Comment on the spoof

You're talking about it here again. The foreman has been looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that you 10 day's salary, you won't get a penny until you come back. And the village chief called me to tell you that Lao Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and asked you to get paid and go back to marry him tomorrow. Your nephew's DNA test results came back. Your nephew is not yours and your sister-in-law's. Grandpa Wei next door also went to the village to drop the lawsuit, saying that if you peeked at him taking a bath five years ago, you would come back to the village with peace of mind.