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What wonderful things have you encountered in the glory of the king?

One: use the journey to fight wild wonders.

Once in a game, a teammate came in and chose Cheng in seconds, and then accepted the punishment. I thought he was a novice or brought the wrong skills, so I let him play wild. He said that he would complete the task of "defeating the boss himself".

It turns out that my husband is fighting wild in the warrior Lanling. Because it was a match, he thought it was not good for two people to play wild, so he gave it to him.

The man went in and began to fight Ono. If this is not a wonderful work, what is it? Whoever hits the wild will not hit the red BUFF or the blue BUFF first. Our family painted it first from the underworld, but it looks uncomfortable. Everyone is an adult, and he can't spray some quality. Let him wave by himself. As a result, blue was stolen and red was robbed. He started typing and said, why don't we watch it for him or apply for a bodyguard for you? What an unstable record!

When the dragon came out, this man lost his injury without looking at his own flesh. Before everyone reached the seventh level, he had to fight the dragon according to the setting. We ignored him and went to fight by ourselves! Then the dragon was robbed and people were killed! Began to blame us, without the wild journey, we would never think of taking the dragon!

This wonderful work is really interesting enough!

Two: Melon-eating duo

I played diamonds, and there was such a stupid comparison. One is Liu Bei and the other is Angela, so I will tell them one by one.

Liu Bei stood behind me during the regiment war, right! Just standing, uneven, standing and looking away from skills, the three of us were killed by the opposite one! Then he went home! This wonderful flower is still a wild player. I don't know why I stood there. What are the disadvantages? Where is the regiment? What is this? You just came to see my Lord da ji's tail and went home?

Oh ~ and an Angela. When we were in chaos, she didn't make big moves, but she did. The little green triangle in the upper left corner is obviously on. We were all dead, and she rushed up and pressed ... what is this? I guess I wanted to pick up the head, but I died before I finished pressing the big move!

These two wonderful flowers are all people who eat melons, and the two outputs are not as good as auxiliary ones. They must be spies from the opposite side!

Three: spraying manure all the way

Last time I played, I met a great monkey, and several conductors were blind before I started! I want to hang up as soon as I see such a person!

I can't catch anyone. I never had a red shooter from beginning to end. Every time I hit him, I come and grab it. I don't care, so I ran to steal the other side. This man is still robbing. This is not a wonderful thing, my mind is confused!

If you take all the wild animals and don't catch people, then you will always fight with wild animals! I also blamed him for the death of my teammate, and the more he said it, the worse it got. Why can only Bronze Bureau buy Resurrection Armor, and what double-row players won't be embarrassed, and so on? Ignore him, because he is invincible! Finally, I greeted his ancestors for 18 generations in a rage! I hate this wonderful flower that can't play and has a good mouth!