Typhoon humorous remarks

Typhoon humor is as follows:

1. When the typhoon comes, quickly find a toilet plug to suck it on to avoid being blown away!

2. The typhoon is coming. I want to tie my hair into a pig tail to prevent it from being blown away by the wind!

3. The typhoon is coming. Buy a box of beer quickly to avoid not drinking enough before being blown away!

4. The typhoon is coming. I have to tie myself to the bed to avoid being blown into outer space by the wind!

5. The typhoon is coming. Put on your body armor quickly to avoid being blown into pieces by the wind!

6. The typhoon is coming. I want to turn myself into a ball and roll it to the basement for shelter!

7. When the typhoon comes, lift up the roof quickly to avoid being blown away by the wind!

8. The typhoon is coming. I have to put on my pants to avoid being blown naked by the wind!

9. The typhoon is coming. Buy a bunch of toilet paper quickly to avoid being blown away!

10. The typhoon is coming. I want to turn myself into a bird and fly to a safe place!

11. The typhoon is coming. Buy a bunch of bubble gum quickly to avoid being blown away and leaving you with nothing to chew!

12. When the typhoon comes, I will turn myself into a snail and hide in the shell for refuge!

13. The typhoon is coming. Hurry and put your wallet into your underwear to avoid being blown away by the wind!

14. When the typhoon comes, I will tie my hair into pig intestines to prevent it from being blown away by the wind!

15. The typhoon is coming. Hurry up and find some tofu to drink, lest you get hungry due to the wind!

16. The typhoon is coming. I want to turn myself into a hedgehog and hide myself from the typhoon!

17. The typhoon is coming. Take off your high heels quickly to avoid being blown down by the wind!

18. The typhoon is coming. I have to put on my pants to avoid being blown half-naked by the wind!

19. The typhoon is coming. Buy a bunch of candles quickly to avoid being blown out!

20. The typhoon is coming. I want to turn myself into a pig and find a pigsty to hide in!