Weibo is funny.

1. The summer vacation is not over yet, and I am already looking forward to the winter vacation.

2. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.

What makes me proud and proud is that until now, the earth is still being trampled by me.

Dear, let's dye our hair white together, so that we can grow old together.

5. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

6. Youth is like toilet paper. When you use it, you feel quite a lot. When you use it, it will be gone.

7. The cat said to the mouse: I tried to protect you but forgot that I was a cat.

8. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

10, if I go down one day, remember, I'll come up for you.

1 1, Jimmy wrote in the book, I always meet the most beautiful surprises in the deepest despair.

12. Take a closer look at my slap. It really suits your face.

13, Part I: You are the principal, Part II: I am a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.

14. Every time you don't take a taxi, there are many cars ahead. Every time you take a taxi, you can't get it. ...

15, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

16. I log on to QQ every day not to chat, but to see if he is here.

17, although I can't help all beings, I can harm all.

18, life is only beautiful, not brilliant!

19. Smart people play jokes on themselves, while stupid people play jokes on others.

20. The most painful thing in the world is to be awakened by a deep sleep.

I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm funny.

I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm funny.

First, I like lying in bed. I am fat and proud! I am lazy and proud!

Second, send a message with the last light of the mobile phone: I am fat, I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am lazy, I am proud.

Third, one advantage of being ugly is to save money. No matter how you go shopping, you can't buy clothes that suit you. Yes, I am fat and proud. I am ugly and proud. Go to sleep after eating.

Weather: Frozen into a dog breakfast: a big chicken leg+a sausage+a bowl of half rice+a cup of yogurt lunch: a bowl of Lamian Noodles+a cup of milk. Before dinner, I ate a big pear and a cup of yogurt. Dinner: chicken wings+soup+a bowl of rice. I am fat, I am proud, I am proud _ I am a foodie.

5. I have met many interesting prostitutes since I opened Taobao. I look forward to every evaluation, but I won't tolerate the evaluation of sauce purple, okay? I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud, huh?

6. Who said that fat paper can't wear white? Well, I have to do the opposite. I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud.

Whether you are fat or not, you like it. Life is wonderful because it is not perfect. I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud.

Eight, loudly say I am fat, I am proud, I am proud. Today, I happened to see a woman walking by in the car with a delicious smell. Later, I felt nothing. I am fragrant, too. I am a duck neck. When I asked for glasses, my boss asked me if I was nearsighted and didn't wear glasses. I replied that the boss said no wonder I couldn't keep my eyes open. I said my parents gave me something unique. The boss smiled and said you were laughing. Later, I became beautiful.

Nine, the weather is getting colder and colder, I just want to say thank you to my meat, thank you for sheltering me from the wind and rain, I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud!

Ten, the late-night version of the spell appeared. It's not cool to take such photos by yourself. I'm getting fat. Not one or two people said it. I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud.

I am fat and proud, and I am short and proud. Eat your food and wear your clothes.

You people who eat rice into shit have no right to laugh at people who eat rice into meat! I am fat, I am proud, I am proud.

Thirteen, I have never stopped losing weight, but I have been eating and losing weight. Losing weight is really fun. Hehehe, just talk about it. It's still midnight. I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud.

14. Hum, my mother has been nagging me about my thick legs all day today. Hum, I am fat and proud. I am proud of my thick legs. I can't have diabetes. I will not burden my family with my thick legs. I walk without wrestling. What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter?

I am Xie Dami, I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud, and the TV is exclusive.

My mother brought me an apple just now and told me not to eat it every day. At that time, I wanted to say, I am black, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud. You said I was right.

Seventeen years old, nothing special, just shared an experience with Xiao Rui. Everything is good before it goes bad, and everything will be fine after it goes bad. I am thin and proud. I am fat, and I am proud. Brush your teeth, wear braces, take a bath, sleep, get up early and watch the military parade.

Eighteen years old, I am a chubby boy, I am proud, I am proud! Despise those who call me fat! It's really that skinny people don't understand the sadness of fat people standing on the weighing scale! Fat people don't understand the desolation of thin people being blown away by the wind! I sigh, the wind in winter is so strong, but fortunately my weight has been blown away and passed! So don't lose weight blindly!

Nineteen, what happened to the fat man? What happened? I angered you. I am fat and proud. I am fat and proud. My baby is of high value.

Twenty, I am fat, I am happy, I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud, and a wonderful life is not far away. Do you believe it? I don't believe it anyway.

Twenty-one, fat is a gesture, and fat people are cute. I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud.

Twenty-two, love bean rice. Aidou and I are fat! I am fat and proud! I am fat and proud!

I'm fat, I'm glorious, I'm proud, I'm proud, I can hit you with the shot put effortlessly, I can stand up and win the long jump, I can kick you away, I can break your wrist. You are a teacher, but you have no manners and moral cultivation. You corrupt the teaching style, you exaggerate the evil of the study style, you talk nonsense, and you slander others at will. Is the worst example of a teacher! If it weren't for your good skills, wide knowledge and special position, how could I finally need your guidance and education!

Twenty-four, people are giving birth to babies, being a hot mom, caring about this and that, caring about what that fat mom is, I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud, I love it!

Twenty-five, why do you always let me let you? Don't always think that everyone will spoil you! I am fat, which has the advantage of being fat! I am proud! I am proud!

Twenty-six, I am ugly, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud. Unconsciously became my pursuit. I don't know. I fell. Can't be happy.

27. What's wrong with being short? I can't say I'm fat, but I'm talking about my height, saying I hate sky heights. You can go shopping in sky heights if you can. This number is 158. My parents gave it to me, and I'm proud of it. I am proud!

Twenty-eight, I am fat and proud (proud), I am fat and proud, I am cute! Fat is my balance treasure, fat is my Hermes and fat is my Lamborghini. I am fat and proud (proud), I am fat and proud, I am cute!

Twenty-nine, my mother caught me stealing vegetables in the middle of the night, but I still ate the last omelet with strong contempt and suspicion! I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud, I am a very glorious fat man.

Thirty, eat hard if you are unhappy. There is a reason for being fat. I am fat and proud! I am ugly and proud! It's up to you

Thirty-one, call me fat Did I eat your rice? Did you drink water? I am fat and proud! I am fat and proud!

32. There are all kinds of food sold on the way after school every day, and then I deliberately turned the topic to food because I knew she was hungry. I am sad to say that I am not hungry after eating too much! She retorted, otherwise you will gain weight! I said: I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud, I am fat and I am not hungry! She was moved by me ~

What do you say when people say you are fat? You'll say I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud, do I have big breasts and big ass?

The first part: I am fat, I am proud, the second part: I am short, I am proud, I criticize: people are shameless and invincible, or they will die.

It's thirty-five, and the first day of the new semester is simply not energetic. I want to sleep all day, how unhappy I am, how uncomfortable I am, I want to live too dark, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud!

Mr. Lu Xun's ten witticisms still inspire us today.

0 1

Sad for his misfortune, angry for his indisputable.

-Lu Xun's Kong Yiji

02

There is no genius. I have been drinking coffee at other people's work.

-Lu Xun

03

When I am silent, I feel full. I feel empty when I speak.

-Lu Xun's "Weeds"

04

China people always like to compromise. For example, if you say that this room is too dark, you must not allow it to open windows here. But if you advocate tearing down the roof, they will reconcile and be willing to open the window.

-Lu Xun's Silent China

05

If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off unless it hurts your muscles and skin.

-Lu Xun's Diary of Lu Xun

06

Never, right?

-Lu Xun's Diary of a Madman

07

Tragedy destroys the valuable things in life for people to see, and comedy tears up the worthless things for people to see.

-Lu Xun

08

Being a slave is unfortunate, but not terrible, because you know that there is still hope to break free after all; If you find beauty, appreciation and intoxication in slave life, you are a slave who is doomed.

-Lu Xun

09

A warrior with faults is a warrior, and a perfect fly is just a fly.

-Lu Xun's Soldiers and Flies

10

In China, especially in the city, if there are people who fall to the ground suddenly, or fall and get injured, there are many onlookers and even happy people, but few people are willing to lend a helping hand.

-Lu Xun's experience

As a China native, I am very proud. Proud words are for friends.

As a China native, I am very proud. If you are proud, send it to your circle of friends-1. The epidemic has brought disaster to the country and people! But let the people of the world witness what unity is! What is national unity! What is adversity and * * *! What is unity is strength! What is in the same boat! Inspired everyone to love the party and patriotism! What I really feel is the pride of a China person!

2.？ At this moment, as China people, there is only pride and pride.

3.？ I watched a lot of videos today, all about the epidemic. Whether at home or abroad, I am full of pride after reading it. I just want to say with great pride that I am from China, I am proud to be from China, and I am also proud of our motherland.

4.？ China is a country with great love, and China people also have great love. I am proud to come from China!

5.？ Apart from being moved, we are proud of our strong motherland and that we are China people.

6.？ I really love my motherland, and I am deeply proud that I am from China. We should also strive to build our own country and make it better!

7.？ China extended a helping hand to all parts of the world when countries were in danger, and even when its own country was still in danger, it naturally sent materials abroad. China has always been adhering to the idea that when one side is in trouble, all parties will support it. I am proud that I am a China native and proud of my great China!

8.？ Applause for China is always trying to help other countries. I am proud that I am from China, proud!

9.？ Looking at the global epidemic, I am not distressed. It's nice to be in China. I am proud that I am from China. At the same time, I hope people all over the world can win this war.

10.？ Our country is really a great country, very powerful. As a China people, we are really proud. We are jealous because we are strong, and we will be needed because we are strong!

1 1.？ I am proud that I am from China! So many heroes and angels are guarding life!

12.？ Not only proud of the motherland, but also proud of China people and overseas Chinese! May good people be treated gently by this world!

13.？ I'm for pride of chinese! I am proud that I am from China!

14.？ I have always been proud that I am from China! Feel proud! China is the best! I love you, China!

15.？ Thanks to all the medical experts, I am very proud. I come from China and live in this magical place of the motherland. As a native of China, I feel particularly proud. Spring has come, the epidemic has been gradually eliminated, and more good news has come from all over the country. I wish everyone peace and joy, and a safe life.

16.？ This winter passed because we were afraid of the epidemic, but now we are more proud. As China people, we are proud. Now, seeing China's assistance in many countries, we are really proud as China people.

17.？ I am proud to be a China native in my life.

18.？ I have no regrets about entering China in this life, and I want to be a florist in my next life! Because of the spirit of the motherland and China, my eyes filled with tears! As a native of China, I am very proud! Salute to all the "heroes"! Come on, world.

19.？ I'm for pride of chinese! I am proud that I am from China!

20.？ First, the provincial and municipal awards were given to Hubei, and now we are supporting the whole world. As a China native, I feel proud and praise the great motherland.

As a China native, I am very proud. If you are proud, send it to your circle of friends at 2: 2 1. I am proud of my great motherland, and I am proud that I am from China! The virus is ruthless, and we are comrades in arms on the anti-epidemic front. Let's work together to overcome the virus and epidemic!

22.？ I have no regrets about entering China in this life, and I want to be a florist in my next life! Because of the spirit of the motherland and China, my eyes filled with tears! As a native of China, I am very proud! Salute to all the "heroes"! Come on, world.

23.？ Our motherland is too great! I am happy, I am proud, I am proud that I am from China!

24.？ Motherland I love you! I am proud that I am a China native!

25.？ I am proud to be a China native in my life.

26.？ I am proud that I am a Chinese son and daughter. I am lucky to have such a strong motherland.

27.？ My country is really a great country, and I am very proud that I am from China.

28.？ Apart from being moved, we are proud of our strong motherland and that we are China people.

29.？ Thanks to all the medical experts, I am very proud. I come from China and live in this magical place of the motherland. As a native of China, I feel particularly proud. Spring has come, the epidemic has been gradually eliminated, and more good news has come from all over the country. I wish everyone peace and joy, and a safe life.

30.？ An epidemic! Let me see the greatness of my motherland! From China, I am really proud! Patriotism in our bones! Deeply rooted!

3 1.？ I am glad that I am from China, and I will always love my motherland.

32.？ I have been touched by my motherland many times this year. I get excited when I watch the video. I really love my country! I am really proud that I am from China!

33.？ Not only proud of the motherland, but also proud of China people and overseas Chinese! May good people be treated gently by this world!

34.？ We in China are a nation of benevolence, righteousness and etiquette. I love our strong motherland, and I am proud that I am a native of China!

35. Being a China person is so proud! So many heroes and angels are guarding life!

36.？ Our country is really a great country, very powerful. As a China people, we are really proud. We are jealous because we are strong, and we will be needed because we are strong!

37.？ Looking at the global epidemic, I am not distressed. It's nice to be in China. I am proud that I am from China. At the same time, I hope people all over the world can win this war.

38.？ Now China has become the safest country in the world, and you have built a great wall of steel against viruses with your flesh and blood. I'm proud of you! Be proud that you are from China!

39.？ China is a truly great country, which is great and proud of its motherland.

40.？ I am proud! I am proud! I'm from China!

As a China native, I am very proud. If you are proud, send it to the circle of friends 3 4 1. I love my country, and I am proud that I am from China.

42.？ Apart from being moved, we are proud of our strong motherland and that we are China people.

43.？ Thank the motherland! We can make the right choice and make the best arrangement at the most critical moment. As a citizen of China, we are deeply proud!

44.？ For the sake of our great motherland, I must be a promising person and not let my mother down! Similar sentences.

45.？ Now China has become the safest country in the world, and you have built a great wall of steel against viruses with your flesh and blood. I'm proud of you! Be proud that you are from China!

46.？ First, the provincial and municipal awards were given to Hubei, and now we are supporting the whole world. As a China native, I feel proud and praise the great motherland.

47.？ Run, friends, life will get better and better, and we are proud of our strong motherland.

48.？ China is the best country. I am proud to be from China. I wish our motherland prosperity!

49.？ I have always been proud that I am from China! Feel proud! China is the best! I love you, China!

50.？ Being born in China makes me feel very happy and proud, amazing my motherland!

5 1.？ 2020 is the most difficult and unforgettable year for China people. We have experienced it together and witnessed it together. The most beautiful is angels in white, and the most handsome is the people who fight in the front line. Together, they defeated the epidemic. China is great! Pride of chinese! Wuhan pride! The most beautiful April day is in my Greater China! China will win! Come on in Hubei! Wuhan pride!

52.？ The policies of the motherland are really getting better and better. Thank you, I'm from China, and I'm very proud!

53.？ Really proud of our motherland, proud! China is strong, developing rapidly and humane! My motherland is great!

54.？ Welcome the hero to triumph! The motherland is proud of you!

55.？ I am proud of our motherland to see everyone's passion return to the past.

56.？ I'm for pride of chinese! I am proud that I am from China!

57.？ Dear motherland, I am proud of you. I salute you!

58.？ This is China! Be proud of your motherland, and be happy and proud that you are from China?

59.？ Motherland, you are my role model, my pride, and I thank you! Similar sentences.

60.？ I went fearlessly and came back unscathed. Thank you for working hard for us. At this time, I feel how proud I am as a China person.

As a China native, I am very proud. If you are proud, send it to your circle of friends 4 6 1. Thank the motherland! We can make the right choice and make the best arrangement at the most critical moment. As a citizen of China, we are deeply proud!

62.？ Today is my mother's birthday. I want to cheer for her birthday!

63.？ I am always proud to have been born in China and raised in China. I love my country and my motherland.

64.？ China is really great, great, and proud of our great motherland!

65.？ This winter passed because we were afraid of the epidemic, but now we are more proud. As China people, we are proud. Now, seeing China's assistance in many countries, we are really proud as China people.

66.？ Our motherland is too great! I am happy, I am proud, I am proud that I am from China!

67.？ People are divided into good and evil, and countries are different in size, but we should be proud of our motherland. Without a great motherland, how can there be today's stability and health? As a China native, I am proud! Come on China, come on the world.

68.？ The state-owned big country has the responsibility, and the people have great love! This is the responsibility of China, a responsible big country! Be proud of your motherland!

69.？ As a native of China, I feel very proud at this moment. I love my motherland!

70.？ On the occasion of the National Day, I wish and pay tribute to my motherland! Similar sentences.

7 1.？ I am proud! I am proud! I'm from China!

72.？ Being a China person is already very proud. If there are other beautiful things, it will be a gift from God.

73.？ This is China! I am proud of my motherland, and I am happy and proud that I am a China native!

74.？ I have no regrets about entering China in this life, and I want to be a florist in my next life! Because of the spirit of the motherland and China, my eyes filled with tears! As a native of China, I am very proud! Salute to all the "heroes"! Come on, world.