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What are the top ten promises men make to women?

Ten promises men make to women before marriage. Marry me and be my wife. Although you are not a beautiful girl, I can assure you that in my eyes, you will be the most beautiful bride in the world, and after marriage, you will still be the most beautiful woman in the world. I hope that when you are eighty years old, I will lie in your ear and tell you that I thank God for giving me the most beautiful and lovely old woman in the world, but she just has no teeth.

After marriage, if you still want to do business, I will do my best to support you. I undertake the housework that I should do. I confess to you that I can't tell the difference between soybean sprouts and mung bean sprouts, which will make the kitchen messy, but I will try my best to do what the kitchen cooks. Try to cultivate yourself into an excellent chef.

If you want to stay away from the noise and troubles of the world and long to be a quiet little woman, then I will work hard and earn more money to support this family, but you must help me wash my smelly socks.

I promise you, I will put off some unnecessary entertainment and go home early. Because I know you will be lonely at home and you will be afraid of me. I promise you, no matter how much I cry when I come home, I will listen to you carefully and tell you the experience of the day. Because I know you need understanding and support, I am your husband, and this is my duty.

Have a baby with me. I hope that on your 40th birthday, we can put forty candles on your birthday cake with our children. And I believe that our children will change their previous naughty behavior and say to you solemnly like a little adult: "Oh, my God! Mom, you look only thirty years old. My classmate says you are more like my sister. "

I will be loyal to you and finally to my family. Because I know this is a man's responsibility. And I know that if I betray you and have an unclean relationship with another woman, I will feel guilty. Guilt makes me blame myself. Self-blame makes me ashamed to face you. Facing you shamelessly makes me want to escape from you, and my pure eyes still want to leave you. Leaving you is the last thing I want to do in my life.

If one day you are tired and you are eager to leave me and fly freely, I will say goodbye to you. Although I stubbornly believe that the sweetness in your arms is far better than any kind of freedom in the world, I have no right to expect you to think so. I think I will tell you that you are tired, tired and hurt when you go home. I am your husband, and I will wait for you to come back. This home is your home, and the lights of this home will always burn for you.

If one day you fall in love with another man and leave me, I admit to you that I will be jealous, angry and sad, but I will eventually choose to break up. I just hope that person can be as kind to you, care about you and take care of your life as I am. I will continue to bless you to God. And because you are not with me, I can't take care of you personally, so I will pray to God to bless you a thousand times.

Maybe I will have a new wife in a few years, and maybe I will die alone. In either case, if you are in trouble, please let me know, and I will try my best to help you without violating morality.

I don't know if we were together in our last life, but that's the past tense and it doesn't matter anymore. I don't know if we will be together in the afterlife, but it's too far away for me to grasp. I only care about this life, I hope I can do my best to keep you in my arms, healthy, safe and happy!