A little heartfelt humor tells everyone that you are poor. Tell me about GM.

The happiest thing is: I found money in my pocket when I was washing clothes. I looked up at my watch in class and didn't finish school for one minute. When I woke up and looked at my watch, I found that the alarm clock would ring for another hour.

2. Pick and choose. I spent the whole day shopping today, and I was so poor that I had to eat dirt.

The mice came to my house to look for food, and finally they all left with tears in their eyes.

Couple, because you have no money, you save money to give her a brand-name bag and she takes it to the counter to check whether it is true or not. But because you have money, you take her to a food stall, and she thinks you are real enough.

5. There are many sparrows when the wall is broken, and many people are poor and miserable.

6. I didn't like you at first sight, but after a closer look, I found it was better to look at you fiercely.

7. I am the master of youth, and my money is unreliable.

8. Ships are afraid of headwinds, while people are afraid of poverty.

9. I'm really dying of poverty. It's too difficult for me to eat. This semester is too difficult.

10. My friends never care whether they have money or not, but they are all richer than me.

12. You are an angel in the devil, and this way breaks my heart.

13. The thief came to my house to steal money, but he couldn't find it for a long time. Finally, we look for it together.

14. The difference between the rich and the poor is that those who have no money use donkeys to pull the mill, while those who have money use ghosts to push the mill.

15. Don't wash your hair for ten years just to eat oil.

16. Don't get sick or catch a cold.

17. Money is not everything, but it's really hard to move without money. I have a deep understanding today.

18. My eyes seem to be nearsighted, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

19. Three zeros are protected by a 6-bit password.

20. I have a serious illness and need money to treat it.

2 1. Recently, the northwest wind is quite strong and sufficient.

A humorous word, tell everyone that you are poor (Chapter 2) 22. Give me cow power and eat pig and dog food.

23 ... The southeast wind is blowing again today, and I'm going to be hungry for another day. ...

When I make friends, I don't care whether they have money or not. Anyway, they are richer than me.

25. I heard that Double Eleven is very cheap. No matter what it is, will you stay with me? Call me a bitch.

26. The prison has just come out, so we have to find a way to get in.

27.iphone6 is on the market, great, finally you can buy 3!

28. I'm not afraid of catching fire at home, but I'm afraid of falling into the gutter. There is nothing but what you are wearing.

29. All failures are insignificant compared with those of losing self.

30. My flowers are borrowed and returned.

3 1. I haven't got up for dinner yet. It's really hard, but I'm really hungry

I was so poor that I brought a lucky friend to send me flowers.

33. I want to get rich, too. So I don't have to worry about money. I also have free time to do what I want.

If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive now.

Go to bed very late at night, so you don't have to get up for dinner after a day's sleep.

36. Excuse me, what is this wallet for?

37. Some people, it doesn't matter to me to die; Some people, I can't let go of them.

38. The sickle is on the wall and there is no food in the house.

39. I sat on the toilet for a week because I was poor and had my period.

40. Society is like this: a group of dogs are behind the rich, and the road to a society without money is difficult.

4 1. I'm broke and short of money. Barefoot all over the world, dare to cross the five lakes barefoot!

42. I really just hope that such friends have no interests. If I have money, I will treat you to delicious food. If I have no money, I'll rub it for you and you take me to eat East.

A humorous word, tell everyone that I am poor (Chapter III) 43. I can only live by biting my nails every day.

44. The pervert really came to see me in the village.

45. Get out of the way, you're blocking my drinking northwest wind.

46. When men have no money, women look at you like flies; Men are rich, and women see you as honey. The same is the coolest!

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

48. Without you, I would be poorer than a beggar.

49. The thief came to my house with tears in his eyes and threw me two bags of rice on holidays. ...

50. I would rather borrow a bucket of water from the poor than beg a mouthful from the rich.

5 1. No, you can't buy an oven anymore. You are already a poor man.

52. If the air is cold, the poor will rent the poor.

53. There are five people in our family. Give them a band-aid when they sleep.

54. I am so hungry that I want to eat octopus balls, spicy hot pot barbecue, Zhou Heiya roasted wings, French fries, hot and sour powder and snail powder.

55. Try the winning insulator. There is really no money to buy bricks, so we have to eat dirt.

I don't care whether he is poor or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

57. Use a six-digit password to protect the balance of two digits.

58. Drink hot water to keep warm in winter; Wash cold water in summer to cool down; Drinking more water can resist diseases.

59. Turn your back to the sun during the day and the moon at night.

60. I feel that life is getting harder and harder and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger. I'm running around asking for money, so it's hard to go home. I have no money to take it back, and I have no face. I am so helpless. If I have an afterlife, I want to be a leech.

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62. My most precious property before marriage was freedom.

Excerpts from funny copywriting (69 articles) telling everyone in the circle of friends that they are poor and poor.

I don't know who thought our unit was too poor to eat and sent us a box of instant noodles.

2. I feel that life is getting harder and harder and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger. I'm running around asking for money, so it's hard to go home. I have no money to take it back, and I have no face. I am so helpless. If I had an afterlife, I would like to die.

It's raining. I'm going to wash my hair.

I don't know if there are any jobs in the nearby construction site, but I want to try. ...

5. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

6. I usually hide the meat between my teeth so as not to dig it out when I want to eat it.

7. I am an armchair strategist. It's no use having ideals but no money.

8. Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

9. People without dreams and money are no different from carefree people.

10. Go out to play with friends, they go to the canteen, and I stand outside waiting for them.

1 1. crying, eating dirt again, double eleven hurts and is happy.

12. Tired outside, heartbroken at home.

13. When my wallet is really poor, I have never seen much money in my life.

14. I'm not afraid that the boss is a good boy, but I'm afraid I'll get one out of three jumps.

15. The northwest wind is very strong recently, which is quite sufficient.

16. The mission is over. I am not what I was two hours ago, and I am too poor to sleep.

17. Don't take money too seriously. Actually, one card is enough.

18. I slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money. Eight thieves searched my house all night, and finally there was only one hundred dollars left.

19. The oil lady combs her hair and the fan lady covers her head.

20. Don't bet on what you want, bet on what I have.

2 1. When they grow up, they realize that there is no word difference between having money and having no money, and the treatment they get is also very different.

22. I have an echo when I talk into my wallet now!

23. Women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep, spend money, be unreasonable and not work!

Tell everyone that you are poor, very poor. Funny copy 2 24. I don't want to chat recently, I have no money, and I have no energy to talk.

25. Words can't replace actions, but actions are the loudest words.

If I wasn't too poor to eat, I wouldn't stay at home.

27. Without money, people will really look down on you. No money, no one really cares about your feelings. Regardless of family and friendship, you will be bullied if you have no money.

28. Money is just a piece of paper. Why am I a coin?

I haven't eaten meat for a long time. Catch a mosquito to solve the problem.

30. From poor to rich, don't be afraid. From rich to poor, it's hard to get, rich, with unlimited scenery, a confidant, poor, poor and sad.

The biggest possibility of 5 million in 3 1. is in the dream.

32. There are no chickens pecking at rice during the day and no mice eating at night.

33. I refuse to participate in activities that cost more than 10 cents.

34. Because of the lack of money, we need to celebrate the New Year, because there are red envelopes during the New Year.

I am the master of youth, and my money is unreliable.

Be careful when you walk across the lawn. Don't step on the soil I want to eat this month.

37. The happiest thing is that I found money in my pocket when I was washing clothes. When you look up at your watch in class, there is still one minute left after school. When I woke up while sleeping, I found that the alarm clock would not ring for another hour.

38. I am not a coin, so everyone loves me.

39. Go to bed very late at night, so you don't have to eat after a day's sleep.

40. At first glance, you weren't so good. Later, when I took a closer look, I found that I might as well take a fierce look.

4 1. They all said: Let nature take its course, well, is it safe without money? That's hard to move!

42. I walked for an hour to find you, just because you said you would treat me to a bowl of noodles with dregs sauce.

43. Don't dare to shit, because you are afraid of being hungry, don't say it, take a shower, or the rain will stop soon.

I don't care whether he is poor or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

45. I was so poor that I brought a lucky friend to send me flowers.

46. How to transfer the money from my head to my mobile phone is really annoying.

Tell everyone in the circle of friends that I am poor and poor. 47. I am rational when I have no money, and I lose my mind when I spend money.

I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

49. Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

50. It's Chinese New Year, so fart and be a cannon.

5 1. Look at the shopping cart and the collection one by one.

52. I am really an active participant in the Double Eleven every year, and I have to empty my shopping cart for a while.

53. The abacus rang and tears flowed. Afraid of cold and wind, poor and afraid of debt.

54. After the Double Eleven! Push hard. Hey! Hey, after eating dirt.

55. Worship money because of lack of money and envy because of lack of money.

56. For the unborn four-legged gold eater, I may eat the soil voluntarily.

57. Look at the toenails. They are finally wide enough to eat brittle bones.

58. Watch the shopping cart and its collection come down from the shelf one by one.

59. On rainy days, take a warm food and eat it in one bite.

60. Dogs eat pig manure just to be hungry.

6 1. The thieves were crying when they came out of my house.

62. Grind bones and moisten intestines.

63. Use a six-digit password to protect the balance of two digits.

64. All failures are insignificant compared with those of losing self.

65. I have a serious illness and need money to treat it.

66. Complaining endlessly about the sufferings of the poor and trampling endlessly on the land.

67. I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to be turned around, because only in this way can we get a more even grandson.

68. Life is like this. He was teasing you, but you took it seriously.

69. I ate up all the soil in my motherland!

Funny, funny, and a little heartfelt. Please be true to yourself, live high.

1. If liking someone can bring courage to continue to work hard for life, even if you can't be together forever, it's worth cherishing this love.

What did lovelorn love teach you? The rest of your life is not that long. Please be true to yourself, live high.

I'm afraid to ask about you again. Even when my nerves are weak, I can't help thinking of you, but my reason will stand up and warn me at the first time: you don't care.

After breaking up with you, I made up many ways to make up for it, but I didn't know what to do after looking for it for so long. It's too difficult to speak first. None of the methods I expected seem to work.

The fact is that I have nothing happy and nothing fucking unhappy every day, which is the most unbearable thing for me.

6. A strong sense of belonging. No matter where you are, you can be waited by another person. Just thinking about it is full of power.

Before falling in love, I thought I would be the best girlfriend in the world, but falling in love made me the worst one.

8. Say you like it, say you like it, say you miss it, and try your best to keep it. Expressing your feelings is much cuter than sneaking around.

Actually, I'm really tired, but it seems that I haven't found myself yet. Since you haven't found yourself yet, don't find anyone else.

10. I can't help preparing for the worst when I encounter something, but I don't hate myself. How bad can it be to keep everything unknown at the bottom of the valley? I'm ready.

1 1. I am the kind of person who never bowed his head during the cold war, but as long as the other party takes the initiative to find me, I can kneel down and kowtow to him.

12. It is illogical to advise everyone here to fight for what they want, not to push what they want away and wait for it to come to you.

13. If you don't even know the reason for alienation, you may really be alienated.

14. Stop telling lies. After all, only a few people can understand your original intention, so don't blame others for guessing wrong.

15. Oh, this word really doesn't have any practical meaning, so I don't like to say it, but if I say it, it's just a hindrance to the other party. I guess others will, too

16. There are many ways to drive me crazy. The easiest way is to be especially nice to me and then ignore me.

17. Every time I get jealous, I feel like an idiot, petty and inconsiderate. But when the other person is jealous of me, I think he is so cute all over the world! Most! But! Honey.

18. The word unilateral can make anything meaningless. Unilateral love, unilateral miss, unilateral waiting, and even unilateral sincerity are all twice as cheap.

19. Find it when you think about it. When you are hesitating here, you may not know which active ghost has flown to see him.

20. If your actual actions make me feel uneasy, a few words of appeasement will have no effect. It doesn't feel right. Nothing can be said. I can't listen.

2 1. He told me that people's energy is limited. When you put your heart and soul into one aspect, others will naturally cool down. You can't cover everything, you can only focus on it.

22. In fact, girls are really easy to coax. As long as you have a calm tone and are not impatient+perfunctory, at least half the battle is won.

23. If you fight, you must make noise. You will feel that you didn't play well in the future. If you choose to endure it and talk about it another day, you may be able to do more trivial things in generate.

24. Being concerned is a perception. I don't need you to list how much you gave me. Just inadvertently infiltrated the lines of life. Pretending not to come won't fool anyone.

25. I still yearn for the feeling of being put on the top of my heart. Really, you'd better come and quote me a bigger one.

26. In my opinion, it's really the happiest day for us to report our whereabouts every day and laugh for daily trifles.

27. In the past time, initiative didn't seem to get me more.

28. No one can fill your vacancy, and no one can be your lifeline. Few people can light up a lifetime. We should learn to make peace with the past.

29. I hope everyone can learn to heal themselves. Don't entangle, don't force, don't live well, but be mean. No matter how uncomfortable it is, be normal. After all, no one cares about himself more than himself.

30. Many things can be killed in the cradle with a little cruelty. For example, I want to find out what he thinks at the moment.

3 1. I'm used to keeping my expectations to a minimum, but I've been waiting for someone who can make me break this habit.

32. I am really not a person who is ashamed to confess. Like a person, I can't wait to output sweet feelings to him in minutes.

33. I also look forward to being intuitively expressed by people who need you. Don't hide anything, so I will be confused and annoyed.

Classic and incisive quotations of love words are a little penetrating.

1, don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is a devil. Over time, if you are an omniscient person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

2. Don't sleep with men casually, or you will meet a true love in the future, but he is a man of principle, and you will regret what you did in those years.

It doesn't matter to fall in love with a person with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate differences for a long time.

4. What is the charm? Charm is not beautiful, beautiful women are not necessarily attractive, and dignified and elegant women are what people like. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

Most people who first love don't understand love, so the first love fails more and succeeds less.

6. Some people say that once a man changes his mind, nine cows can't be pulled back. If a woman changes her mind, can nine cows be pulled back? There are only physical differences and psychological similarities between men and women.

7, a radish and a pit show that marriage is actually untenable for love. Excellent people, regardless of gender, will be a radish with several pits, so this world will stage a story of joys and sorrows every day.

8. It is said that behind a successful man, there is often an unknown woman supporting him. Behind a failed man, is there always a woman who clearly makes trouble?

9. Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of self-righteous care.

10, some women let men spoil themselves when they are in love, and want their husbands to spoil themselves in every way after marriage, but forget what they should do as women. Such a woman doesn't understand love.

1 1, it is very happy to fall in love with smart people, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people are easy to change their minds, and they will be relieved to fall in love with honest people, but life is also boring.

12, men get bad when they have money, yes, many men do, but when they have money, they get bad, even if they have no money.

13, hasty marriage is a mistake. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first. It's really impossible It's not too late to leave.

14, when asking if the other person is a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin. If so, yes. If not, what makes you?

15, mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future.