Say a simple midnight snack humor

A simple midnight snack humor is as follows:

1. Why do experts recommend eating seven minutes full for dinner? Because the other three points will be used for midnight snack.

2, a person can eat and drink well, even if it is 520. You can't finish your supper alone. If you eat alone, you will be lonely without you.

Call me when you go out for dinner, call me when you go shopping for leisure, call me when you visit the supermarket park, call me when you see a movie, and call me when you have milk tea.

No matter how hungry I was at night, I never dared to eat instant noodles and drink soda alone after midnight snack. I'd rather be hungry until my stomach hurts, because seeing all the memories, it's really miserable to eat instant noodles alone.

5, staying up late for more than half, I feel that a person has survived loneliness, but I can't help thinking about a person. I will cry in the middle of the night and feel that I am really romantic and redundant!

6. If you can't find someone, don't always complain about others. Think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are so good that no one deserves you.

7. The skin baked on the stove is burnt, and the sweet chestnuts inside will always appear as a special food for Koreans to stay up late.

8. Eat supper alone, watch your mobile phone at will, and think about those who have eaten supper together and slept together. This feeling is probably the impermanence of life.

9. I had dinner again because I was really hungry. Obviously, I will still be hungry after dinner. I ate instant noodles guiltily. I'm growing up. It doesn't matter.

10, I am the kind of person who can't get fat no matter how much I eat. I want to gain weight and eat midnight snack, so that I can get fat enough!