Twenty sentences of humorous involution copy suitable for contemporary young people

1. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll them to death!

My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went out to pick up garbage, had more money than them and killed them.

My roommates stayed up all night, so I secretly picked up all the hair on the ground, stuck it on my head and rolled them to death.

6. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

7. I'm going to exercise quietly, get in shape and crush them to death.

8. I am the piece of paper in the clothes pocket of the washing machine, which has already killed me. I'd better not feel better.

9. Only by rolling in the middle can you become a master.

10. Never cultivate good fruit in your life, love to struggle and love involution.

12. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

13. Others shit in the toilet, so I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

14. Everyone else is working. I pretended that I couldn't find a job, but in fact I was studying full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

15. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

16. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

17. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

18. The partner will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face to grab the small one.

19. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

20. When other college students drink boiled water, I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

Fifty sentences about contemporary young people like dry rice.

Sentence about contemporary young people like dry rice (I) 1. We should quietly dry the rice and starve everyone.

2. dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world!

I don't have to fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal.

4. Dry rice people, dry rice gods, dry rice are all people, and dry rice and soup are all people. I like to drink all kinds of soup.

Life should not only taste the sweetness, but also eat the dessert.

6. dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world!

7. "Teach everyone a secret to lose weight, and use your left hand when eating. Because you can't eat well, you will eat slowly, so you will feel full when you stimulate the satiety center. I have been eating like this for a month, and now I am the king of left-handed rice. "

8. "Some people worry about exams, others worry about elections, and only a useless person like me worries about what to eat every day."

9. Today's meal is not hard, and tomorrow's state is unstable, giao!

10. "Whether the food is appetizing depends on who you eat with. Some people can't eat delicacies, while others sleep in the wind but are very sweet. "

1 1. "Hungry, would you like something to eat? Sleepy, like, do you want to fall in love? "

12. Run like a canteen to the person you like.

13. As long as you insist on cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, Cook!

14. Forget about love. Beauty only loves rice.

15. "Many people say that life is not that simple, but life is just a meal. I have been concentrating on doing one thing all my life, guarding the house left by my loved ones, sewing and mending, and slowly moving forward in the replacement of the four seasons. "

16. We will cook quietly and let everyone starve.

17.—— Hai Jie's diary

18.—— Declaration on Upland Rice

19. I want to make a good meal in this smelly and decadent day.

20. "Don't turn your youth into rice seedlings. Love has no taste of rice. "

2 1. Actually, I was a little touched, but I didn't say anything about dry food.

I don't have to fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal. 17. We will cook quietly and let everyone starve.

23. "If the sky doesn't give birth to me, Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss, the esophagus will always be like a long night, and the meal will come. "

24. "I know nothing but rice and you."

25. Boyfriend will only affect the speed of your cooking.

The sentence about contemporary young people like dry rice (part two) 26. The rice in his hand is warmer than the boy's hand.

27. "Dry rice man, dry rice soul, dry rice man lost his meal card, which is equivalent to losing his soul."

28. I'm probably the most calm person for nothing. Ordered a takeaway, played a game of king first and then cooked.

29. Sleeping king after class, lightning wolf in the canteen, everyone is a rice man!

30. Nothing can't be solved by a dry meal. If yes, do it twice.

3 1. This is the secret of the wolf pups growing up in an instant, the upland rice man, the upland rice soul.

32. I am not active in eating and have problems with my thoughts.

33. I was born in Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss, and my esophagus is like a long night. Come on!

34. Others are at school and the object: holding hands and kissing, I am at school: it's time to order dry rice!

35. The head can be broken with blood, but the dry rice can't be broken.

36. If you want to play with people with similar families, do you want to beg together?

37. On the road of no return, human beings are never alone.

I visit myself three times a day. What do I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When shall we eat?

39. Those who don't eat go to the women's group. Those who can only cook rice like me can only go to the US group.

40. Let yourself shine in this stink, I have to go to eat a meal.

4 1. "I'm full of other people's love stories. I'm full."

42. I am either cooking or thinking about you.

43. "I can do it, but I can't."

44. The world is big, and dry food is the biggest.

45. Some people love each other, some people watch the sea at night, and some people have a bowl of rice in the canteen.

46. People are iron rice steel. When eating, they should be dry and fragrant.

47. Be independent, free and equal, respect the diversity of life, balance work and life, and judge heroes not only by money, but also by food.

48. When I went out to get the express delivery, a little sister came running, holding a takeaway in her hand, shouting, Come on, rice man.

49. Actually, I was touched, but it is important for you to make a living, so I didn't say anything.

A collection of 20 sentences of copywriting humor involved in daily work.

1. involution is the process of entropy increase. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when it enters the flow can it be broken.

2. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

I am the paper in the pocket of the washing machine, which has killed me, so I'd better not feel better.

If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

6. Did you write today?

7. I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

8. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

9. My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

10. My boyfriend plays games on weekends. I study secretly, and I am more educated than him. Then I don't want him.

1 1. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

12. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will get stuck, only please yourself.

13. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

17. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

18. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

19. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

20. When my roommates are asleep, I will secretly drink carbonated drinks to occupy a place in the Western Heaven and crush them to death.

20 humorous excerpts of copywriting, telling the fatigue of the industry.

1. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

We'll cross the bridge when we come to it. There's no need to work hard now.

Did you write a letter today?

My roommates stayed up all night, so I secretly picked up all the hair on the ground, stuck it on my head and rolled them to death.

6. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

7. Not being against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

8. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will fall into it, only please yourself.

9. You can do it. You can do it. I want to lie down.

10. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

1 1. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

12. Everyone can roll and everything can roll.

13. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

14. A person who rolls in the middle is a master.

15. May every self with firm goals be fearless and confident in the future!

16. I would rather kill myself than run over others.

17. There is no hurdle in life. If you can't get through, try to lie down!

18. As long as the volume does not die, it will be involved in death.

19. My roommates are asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

20. Sometimes a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

Twenty humorous sentences with serious involution extracted from friends circle

1. Laughing to death, we are not allowed to hang bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory and secretly roll to death.

You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

6. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.

7. Pretending to play while playing the game is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it, and rolling to death.

8. First place in the dormitory!

9. Not an involution, but a quiet study, and then surprise everyone!

10. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

1 1. I don't know what it means when I listen to the volume for the first time, but it is already in the volume when I listen again.

12. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

13. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

14. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

15. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

17. No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.

18. In fact, we even participated in love.

19. Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

20. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn, and I will live better than them when I die, and roll them to death.

Excerpt from the copy of "Contemporary Young People Show off Rice Every Day" by Ganfan Man.

Some people are worried about the exam, some people are worried about failure, and only I am worried about not having hot meals in the future.

2. If you insist on cooking, there is nothing you can't catch up with. Cook for oil!

I am also a qualified cook today.

4. Independence, freedom and equality, respect the diversity of life, balance work and life, and judge success not only by money, but also by food.

5. Run to the person you like like to run to the canteen.

I passed a tea shop and saw a couple kissing. I really envy them. I also want to drink milk tea.

7. "Dogs swear to be hungry at noon, and pigs swear to be hungry at night. Since then, the days of being a man have become less and less. "

8. "Through the Norwegian forest, let me enter your dream. The sunset fell on my armor. A white horse does not necessarily ride a prince. A dark horse prince, cosmopolitan. It's nine o'clock at night. I'm not Ma Siwei. I have eaten too much dry food, and I am getting fatter and fatter. "

9. "If I am 28 years old, I can continue to love you. If I 18 years old, I can continue to wait for you, but I am only 8 years old. I do nothing but cook every day. Love will only affect the speed at which I cook. "

10. Dry rice man, dry rice god, dry rice are all from here, dry rice and dry soup are all from here, and I love all kinds of soups.

1 1. Don't cry for your feelings, just stay up all night.

12. Hard work will not be easy, but it will be easy.

13. As the saying goes, food is the most important thing for people. What do you eat every day? Do you know any delicious dishes? What specialties can you cook? Do you have any special food there? Welcome to share! There are no advertisements. Please join the group: eat food!

14. Dry people eat more and more every day. The more they sleep, the more sleepy they are. I really want to go out to play in this damn fine weather.

15. Those who don't eat have joined the women's group. I can only join the US Mission if I cook rice.

16. "water under the bridge. Eat first. "

17. "Seven ways to support aging: dried rice, dried rice, dried rice, dried rice, dried rice"

A dry rice man who dazzles young people every day. Part II 18. Don't call me single dog, I'm a lightning rice wolf.

19. On the way to dinner, the wind was sweet.

20. "I was blind in my early twenties. I don't worry about love every day, but I worry about food."

2 1. king of sleeping in class, king of dry rice in canteen, king of off-campus express delivery, king of a cup of milk tea every day.

22. Dry rice is dry rice, and it becomes a sausage mouth after eating.

23. I am just a dry man without feelings. Don't take the initiative to eat, there is something wrong with your brain!

24. "Whether the food is appetizing depends on who you eat with. Some people can't eat delicacies, while others sleep in the wind but are very sweet. "

25. Dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world!

26. Sleepy king in class, dry rice king in canteen, king of off-campus express company, and a cup of milk tea king every day.

27. Live in vain, die in vain, and struggle for life in vain.

28. "Do you know what the dignity of a dry man is? His dignity must have rushed over and tasted the first bite. "

29. Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in.

30. Life should not only taste the sweetness, but also eat the dessert.

3 1. I am naturally useful, and dry rice always works!

32. "A gentleman should have three feet of chopsticks, and he can't cook for the world."

33. "Teach everyone a secret to lose weight. Use your left hand when eating. Because you can't eat well, you will eat slowly, so you will feel full when you stimulate the satiety center. I have been eating like this for a month, and now I am the king of left-handed rice. "

In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment's dry food makes me calm and carefree.

A dry rice writer with 3 35 articles in the contemporary youth daily. People are at school, hugging and holding high with their boyfriends. I'm at school, it's time to order dry rice!

It is difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to cook 8 bowls of rice, all you have to do is say I invite you to dinner. Actually, I am very touched, but I didn't say that your cooking is very important.

37. The food is infinitely good. Eat early.

38. "Don't turn your youth into rice seedlings. Love has no taste of rice. "

39. Mobilize the power of the fans in the group, report the latest and best food trends, and eat together in groups.

40. "If we go to heaven and cry for food, will our generation be hungry?"

4 1. Dry rice is not active, and there is something wrong with the skull.

42. "There are no unpalatable canteens, only strong dry rice people."

43. "I can do it, but I can't."

44. If today's meal is not hard, tomorrow's state will be unstable.

45. "I wanted to be a quiet scholar, but I found that my stomach was full of oil and water without ink."

46. There is no bad food, only a strong dry rice man.

47. Be a high-energy foodie and pursue a higher level of foodie!

48. "I'm full of other people's love stories. I'm full."

49. I will try to eat my face round, so that I won't be looked down upon by you.

50. "The wind was warm on the way to dinner."