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Send a message. What?

1. What I'm not good at is retention. You all insist on leaving.

You won't laugh again and again because of the same joke, but you will cry again and again for the same person.

If I die, my first sentence is: finally I don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

4. A good man is honest in front of other women and dies in front of the woman he loves.

The reason why we copy test papers is only because we still care about our parents' feelings.

6. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my state began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

7. People who used to meet every day now even want to meet.

8. I forgot when I liked to lie alone in bed and press the button on my mobile phone; I forget when we started using QQ to update our mood. Forgetting when, going to other people's space is also a kind of concern; I forgot when it became a habit to forward Weibo. It turns out that mobile phones can fill the emptiness in my heart. Lonely people can't live without mobile phones.

9. If you can't find the right person, you probably can't change your wrong self.

10. The so-called growth is to force you to stumble.

1 1. Dear yourself, don't give up your dream because there is no applause.

12. If you miss something, you miss a lifetime. People will change and keep a constant promise, but they can't keep a fickle heart.

13. As long as it is a comedy ending, I can cry as much as you want.

14. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

15. I am my own sun, so I don't need to borrow anyone's light.

16. It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

17. There are too many things we can't do in this world, the past we can't go back to, the unpredictable future, and those people we will never see again.

18. The school let me know what is the temptation to go home.

19. When you are happy, you listen to music; When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

20. Is grouping a special tip for you?

2 1. Every woman who dare not love again must have loved deeply. It seems that all kinds of poisons are invulnerable, but in fact all kinds of poisons have already invaded her body.

Your wedding has nothing to do with me, I'm only interested in your funeral.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm passionate about it. what can I do? I am as beautiful as flowers and jade, and finally I get lost, like water passing by.

24. Only when you are around, you will love for a long time when you are used to it.

25. Betrayal can't hurt us, what can hurt us is one-way care; Breaking up can't hurt us, what can hurt us is fresh memories; Endless love can't hurt us, but hopeless hope can. We always think that feelings hurt us, but it is always ourselves who can hurt us. There is no need to comment on the person you like, because he occupies a group.

1. You don't need to comment on the person you like, because he occupies a group.

2. The person you care about most suddenly changes tone, feeling that people all over the world don't want you.

It is the person you love who cured your temper, but the person who loves you can tolerate your temper.

4. Why do you like me? Woman: Because you are handsome. Man: Handsome can't be eaten as a meal. Woman: But if you are not handsome, you can't eat.

5. I can talk to a person or ignore a person.

I dare not say that I love you the most in the world, but I dare say that you are my favorite.

Telling you a hundred times that I don't like you doesn't change the fact that I like you.

8. There is always someone in this world who can break your principles, change your habits and become your exception.

9. If emotions were controlled, there wouldn't be so many people who loved each other to death.

10. No matter how much I love you, it is not worth saying that I marry you.

1 1. Time can make us change from long hair to short hair, and naturally it can also make us change from affectionate to unfamiliar.

12. I said in the space that I only love myself from now on, and then my male god commented below that I still have an identity, which is your rival in love.

13. I will never love anyone, even you.

14. Yes, you have no money, no car and a bad temper. I love you even if you are not good at anything.

15. Love is very strange, caring about everything, but finally forgiving everything.

16. Girls nowadays are really difficult to serve. When you are angry, you stand on the main road, and you can't coax it. I said, buy you a bunch of flowers and ignore me; I said, take you to the movies and ignore me; I said, let's eat something delicious, or ignore me. Later, his boyfriend came over and said, paralyzed, who are you? !

17. Because I love you, I gave you all my good temper.

18. I won't like you anymore. I will leave you when this text is finished.

19. If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't know that I would hurt myself for others.

There is no need to comment on the person you like, because she monopolizes a group.

1, expect nothing, nothing. What to be afraid of, what to come. I am not perfect, but I am real.

Love is like coffee, it tastes good when it is hot.

If I can see tomorrow, no matter how far the road is, I am willing to be strong.

4. Spiritual awakening. After learning from a painful experience, it is a kind of progress and growth to cultivate one's own connotation, correct one's behavior and adjust one's harmony with the world.

5. Go for it if you like it; If you get it, cherish it; Forget it if you miss it. Life should be so simple.

6. Can you be invulnerable?

7, a woman who bleeds for seven days a month can't be provoked!

8. Step on it with one foot, one foot on the ground and one foot on the ground.

9. [If there is a voice of missing, I'm afraid you are already deafening]

10, you said. I remember everything. When you say narcissism.

1 1. The person you like doesn't need a note, because she monopolizes a group.

12. I spent an afternoon aimlessly in the cafe. This is the life I want.

Qq Space Album Group Name

Hate, farewell, sadness, hum, little love song

Verb (abbreviation for verb) extramarital affairs

Miss someone.

Enjoy love.

It hurts, it hurts.

Listen to sweet words

The flowers on the other side have already bloomed.

This coast. The flowers have fallen.

The flowers are blooming. Who is happy?

Flowers fall. Who is crying?

Luxurious disguise

A measure of tradition

Hypocritical indifference

keep one's eyes peeled

Despair of charity

Unbearable waste of time

Desperate years

Conceited youth

Eternal hope

Plaid shirt is very handsome.

Pear flower head is small and fresh

Miniskirts are small and beautiful.

Small temperament of pencil pants

Smoky makeup is enchanting.

Rain or shine, he is the sunshine in my heart.

Searched him thousands of times in the crowd.

See the tears in the mermaid's eyes in the pearl in the moonlight.

The sun-dried jade from the blue field makes the smoke rise.

╰meteor rain

Watch the meteor shower together.

Let's go to see the meteor shower.

Watch the meteor shower together.

Your heartlessness killed me.

Your indifference killed me.

Your enthusiasm killed me.

Sparks go out easily.

Time flies.

Time is fragile.

Floating life is easy to be chaotic.

Broken flowers are easy to fail.

Glass is fragile.

Hugs break easily.

Come through thick and thin.

Only love without jealousy.

Only intimacy, no secrets. "

Only affection, no harm. "

Just holding hands and not letting go.

Just miss it, don't miss it. "

Miss you, don't let go until you let go.

Love you, if it can last forever

Love you, if you can grow old.

The running water has passed away,

The breeze has dissipated, and the dull years have not passed away.

Meditate on the windy year when the flowers are scattered,

ぃ The faint fog dissipated in the fleeting time,

The lingering sound of falling flowers,

Some memories linger.

Some places can't go.

Some names don't disappear.

Some love songs are not pleasant to hear.

╭ Who are you moved by?

Who will take whose oath seriously?

╭ For whose indifference are you depressed?

Locked in the past three.

Close the heartbroken heart.

Described the lethality of dusk.

Tear the warm sunshine.

Singing false simplicity.

To pay homage to the tender-hearted woman who floated by.

A contemptuous smile

Give a wry smile.

With a painful smile

With a gentle smile

Narcissistic smile

A charming smile

I used to feel guilty

Once, I was lonely.

There were three people who were very happy.

I used to be sad.

I lost it. rely on

I lost it. happy

I lost it. smile

I lost it. once

This woman is gentle and beautiful.

This woman is melodramatic and lovely.

This woman is very charming.

ら。 If you don't leave

ら。 If you can't see through it,

ら。 If you don't want to be thorough,

ら。 If you don't understand

ら。 If there is no if

Listen to the unfinished song quietly.

After licking the unfinished wound silently.

Quietly uncover the perfect scar.

Savor the unfinished tea carefully.

Gently apply the unfinished pain.

What? A little smear is not over yet.

That year, three people in Na Yue were scattered.

That year, Na Yue's three songs ended.

What happened in Na Yue that year is over.

-the heart is occupied by pain. て.

-the heart is occupied by silence. て.

-The mind is occupied by thoughts. て.

-the heart is occupied by memories. て.

-the heart is occupied by indifference. て.

-the heart is occupied by a smile. て.

I don't want to see your fake smile again.

I don't want to see your indifference again.

I don't want to see you look back again.

Don't want to see your face again.

I don't want to see you bored again.

Missing the dark sky and white night

Miss 24 black sky and white night

Nostalgia ゛ 24 Dark sky and white night

Love ゑ 24 Black sky and white night

Perfume your smile

Perfume your peace

Perfume your silence

Perfume your loveliness

Perfume, your purity

Smile in the sun,

Crying in the moonlight,

Stubborn under the starlight,

In the light of night, perfunctory,

I was very stingy when I was young.

The youth of the past was so chic.

Once that period of youth was so rampant.

Once that youth was so presumptuous.