A joke that amuses people in a bad mood.

A joke that amuses people in a bad mood.

A joke that makes people in a bad mood happy. You can often see many funny jokes and jokes in your life. Take time to have a look at it at ordinary times, which can not only make you happy and relax, but also tell a few to your colleagues and friends to enhance interpersonal relationships. Here are some jokes that make people in a bad mood happy.

Jokes that make people in a bad mood happy 1 First, it is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother likes to pull the top.

Second, my mother and I are lying on the sofa eating snacks. My father came over and taught me a lesson. I said weakly: My mother is eating, too. Why didn't you tell her? Dad: No matter how fat your mother is, I want her. What about you?

My girlfriend bought a lot of clothes today, but she explained poetically to me: "Because I gained a few pounds in winter, this spring is their first time to face the world, so I want them to look beautiful and amazing!"

Fourth, we can see the girlfriend's personality through the palm print. If her palm prints often appear on your face, it means that she has a bad temper.

I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a beautiful and lovely face is willing to live up to it and spoil it?

6. A friend sent a message saying, "For your own Audi, your wife's Dior and your son's Oreo, you must study hard." A divine reply appeared below: "For your Alto, for your wife's mystery, for your son's olympiad, Altman, study hard!"

Seven, take a cup of milk tea through the security check. Security inspector: What's in your hand? Me: milk tea. Security inspector: Have a drink. Me: Get out! Buy it yourself!

8. When Valentine's Day arrived, I asked my wife what I should give you. My wife says you can give anything, as long as it's from you, I like it. I thought it over carefully and said to her, "I'll take you back to your parents!" " "

Nine, I chase my girlfriend and go to her house at night, but she doesn't want it. Her finger was caught in the door and it was badly caught. I just didn't squeeze in well, and my eyes were quite firm; Now she won't let me go out to play at night. After going out, her front foot was caught by the door and her mouth was full of mud. She just climbed out, her eyes full of longing for freedom.

10. Parents are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in the circle of friends, but they will expose the lies you made up at a glance.

Eleven, home gas leakage, suddenly remembered that the teacher said that in the face of danger, we must first calm ourselves down, so I took several deep breaths and the gas was poisoned.

12. I asked my son why he smoked secretly. The son said meaningfully: Because I grow up, I want to find a woman who is worth quitting smoking. I haven't recovered from this obsessive-compulsive disorder for a long time Fortunately, my wife appeared in time and said to her son in slippers, don't look, in fact, I have been with you.

Thirteen, change lanes to the right and turn into a left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

Fourteen, originally prepared to thin into a lightning bolt this year, brighten your eyes, and don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your sight.

Fifteen, by train, there is a girl sitting next to me. She was cute, so I went up to talk to her and decided to start with the constellation. "Well, which seat are you in?" The girl looked at me and said, "You are blind, hard seat!" "

A passerby stopped a taxi and asked the driver: How long does it take from here to the airport? Driver: It will take a long time. Passerby: How long will it take at least? Driver: It takes longer to ride a horse.

Don't ask me why I haven't been single for so long. Because the woman has a boyfriend, I dare not look for it for fear that her boyfriend will hit me. If you don't have a boyfriend, prove that no one wants it. Well, I don't want it either

I drank too much last night and called a Didi taxi. We looked at each other for thirty seconds in the downpour. Much like the opening of a martial arts film! I asked, "Where's your car?" He asked me, "Where's your car?" "Aren't you a drip driver?" "Laozi is a drip driver." The air suddenly became quiet.

Nineteen, I thought it was impossible to raise a woman, but I can raise a man. Then I found that men were expensive, and finally I found that I couldn't even afford a dog.

Twenty, I saw a sister squatting on the ground and writing a line on the ground in front of her: it costs two yuan to take a taxi. I looked at the sister, but sighed and turned away. You didn't take two yuan with you when you went out, and you still had a piece of chalk in your pocket. Are you a fool?

I can't believe that the group of fat cells that I eat and drink all the time pretend not to understand when I am about to freeze to death in the cold wind. They don't want to burn themselves to warm me. Their hearts are so cold. Raised a group of baiwenhang!

Twenty-two, watching Korean dramas, the heroine's head leans against the glass of the bus, which is really beautiful. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

Twenty-three, Xiao Ming plays mobile phone in class. After seeing it outside the window, the class teacher sent him a short message, saying: How do you play with your mobile phone in class? Xiao Minghui: Who are you? The class teacher added: Look out of the window! Xiao Ming looked out of the window and replied, thank you for reminding me. I'll talk to you later. The head teacher is watching at the window!

Twenty-four, friends bring their boyfriends home. Her boyfriend said that she was nervous when she saw her father, and she didn't know how to put her hands. When her friend said you were nervous, she put it in her pocket. Later, her friend's father pulled her out alone and asked her, "Is your boyfriend sick?" The friend was curious and said no, so her father said, "Then why did he put one hand in his coat pocket and the other hand in his trousers pocket?"

Jokes that amuse people in a bad mood 2 1. Failure is the mother of success. Let people feel calm between gains and losses. Without caring, they will automatically succeed in monasticism, and there will be no more pain of "wanting". How can you suffer without asking for anything in return?

It is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. The heart is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, and the story is slowly written to the end. Because of too much disappointment, love is not love.

3. May you experience more and keep Do not forget your initiative mind; May you be sad again and don't forget to smile; I hope you can cut through the thorns and do what you want.

If you hold the past too tightly, you will not be able to embrace the present. It is better to forget with a smile than to recall with sadness.

Being good to yourself means being serious about life. Time is running out, so you should do your best. After a long time, you will follow suit.

6. There is no mountain you can't climb, and there is no hurdle you can't cross. As long as you face it bravely, everything will be blowing in the wind.

7. People who are overly sensitive are doomed to have a hard life because they are too easily influenced by other people's emotions. Paranoid people are always thinking, and the result is that they are trapped in a mess of thoughts and can't move. Sometimes, it is better to care less than to care more.

8. Don't let those trivial stupid things ruin your good mood. Don't be afraid of the distance between dream and reality. Only unexpected, not impossible.

9. Meditate in my heart all the time, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life; I am willing to taste all the flavors for you and run around tirelessly for you; Keep everything in your heart and miss it silently. Every day is worth remembering.

10, happiness is not immortality, not big fish and big meat, not the power of the ruling and opposition parties. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved.

1 1. If you are not always dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. Dissatisfaction with others is bitterness to oneself.

12, no one came to this world to love you. Others have never been the center of their lives. Only by enriching their lives and becoming better people can they meet better people.

13. Don't be afraid to make mistakes in many things. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be sad. There is right and wrong in life. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter.

14, I have no desire to explain, and I don't want to defend myself any more, lest you find it ridiculous and I feel embarrassed.

15, the mood is like clothes. If it is dirty, take it to wash and bask in the sun, and the sun will naturally disperse. The sunshine is so good, why bother yourself? Live every moment well, and 10,000 bright futures are not worth a warm gift.

16, life is a passer-by, so why Qian Qian knot? Our youth always dies inadvertently. Time really flows like running water, which can't be picked up and won't stop for you. So is life. If you lose it, you will never come back, and when you are young, you will never come back.

17, don't think that you have lost everything, and don't be depressed by this little thing. There is more than one road to success. Start over and try again. In fact, there are still many opportunities, as long as we can grasp them well.

18, if you are not an out-and-out jerk, please, don't learn from others, don't cater to others, don't live for others, don't let others tell you what success is, don't let others help you define success, and insist on being your truest self to the greatest extent.

19, a really smart person, although he also has things he doesn't like and people he doesn't like, he can laugh it off without getting angry or worrying about it. Because you're not angry or upset, at least it won't ruin your mood.

20. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, and he is classified as a memory.

2 1, don't give everything you have at every turn. Instead of being humble in the dust, leave some pride and love for yourself. The meanest thing is emotion, and the coolest thing is human heart.

22. There is always an answer to everything. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.

No matter whether you are happy or sad, no matter whether the people you meet are good or bad, they can always teach you something and then help you become a better person. Everyone appears and everything happens for a reason.

24. Clear your mind and keep walking. If you miss the flowers, you will reap the rain. If you miss this one, you will meet the next one.

25. I hope the person you like likes you. I hope you can meet your destiny in the vast sea of people. I hope the person you love will eventually become your lover.

26. Life is always full of surprises and disappointments. There are just right encounters and heartbreaking nostalgia, but time is always moving forward without any pity. No matter whether the play is ending or not, I hope you can take dreams as a horse and live up to this life.

If you don't have the answer, don't ask again. You have to understand that not everything will get what you want. It's a long way to go, so it's better to smile mercilessly.

28. There is nothing to be sad about. Losing you will only be his regret. You are so kind and lovely, people who miss it will regret it later.

29. No matter what your mood is, don't let yourself be decadent. Clean and decent from head to toe every day. Be a woman who doesn't wear makeup, lives exquisitely and always smiles.

30. You expect to master eternity, so you must control the present.

Joke 3 1 Make people in a bad mood happy. On the wedding night, the groom excitedly lifted the bride's red veil, only to find that it was another woman. He couldn't help being pleasantly surprised. He quickly asked, "Girl, who are you?"

The girl smiled, blushed and whispered, "The bride is drunk, I am the maid of honor, and the offspring of the wine will get married!" " "

2. Gong Yu moved mountains all his life. Before he died, he called his sons to the bed and said to them with his last breath, "Move mountains, move mountains ..."

The sons held Gong Yu's hand tightly and replied affectionately: "Move mountains, move mountains, shine!" "

3. A teacher asked three students in the class, "Who is the tallest in China?"

The first classmate quickly replied, "Yao Ming is the tallest."

The second classmate thought it was wrong and immediately retorted, "The Leshan Giant Buddha in our place is much taller than Yao Ming, at least 70 meters."

The third student confidently added: "More than 70 meters is just the height he sits. If he stands up, it is at least 100 meters. "

On my way back, I met two Frenchmen. One may be a Chinese teacher, and the other should be his student.

The teacher happily pointed to the China calendar and said to the students, "Look, these two words pronounce Lei Feng. This is Lei Feng Memorial Day. He is famous in China because he helped many people before his death. "

The student said admiringly, "Teacher, you are really well informed!"

With that, they left happily. I leaned down and saw the first frost written on the calendar!

In the elevator, a beautiful mother took a lovely little girl and a strange man. In order to avoid embarrassment, the strange man took a lollipop out of his pocket and handed it to the little girl.

Then, the beautiful mother asked the little girl, "What should you say when someone gives you something?"

The little girl replied, "Uncle, do you have any more? My mother wants it too. "

6. A couple were traveling in the wild when they suddenly met a tiger. The husband did not hesitate to go up and fight with the tiger, and finally drove it away.

The wife said to her husband, "You are so brave. You are not afraid of such a big tiger. "

The husband replied, "What is there to be afraid of? I have lived with you, a tigress, for so many years. "

7. Xiaoming: "Master, what do you think is the happiest thing in life?"

The master caught a ladybug, wrapped it in flour and gave it to Xiaoming.

Xiao Ming: "Master, do you mean that although people are as small as insects, they will crawl in the dust all their lives, and they will certainly meet happy things?"

Host: "No, it's Bai Piao."

8. The beauty found that the lipstick was too heavy, so she wiped it with a wet towel and threw it on the road. It happened to be picked up by an old man. After reading it for a long time, the old man suddenly woke up and caught up with him and said, "Girl, this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off!

9. The aunt of the neighborhood committee saw a little girl standing at the door and asked, "Son, what are you doing standing at the door alone in the cold weather?" Why not stay in the room? "

The little girl replied, "Mom and Dad are quarreling."

The aunt of the neighborhood Committee said, "What a shame. Who is your father?"

The little girl replied, "That's why they quarreled."

10, a man went to the barber shop for a haircut. He said to his boss, "I'm in a hurry. Don't be too slow. Just fix it."

The boss said, "Even if I am faster, I can't just whew."

1 1. A couple is fishing by the river. This lady is always quarrelling. After a while, the fish was hooked, and the lady said, "What a poor fish!" "

The husband said, "Yes, just keep your mouth shut."

12, there is an old man named Tie who has no hair. What happened to him? The answer is: there is nothing wrong with the old iron.

13, a match went shopping. When I walked, my scalp suddenly itched, so I scratched my head. I didn't expect it to catch fire. After I went to the hospital, it became a cotton swab.

14, I have a friend, his name is Zhu Chuan, and his mother always says, "This is for our family Zhu Chuan."

15, I heard that putting your mobile phone next to the pillow when you sleep will cause radiation, which is not good for your health, so you definitely lost the pillow when you sleep.

16, I was idle in the office today, so I took out my magnet to play. Unfortunately, the leader saw it, and the leader reached out and took it away. As a result, the magnet was attracted by the leader's gold ring, which was super embarrassing.

17, I just turned over my resume and saw the resume of a graduate. He wrote in the column of award-winning experience that he won Master Kong's "One more bottle" award many times during his school days!

18, a Japanese came to China to see a dentist. As a result, the two men fought. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist had said something to the Japanese, "Pull out a tooth."

19, you know? When Tang Priest was trapped in his daughter country, he actually took a fancy to the beautiful female emperor. The female king asked him if he wanted to marry, and Tang Priest said cheerfully, "Marry!" Then he ran away with Tang Priest on his back for nothing.

20. One day, Zhao Yun hurt his ass and went to Huatuo for help. Just as he was about to sit down, Hua Tuo shouted, "General, don't sit down if you are injured."

Zhao Yun replied: "Does your family drive a high-speed train? There is also a business seat? "