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What are the first and second episodes of the Great Wall of Wan Li in the Ming Dynasty?

one: knowing the name

A little red light shines in the boundless night, which makes the uncertain sky light up. The slowly marching mirage line

became dim in the morning light.

"Boy, Miss Moon has left. "Little feather clap dawn's shoulder, although it is in comfort, but his eyebrows are tight cu.

"Shaoyu, I always feel that I will never see the moon again." Dawn bowed her head, twelve years old voice mixed with a trace of worry, a little ... Fear.

"didn't you say that? To be as strong as your uncle, by then, the moon will be saved by us. "

"hmm! I want to be as strong as uncle! Let that bad woman dare not bully the moon! " Dawn clenched her fist and looked determined and serious. It is a strange force, and when he chooses to fight for it, his potential will also be stimulated.

Tianming's neck is slightly hot, and the charm of Yin and Yang with simple patterns suddenly jumps. Shaoyu stared at it for a long time, but she didn't know what she should do.

Shi Lan, who stood on the eaves of the house, seemed to feel a little strange. As soon as she jumped to Tianming's side, her icy face was calm and quiet: "This belongs to the Yin and Yang family ..."

"Shi Lan, I think we should call it a day. Chef Ding will be impatient if she doesn't see you, so we will go back, so as not to make the Third Division angry, right? Dawn. " Little feather quickly stretched out his hand over Shi Lan's mouth, temper and motioned for her not to say with her eyes.

when tianming saw Shi Lan in the middle of his speech, he was a little curious and said, "What did you say? Yin and Yang family? Does my illness have anything to do with that bad woman? "

Shi Lan winked less than one eye, didn't answer, and jumped into the morning light again.

"Shao Yu, what did Shi Lan say just now?"

"ah? Did Shilan say anything? Why didn't I hear it? " Shaoyu looked up at the sky, and the expression that I didn't know anything fooled Tianming: "We must go back to Xiaoshengxian Village, or the Mohists will be in a hurry."

Tianming's attention was diverted by Shi Lan's words, and the yin-yang mantra gradually disappeared until it disappeared.

Xiaoshengxian Village

The story that Tianming and Shaoyu didn't come home for the night has reached Zhang Liang's ears. He smiled indifferently, adjusted his robe and went out to pick them up: "Zi Ming and Zi Yu, you didn't come home for the night yesterday. Do you know your crime?"

at dawn, Shaoyu looked at each other and both saluted: "Zi Ming, Zi Yu knows the crime, and the third division is not strange."

Zhang Liang ha ha smiled, and the morning sun shone on him, emitting a little light, bright but not dazzling: "Zi Ming and Zi Yu, come in. Today, you two are going to do coolies to apologize."

"yes." Knowing that they were indefensible, the two of them should be finished dejectedly, and followed Zhang Liang back to the house in the three provinces (it seems that I have forgotten what this place is called). )

"Put on your clothes first, Zi Ming and Zi Yu. Today's class is given by the Second Division. After you attend, meet me in the Bamboo Garden, and several Mohist leaders are also there." Zhang Liang's smile is as warm as jade, but it implies a subtle cunning. Little feather slightly narrowed his eyes, eyes with a little weird.

"Shao Yu, what are you doing? Hurry up and go to class. If I am late again, the second division will definitely be angry. " Tianming struggled to put on Confucian clothes, but was overwhelmed by that etiquette: "It is the hardest thing to get every time."

Shao Yu covered her mouth, but her smile was obvious: "Zi Yu, think about how the Third Teacher taught you."

"Third Master ... he told me to go first ... and then ... Oh, I'm bored to death, Zi Yu. Why don't you show me?"

Shao Yu rolled his eyes, and reluctantly picked up the etiquette to help him tie it. He said, "I can't even tie a etiquette for a great Mohist."

"It's not as strange as Confucian clothes. I just want to put on my clothes casually. Where is it so complicated?" Dawn touched the etiquette and could not help complaining.

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"All right, let's go, we will be late." Little feather a pull dawn to go outside, but he turned and cast a glance inside, it seems that ... Someone is following them.

in the academy

"Zisi."

"here."

"Zi Cong."

"here."

"Zimu."

"here."

"Ziyu." The Confucian disciple in charge of roll call looked up for a while and then called, "Zi Yu."

Zi Mu and others looked at the two empty seats in front of them and were dumbfounded. Supposedly, this child is late tomorrow. Anyway, it's not the first time I've seen him. It's not surprising for a long time, but even Zi Yu is late. That's the first time.

"Zi Ming ... alas, he didn't arrive again." The Confucian disciple in charge of roll call shook his head, put away his books and saluted Yan Lu: "Second Martial Uncle, all the students are here except Zi Ming and Zi Yu."

Yan Lu glanced up at two vacant seats and nodded slightly: "I see, Ziyuan has worked hard."

"Second and second Martial Uncle, Third Martial Uncle sent a message to his disciples, saying that Zi Ming's feather was temporarily left behind by him, so I'm afraid he will be late. Please don't blame him."

"Ovary, what the hell is he doing?" Yan Lu stared at the letters, lost in thought.

"report!" When Dawn Shaoyu arrived panting, Yan Lu was still in a daze, and was so stunned that the bamboo slips in his hand fell to the ground: "Zi Ming, Zi Yu, isn't the ovary looking for you?"

when tianming hears this, he will stare at himself and shake his head. Shaoyu thought about it, and Lala Tianming's back skirt said wryly, "Go back to the second division, and the third division has already explained it, so we can come here."

Yan Lu nodded, lifted his clothes, leaned out and picked up the scroll of letters: "So, please sit down quickly."

As soon as Shaoyu was seated in the morning, Yan Lu opened the book and said, "Today, we will talk about Gongye's long poems in the Analects of Confucius. Ji Wenzi thought twice before acting, but when he heard it, he said,' Again, it's ok.' Do you know the meaning of this? Zi Yu, you answer. "

" Yes. " Shaoyu folded his hands and said, "It's ok to say it again. It should be to tell disciples to judge clearly. Know how to judge and decide quickly and accurately, instead of being a woman's soft nature and hesitating. There are clouds in the art of war, which are as swift as the wind. Xu Rulin is as motionless as a mountain, and aggression is like fire. This is also a clear decision, and it will go quickly after the break. "

Yan Lu took a shallow smile at the corner of his mouth and said, "It's not bad to tell things in combination with the art of war. Zi Ming, tell me. "

"huh?" Dawn rolled her eyes, stretched out her hand and touched her head, and hesitated for a long time before saying, "I agree with Zi Yu's name-breaking statement. That name is too long, it would be better to break away. "

"Ha ha ha ha ha, Zi Ming is such a fool, ha ha ha ha." The words sound just fell at dawn, and laughter was heard all around, even Yan Lu's smile deepened a few minutes.

outside the academy, my master couldn't help laughing: "Xiao Zhi, what Tianming answered is really ... according to his words, you can call yourself a thief or a foot in the future, so you'd better end it yourself. Ha ha ha. "

"fatty ding! Keep your voice down so that Tianming can hear you, and this boy will think that we have hit him again. " The thief glared at me, but he smiled even wider: "I wish I could call it Giant when I see Tianming in the future, and even save that sub-word."

"that's true. Small feet, we are going to the bamboo garden, and Snow Girl and them should have met there. " My skilled worker looked up at the sun, stretched out his round arm and poked his stolen feet.

The bootlegger glanced at him and disappeared as soon as he jumped.

"This guy, does he use magic for such a short distance?" My skilled man sighed, turned back to another road and left leisurely.

tianming frowned and didn't know what he had said wrong. Shao Yu patted him on the shoulder and laughed forward and backward: "Zi Ming, I said it is clear and clear."

"huh?"

"Zi Ming, you can sit down. Don't laugh, students. Let's continue." Yan Lu interrupted everyone's laughter and continued to speak. And dawn bowed his head because of this little mistake.

Shao Yu turned to look at the dawn, and felt a little worried: "Boy, are you all right?"

"me? What can I do? I am the only descendant of blade master, Master Dawn. "

Shao Yu, seeing his high spirits, has the heart to slap himself. No matter how stupid he is, he shouldn't think that this boy Tianming will be lost, and he still wants to comfort him foolishly.

After class, Shaoyu walked in front of Tianming, trying to get ahead of him, but Tianming stopped him at the back: "Ziyu, have you forgotten that we have something to do?"

after being reminded by the morning, Shao Yu patted his head and said, "Ha, did I forget? I remember, then let's go. "

"Gee, do you really remember? Do you really remember why you want to go to the pond? " Dawn thief looked at Shaoyu, which made him uncomfortable: "I didn't have it, but I accidentally saw a black shadow and wanted to go and have a look."

"oh. Let's go, it's not good for the third division to wait in a hurry. " Dawn is very uncomfortable to pull the etiquette, holding the little feather goes to the back.

Shao Yu turned his head and looked in the direction of the pond. It seems that he really saw a black shadow passing by. Originally, he just wanted to cheat Tianming, but ... Look at this situation, there is indeed a person near the pond, and he is still a fast-moving person.

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Bamboo Garden, located at the back of Xiaoshengxian Village, is rarely visited, and it is named after several rows of bamboos planted in front of the hut.

tianming pushed open the gate of the bamboo garden and was surprised to see a group of people inside: "Second Master?"

Yan Lu was obviously surprised, too. He turned to ask Zhang Liang, "Are Ovary, Zi Ming and Zi Yu Mohist?"

"Zi Ming is a disciple of Mohism and Zi Yu is a soldier. You should have heard of his name." Zhang Liang smiled lightly, behaved freely, and his face was not at all uneasy about deceiving his brother.

"oh?" Yan Lu was intrigued by Zhang Liang and couldn't help asking questions.

Shaoyu stepped forward and handed him over: "The Xiang clan in the next State of Chu, Shaoyu."

"I've heard about Xiang Jia of Chu. I heard that the young master and feather of the Xiang family were brave and extraordinary, and they got along with each other in a few days, which is true. "

"The second teacher is ridiculous."

"Tianming, I heard that ... you stayed out last night." Snow girl pulled through the morning and said with malicious intent.

"yes." Dawn always remembers what Xuenv said to him when she was in the organ city, and she has a sense of awe in her bones.

"tianming baby admitted it so soon? This is really not fun. " The thief leaned against the door, and when he heard the promise from dawn, he couldn't help but boo.

"little metatarsus." Master Ban interrupted him and said, "Dawn, what did you see last night?"

when tianming listened to master ban's question, his head lowered, and even his voice became a little sad: "I saw the moon."

"Moon?" Mohism several listen to dawn said to her, all by surprise.

"damn it, let me go to meet them and save the moon." The big hammer is rubbing its hands and its words are fierce.

"Hammer, don't be impulsive. The moon is very important to us Mohists, and we must save it, but not now. What we need now is ... "Gao Jianli swept eye dawn, not to say.

After hearing Gao Jianli's words, the sledgehammer suddenly collapsed: "What should I do?"

"Gao, what's your opinion?" Master Ben looked at Gao Jianli and asked.

Gao Jianli shook his head and said, "Our Mohist school has suffered a great loss now, so we can only take care of one side, so the Moon side can only be put down for the time being. I believe that the people of Yin and Yang's family will not do anything to the moon. "

"I agree with Xiao Gao. What we need to do now is to clean up the interior. Recently, something has happened in Sang Hai." Xu Fuzi smoothed her beard and nodded.

"Xu Fuzi, do you mean a mirage?" Snow girl let go of the morning and asked.

"Yes, last night, I saw the people of the public loser entrenched by the sea. I think it must have something to do with the mirage."

"Mirage ... Yes, that strange ship! The moon was brought to that strange ship by a bad woman! "Dawn suddenly raised his head, eyes saved infinite anger.

"Master Ban, Xu Fuzi, the mirage that Tianming and I saw was indeed a ship. Is this mirage going to the sea to find something? "Little feather negative hand, eyebrows tight cu, way.

Master Ban raised his hand and touched his beard, thoughtfully: "It seems so. But I didn't see it with my own eyes after all. The Yin-Yang family and the public loser have made the water in Sang Hai too muddy. Isn't it? Lao Xu. "

" Indeed, I saw Gong Shuchou enter a mirage with a boy in white. I think this mirage is a masterpiece of the Gongbo family. "

" It's a pity that I didn't see it, otherwise, I should be able to find some clues. "Class master look some regret, but this regret is mixed with a little excitement.

"Why don't you always get to the point? There was a trail of that guy Meng Tian in the sea of mulberry yesterday. "The big hammer said to interrupt everyone's topic about a mirage, and rang rang.

On August 3, 21, at 1: 39, the master of Class

replied to the 4th floor of 123.93.18. He patted his head and said, "That is, Brother Wu Yao, Brother Fang, this time Li Si, Meng Tian and the Yin and Yang families all appeared in Sang Hai. There must be more important things besides the mirage. "

" right. And ... Childe Fu Su is here. "The gate of the Bamboo Garden was suddenly opened, and Nie Gai came in through the door with a serious face:" The boy in white is Fu Su. "

" uncle! " See Nie Gai dawn, shouted happily.

Nie Gai nodded and said, "I have seen Fu Su, the son, and I am sure."

"Nie Gai ..." The thief gave him a cold look and turned his head with a snort of cold.

"Sirs, may I have a word from the ovary?" Zhang Liang looked around and said, "I think that Mohists should show up less, and I Confucianism can help you." Zi Ming, Zi Yu has been put on a wanted order, so I hope everyone will look after them. "

"The ovary is right. Miss Rong's illness still needs the treatment of Master Xun. Dawn, Shaoyu, you should hide your tracks. Reese and others are still here. Let's not harm Confucianism." Gao Jianli nodded in response, and Shui Han in his hand was drawn with cold light: "There is someone outside the door!"

"what?" Snow Girl was frightened. She opened the window and looked out, but there was no suspicious person. Only a Confucian disciple stood outside the door.

Xiao Gao's Shui Han put it around the neck of the Confucian disciple and said coldly, "Who are you?"

"Gao, stop." Class master rushed out to stop Gao Jianli way.

"Zitong, why are you here?" Yan Lu and Zhang Liang look at each other, chorus.

The Confucian disciple named Zi Tong made a bow. clear voice said, "Uncle Zhang is looking for two uncles."

Yan Lu and Zhang Liang looked at each other and said, "Well, since the head brother called us, we'll go there first. Please leave."

Xiao Gao and others nodded, and Yan Lu Zhang Liang got up and went back down the mountain. In the Ming Dynasty, their backs waved and laughed. Shaoyu stared at the back of the two men walking away from the mountain and shouted, "No, the second division and the third division are in public danger."

"what did you say? Third division, are they in danger? "Morning staring at the little feather, a face of incredible.

At the same time that Dawn was surprised, the stolen feet had been chased out by magic. Xiao Gao put his sword back into his sheath, and the wind blew the hair on his forehead. The eyes covered by the hair gave out cold light, as cold as water.

A little while later, the thief came back: "That Zitong is really a bad guy. Fortunately, I arrived in time and there is no ovary."