Who has a classic line that is not bad for money?

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, flirting with Scots. Mao Mao: You read it backwards. It's Scottish This old one is very expensive. Zhao Benshan: You have money, 30,000 yuan. Do you have a bag? Mao Mao: I put it on the kang. Zhao Benshan: I'm working for you. I put it on the kang. Mao Mao: I only have 70 yuan in my pocket. Zhao Benshan: I still have 400 Mao Mao: Not enough. Zhao Benshan: Nothing. Zhao Benshan: Waiter Xiao Shenyang: Sorry, uncle, we are an upscale hotel and don't accept agricultural products. Zhao Benshan: Let's eat, girl. This meal is very important. Little Shenyang: Who do you call a girl? I am a man. Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt? Shenyang: Not a skirt. These are cropped trousers. They have legs. I'm anxious to wear them wrong. I said why it is inconvenient to walk. Zhao Benshan: That leg is for others to wear. I tell you, young man, we have invited important guests today, so we must treat Xiao Shenyang well. Zhao Benshan: No problem. How much does it cost to have a meal in your hotel? What's the most expensive point? Shenyang: Ten thousand to twenty thousand. Zhao Benshan: Is this the case? I'll check out today's dinner tomorrow. Shenyang: Zhao Benshan: Not an IOU. I will give you a hint. Shenyang: Grandpa, you are so handsome. Zhao Benshan: Here comes the guest. Please hold it for me when I order. Shenyang: I said no Zhao Benshan: You know Mao Mao: Grandpa. I'm hungry. Shenyang: 78 yuan, a bowl of Zhao Benshan: It's so expensive. Little Shenyang: Scottish noodles. Zhao Benshan: First, a bowl of reed. Later, Mr. Bi from the Avenue of Stars came. You have to win my face. This is the best chance in life. Grandpa trained you for more than 40 years. Mao Mao: Grandpa, how old am I? Zhao Benshan: How many years have I trained your father? Your father is a semi-finished product and became a cultural stationmaster. You must have confidence. Mao Mao: Hong Hushui, wave after wave, I want to beat my father on the beach. Shenyang: Luzi is coming to Mao Mao: Grandpa is a little salty. Shenyang: I'll boil a bowl of boiled water for you. Shenyang: Who are you? You're the main character? No, Bai is not. Old Bi, are you Teacher Bi? Come on, come on, it's time to run. Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? What are you arguing about? Let the wolf bite you. Shenyang: Will Teacher Bi take my picture? Bi Fujian: I'm looking for Zhao Benshan, the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua County Cultural Station. I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father, and you found the right Bi Fujian. Dad, by the way, Zhao Benshan: The county seat is very grand, with a hall, a big room, a big photo in the middle and flowers all around. Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are the flowers? Zhao Benshan: White and yellow. People are waiting for you with pens. Bi Fujian: Let's go to the village. Zhao Benshan: The village will arrange for me to have a meal in Tieling first. It depends on the guests. You can arrange it according to me. Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi took a picture of me. Bi Fujian: You are the waiter Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers. Aren't you from Dalian? Bi Fujian: Yes. Zhao Benshan: We are related. My grandfather lives in Bi Fujian, Dalian. What's his name? Mao Mao: A closed door. Bi Fujian: Your grandfather plays mahjong very well. Zhao Benshan: Smile, much like the photo of your grandfather when he left. The child will kiss him. Call him hello. Mao Mao: Hello. Bi Fujian: I haven't given you lucky money for the New Year's Eve dinner. Shenyang: Teacher Bi, we haven't taken any pictures yet. Zhao Benshan: Order first. Small Shenyang: What to do after dinner? Zhao Benshan: Just click. Bi Fujian: Help yourself. Zhao Benshan: Now that I have money, I can eat hard. Bi Fujian: Help yourself. Zhao Benshan: Australian abalone. Four Small Shenyang: Sorry, there is no Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster Shenyang: It's not that big. Zhao Benshan: How old? Small Shenyang: Only one catty. Zhao Benshan: Yes or No, Little Shenyang: Not Bi Fujian: No shark fin. Zhao Benshan: Don't eat it if you have it. Once I got stuck eating shark fin, and finally I took it out with tweezers in the hospital. There is nothing in your hotel, so it is difficult to find the boss once. Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: The boss doesn't have Shenyang: The boss is out. Zhao Benshan: What to eat? Bi Fujian: Have some home-cooked food. Zhao Benshan: Come among the people, son. There are young pheasants stewed with mushrooms. Small Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: This can have a small Shenyang: This really doesn't have Zhao Benshan: Bring it here. Bi Fujian: Pheasant without Zhao Benshan: Stew this and order a stupid egg. Small Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: I have Bi Fujian: Brother, I eat out, and the materials are all made by myself. Zhao Benshan: There are no dishes here. There are two. Give me a chance. Teacher Bi will come to you. Shenyang: Send one, Grandpa. Why are you so depressed? We didn't. We have to give up one. Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalone and lobster, didn't you know? Shenyang: Yes, don't you know? I am young, and a person's life is very short. Sometimes it is the same as sleeping. Once I close my eyes, I make money, and the day goes by. Once I close my eyes, I will stop making money and my life will be over. Bi Fujian: Brilliant. Zhao Benshan: What is brilliant? He is a kid. Small Shenyang: Money is a thing outside the body. What is the most painful thing for people? When people die, money is not spent. Zhao Benshan: The most painful thing is that people are alive and money is gone. This boy, Shenyang: This is too picky. Zhao Benshan: The dishes will be cooked for a while, and the duck eggs will come. Bi Fujian: Art Cell Zhao Benshan: See if you can get on your Avenue of Stars. Bi Fujian: I see, brother. You only picked me up here to put my granddaughter on the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the microphone for karaoke. Bi Fujian: Sign up according to our rules. Zhao Benshan: Start from the front. Take it easy. Mao Mao: I come from Chishuigouzi, a big city in Tieling. My name is Duck Egg. I am very impulsive today. It is sunny tonight. It's cloudy and sunny tonight. Shenyang: Report the weather forecast. Mao Mao: My mood has changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so good that he can take me to Youguang Avenue. Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars Mao Mao: Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity. I really appreciate it． You can really take me to the avenue. I thank your eight generations of ancestors. On behalf of them, I will never let you go in my life. Zhao Benshan: The child just wants to get back at you and repay the kindness. He can't forget you when he goes out and sings about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi. Mao Mao: That's Li Na's. She is singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live. Zhao Benshan: Don't sing in the middle, sing at the back. Bi Fujian: Young, with a really high voice. Zhao Benshan: Sing another Mao Mao: Grandpa, today's food is a little salty. Zhao Benshan: Bi Fujian, who is crying and singing at the back: Wait a minute, let's talk about it with tears and talk about the acceptance speech. "Avenue of Stars" is a true story, and it was an acceptance speech before going to Beijing. Zhao Benshan: His master is here. I'm not sure yet. If I say three, she will cry. You're really finished. You have feelings for him. This is his picture. Mao Mao: Cry ... Zhao Benshan: It's over. What are you laughing at? Mao Mao: This is very interesting. Bi Fujian: Forget it. I have good talent and singing skills. Shenyang: That's not bad. If I can go, so can I. Zhao Benshan: Little Shenyang, where are you going? To the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: It's good that you go to Kang. This is a matter for the art circle. Shenyang: You let me sing, Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing Shenyang: I won't let you sing, I'll tell you what's going on. Zhao Benshan: If you want to say something, it must be better than singing. Bi Fujian: You can start talking or report yourself. Small Shenyang: My destiny (sensitive word). There is also an old man named Bi, Bi Fujian: What can you do? Shenyang: I can imitate the show, Bi Fujian: Who can I imitate? Small Shenyang: Liu Huan teacher Bi Fujian: Imitate that small Shenyang: "You and Me" Zhao Benshan: Just sing Bi Fujian: This is a song called "You and Me". Sing it! Shenyang: You and I are heart to heart ... Zhao Benshan: Come on, it's out of tune. Serve the food. Shenyang: I'll sing another song. I'll sing a song by Dao Lang. Zhao Benshan: You can sing dung beetles. Shenyang: Dao Lang is the singer's name, and Dao Lang is the singer's name. Bi Fujian: There can be another small Shenyang: I can also sing A Lang's songs on the Avenue of Stars. Bi Fujian: What's your name? Xiao Shenyang: My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang Bi Fujian. There are also foreign names Xiao Shenyang: Xiao Shenyang Zhao Benshan: English name is Xiao ~ ~ ~ Xiao Yang Bi Fujian: Where are you from? Xiao Shenyang: I'm Bi Fujian from Lianhua Village. That's Xiao Shenyang that your son asked me to find. He will go to Beijing with me on the Avenue of Stars tomorrow. Zhao Benshan: I stewed all the dishes for you, but you didn't give them to me. Bi Fujian: Right away. Today's dinner is on me. My treat, duck egg. Tomorrow, you will go to the Avenue of Stars with your big brother. If you are in a group, you will not be short of money. Mao Mao: Can I go, too? Bi Fujian: Yes. Mao Mao: Thank you, sir. Shenyang: Thank you. Zhao Benshan: The Avenue of Stars is a stage for the people. They all want it. Take me, too. Bi Fujian: Your name is online, too. Zhao Benshan: Actually, my master's surname is Bi.

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