Interesting, talking about phrases

Funny, talk about the choice of phrases

Honey, you are so humorous now. Hold someone and say you love me. Funny, say a selected phrase to share with you. I hope you like them.

1. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

It's no use discharging to me, I don't have caller ID.

If my future husband talks back to my mother, I will divorce him.

The poor commit suicide with cliffs, and the rich play bungee jumping with cliffs.

I want to give you a super cute New Year gift, but the TM courier won't let me drill the box. . .

6. I have been under great pressure recently, and eating Wangwang ice cream is more uncomfortable than others.

7. I have always had a dream of saving the world. Later, I chatted with the world and the world ignored me.

8. I used to worry about not having enough to eat, but now I am worried that I can't eat.

9.？ I like you, and you like me, okay?

10. It is said that beauty matches the beast, but I really can't find a girlfriend, so I have to be a beast.

1 1. When I talk to you, you should take a good look at the barrage in my head, because it is full of love stories.

12. When I get rich, I will donate all the men in the world to charity.

13. You must endure hunger and think.

14. She said that she was not drunk, but staggered and shed tears. You said you loved her very much, but you didn't give her a home.

15. I love you forever today, and I love him and him anywhere tomorrow.

16. Honey, you are so humorous now. Hold someone and say you love me.

17. As a girl, I cleverly avoided all the details that moved men. It is not easy to think about it.

18. I warn you not to make me angry. I am angry and even afraid of myself.

19. I don't know why I always have insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

20. I fantasize about a windfall coming at me every day. Better knock me out.

Funny, tell me about the phrase excerpt 1. Don't mess with me, or I'll get angry and sit down with you as a specimen.

Touch your heart and tell it not to be forced if you don't love it.

It's not that I want to say that I am particularly handsome, but that if I don't say it, you will call me hypocritical.

Damn it, you can run fast if you say flat chest again. Just try it.

Don't be too self-righteous, you are just an ordinary person, not a god.

Finally, I failed to shed a tear to commemorate our love.

7. Tell you that I like that you won't lose a piece of meat, but I just dare not.

8. In those days when no one appreciates you, you should learn to appreciate yourself.

9. Don't play with people who have no love. Everything in front of them is empty.

10. "If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely start again next semester."

1 1. Lovely Santa Claus, I don't want sugar, I don't want chocolate, I don't want new clothes. Please put my lover in my big socks on Christmas Eve, and be careful that your head is outside. Thank you.

12. Suddenly I feel that he is the only one in my life.

13. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby mosquitoes, kill them slowly.

14. You say that I am like a dog's tail flower, but in fact you are like a pitcher plant!

15. I believe you won't leave me when you come. You go, I'll pretend you haven't been here.

Funny, talk about phrases and appreciate 1. I want to turn into thick chocolate to wrap your broken hazelnut heart, so that we can become complete and delicious. ?

2. You should know that all weekends that don't aim at sleeping are hooligans!

I like you, I must like you, but I like myself best.

4. Make a small steamed stuffed bun with your favorite stuffing in winter.

The furthest distance between us is not the distance between two places, but the mutual understanding.

6. Today, I listened to a song that you have been singing all your life, Time in Shui Mu, and then I cried.

Even if you are already taken, I will try to use flowers instead of trees.

I saw a fight between a pig and a cow today. The pig bit the cow. The pig died.

9. I find that you are a frog in the well, or you haven't even reached the well.

10.？ Love or not, give me a one-word answer? Do not love? Are you not good at math? Do it again?

1 1. Sometimes I feel unreasonable, and less than half the people in the world doubt that they like me.

12. What happened to my wonderful flower? At least it's slutty and radiant Oh, not Frank.

13. Don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

14. The woman who makes me cry, I will definitely make her nosebleed with pain.

15. In fact, you don't have to worry about the difficulty of the exam. The speed of doing it is not a problem.

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