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Dad, talk to the baby about reading.

On the first day of school, the baby is suitable for making friends. The baby went to school for the first time and left his mother's arms for the first time. Come on!

The first emotional record

1, the baby's first school started a new journey.

Looking at your little back, you have grown up.

2. Is it the first time to start school? ( ˊ? ˋ )?

Baby, congratulations on entering school.

3. Get up with friends.

Being loved and lucky? Long Fu? Capped

Since then, your world has become bigger and bigger, and my world has attracted more and more attention.

5, son, really work hard, there are only three girls in a class, and the pressure is a bit great!

6. The first time I sent you to school, you didn't even say goodbye to me. The first time I picked you up from school, you said you had so much fun that you forgot to miss me.

7. Going to school for the first time, looking at your little back, you have grown up.

8. On the first day of the baby's school, the little bad guy in his arms finally grew up. Come on, my baby.

9. May you grow up healthily and happily, and make campus life the best and most beautiful start in your life memory.

10 Baby, there is a vast sea in front of you. Your kindness and courage are boats, and your determination is sails. I hope you start every day healthily and happily! Mom and Dad will always love you!

Chapter II Network Humor

1.

Little cute goes to school.

Every time you grow up,

Are worth recording.

2.

Di primary school card

You will be an educated baby in the future.

Come on (ω)

3.

The baby's first day of school

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The first day of the old mother's holiday.

4.

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The little beast started a campus tour.

Slowly grow up ()?

5.

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To commemorate the first bus ride.

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6.

Follow? Small friends? Tomoji? From where? Time?

Being loved and lucky? Long Fu? Capped

7.

Small? Bag? Bay?

The happiest thing in the world.

Is to witness your happy growth.

Congratulations, baby, you are in primary school.

8. A new starting point, we should grow up in the sun.

9. The first time I sent you to school, you didn't cry, but I did.

10. Let go of your hand today. Mom knows this is just the first step in your growth.

Three ancient styles

1, with daughter Tang Weizhuang

Seeing that people were dumb at first, they refused to fall in love with cars.

It is reasonable to cry all night, because it costs too much to wear clothes.

2. Song and Huang Tingjian's "Sacrifice for Pan"

Pan Lang was like a white jade when he was young and a cuckoo when he was at school. I visited Nai Weng's house many times in those days, and I sold wine and boiled crabs without paying.

When the girders meet, they are puzzled, and the yellow dust stains the surface to urge the boat to pull. Why don't you be a general and your blackheads will rise to the sky.

3, "Short Songs in the Rain" song Lu You

It rained heavily last night, but the weather is fine today. The more detailed people speak, the better things will be, and God has not been in vain.

Mud went deep into the city road and the bad eaves were destroyed by the wind. Is it only frogs who are proud, and it is unreasonable to sit back and feel weeds?

Strip your maid and take an umbrella to school to pity Cao. You can't get alcohol on credit in the village market, and you can't find bad robes.

4. Song Lixin's "Leaving Monks in Lushena"

The water in the gully is bright and sunny, and the children who go to school are short and brown. I still remember that when I flew down the mountain from Quanquan, I would dance back in my spring clothes.

5, "Persuasion Poetry" Don Yan Zhenqing

Every day when the cock crows, it is the best time for boys to read. Teenagers only know how to play, but don't know how to study hard. When they are old, they regret why they didn't know how to study hard when they were young.

6. "Reading on a Winter Night" Song: Lu You

The ancients learned nothing, and it takes time to grow old.

What you get on paper is so shallow that you never know what you have to do.

7. "Reading" Song: Lu You

The old man's ambition to live in seclusion, even if it is not the five acres of countryside, remains unchanged. The original intention of reading is the common people.

Reading under the light, my eyes are not bigger than before, but I still decided to read 20 thousand small words.

8 "Reading" Tang Dynasty: Pi Rixiu

What is family fortune? It's accumulated.

Gao Zhai Xiao opened the book and spoke only in the language of saints.

Although Yingxian is a different world, it has been in love since ancient times.

It is better to see a mullet on the table than any other couple.

9. "Long Valley Reading Sheba Tong" Tang Dynasty: Li He

Insect sound and light are sparse, and cold medicine is thick at night.

You pity the guests and are still hard.

10. The Academy was sung by Liu Guo.

Mechanics, such as ploughing, can be supplemented by diligence.

But if you do too many books, you will get old.