The beginning of humorous sentences in spring

1. A year's plan lies in spring! May you feel the wisdom of wagging your tail, the spirit of gnawing bones, inspire the courage to jump over the wall and cultivate the style of holding mice. In the bright spring, dogs croak and ducks bark, and spring flowers bloom step by step!

2. A love, a friendship and love for you; A sweet, a honey, a passion to drive away moisture; A kind of beauty, a kind of meaning, a brilliant spring; A smooth, a profit, a blessing is the best. Spring is humid and foggy. May you take care of yourself and be very happy.

3. Send a breeze, knock on your heart, sprinkle a spring rain, moisten your smile, cook a bowl of green wine, melt the cold in winter, and hold hands with spring to welcome the new season. I wish you a happy spring start and a full spring life!

4. You are a dangerous person, streaking for three or nine days, competing with birds for food and exchanging BMW for cow dung. beginning of spring has arrived, so I have to put you in the spring garden, put you on the spring bed and give you a spring dream. No nightmares, only your good dreams come true! Happy spring!

5. The sun is warm, spring is coming, the wind is dancing lightly, the grass is noisy lightly, there is nothing to do, the outing is good, the body is comfortable, the bones and muscles are exposed, the disease is prevented, the life is prolonged, the body is well, and happiness is coming. Send a text message to say hello and live to 100 years old!