Suitable for friends to talk about the humorous mood of harmony.

1. As long as everyone contributes a volume, the world will become a better place.

2. Pretend to sleep in class and secretly attend classes and roll to death.

3. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

There is no need to work hard now.

6. Everyone else sleeps lying down, but I am different. I even rolled up the quilt.

7. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 master per capita", but the salary did not seem to rise.

8. You can learn in secret. Now I'm going to stay up late to drink coke and eat snacks, die early, and reincarnate in advance to grab a Beijing hukou. Then you can't beat me in your life.

9. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

10. Others shit in the toilet, and I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

1 1. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

12. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will get stuck, only please yourself.

13. My boyfriend plays games on weekends. I study secretly, and I am more educated than him, and then I don't want him.

14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

15. I am the paper in the clothes pocket of the washing machine, and it has rolled me to death. Let's not feel better.

16. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

17. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I learned it secretly, and I didn't fail any subjects at the end of the term, which hurt them.

19. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

20. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

Writing humor at work is suitable for sending 20 sentences in a circle of friends.

1. involution is the process of entropy increase. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when it enters the flow can it be broken.

2. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

I am the paper in the pocket of the washing machine, which has killed me, so I'd better not feel better.

If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

6. Did you write today?

7. I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

8. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

9. My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

10. My boyfriend plays games on weekends. I study secretly, and I am more educated than him. Then I don't want him.

1 1. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

12. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will get stuck, only please yourself.

13. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

17. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

18. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

19. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

20. When my roommates are asleep, I will secretly drink carbonated drinks to occupy a place in the Western Heaven and crush them to death.

On the circle of friends in humor evaluation

1. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

2. You study, you get out. Now I start to stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, die young, and be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

4. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master", but the salary did not seem to rise.

I am like a bug on a cabbage. My classmates roll and I climb by myself.

I pretended to watch the live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

7. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

8. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

9. When my roommates stayed up all night, I secretly picked up all the hair on the ground, stuck it on my head and rolled them to death.

10. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

1 1. As long as the roll is not dead, it will roll into a dead person.

12. Roommates sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed one subject at the end of the term, which made them very unhappy.

13. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

14. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

15. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

16. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

17. I'm a piece of paper in the pocket of the washing machine, and it has rolled me to death. We don't want a better life.

18. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

19. When my colleagues were off work, I secretly worked overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

20. My roommates are sleeping. I secretly went out to pick up garbage. I was richer than them and killed them.

The humor of drying food is suitable for making friends.

Humor about drying food is suitable for friends to eat food with words and talk about it.

1. Sunshine food is a love of ordinary life.

2. I have no appetite to watch others bask in food recently. Is it related to diet control?

3. fasting, dry food, nothing to look for, appetite is awakened!

4. I realized that when I was losing weight, there were so many people drying food in my circle of friends!

5. In the circle of friends, some bask in objects, some bask in babies, some bask in beautiful scenery and some bask in delicious food, all of which are full of happiness. I can only bask in the sun, but I am also very happy!

6. Sun food, travel, bags, cars in a circle of friends, and then ... cry poor, so fucking hypocritical.

7. They don't know the joy of eating food.

8. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

9. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy.

10. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

1 1. motto of eating food: don't eat or drink today, and try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

12. What wakes you up every day is not a dream, not an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.

13. Last words of a foodie: Do something else, make me a sea fishing and two waiters.

14. The weather is unpredictable, and people are doomed.

15. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

16. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

17. Is it a crime to bask in food?

18. I think today is a good day to go home and bask in bask in the quilt.

19. Everyone basks in food in a circle of friends. I looked around without any ups and downs. I have grown up.

20. God, why are there so many delicious foods tonight? That's settled. Do I have a meeting so far?

2 1. That's right, this time, it's time to bask in delicious food again ~ Are you hungry?

22. Keep a copy of everything. I want to have dinner and grab something delicious. Good Night!

Put some poison in the middle of the night. They say that drying delicious food will increase female powder. I'll try.

24. Not for drying food. I like the color matching of this tablecloth very much.

25. Time for drying food ~ This is what I have been insisting on.

26. The circle of friends is a pit, full of meat, and someone is in charge of you. Sun Cai, you are invited to treat. Print books and someone will lend them to you. Can you simply appreciate it?

27. Only food and love can live up to it. If you don't have a lover, let's comment on the delicious food. Who is not a trivial matter?

28. If you are not a real foodie, you will never know, but I am full, I am full, but these two words are worlds apart.

29. I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.

30. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

3 1. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in pK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.

33. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

34. As soon as the food is served, the first command in my mind is to eat, not to take pictures, which can be called competent eating!