On Humorous Language of Roommates

What are the ones who take off the bill? 202 1 Talking about selling roommates on Singles Day. Double Eleven helps roommates bid farewell to singles. How to say a humorous sentence wishing a friend to take off the bill?

1. Protect world peace for better dormitory harmony! On the occasion of Singles Day, I'm going to introduce my roommate here in advance. If you want to say goodbye to being single, please trust me privately and hurry up!

Dear kiss me, everyone can't directly hire your boss, you can't keep your warm heart, you can't have passion today, I want to be free! I want freedom!

Yes, you should remember it. Eat well, sleep well, be happy and be healthy and safe. Wish you a happy holiday in advance! How to say a humorous sentence wishing a friend to take off the bill?

4. Sticking together: one stick is happy, two sticks are happy, three sticks are smooth, four sticks are smooth, and five sticks are all the best. Pot friends, take them home and store them well.

As long as there is a little love, the whole world will become a happy world.

6. I'm still urinating.

7. blame should be stewed? How to say a humorous sentence wishing a friend to take off the bill?

8. Play, because life is always playing with me.

9. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily Prince Charming, he may be Tang Sanzang; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

10. Bachelor: the leader of the Wulin, familiar at home, necessary for travel, able to dig corners and pick cymbals, with the magical effect of enjoying himself, and deeply loved by young basin friends.

1 1. Everyone will die for a long time.

12.。 Being alive is easy. Life is not easy.

13. Emotional wedding dress, because I am wearing a robe.

14. The difference between a woman and a man is like the difference between an automatic rifle and a Gatling machine gun.

15. Door plastic arts-No one can stop me from pursuing a perfect culture!

16. His mother drowned; Grow old together, all mothers died.

17. In the long run.

18. Well, facial wrinkles can kill mosquitoes.

19. I really want to control your grandfather's singing: Dad!

20. Do you know that you are all to me? You make my heart beat faster, you know? You are the pillar in my heart, you know? You are the reason to live in my heart, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?

2 1. Believe you, you are single yourself.

22. Windows and bags under the eyes are balconies deep in the soul.

23. For example, cooking. Get all the ingredients ready and then put them in the pot.

24. The students all celebrated Qixi, and the primary and middle school students all celebrated Singles' Day. The remaining group of high school students and college students have been muttering about Children's Day all day.

25. Women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will last for a long time, and bachelorhood will never happen again!

26. just be yourself

27. I don't care if it's Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

28. The son fell in love, the little ant lived together, the mosquito got pregnant, the mosquito miscarried, the butterfly divorced, the caterpillar remarried, and the little frog had a baby. What are you waiting for?

29. Find your own happiness and embrace a beautiful and endless tomorrow. A person is the creator's training for you, and happiness is the ultimate destination! Happy Singles Day, the most beautiful love will be in the future one day.

30. Singles Day is coded. If you look closely, you will know that Singles Day is not specific. Setting it to 1 1 is the opposite. Single men and women in the Ming Dynasty had dark doubles, the plank road in the Ming Dynasty was dark, and they tied for carnival parties, which was right or wrong.

3 1. Stick, if you want to become nunchakus, diligently find another stick and connect them into a pair of sticks. Two sticks and two sticks are diligent, and nunchakus become three sticks. Hehehe, I hope all bachelors will become three sticks.

32. Happy holidays, but I envy the happiness of the couple.

33. Say "Happy Singles Day" to me, but I hate to say "thank you".

34. which ones? Give Confucius a correct attitude, don't fart and don't take yourself too seriously.

35.。 I read the medical records. I can't even imagine the son of a doctor.

36. A word from a great friend: Loneliness is beautiful, and Singles Day is a beautiful festival. Enjoy it. You will feel it until after you get married.

Thanks to the efforts of all parties, unmarried people are in pairs. As a bachelor, are you also in pairs? If not, today is the National Day Mid-Autumn Festival. I wish you an early couple!

38. 1. Festival, you have to live alone. I think 1 1. It means: 1, 1, 1, only love 1.

39. Think of a thousand roads at night and take the old road in the morning.

40. Wear other people's shoes and be yourself. Let others wear shoes.

4 1. Whose wife is Chu? My wife doesn't know whose bedside she is!

42. which ones? If I become the emperor, I will make you the crown prince!