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Don't forget to talk about your flying mood.

1. After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too. 2. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

When I woke up, it was dark.

4. People are not smart and bald like others.

I am like a gust of wind, running wildly in this noisy city. They can't see me and I can't see myself. In this way, I felt the feeling of flying, forgot my troubles, lost my irritability and became relaxed.

6. I am so nervous that my heart beats faster, as if there is a small ball jumping around in my heart.

7. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

8. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Baozuo, how annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

9. Hatred can never dissolve hatred. Only sympathy can dissolve hatred. This is the eternal truth.

10. When you received this message, you also received a girl without sadness and clover from me. No sad girl can make you forget your troubles, and clover can bring you luck and happiness. Smile knowingly, okay?

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12. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

13. Instead of regretting the past, grasp the present and strive for the future!

14. I like you so much that you will die.

15. Youth pervades Changhong, courage overwhelms cowardice, and enterprising overwhelms you. This spirit can only be found after twenty years, which is more common among men in their sixties. Getting old is not getting old, but giving up ideals will lead to getting old.

16. Happiness is a kind of mood and a natural positive attitude. Seek happiness in the ordinary, in the hardships, and in the twists and turns.

17. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

18. An unintentional word may ignite a dispute, a cruel word may ruin a life, a timely word may relieve tension, and a caring word may heal a wound and save others.

19. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

2 1. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today.

22. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

23. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God, and mortals don't bother me.

24. There is such a person who makes your palms sweat, your heart beats faster and you feel that your life is complete. You and he add up to the world.

25. Happy as a dream!

26. Find a time to relax and don't be under too much pressure. Refuse a promise that doesn't belong to you, and let yourself do what you want. Not for long. Just one afternoon.

27. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

28. The sign of an immature man is that he can die heroically for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

29. Happiness is not a destination. Happiness is the way we try to go. The love and emotion we met on the road, the frustration and pain we met on the road, together constitute this road. It is also because of them that we understand the true meaning of happiness.

30. I can't play chess, I can't write calligraphy, I can't draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

3 1. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!

32. Drink a bowl of warm soup, wipe a happy night cream on your face, be confident that the quilt will always be warm, cuddle will always be lingering, childlike innocence will blow to your ears, and your intimate lover will always accompany you. Have a good sleep and smile.

33. Choose a leisurely and poetic path, fly the wings of the soul, savor the beauty of life and enjoy the beautiful life.

34. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

35. Everyone has the embarrassment of not getting what they want, and they don't want to face the embarrassment of failure. I used to have lofty ideals and perfect visions.

36. The opportunity to learn and grow is not in the future, but in every moment of life.

37. Having a car and a house is the foundation of stability and an opportunity for prosperity. It has seized the continuous acceleration.

38. Be an active, brave and optimistic dream catcher, never say negative words, only persevere and forge ahead towards your goals, and wait for you not far away after success.

39. There is only one way to divide ranks in society, and that is competition. You must work hard, or you will be at the bottom of society.

40. Grandma laughs like a flower!

4 1. Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

42. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

43. We have to part, say goodbye gently, and our hearts are full of gratitude. Thank you for giving me a deep friendship.

44. Nobody loves you with your hands in your pockets.

45. Relax yourself moderately, don't let yourself be too depressed, and don't let unhappiness interfere with our present; Everyone will have a struggle in life, either find someone to talk to or find a place to vent, don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes and find a balance point in life; Learn to give up disappointment in life and enjoy the beauty in life.

46. Our life is really hard. First of all, we have to bear all kinds of external pressures, but we also have to face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life, perhaps just a brief glance is enough to make me feel excited.

47. Youth is bitter or sweet in my heart, exquisite and rough, clear and hazy, a cup of bitter tea, but finally elegant.

48. Time is what we breathe now, and we should live every moment wholeheartedly.

When he heard everyone's praise, two clouds floated on his cheek and a bright red tongue circled around his mouth, which made him very happy.

I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

5 1. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because you know, you are tolerant.

53. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

54. I am also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

55. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

56. We can never go back. We can't have another childhood. There can be no junior high school; There can be no more first love; There can be no more happiness, happiness, sadness and pain. Yesterday, a second ago, it was impossible to go back. Life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that can't be played back!

57. I stayed up all night and got hurt. I have gone through lonely years with words. I hope I can walk hand in hand with you to our summer solstice, feel beautiful and gorgeous pain, and outline the most incomplete love.

58. There is a kind of mood called emotions; There is a taste called sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty; There is a kind of wisdom called foresight; There is a fate, called everlasting; There is a group called fireworks, and life is varied; There is a mentality called letting nature take its course.

59. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

60. Somewhere in this world, someone is always waiting for you. Not here, not this time, but there, waiting for you at that time.

6 1. Only when you hold your hand, do you know that your son is ugly and your face is covered with tears.

62. One today is worth two tomorrows. It's easy to tear up a calendar, but it's not easy to catch a day. Trust others and give up on yourself, which is the beginning of many people's failed lives! In the most difficult time, you should believe that you have the best shotgun in your hand.

63. At some point, I missed the palmprint for a while; Hide somewhere and miss someone I care about.

64. It doesn't matter where the destination is, what matters is feeling the process and relaxing!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

66. True love is not a momentary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result.

A sad thing in life is that you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be, so you have to let go.

68. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die, and live like an erhu with the blues spirit of hip hop.

69. Many people pursue perfection too much. Some people are eager for perfection and don't allow themselves to make any mistakes. As a result, I dare not decide. There may also be some people who are too dependent and used to following others' steps, and it is difficult to make a decision after encountering something.

70. Time is cruel and people are affectionate. I miss you all the time. Although I can't touch each other, I will still miss you. Send a message to chat with you and build this acacia bridge. I have no chance to see you in the future, so I have to say I miss you!

Classic humorous phrase-piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

After listening to your words, you hung up the Southeast Branch.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will still succeed.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as camera, microphone, and myself.

I can't see my loneliest time, because I am the loneliest only when you can't see me.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

I have been sad, tearful and heartbroken. This is the price of "two".

Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

People don't attack me, I don't attack, if people attack me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

What are you pretending?

You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

Life is like a millstone that keeps turning, crushing hope a little.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done!

I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

It's strange that you breathe in so much courage and spit out a sigh.

Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.

Take someone else's road and let others take a taxi.

You must eat a little properly to lose weight.

How far is forever? Get out, boy!

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

You are shameless!

Water can carry a boat, but you can also cook porridge-piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are all bad, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

Love is like rice, and the romantic process is like a dish. When people are hungry, they think of eating. But after dinner, more people like to comment on food and ignore white rice.

It's not terrible to fall. What's terrible is that when a person falls, he is sober.

Even if the bowl is made of iron, what can I eat without food in it?

When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of "handsome boy", which puzzled me. Later, my classmate showed me a mirror, and I suddenly understood.

It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

Love is like two people using rubber bands. The injured one is always unwilling to let go.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

I swear to myself that I will work hard from tomorrow! However, I live today every day.

When you accidentally step on a tulip, it will leave its fragrance on your feet. This is called tolerance.

Everyone has a flash moment, just as everyone has a flash moment.

It is women's love for shopping malls that makes them more and more exciting.

Whenever night comes, I especially envy snails. No matter how inefficient people are, they still have their own houses.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

Only women and heroes are sad, and wives and jobs are hard to find.

There are three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

I'm an actor-at the sight of a beautiful mm, my eyes go round.

Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

The sky is falling, you support it, I support it. ...

The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Crowded in Beijing, causing trouble to the capital. ...

Who can be as loyal to me as RMB?

Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

You are a real beauty-only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

Love is like pi, which never circulates. ...

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

Put down your relaxed and happy signature. Say one: cherish the present.

Wake up in the morning, relax and let go of your young mood.

1, the most beautiful moment in life is now. Don't waste your life!

2. Life is a process, not a destination. Bitterness and sweetness come from the outside, and happiness comes from the heart. Learn to be grateful, learn to be content, and let happiness overflow the basket of life. As long as the heart is clear, there will be no rainy day!

Understanding others' words with kindness will make the world simple, beautiful and easy. The world is so big, but I am lucky to meet some people.

Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny, and everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends and staggered bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget about those interlaced things.

6. A person's life is made up of countless today. If every day is enriched, so will his life.

7. When you are alone, don't think about two people and put aside memories; When I am alone, I just want to be happy and leave my sadness behind. When you are alone, have a personal romance, release your emotions and open your heart. In fact, when I am alone, my heart is hurting and my tears are moving.

8. There is a fate called love, a feeling called once owned, an ending called destiny takes a hand, and a heartache called endless.

9. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

10, happiness is a kind of mood, a natural positive attitude. Seek happiness in the ordinary, in the hardships, and in the twists and turns.

1 1. If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

12, it is said that people have only two choices, either busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

13, teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old?

14, our goal: look at money and earn more.

15. In life, people keep leaving or entering. So, what you see is invisible; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses. Therefore, the invisible see; Forgot, remember. However, does the invisible thing not exist? Remember, will it never disappear?

16, it is said that people have only two choices, either busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

17, I'm a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oily rice, felt in my pocket, and lamented that I was a white-collar worker again this month.

18, after leaving, I think you should not forget one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

19, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

20. The crescent moon in the middle of the night is accompanied by stars, which gives you a good dream and soothes your body and mind; The sunshine in the morning and the singing of birds make you wake up naturally. Let bygones be bygones, come back tomorrow, forget all the burdens at this moment, and gradually fall asleep with the silence of the night.

2 1. Don't let deep love turn into pain. If you don't love someone, please let go and let others have a chance to love her. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others. You don't have to love someone, but you must love him well.

22. I looked back at the road before. Is this stupid? Yes, now that I have lost it, I find the old road so beautiful! Moonlight gently brushed on the road, some mysterious, some happy flavor.

23. A careless word may ignite a dispute, a cruel word may ruin a life, a timely word may relieve tension, and a caring word may heal a wound and save others.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

25. Time is what we breathe now, and we should live every moment wholeheartedly.

26. We never stay on the same road, just like a flickering figure in dim light, but we are submerged in endless darkness in an instant.

27. Grandma, narrow the wrinkles around your eyes into a half-opened origami fan.

28. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

29. So in this big city where people come and go, we are stubbornly lonely in the same mood.

30. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

3 1, I looked at the blue sea and couldn't help humming a song, feeling as light as a sailboat sailing against the wind.

32. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Life is not a race, but a journey. Games care about the destination, and travel cares about the scenery along the way.

34. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

35. What is the critical moment in life is a decision; Is a choice; Whether left or right; Continue or give up. It is a time to bid farewell to the past; It is the moment when you bravely wipe the wound; It's time to choose the future. To be happy, be happy first.

36. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and lamented that I was a white-collar worker again this month.

In this world, there is always someone waiting for you somewhere. Not here, not this time, but there, waiting for you at that time. You're glad someone misses you.

38, happy as a dream!

39. After drinking the medicine bottle, hang it on the rope, jump off the building and wave a handkerchief to see you off.

40. Be an active, brave and optimistic dream catcher, never say negative words, only persevere and forge ahead towards your goals, and wait for you not far away after success.

4 1, it will be sad to be ignored by people who care very much. What's more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.

42. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

43. Thousands of years have passed. He is here and I am there. At both ends of life, we stood on each other's shore. A moment of eye contact makes a lifetime unforgettable. It has been lingering in my sleep, in my memory. The tallest man is lonely. Only by enduring loneliness can he be higher, and the higher he is, the more lonely he is.

44. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

45. A person should be crazy once in his life, whether for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

46. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep.

47. We can never go back. We can't have another childhood. There can be no junior high school; There can be no more first love; There can be no more happiness, happiness, sadness and pain. Yesterday, a second ago, it was impossible to go back. Life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that can't be played back!

48. The mood lies not in obedience, but in adjustment. Feelings do not lie in depth, but in eternity. A friend lies not in distance, but in eternity. Blessing lies not in quantity, but in sincerity.

49. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. This kind of donkey is named: economical and applicable man.

50, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

5 1, I like you so much, if you like me, you will die.

52. The opportunity to learn and grow is not in the future, but in every moment of life.

Sometimes, some precious moments, until become memories, you will really realize its value.

You must be in a good mood, and what you want is not necessarily what you need most. Work hard and sleep hard. Even if you are sad, you should hide it. It's not late autumn, and your harvest hasn't arrived yet.

A sad thing in life is that you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be, so you have to let go.

56. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

57. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.

58. The past is an experience, the present is an attempt and the future is an expectation. Experienced, tried and expected.

59. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

60. Life is endless. After any great glory, there are many little-known hard struggles.

6 1, in a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

62. Parents accompany him through menopause and look at everything with an inclusive eye, and you will have such a day.

63. It is normal to have troubles at work. Take them home easily, irrational, irresponsible, where to solve the problem.

64. Drink a bowl of warm soup, wipe a happy night cream on your face, be confident that the quilt will always be warm, cuddle will always be lingering, childish words will blow to your ears, and your caring lover will always accompany you. Have a good sleep and smile.

65. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

66. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

67. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

68. Don't think that life is unbearable, which means that life has no chance to start again. If I had done it, I wouldn't have done it now. There is no real good or bad choice at every fork. As long as I regard life as my unique creation, if I make different choices, I won't look back often. Life only sells one-way tickets, the past is the past, and it is more important to take the back road.

69, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

70. Attitude determines mood, a good attitude brings a good mood, and a bad attitude brings a bad mood. A mature person should rationally face the changes of the external environment, and keep his mood calm and happy regardless of the external environment. Just like sunflower flowers, always face the sun with a bright smile. Even if it rains on cloudy days, I am not angry, complaining or discouraged. I always have a firm belief in the future. I believe that there will always be sunny days after the rain.

7 1, the real life is to do your job well every day. Don't ask for love and vision that has nothing to do with you at present. Don't dwell on unnecessary emotions and judgments. No delusions, no self-indulgence. Don't hurt, don't be enemies with yourself and others. Don't perform and don't believe in other people's performances.

72. No matter how good things are, they will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, it will be forgotten one day. No matter how beautiful the dream is, they will wake up one day. Never keep what you should give up and never let go of what you should cherish. You can't be friends after breaking up, because you hurt each other! You can't be enemies, because you love each other deeply.

73. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

74. True love is not a momentary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result.

75. When you are in a bad mood, don't make noise, listen to music, relax and go to bed.