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Tell me about the night shift

1, half bright and half dark, this is life.

2. After returning to the depths, I feel listless and sleepy every day. I have been dozing off at work, and it is difficult to concentrate. How to break it?

I tie my shoelaces every day, because I know that no one will squat down to help me tie them, or even stop to wait for me.

4. Being woken up by the alarm clock every day proves that I am still alive.

5, put down your shelf, correct your attitude, often even a small matter, can also achieve your brilliant life!

6. It turns out that I always do nothing, stay at home and look at several computers at home. Dull and lifeless. I am very busy now, but my life is also enriched. My friends see me more often and have more opportunities to communicate. In fact, I have felt a lot recently and understood a lot of truth.

7. It's terribly hot to go to work in summer and terribly cold to go to work in winter.

8. When you work with love, you are one with yourself, others and God.

9. No matter how many grievances you have, you can only hold them in your heart. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

10, I think everyone wants to quit or is dissatisfied with their present work and life, but I don't find out how obvious they are and why I feel so strongly.

1 1, waking up in the morning to see the time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

12, I finally went to work this afternoon! Although I haven't completely returned to work, it is enough to go to a class once in a while.

13, some people can't love, hate and forget.

14, I, I won't ask, I won't mention, I'm sad, I just keep walking when my heart hurts, and I replace everything with silence.

15, sorry, I'm an artist. It's my job to stare at beautiful women.

16, I feel headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere when I think about going to work tomorrow.

17, when a person greets the light with his work, the light will soon shine on him.

18, I don't want to go to work for 30 days a month! It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me.

19, if you are not satisfied with your present job, either resign or shut up.

20. Dreaming is a naive word, and realizing dreams is a cruel word.

2 1, meeting for the first time in the new year, each at home, each well.

22. The best friend is the one who is willing to work late with you and work overtime with you.

23. The quickest and most reliable way to overcome fear and build self-confidence is to do what you are afraid of until you gain a successful experience.

My friends, if you are not satisfied with your present life and work, please don't give up. Stick to it, and someone will find your advantages!