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After breaking up, you made a promise yourself, and you ruined it yourself.

1. Happiness means eating and sleeping.

When I love you, you are wine, which makes me drunk at dawn. When I don't love you, you are also wine, which makes me vomit until dawn.

3. Commitment is only lyrical words.

You have the password in your heart. Don't tell me you forgot it.

As long as I look at you from a distance, it is the nearest distance.

Dear Mr. Clown, I understand your sadness.

7. The world is big, but my heart is small.

I don't want to talk about the past, because the past is full of memories about you.

9. Look at your face, and you will know that your parents were not serious when they made you.

10. How do worn jeans go with an evening dress and how do my guitar go with your piano?

1 1. Are you too obsessed with you and full of infinite fantasies about love?

12. I am an onion. In the middle of the road, whoever touches my soy sauce will scold his ancestors.

13. Live well, because we will die for a long time.

14. In another hundred years, I will also grow into a towering green onion.

15. Some people are like this. They think the whole world is a cesspit because they are maggots.

16. The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty from the east and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

17. Who is who? Who knows the answer? What is the so-called reward for everyone? This is a serious dislocation. Don't force anyone to be who they are.

18. You are a wound in my heart, and the beating heart makes the wound unable to heal.

19. The promise is given by yourself and ruined by yourself.

20. I pretend to be strong, but I can't help feeling sad.

2 1. I'm in a daze, but I'm not here now. If you are slow, look down.

22.LZ: 1958 Ask your girlfriend to reply: You don't have to fall in love, just put your inheritance on the card.

23. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.

Living in such an era, you really can't live without hooligans.

25. Every blooming flower in the world has its meaning.

26. Smile to hide tears, am I too strong, or do you not allow me to be sad?

27. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.

28. I tried to give myself a reason to let go, but I never did.

29. You have the freedom to go by yourself, and I also have the freedom to live a good life.

30. Friends are like candy in coffee. Even if it is bitter, it is sweet with bitterness. ....

3 1. I don't blame you/blame me for choosing the wrong love.

Sad long talk: after breaking up, what I lost was what you lost.

1. The wind evokes the vicissitudes of the past, and the rain turns white because of love and hate. No one can erase the wounds hidden in the heart. Ancient sages incorporated their injuries into poetry articles, while modern sages wrote their injuries into popular songs, while we ordinary people can only turn our injuries into tears.

2. Life is for career, not for care; Feelings are used to maintain, not to test; Love is to love, not to hurt; Money is for enjoyment, not for measurement; Lies are used to puncture, not to whitewash; Trust is for precipitation, not for challenge.

3. Betrayal can't hurt us, what can hurt us is one-way care; Breaking up can't hurt us, what can hurt us is fresh memories; Endless love can't hurt us, what can hurt us is hopeless hope ... We always think that feelings hurt us, but what can hurt us is always ourselves.

4. Some people catch it when they catch it, and miss it when they miss it. They can only say that they are deeply affectionate. There are too many forks in the journey of life, and turning around may be a lifetime. We knew each other at the last intersection, and we may be strangers at the next intersection …

5. Some love, inadvertently, is unforgettable; Some people, inadvertently, meet; Some things, inadvertently, start; Some words, inadvertently, agreed; Some love, inadvertently, produced; Some people, inadvertently, separated; Some things, inadvertently, disappear; Some words, inadvertently, blurted out.

6. Almost everyone of us is talking about unhappy things. Those who have a successful career say that the work pressure is great, and those who are idle say that there is no future in this line. Those who are not married say that they can't meet the right person, and what they meet is inappropriate. Happiness kicks around like football, and troubles are like trophies. Actually, what we have is our own happiness. What we strive for is hope, what we lose is only memory, and happiness comes from the heart. ...

7. There are some people in our life who pass by us, but they have no time to meet; Met, but it was too late to get to know each other; Know each other, but it's too late to know each other; I'm familiar with it, but I still have to say goodbye. Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

8. Whenever and wherever, you should understand that you are living for yourself. Don't take others' comments too seriously. As long as you have a clear conscience, you don't have to care too much. Those superficial compliments are the dust in the sun, which confuses your vision; Those criticisms and curses are also poison that anesthetizes you and will eventually confuse your mind. No matter how dangerous and difficult the road is, don't passively change yourself. Only in this way can you be different.

9. A person's mood is a person's real master. Either you control life or life controls you, and your mood will determine who is the mount and who is the jockey. As long as we are in a good mood, even if we encounter great difficulties and setbacks, we have the capital to start again. So you can't lose your mood if you lose something. If you lose your emotions, you lose everything.

10. Some people have to leave if they don't come. Some things, you don't want, you have to give up; Some past events, about happiness or pain, can only be buried in my heart; Some people hope that they can only choose to forget the present or the future.

1 1. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears; On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, propped up my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink; I often smile at myself and close my eyes, thinking that I can forget, but the tears I shed do not deceive myself; I am thinking: sometimes, love is also a kind of injury: cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

12. Play a sad song of life and write an ink painting. Sigh that the world is turning, the wind and frost cover up the traces of years, and then walk on the original street, things have already changed. It's freezing and dusty, and it's late at night. Who remembers what happened? Looking back, only the lights on that lonely long street are still dim.

13. A person's life: he appears at the age of 0, grows at the age of 0, hesitates at the age of 20, directs at the age of 30, works hard at the age of 40, looks back at the age of 50, retires at the age of 60, rubs hemp at the age of 70, basks in the sun at the age of 80, lies in bed at the age of 90, and hangs on the wall at the age of 0/00. Life is great, and death is bleak. Please don't hold hands when you can. Please don't hold hands when you can hug. Please don't say goodbye when you can fall in love. Life is so short.

Pumpkin is you, watermelon is you, fool is you.

1, I love you for ten years, and I will give you all the blue sea and blue sky.

Everyone, please protect your boyfriend from going home alone at night.

Never show off what you have. Once you start to be arrogant, you are not far from losing it.

How can you tell your son that you were not crazy once when you were young?

5. I missed the beauty of the whole world and couldn't find another you.

6. How do you remember me *

7. Pumpkin is you, watermelon is you, and fool is you.

8. Why are you crying like a child?

9. I can't find anyone in a familiar place.

10, is there a place for me in your future?

1 1, in fact, men are really not a thing!

12, you can be unattractive, unlovable and gentle, but you must be honest and kind.

13, I remember everything about you, but you only know that I like green.

14, do you love me, but why did you kiss her?

15, five years later, no matter whether you get ahead or face the loess, brothers or brothers, girlfriends or girlfriends! Can you do that?

16, we always care too much about ourselves in the eyes of others, and finally forget our looks.

17, I won't lose my pride and bow to anyone.

18, I love you as if he had hurt you hundreds of times.

19, lovelorn is not necessarily a bad thing, it may be the beginning of the next happiness.

20. Happiness is not Cao Cao after all, and it cannot be said that it has arrived.

Express sweet love, say that the blue sky is you, the white clouds are you, and the sweetness is you.

Express sweet love, say that the blue sky is you, the white clouds are you, and the sweetness is you.

1, I am sitting on the bus.

Listen to Netease random songs

Move in a direction that has nothing to do with you.

The distance is only ten songs.

There are six red lights along the way.

I miss you all the time.

2. I want you by my side, too, so give me a hug.

My heart will beat faster after passing the intersection where you may appear today.

I just want to tell you: I have medicine

I really have nothing to do with cuteness, but at that moment, I actually had something to do with cuteness in your eyes.

The neon of this city is flashing, I am hiding in the corner, very small, but when I meet you, I want to compete bravely with the world.

5. Actually, I like you. As warm as the spring breeze blowing across your cheeks, as sheltered from the wind and rain as an umbrella in heavy rain, as close as a scarf in winter. I just want to say that I like you.

I can't say those subtle and provocative words, and the moon is so round tonight, so next time I praise the moon, will you come home with me?

7. You have lived in my heart. Next, I plan to let you live in my two-bedroom and spend the rest of your life with me.

8. I have a proud heart, but I am willing to put myself low because of you. Tonight, I don't care about others, I just want to be with you.

9. I'll tell you some truth first, and there are still many parts waiting for me to tell you slowly. Anyway, our days are still long, right?

10, like the small atmosphere you create, like the way you are jealous, like walking slowly with you, like the way you cook. Everyone you like has you. As it happens, your imaginary future also includes me.

1 1. I am overbearing and gentle occasionally, but I love you forever.

12, the twelve meridians, the internal organs of human body, said that he missed you very much.

13, if you are not satisfied, how can it be necessary?

14, I found a handful of candy in my dream yesterday. What flavor do you like? You can come to my dream and get it.

15. As soon as you come near me, I can't control my beating heart. Maybe it's because I love you so much.