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Talking about confinement period
1. Don’t cry or be in a bad mood during confinement, otherwise it will be difficult to recover, my God! How can I be in a good mood to face someone I don’t want to face? 2. Confinement is like being in prison. Prisoners who do not want to escape are not good prisoners.
3. During the confinement period, I thought about what was good for the child, but I was eating whatever I wanted to cook, and I was eating like a pig. I felt bad because I was angry!
4. For breakfast, there is the rice wine chicken that my parents had during the confinement period, as well as the sweet vinegar pork knuckles and ginger that I had during the confinement period here
5. Being in a bad mood does not mean you are suffering from depression. Are you sick? I'm so bored, I only feel happy when I see the baby. I don’t want to be in confinement and I don’t want to see people I don’t want to see. . .
6. Some people laugh at Chinese women for not being able to get wet during confinement. This is indeed unscientific. But I want to offer another perspective on this issue.
7. When you are pregnant and you are in confinement, I can still visit you and stand within 1 meter of you. It is definitely true love.
8. Classmate Xia Bao, you must be good and don’t torment your mother. Confinement in the summer is painful enough. If she is not in a good mood, her father will also be upset
9. Where did the Long March end? The postponed confinement for two months was really sweaty. The scientific confinement collided with the old-fashioned confinement. After all the suffering along the way, it really made people lose the courage to have a second child.
10. Today’s Chicken Soup: During the confinement period, don’t let the ideas of the older generation harm you, because they can cause sore throat, phlegm, cough, constipation, bad mood, etc.! ! !
11. Why is life like this! At this time, only my mother can do everything well, only my mother understands the sadness and fatigue of confinement, and only my mother will understand when I lose my temper when I am in a bad mood.
12. I admit that no matter what disease a woman gets in the future, it will be because she did not sit properly during confinement. All women died from confinement that was not strict according to our traditional Chinese medicine culture
13. Mood during confinement No, I said some serious words to my father, and I feel very guilty now. But my father would not blame me, but would ask me what happened recently? I think I am so stupid, I can’t tell who is lighter and who is heavier
14. Is it easy to get postpartum depression if you are in a bad mood? You don’t want to be in confinement anymore, and you are in a variety of bad moods
15. Eat ginger and ginseng soup in the morning. Do not eat ginger after noon, otherwise it will easily damage the lungs. Eat ginger in the evening to see the king of hell. Women should eat ginger vinegar with their meals during postpartum confinement. Eating ginger in the summer will relieve the cold.
16. Hey! I was in a bad mood during confinement, and I didn’t take good care of myself. I said sorry to myself and to the baby. I hope my mood did not affect her.
17. Worry about your mood during pregnancy Crying too much will affect the baby's development. After confinement, I have to worry about being in a bad mood and secreting milk, which is not good for the baby. Why do I always have to worry about such bad problems
18. Counting the days every day. I don’t know how painful it would be if I didn’t give birth to a child. If I am not in confinement, I don’t know how difficult life is.
19. Isn’t it said that confinement will make you lose weight? Why am I in a bad mood and not eating well, yet my weight keeps increasing?
20. During the confinement period, my foreign daddy asked me to watch July and Ansheng, which then made me cry. I was afraid that I would be in a bad mood and I wanted to cry again
21. I couldn’t. The days of eating spicy food are really difficult, but I gradually got used to it, and it’s not as uncomfortable as it was at the beginning. Otherwise, how will I survive the confinement period in the future? I’m overthinking it and I’m going too far
22 , I was so excited when people said I had a caesarean section. I don’t have to experience uterine contractions or undergo an incision, and confinement is not as painful as they say
23. From conception to delivery, women have to She experienced three major tortures: discomfort during pregnancy, childbirth, and confinement. The most painful thing is childbirth! The most desperate thing is confinement!
24. Confinement is very necessary. Confinement is mechanical materialism and does not know how to seek truth from facts.
25. I don’t like confinement! ! ! While other people were recovering and losing weight during confinement, I was under various restrictions, gaining weight, tired, tired, and in a bad mood. My family still had to contribute their wisdom, so what was it? ! !
26. I was in a bad mood on the first day after being discharged from the hospital. The originally peaceful family of three now has a mother-in-law, a nanny and a minion, making it noisy and chaotic, as well as the annoying Chinese-style confinement! For the sake of mini-ren, I will endure it for the time being
27. Is there anyone else besides me who can’t eat well or sleep well during confinement? I'm so tired that my waist is about to break!
28. Shenma Birdman, the wife is in confinement, and the husband has not returned from playing cards until now! Is it the wife who is too indulgent, or the husband who is too disrespectful? ! You have to suppress it and don’t feel bad!
29. I’m so annoyed by this unit that I’m still in confinement and my paternity leave is not finished before I’m taken back to work! I was interrogated all night and refused to let him go home, so I sold it to you!
30. Crying during confinement is not good for your health. If you don’t have enough milk, you will be in a bad mood and you will have more milk. I understand these truths. But I just can't help feeling sad.
31. They say you need a good rest during confinement, but I can run out all day and be as tired as a dog.
32. People gain more than ten kilograms during confinement. Why did I only gain two or three kilograms
33. In fact, I will lose weight during confinement. A lot. Because I was in a bad mood, I didn’t eat much, and I kept sweating, so I lost a lot of weight. After breastfeeding, my appetite increased sharply, and I had to eat snacks between meals. I was so hungry that I am now very fat. To die.
34. I really want to unload the goods quickly, but I can’t face the cruel reality of confinement in the summer. I must cherish every minute and every second when I turn on the air conditioner.
35. Confinement confinement every day. I can't finish half the chicken, and my bad mood has something to do with my milk supply. We all don't have to be so... ugh! I'll get through it
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