Humor about how to spend money.

As long as you are my friend and let me know who has no money, I can tell you how I live without money.

1. What's wrong with being fat now? I think I was only over 6 kg when I was the lightest. Compare with me.

What others give is called charity, and what you break into is called glory.

3. A boy is only kind to one girl, which is called warm man, and good to all girls, which is called hot dog.

4. Adolescence love is like opium, with countless Lin Zexu standing behind it.

The newborn baby still has a heart rate monitor. The 5-year-old nephew looked at it for a while and asked lightly. How long does it take for my brother to charge? .

6. Take a step back and push your luck; Bear with it for a while and make it worse; That is the reality.

7.？ You are so heartless and kind, why have you been cheated? ?

8. Don't think that the so-called weight loss of girls is just lip service, and it will really be sent to space and friends circle.

9. Do you know why the May 4th Movement broke out? Because there are only three days off on May Day.

10. Research shows that the order of Chinese characters is not always clear. For example, when you read this sentence, you will find that the words in this book are all in a mess.

1 1. In this school, one dress is more dangerous than the other, and the long one is safer than the other.

12. I can't empathize with you, but I can be your best listener.

13. Long-distance love is that sometimes I have cried my head off and you think I lost my temper and ignored you.

14. Never challenge my bottom line, otherwise, I will revise my bottom line again.

15. As long as you are my friend in the future and let me know who has no money, I can tell you how I live without money.

16. I hope that after many years, you can still remember that there was once a person who loved you deeply and loved you like a life.

17. Will it be a crying face if you take off your stubborn mask?

18. If someone likes you, I can get it back, but if you like others, I can only let go.

19. Now that I think about it, the original affection seems to be nonsense.

20. The day you get the result notice is like playing with a tear sign: language out! Math is out! English comes out! History is out! Political out! Geography is out!

2 1. The most romantic thing I can think of is to use all the postures with you in various places.

When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that there are people running.

23. I gave up too much for you. In the end, I found that you were the one who should give up most.

24. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

25.？ Mulan, I like you! Let's be together! ? Do you know that I am a woman? ! ? You are a woman. ?

I can control everything except you. The more I want to control, the more I miss you.

27. Don't follow your own path, and don't look back for the people you missed.

28. The girlfriend said:? If only I were a man, then don't meet him and I'll give you happiness?

29. Some things can be said with a smile, provided that you have cried enough.

30. Stop complaining that you can't find a right person among1300 million people, because you often can't find a right person in four multiple-choice questions.