Graduation humorous remarks

1. On the day of graduation, I thought I left hell, but actually I left heaven.

2. It only takes three seconds to take a graduation photo, but it lasts three years.

3. Many years later, we called this summer that summer, but that summer, we laughed beautifully and brilliantly.

4. Your alma mater is that place where you scold it eight times a day but don’t allow others to scold it.

5. I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

6. The next summer, the classroom was full of people again, but unfortunately it was no longer us.

7. At that time, the sky was always blue, and the days always passed too slowly. You always said that graduation was far away, and everyone went their separate ways in the blink of an eye.

8. The real graduation is not leaving that school, but the dispersing of that group of people.

9. "Ah, Mom, I'm going to be late. Why didn't you wake me up?" "But, you have already graduated."

10. The school is like a school gate When you get on the bus, you go and come back again, that is the beginning of another semester; when you get on the bus, you go and don’t come back, you have graduated.

11. There is a kind of beauty called youth, and there is a kind of farewell called graduation.

12. After graduation, all the boys in the class said to the girls: No matter whose woman you are in the future, you will always be our girls.

13. Where has the time gone? If we don’t express our feelings, we will graduate.

14. I am not afraid of the high school entrance examination, I am not afraid of the mountains of homework, I am not afraid of graduation, I am only afraid of separation.

15. “Since you don’t want to be together, then why did you take a photo with me in the first place?” “I’m warning you again! Can you please not use your graduation photo as an excuse!”

16 . Later, we all went to different places, but we often talked about each other with others.

17. “Why do you wear such ugly school uniforms every day?” “Because we don’t have much time to wear this uniform.”

18. Let’s say goodbye to the school , but did not say goodbye to youth.

19. On the day of graduation, I must buy a white shirt and write the names of everyone in my class.

20. The departure of the leaves is due to the passion of the wind or the unwillingness of the trees; the departure of you and me from school is due to the urging of life or the persistence of youth.

21. After graduation, you no longer have to skip classes because there are no more classes.

22. After graduation, I discovered that being a student is the best career.

23. "Should school uniforms be thrown away?" "No" "Why" "Too expensive" "How expensive" "Three years of youth"

24. The weather is good today, tomorrow If there is no class, there will be no class in the future.

25. What is your alma mater? When you first come here, you want to leave early, but when you really want to leave, you eagerly hope to stay for a day or two longer.

26. After graduation, those people and things that I once didn’t care about are so precious now.

27. We all fall in love with school when we are about to graduate, and we all want to start well when it is almost over!

28. After graduation, Even the opportunity to peek at you is gone.

29. "What are you doing" "Practice laughing" "Why" "Because I don't want to cry on graduation day"

30. Several people use the same key to open the same door. Several people said goodbye to the empty dormitory with the same look.