Promise me not to lick it, okay?

Lick-licking, a popular word on the Internet, means that the other person has no good impression of you, and repeatedly puts a hot face on a cold butt without any dignity or bottom line. ——Baidu entry

Although it looks a bit weird, this is not because I want to scold the licking dogs. This is how dog licking works in real life!

Most people would distance themselves from this seemingly disgusting and obscene definition. But let me ask, who in this world today has not been a dog licker?

In a milk tea shop, you are caught in a long queue, and suddenly a girl with a pretty face and a hot body walks up to you. What will you do? Eighty percent of people will spend their entire lives with her in their minds in just a few seconds. These 80 people are very obscene and pure, just greedy for other people's bodies. What about the remaining 20%? Of course, go up and ask for WeChat! If you see the right one, hold hands. This is where a dog-licking story begins.

Good morning when you wake up, good afternoon when you take a nap, and good night at night. Who do you think you are? Will An accompany Jinsan? Guys, your goddess will not like you just because a stranger wishes her good morning, noon and night every day. It will make her feel sick if you do this. We ask for warmth every moment, and those with great perseverance even tighten their belts and give gifts to the goddesses. This is not a question of whether to lick or not, it is simply a matter of brain failure. It is recommended that you memorize the socialist core values ????more often!

What? That's it? No one thinks that only boys can be lickers, right? No way, no way~

I'm shaking with anger, but girls are no weaker than boys when it comes to licking! They knitted sweaters and folded paper cranes; they frugally bought shoes and games for their male idols! It’s like knowing that the material and cultural needs of our people cannot keep up with the spiritual and cultural needs. They also play games with the boys! Kick! As for the reward, of course the male gods take their own water with their own hands, and say I will protect you after being single-killed by the opponent's assassin!

On the birthday of the goddess, the lickers will stop by to send blessings and like the goddesses’ Moments. As for the man standing next to her, it’s none of my business! You need to know that I love you without asking for anything in return! Once, twice, three times, you gradually lost your way in the "How annoying" you said and the frequent changes in the men around her.

Your presence appears on NetEase Cloud. Unable to love me, the most hurtful thing is the thoughts you wrote. The more obscene you are, the higher the number of likes. With tens of millions of likes and blessings for you to "get back together", the other end of the phone rang your good morning, good afternoon and good night on time.

As the saying goes: The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds. There is no shortage of sleeping dragons and young phoenixes in this huge group of licking dogs. After a series of genetic mutations, a brand new breed was born among the licking dogs. It is - licking the wolf.

If you lick one person, you will be a dog; if you lick ten thousand people, you will be a wolf! If you are ignoring me, then I will find another one. There was no sloppiness at all, so quickly, I thought they were the ones being licked!

That is a magical heavenly road. Can you imagine the feeling of a fat guy who receives more than a hundred replies every minute? No need to spend money or go out, just chat with beautiful girls every day. I seriously suspect that the prostitutes have infiltrated the dog group! Sure enough, licking and being licked are just a matter of thought. Master, I understand!

They said: If you don’t really like it, who would be willing to be a licking dog? I don’t want to expose you, but do you like it? You guys are greedy for other people's bodies!

Whether it is licking a dog or licking a wolf, it is not a good bird! Brothers and sisters! Everyone, wake up! If you love it, speak it out bravely! If it fails, the worst thing we can do is try another one!

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