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I admit that I am shorter than you, but if you laugh at me for it, I will cut off your head to level the gap between us.
1, format yourself and delete you!
2, the poorest but begging for food, immortality must be in the first place!
3, life is a hero, and death is a ghost!
If I don't hit you, you really don't know that I am both civil and military.
5. The road I choose is to walk on my knees.
6, Tian Xingjian, the gentleman is constantly striving for self-improvement, the terrain is Kun, and the gentleman carries things with morality.
7. The sky is killing, the stars are moving, the earth is killing, dragons and snakes are landing, people are killing, and it's upside down!
8, anger rushed to the crown, leaning against the fence, rain break. Looking up, screaming in the sky, strong and fierce. Thirty fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and the moon. Don't be idle, grow old together and be unhappy. Jingkang shame, still not snow; When will courtiers hate it? Driving a long car, breaking through the lack of Helan Mountain. Eat pork when you are hungry, and drink Hun blood when you are thirsty. Stay from the beginning, clean up the old mountains and rivers, and go to the sky!
9. You are integrated with heaven and earth, and I can tear this place to pieces in the blink of an eye!
10, give me a woman and I can create a nation. Answer: I will give you a pig, and the price of pork will be reduced next year.
1 1, I have always been good for others, and those who refuse to accept it are the dead!
12, I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore. If I want this land, I can't bury my heart again. I want all living beings to understand what I mean, and all buddhas will be destroyed!
13, sleeping on your stomach raped the earth, sleeping on your stomach fucked the whole universe! Give me an oil well! I will create an orgasm for the earth. If you have urine, you have to pee. Don't wait for the bird to shake without urine! When the body is satisfied, the soul will pick up the direction of progress again ...
14, sitting alone in the pond like a tiger, watching the wake under the shade tree. If I don't speak first in spring, which bug dares to be quiet.
15, I laughed straight into the sky from the horizontal knife and stayed in the two Kunlun mountains!
16.9.8 Stay in Qiu Lai, and I will kill all the flowers after they bloom. Blooming chrysanthemums are in full bloom, Chang 'an is fragrant, the city is bathed in the fragrance of chrysanthemums-Italy, and the land is like golden chrysanthemums.
17, I am a madman in Chu. He sang a crazy song and argued with Confucius.
18, Dapeng winds up one day and soars into Wan Li!
19, Bi An Tian Xia, Heng Ma Ding Gan Kun.
20. The emperor and the marquis will be together. Which would you rather have?
2 1, laugh and watch the sky go out, we are Artemisia people!
22. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains are dwarfed under the sky.
23, the west wind is planted all over the courtyard, and the cold butterfly is hard to come. If I were Di Qing next year, I would report to Taohua!
24, the wind is blowing, Yunfei Vega is in the sea, returning home, and the warriors are guarding the quartet.
25, armored 3,000 soldiers in hand, killing all the Xiongnu 400 States!
26, immortal hero immortal dream, Wan Li Great Wall Wan Li empty.
27. Xuanzhe clapped his hands and laughed wildly. What's wrong with sparsity? What's wrong with madness?
28, the enemy can be destroyed, the head can be destroyed, and the intestines of Hu are involved in Hu blood.
29. Who is the master of ups and downs in the vast land?
30. Cherish Qin Huang Hanwu, slightly lost literary talent. Tang Zong Song Zu, slightly less coquettish. Genghis Khan, a generation of arrogant people, only knows how to shoot an eagle with a bow. These characters are gone, a few heroes who can make contributions, look at today's people.
3 1, ten steps to kill one person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.
I would rather lose this world than let it lose me.
33. Only General Peng dared to cross the knife at once.
34. My heart is in Shandong, I am in Wu, and I am floating in Pengjianghai. If he does this, Ling Yunzhi dares to come to Huang Chao and not marry him!
35, it is strong, it is strong, the breeze blows the hills, it is horizontal, and the moonlight shines on the river.
36. Life is a hero and death is a ghost.
37. What's the use of giving birth to me? I can't laugh. What's the use of ruining me? I won't lose my arrogance.
38, the old man talked about juvenile madness, left yellow, right blue. Golden hat, mink and fur, thousands of riding rolls and leveling posts. In order to repay the people of the whole city for following my generous hunting proposal, I will shoot this tiger myself like Sun Quan. Wine, chest and gallbladder are still open, and the temples are slightly frosty. What are the disadvantages? When will Feng Tang deliver it? I will make my strength as full as the full moon, full as the full moon, heading northwest and shooting at the team in West Xia Jun.
39. In those days, Wan Li was swallowed by a tiger.
40. Why is the Huns home when they are still alive?
4 1, the heroes of the world come out of our generation, and they die when they enter the rivers and lakes. You can't get drunk when you are talking and laughing.
42. It takes ten years to sharpen a sword. (Classic sentence www.vipyl.com) Frost blade has never been tried.
43, drunk lying on the battlefield, you don't laugh, since ancient times for a few people.
44. I have been attacking history since I was a child, and I have the power to grow. Like a tiger lying in the wilderness, its lurking minions endure it. It's a pity that tattooed cheeks deserve Jiangzhou! If he gets the reward, he will bleed into the river at Xunyang estuary!
45. Wu Dong looks at Yuhang from afar, and the sea of clouds is boundless. I don't know when I became famous, come back brilliantly and laugh with you. Don't use wine to tell the feelings of parting. There has always been another reason for the wedding banquet.
46. Don't ask why the peak is not high.
47. When I was a child, I listened to the piano balcony singing. I don't believe that rivers and lakes make people old, and emperors should make fun of chasing dust waves.
48. When the wind blows, it's cold all the way. Who dares to stop drinking with * * *? Yanji came back from the dead but didn't come back.
49. The top gun cut the sky, wandering around the world and asking the chivalrous man. Today, a thousand miles a night; Ming, smile at the sky.
50, the eternal romantic eight wings, Jiangshan left behind. The water is eight thousand miles to the south, and the pressure river is fourteen States!
5 1, sir, I live with the sky alone; Kick your feet over the waves of the world and shoulder all the troubles of ancient and modern times.
52. Looking up at the starry sky, there are several people in the shadow. Mysterious and obscure, ancient and modern sigh.
53. I want this day, I can't cover my eyes any more. I want this place, and I can't bury my heart any more. I want this sentient being to understand what I mean, and I want the buddhas to disappear!
54. How hard fate is, I just want to raise my hand and kneel down and ask heaven: Dare? In the next life, you are a man and I am a man.
55. Before me, where were those lost times? I think of heaven and earth, there is no limit, there is no end, and the place behind me is the future generation? I was alone, and my tears fell.
56, single-handedly fighting thousands of miles, a sword blocked a million divisions.
As long as the enemy is alive, the purple flowers will not wither.
58. Don't look back at the north city, it will be amber, and the west city will definitely turn around, and it will be glazed white.
59, don't listen to the sound of leaves in the forest, why don't you go away with the sound. Bamboo poles and sandals are more dexterous than riding horses. What's to be afraid of? A raincoat and hemp fiber, despite the wind and rain, still live my life.
60. At the end of the sea, the sky will be the shore and the mountain will be the peak.
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