Humorous talking phrases for those born in the 90s

Humorous sayings and phrases for the post-90s generation

Humorous sayings and phrases for the post-90s generation. I believe you have seen a lot of them on social media platforms, some of which are very humorous. Yes, these humorous sayings will bring people a good mood. The following are the humorous sayings and phrases I compiled for the post-90s generation. Humorous phrases for post-90s generation 1

1. Because of you, I believe that everything I encounter is not blocking my progress, but making me more determined.

2. When we own one shoe, we will understand the feeling of losing the other shoe. Lost things are always the best.

3. The best way to forget a relationship is to invest in the next relationship. Falling out of love is not necessarily a bad thing, it can also be the beginning of another relationship. Let us remember: if you love, be crazy; if you don’t love, be strong, and we will eventually find our one.

4. Crying for love is a way for many people to pour out their emotions. After the tears, some people regain their sweetness and find their past, while some people wipe away their helpless tears from now on. Go bravely to the next stop. Life is fair, if I give you this, I will never give you that again.

5. The early bird catches the worm; the early bird catches the worm.

6. Smiling every day, only you know how tiring life is...

7. Your current dream determines your future , let’s sleep a little longer.

8. If you don’t try your best, you have no right to criticize others for not paying attention. It's easy to complain, but those who keep their mouths shut and work hard are more respectable.

9. Everyone is an arc, and two people who can just form a circle are a pair.

10. The sad part in love is not that you love him but he doesn’t love you, but that he treats you well but doesn’t understand you. People who understand you have no feelings for you. The helplessness of life is that your choice is often that those who want to be lovers end up becoming confidants, and those who want to be friends end up becoming lovers.

11. Finally one day, I can let go of so many things I didn’t understand back then. Finally one day, I can smile at you again. Finally one day, I can also say hello. Finally one day, no matter who or where I mention your news again, I can smile. Don't hate someone you loved, don't ask about the reason for breaking up, don't plead for the possibility of getting back together. Turn around and make yourself happy, that is the most true thing.

12. I once thought that parting meant leaving someone you don’t love. One day, when I grew up, I realized that there is a kind of parting, which is leaving the person you love; there is a kind of parting, which is wiping away tears. , dare not look back.

13. Everything extraordinary in the world will eventually return to ordinary, and its value will be measured by ordinary life. Great and wonderful successes are nothing. Only by truly living an ordinary life well can life be complete.

14. The ideal of life is the ideal life.

15. Learn to live alone, regardless of whether there is someone around you who loves you. Do what you should do, and treat it with or without love.

16. There are some things and some words that I didn’t say. It’s not that I don’t understand. I just see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

17. The past is thick and light, and the color is as clear as light. After years of sorrow and joy, it is as pure as a mirror and has become still.

18. If you just meet and cannot stay, it is better not to meet.

19. Beauty can only provide eyesight to others, but it does not necessarily lead to happiness.

20. The most beautiful love is fulfillment, but how can fulfillment be so easy? How many circuitous roads must I walk through and how many tears must I shed before I can learn to be unselfish to you and love you enough to let go and regard your happiness as my happiness.

21. Ambiguity is that you are closer than a good friend, but farther than a lover; ambiguity is that you will often wait for him on QQ, and when he is not around for a few days, you will be a little worried; ambiguity Yes, you will check his Weibo from time to time to see if there are any updates, and you will pay attention between the lines to see if he has any hints to you; ambiguous yes, there is a feeling, but this feeling is not enough for you to actually develop a formal relationship. . We are ambiguous, but we do not belong to each other.

22. If you are unhappy, then go out for a walk. The world is so big, with beautiful scenery and many opportunities. When the sun shines through the trees and reflects a gorgeous rainbow, you will be amazed at the beauty of life.

23. Celebrities can become more famous if they take off a little more, but I was arrested even though I took off my clothes completely.

24. The difference between hating someone and loving someone is: one puts it on the lips and the other hides it in the heart.

25. God has not given me any great responsibility, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

26. If betrayal is a kind of courage, then accepting betrayal requires even greater courage.

27. "Life" is - get out of class is over; school is over; vacation is over; graduation is over; enough fun; old age; regret; death. Humorous sayings for those born in the 90s 2

Humorous sayings for the post-90s generation

1. Try to understand those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.

2. In the past, mail was very slow, and you could only love one person in a lifetime. Now, with the advanced Internet technology, you can love fifty people a day.

3. I moved to a new office. The bathroom is in the corner. There is no wifi signal or 4G signal. The constipation I had suffered for many years was quickly cured.

4. I hope that you can walk smoothly in the future, while I am riding in the car.

5. Don’t fall in love prematurely. What you are talking about now is about someone else’s husband or wife in the future.

6. Studies have shown that men who love doing housework live longer because their wives beat them less.

7. It’s the same as when you are sick. Other people’s friends ask for help, send medicines and pay money; your friends: stop bb, hurry up and sign up.

8. I just read the news that two generations of mother and daughter are stewardesses. I don’t know what’s so cool about this, it’s just two generations of mother and daughter! Our ancestors have been farmers for eighteen generations, and I have never shown it off! Am I proud? Am I bloated?

9. Son, it doesn’t matter if you didn’t do well in the exam this time. You are still young, and your father and I are still young. We can still have another child.

10. Me before Double Eleven: Thousand-Armed Guanyin; Me after Double Eleven: Venus.

11. History is always surprisingly similar: the year before last, you were single, last year, you were single, and this year, you are still single.

12. Things like being cute have to be divided into different categories. Those who look good can be called cute, and those who look ugly can only pretend to be crazy and act stupid.

13. When you are young, try not to fall in love prematurely. If you know too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short, it will affect your exams.

14. There are four bankbooks in life: health, emotion, career and money. If health disappears, all other passbooks will expire.

15. If life deceives you, don’t be sad or impatient, because it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

16. Money can buy a house, but it cannot buy a home. You can buy marriage, but you cannot buy love. You can buy a clock, but you cannot buy time. Money is not everything, it is the source of pain! Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone...

17. There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, but only the new ones are the best!

18. A fat girl dared not take the elevator because she lacked confidence, so she insisted on taking the stairs to work every day. So, after nearly a month of hard work, she was fired because she was often late.

19. There is no such thing as a casual trip, not even a casual trip after work.

20. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

21. In fact, ancient people were quite optimistic. They spent all their free time thinking about how to live forever. Modern people calm down and collapse on the bed after a busy day, with only four words in their hearts: I don’t want to live anymore. .

Twenty-two. I used to be busy being cute and busy growing up. When I grow up, I am busy dating and taking care of my hair.

23. At our age, you must wear a safety helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise, you will be recognized by classmates driving BMW and Mercedes-Benz.

24. "What is the maximum age difference between you and your lover that you can accept?" "As long as the looks are good enough. Five thousand years is fine."

25. News When the two-child policy was played, I didn't sleep all night. I couldn't sleep at all. The whole building was shaking.

26. My partner is very good, the elephant is also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits, and dogs.

27. People’s thoughts will change.: I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

Twenty-eight, a woman's life - she was naughty when she was a child, hunted for treasure when she grew up, worked for gold, got married for rice, and was eliminated when she got old. Women, hurry up and do it while you are still young.

29. Although you already own the flowers, as a senior gardener, what I am best at is transplanting flowers and trees.

Thirty. I’m not good at making other people’s belly bigger, but I’m quite good at making my own belly bigger and bigger.

31. If you hurt a girl who truly loves you, God will give you a true bitch.

32. When looking at beauties on the street in summer, if you look higher, you are appreciative; if you look lower, you are a gangster.

33. Ambiguity is like "typing". There may be nothing after waiting for a long time.

34. It is said that girls are made of water, they are gentle and will not lose their temper. Me too, but I am made of Sprite, so I have to hold it, don’t shake it, and don’t break it randomly, otherwise it will explode easily.

35. Make up your mind every night to change from tomorrow, live a good life and work hard. At noon the next day, I turned over in bed: Wipe it, let’s wait another day.

Thirty-six. It is said that there are four types of girls who are difficult to find a partner: first, those who don’t like makeup, second, those who are more homely, third, those who have a manly personality, and fourth, those who don’t know the truth. I burst into tears.

Thirty-seven. I thought life was like cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Ultraman fighting little monsters. The reality is that the rat plays tricks on the cat, the sheep plays tricks on the wolf, and the two bears play tricks on the bald strongman. It’s not that we are not strong, it’s just that the world is too crazy!

38. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find: Hey! You have an extra father; when a man pretends to fall in love with you, you will find that you have an extra son, but he is still a rebellious son.

39. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it works, Bodhisattva may not be able to find you if he wants to protect you!

Forty. Even though heaven has not given me any great responsibility, it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

41. When comforting others, you only need a set of ropes. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope and a set of ropes.

42. If you think I’m fat, just say so. Don’t beat around the bush and say, “You really walk step by step!”

43. A few days ago, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery. The plastic surgery was quite successful. I can no longer recognize who asked me to borrow money.

44. When girls say they can’t find a partner, they usually stand in front of a vending machine and can’t find their favorite drink. When boys say they can't find a partner, they usually stand in the Sahara Desert. If they say there is no one, they really don't have one.