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The most disgusting thing to scold a man is malice, which hurts self-esteem (3 1 sentence)

1, I didn't know you had such a magical face in the world.

2, he can't speak neatly, and he always likes dog food. What a big beast.

3. Look at what you wear every day. Why don't you do something?

4. There is an asshole who has no mother to teach him, and he is not qualified to talk to me.

I hope you will never mention it! Viagra is food.

6. I feel sick with you.

Please don't walk around with such a sick face on your back every day! ?

8. Do you think you are great when you grow up for nothing? Or the oil from pigs.

9. The cavernous body of your brain has a long brain marrow. So when I think about it, my brain is stiff. When I think about women's pants, they are all pulp!

10 Like you, there are illiterate people. You are very lucky!

1 1. If you are lazy, you say you have procrastination. If you are mean, you say you have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

12, I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't be so obvious, okay?

13, the child's breath is bigger than beriberi.

14, isn't your ancestral grave feng shui good?

15, you look like a man, not like a man at all.

16, I can tell from your appearance that you were caught by the devil when you were a child!

Men are Pentium at the age of twenty, Microsoft at the age of thirty, Panasonic at the age of forty and Lenovo at the age of fifty.

18, every time I see you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

19, not afraid to hit you, but afraid of getting your hands dirty.

20. You are a typical breaker.

2 1. Look at you. You are well-proportioned, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals.

Don't look at me like that, I'm afraid of getting pink eye.

23. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!

24. You are smart and know you are a person.

25. Your appearance is really creative. Please don't arm yourself with cleverness, you will be acclimatized.

26. There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

27. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament and mind of a pig.

28. The length of your lower body should be the same as the height of your nose. It is estimated that you secrete too little androgen and too much estrogen. I said, why do you think you are particularly suitable for being a father-in-law? It turned out that female hormones played a role!

29. Throw you into a black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself.

30. Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain.

3 1, I don't talk to people who are sexually incompetent.