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The circle of friends officially announced that they would take off the order.

The circle of friends officially announced that it would take off the order. I play tricks on you, you play tricks on him, and after laughing, it's a day.

As long as you are here, I am willing to guard the sky for you alone.

I've gained weight recently. It's all your fault. ""why? " "Because you are so cute.

I am a passer-by in your life, but you are a freeze in my life.

I want to talk about a love that will never break up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we leave, we will be together again.

6. Those who have nothing to say and try their best to talk to you may really like you.

7. I am not an Oreo, but I can take a dip.

8. Can't you take the initiative to find me? I have to send a circle of friends to get your attention.

9. Life is like a one-way ticket with no return. There is no rehearsal, and every game is broadcast live.

10. I access the memory counterclockwise.

1 1. I choose Mori Yoshiro for jelly, and I am not confused about love.

12. I want to talk about a love that won't break up, from junior high school to high school, to college, to the palace of marriage, and then die of old age together.

13. I have tasted mango, apple, kiwi, pitaya and avocado. When can I taste the forbidden fruit of love?

14. I don't smoke or drink. I've never hurt anyone. Can someone hurt me?

15. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

16. Reason said I should let go, and emotion advised me to wait.

17. Because of you, I can smile and shake my head and refuse all MengMeng and ambiguity.

18. I miss you for a long time when I am away from you, and I burst into tears when I am near you. When I don't know you, when I know you, I am full of emotions.

19. It's not appropriate, but that you are insincere and Jane doesn't cherish it.

20. It is estimated that getting married has been put on the agenda, but you have to understand, brother, even if you are the fourth largest in Su Po, you can't get rid of it if you want to.

The circle of friends officially announced that they would take off the order. 2 1. Will you really make those promises come true?

22. Let's get things done. It's the end of the year again, and there are many festivals. I know that single dog all want to get rid of the bill. Tell you what, you leave your photos and basic information in the comments, and I'll send you a dating post. If someone takes a fancy to you, I'll hold the red line for you. Last week, I just promoted a couple of gay friends, and the couple also said they would invite me to the wedding reception.

23. When a person is carrying a lot of things, when a person does not sit unsteadily when riding a bus, when a person rides a bicycle, goes shopping alone and walks alone on the road.

24. Actually, my deer is still excellent. It's not that hard to fall in love and divorce.

25. If you just want to fall in love, you have to flirt with Han. Seeing it makes you sad, and being single is especially good. What's the point of not wanting a divorce? Well, calm down. Long live being single? .

26. Lonely and lonely, being dumped; Sad and irritable, forget and forget; Happiness is coming; I am full of thoughts. I want to get married on may 17. You must promise to be my wife. Happiness belongs to you!

I really miss you. In every rainy season, what you choose to forget is the last thing I want to give up. There are too many ripples in the story. My stories are all about you.

28. There are two reasons why people can't get rid of unrequited love, one is because they hide love in their hearts, and the other is because they get stuck in their throats.

29. Long-term boyfriend, not long-term boyfriend.

30. Send blessings by SMS on Tanabata, wishing singles to get rid of singles, wishing married people inseparable, and wishing divorced people to remarry as soon as possible. In short, whether single, married, divorced, or Tanabata is a happy Valentine's Day.

3 1. It's sunny and the rain has stopped. When will you come?

32. What if you have a house, money, a car and a good job? Look at Feng Zhi's love affair; I have no house, no car, no money and no good job. I will fight for it. I have a healthy body. I will always have a heart to accompany you to your old age.

33. I hate it when people deliberately expose my scar after I say it hurts.

34. It's so cold. It's so cold to lie alone in bed. Ask your partner to warm the bed online.

35. The best thing in the world is to like you and be liked by you.

36. Little friends have become goddesses, and those who have taken off their orders have also taken off their orders. Only I am getting farther and farther on the road of ridicule.

37. A bosom friend is hard to find, but it will be more cherished if you have it.

38. Some people say that graduation photo's photo may be the only photo of a crush.

39. On Sunday, when you want to go out and say to yourself, "Why?"

2022 low-key single-handedly open love official announcement sentence

2022 official announcement sentence of low-key and open love (article 1) 1. The subscriber you dialed is married.

2. One room for two people, three meals and four seasons.

You can be jealous of XX openly and honestly from today.

I will twist your bottle cap in the future.

5. Tell Taohua not to come.

6. Sorry, sisters, I'm too greedy to fall in love first.

7. You are the cutest of all the pigs.

8. Sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, but my favorite is big pig's trotters.

9. I thank God for letting me meet you. From now on, my world is all about you.

10. The moonlight is really beautiful tonight! The wind is gentle!

1 1. This kindergarten is the cutest, with a lovely follower!

12. Goodbye, Big Forest, I was hooked by a crooked-neck tree.

13. I believe I will meet you, just like the rain that will come.

14. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

15. Luckily, I have you. Fortunately, you have me.

16. I heard that there is you in the distance, and I traveled thousands of miles.

17. Rivers and lakes are far away, and the same journey leads to the same destination.

18. You are the Wan Li of the Milky Way, and hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you. Even if the sun and the moon alternate, I like you very much.

19. With you, life is sweet.

20. Deal, reach a consensus.

2022 low-key single-handedly open love official announcement sentence (below) 2 1. Don't feel that your legs are thick, and don't feel that you are not beautiful. There is always a man who won't think about this because he loves you.

22. I finally bound my other half.

23. I will always be loyal to myself and fly to my ideal and you with Dai Yue.

I don't regret not falling in love with you earlier. Now we are just right.

25. You are the corner, and you will be the rest of your life.

26. From then on, someone asked me how warm the porridge was, and someone accompanied me at dusk.

27. I hope my little friend can make you unforgettable and worried.

28. It's better to chat with you in sunny, cloudy and rainy days.

The future is far away, so we are together.

30. You may fall from the sky or the forest, but the best way to land is to fall in love with me.

3 1. Fame is abroad, but home is warm.

32. Love may be late, but it will not be absent.

33. Thank you for knowing your peach blossom face, and the building is warm from now on.

34. Without you, let alone all my life, I can't live for a minute.

35. A child who can't unscrew the bottle cap will never unscrew it again.

36. You come from the goodwill of life.

37. Although I have procrastination, I open it as soon as the courier arrives, eat snacks as soon as they are opened, and laugh as soon as you appear.

38. I don't have intoxicating love words, I just want to tidy up you and take you home.

39. I heard that my husband's family is good and my daughter is willing to listen to it all her life.

40. As long as you are here, everything is spring.

2022 low-key, single separation, public love official announcement sentence (chapter 3) 4 1. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late, but only you.

42. I don't participate in the first half of my life, and I will accompany you in the second half.

I can only call you "you" from now on, because you are in my heart. ...

I didn't find myself until I met you.

45. I look at you, and I can see all the mountains and rivers.

46. Willingness to achieve long-term cooperation.

47. Many things will get tired of reading for a long time, but you, the more you read, the happier you will be.

48. Life has been short and sweet since I met you.

49. I am too narrow-minded to hold you alone.

50. I saw you that day, mountains and rivers, all under my nose!

5 1. I will eat your rice after that.

52. You love me, I love you, one heart, two people, love is as simple as that.

53. From now on, my life slogan is: Love my wife/husband, earn money and travel around the world.

54. It is this man who has upset my plan to die alone.

I heard that you were coming at four o'clock, so I felt happy at three o'clock.

56. A love that consumes all can slowly return home.

57. How lucky I am to meet you in this life.

58. I was arched by a pig.

59. The best of me is yours.

60. Good luck in the future, and so do you.

A roommate wants to take down the copy of the circle of friends.

Friends circle 1 who wants to check out a dormitory. Spring comes slowly, which is very romantic.

My cousin in grade three said that I was an old woman nobody wanted. My boyfriend in grade three just gave her a whole yellow diamond.

Liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

Since you appeared, I know it is so beautiful that some people like it.

I want to talk about a love that will never break up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we leave, we will be together again.

I don't want to wake up like a dream, I'd rather be intoxicated. Hold on to my tenderness, afraid to let go and slip away.

7. I suddenly want to go to the movies, and no one is interesting. Can someone's boyfriend lend it to me?

8. I hope you will still be by my side when my face is wrinkled.

9. I make up my mind to find someone every day, but I never put it into action.

10. Thank you, I took off the bill for Valentine's Day.

1 1. Challenge singles 100 days. Today is the 25432nd day.

12. If I fail this time, it doesn't matter. Maybe I'm insane, but there's still no second shadow where I stand.

13. It's so hot that a secret love can become a secret love.

14. If only it were as simple as hair loss.

15. Let's get things done. It's the end of the year again, and there are many festivals. I know that single dog all want to get rid of the bill. Tell you what, you leave your photos and basic information in the comments, and I'll send you a dating post. If someone takes a fancy to you, I'll hold the red line for you. Last week, I just promoted a couple of gay friends, and the couple also said they would invite me to the wedding reception.

16. Since a road has been determined, why do you ask how long it will take?

17. I think I've seen you before. ""where is it? " "On my marriage certificate"

18. When I first met this world, I was so nostalgic that I looked at the horizon as if it were in front of me. I would go through fire and water again. Now I have walked through this world, wandering around, turning over the different faces of the years, and I can't wait to break into your smiling face.

19. Quarrel with others, even if you are justified, the momentum will be weak, because no one will defend you.

20. Don't look for objects in the garbage, and don't have illusions about Hulunbeier.

A dormitory person wants to take off his friend list. 2 1. I want to be with someone, but I don't want to be alone, for fear of being beaten; I don't want what I don't want and I don't want what others don't want.

22. The temperature has dropped recently. I wonder if my ex-boyfriend's coffin board will leak, alas!

23. Sometimes I really want to have a good relationship, not vigorous, just plain and everyone knows it.

24. I decided to be the best in the world with you.

25. I'm sorry to break the contract because of the cancellation of the bill! But I took off the bill, I am happy, and we ordinary people are really happy today ~ ~ ~

26. Eat the whole family bucket with me, and we will be considered a family.

27. I suddenly announced that I was out of order. I was out of order in the true sense of Sanyuan.

28. I have been single for 29 years. It's not that I don't want to take off the bill. Maybe God was too lazy to give me a girl.

29. What's wrong with me! I think I'm going to take off the bill, otherwise I wouldn't dream of being with someone else! Still so strange! How can it be! How beautiful! I want to be with a principal! Oh, my God! Dreams are simply terrible! That's terrible! Can I stop being romantic?

30. A bosom friend is hard to find, but it will be more cherished if you have it.

3 1. I visited counterclockwise in my memory.

Please hold me in your arms in summer.

33. Will you really make those promises come true?

I want to find him (her), a white pony, a wedding dress and a you. This life is enough.

It doesn't matter if I meet you later. I hope I will be you for the rest of my life.

36. "Well, Singles Day is coming. How are you going to live? " "I swear that I will definitely take off the bill next year and spend the year with everyone." "That's what you said last year." Year after year, I waited for you to come to me in the most splendid season of my life, only to find that nothing seemed to wait except the change of appearance and the change of seasons. How long do I have to wait before I can wait for you when I'm dead?

37. I think of you every morning and think of you for the last time before going to sleep at night.

38. When I was a child, I had an urgent need to urinate, and then I desperately looked for the toilet. Finally found the toilet to pee, and then woke up.

39. If you lose it, you will know how to cherish it. If you don't lose it, you will know how to cherish it?

40. When I am good enough to keep you from leaving me, I will no longer belong to you.

A word suggested by a circle of friends to take off the order.

I want to meet that good person, like him well, have a beautiful love and feel sorry for him. I want to be a better person for you.

This is a season of love. Loneliness is shameful.

It's like you come to me when it's raining, dew and frost and snow, and winter goes and spring comes.

Actually, I don't know much about it, but I want to walk towards you.

I want to cancel the order. I don't want to know why Tutankhamun's two or three-year-old brother likes tall people of the same age and likes tall people. .

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

7. There is something I want to talk to you about. What about falling in love?

8. I will think of you every morning and think of you for the last time before going to sleep at night.

9. There are too many benefits of being single … but people can only grow up in adversity, so I still want to get rid of being single …

10. Less and less like yourself, less and less like a wife.

1 1. It's sunny and the rain has stopped. When will you come?

12. I have many snacks and sweets. If you like me, I will consider giving you half.

13. Every time at the end of the year, it's really hard for me to get rid of the bill. How come I have never met true love?

14. I regret knowing you. When you are not with me, you make me feel pain.

15. Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling is better than being in love.

I just want to meet someone I like at the best age and have a good love.

17. Humorously said that he wanted to take off the bill.

18. I never thought that one day I would sign up, everything is changing ... I just want to say goodbye to being single, being single and having love, that's all!

19. I just hit my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, who is my boyfriend? I'm too beautiful to be single, right?

20. Challenge singles 100 days. Today is the 25432nd day.

2 1. I want to be the most beautiful myself one day, and I will have no regrets when I meet you.

22. I love you from beginning to end.

23. It turns out that I am too timid to fall in love. Now I just want to try to be with you.

24. I have a good eye for people. ""Then who do you think I am? " "You are my man. "

25. I suddenly don't want to take off the bill. I feel that you think very well and speak very well, but your actual actions are the negative me, and maybe the cheerful me has been cheated by you.

26. Let me introduce my girlfriend to you. My girlfriend is excellent. She is not spoiled, pretentious, greedy, scheming, clingy, money worshipping, violent, timid, moody and nonexistent.

27. Single boys are called single dog, single girls are called, and dogs ignore them.

28. I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, a drop forever, only three seconds, and never part.

29. Last night, I dreamed that an old man tied me with a rope, so I gave him a beating. He said he wouldn't dare again, so I stopped to ask his name. He said his name was Yue Lao.

30. The beginning of every relationship is that we want happiness, and the end is to wish you happiness.