Elegant yellow verse

The poem about yellow terminal is 1. How does a good poem become a yellow terminal?

Everyone is familiar with the original poem: Min Nong hoes crops at noon every day,

Sweat dripped on the ground.

Who reads Chinese food,

Every single grain is the fruit of hard work.

Now it's like this:

The female white-collar worker in the office asked her male colleague to tell a short and meaningful yellow joke. The man thought for a moment and said eight words: "I am weeding, you are at noon!" " "Look at the Lushan Waterfall, the sunshine incense burner gives off purple smoke.

Looking at the waterfall hanging in front of Sichuan.

Flying down from 3,000 feet,

It's been nine days since I suspected that the Milky Way had set.

Now it's like this:

Do you know who Yanzi's mother is? The answer is: Zhao.

Who can tell me who was the first person to adapt these poems into this way? It's time to fight!

2. How did the ancients write yellow jokes with poems?

In fact, it is very implicit to write that two people love each other in the Tang Dynasty. This is what they wrote ~ ~ ~

Flowers and non-flowers

Author: (Tang) Bai Juyi

Say it's flowers, not flowers, say it's fog? Not fog. It came in the middle of the night and left at dawn. Come like a spring dream? When they leave, they are like clouds in the morning.

Say it's flowers, not flowers, say it's fog? Not fog. It came in the middle of the night and left at dawn. Come like a spring dream? When they leave, they are like clouds in the morning.

It became like this in the Song Dynasty ~ ~ ~

Linjiangxian

Author: (Song) Zhao Changqing

The tender greenhouse is infinitely good, and the east wind makes spring. A hundred years of laughter and wine respect the same. Sheng blew chicken talk, and his skirt was dyed pomegranate red.

And live in the depths of the five clouds, embroidered and leisurely. How to get out of the cage? Penglai has few people, and it is difficult to be poor.

In the Yuan Dynasty, the painting style was a bit strange and a bit open, and it became like this ~ ~ ~

Romance of the West Chamber

Author: (Yuan) Wang Shifu

HongLing cuddled in her arms under the quilt and on the ivory bed. Couples sleep, take off their clothes and spit candy on their tongues. Tell my brother to play slowly and don't wake my mother. Koichiro, handsome, elder sister, good for you.

In the curtain, put on embroidered shoes, and bold Joe grabbed it. The button is loose, (too yellow to show) the waist, and the quarrel will take off. You picked this flower. Don't flirt in front of others. Handsome and versatile, don't tell anyone.

Bed side, pillow side, gently stir up the little golden lotus. My body moved, my ass hit, and I was in a coma. Tell my brother to play slowly and wait for my sister to pass. At that time, half a time, provoked the amusement.

Two strong feelings, fighting in the account of selling gold, suddenly the light of the soul disappeared, and I surfed the waves with you and exchanged sweat, tears were like beads, and the pillow fell over there. When the dark clouds cleared, the rain disappeared in an instant, and the tip of the tongue was as cold as ice (too yellow to show). Hold your heart with your hands, alas, it seems that you can't sleep and your eyes are hazy. Honey, hey, one is dizzy and the other is asthmatic. My heart brother has a backache, and my little sister (too yellow data does not show) is sour.

3. What are the swearing sentences?

She brushed the strings, slowly twisted, swept and plucked.

The old lady didn't sweep the flower path for the guests. Today, it's only for you. Chai Men hasn't opened it for you yet, but it will open it for you today. Hello, this is my wife.

Beauty plays the flute, youth is like jade, and sword is like a rainbow. Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.

Demon Ji's eyes are like flower dew, and Yushu flows into the backyard. Red tent In the spring night, the lust is burning and the fireworks are brilliant. In a blink of an eye, it began to rain and the spring shirt was wet. Who used strong feelings to weave a dream in my account, build a cage, get drunk with you, stay in the spring breeze for a month, and sit alone in the study as a wife? This matter is not mentioned to outsiders. If you change your left hand to your right hand, it's like divorcing your wife and remarriing, with blurred eyes and crisp bones, and your children and grandchildren landing.

What do netizens mean by "pollution"? Nowadays, filth means very yellow and violence. At first, Yu Qingfei's video about pornographic jokes was discovered, and then Yu Qingfei was named "the king of filth in Taiwan Province Province", and the word "filth" began to spread. What are the dirty jokes? (1) I heard some girls say that 13 cm can't stand it, it will hurt! Others say 9 cm is too long.

But today, I met a female man, who even said that 5 cm was not enough, and walking was awkward and painful. But I think many women in the video enjoy it at 20 cm.

How different people are! The same woman, wearing high heels, is totally different.

(2) Female: "I'm really sorry, I always speak ill in front of the person I like, and I hesitate ..." Male: "Nothing, I just like you ... swallowing ... spitting." (3) Playing table tennis in the afternoon, I couldn't hold back, and my strength increased. A board suddenly hit the ball on the chest of the female PE teacher behind me ... I was so scared that I quickly gasped for her twice.

4. What are the swearing sentences?

She brushed the strings, slowly twisted, swept and plucked.

The old lady didn't sweep the flower path for the guests. Today, it's only for you. Chai Men hasn't opened it for you yet, but it will open it for you today.

Hello, this is my wife.

Beauty plays the flute, youth is like jade, and sword is like a rainbow.

Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.

Demon Ji's eyes are like flower dew, and Yushu flows into the backyard.

Li Hongzhang's Spring Night Plum

Making love, touching, fireworks and bright blinking.

Wet spring clothes in drizzle

Who took advantage of strong feelings and circled me in the account?

Weave dreams and build cages.

Get drunk with you and spend the spring breeze.

Sitting alone in the study as a wife, this matter is not mentioned to outsiders. If you change your left hand to your right hand, it's like getting divorced and marrying a wife. One joy after another, eyes blurred and bones crisp, drops fell to the ground, children and grandchildren turned into mud.

1. What do netizens mean by "pollution" now?

Nowadays, filth means very yellow and violence. At first, Yu Qingfei's video about pornographic jokes was discovered, and then Yu Qingfei was named "the king of filth in Taiwan Province Province", and the word "filth" began to spread.

2. What are the dirty jokes?

(1) I heard some girls say that 13 cm can't stand it, it will hurt! Others say 9 cm is too long. But today, I met a female man, who even said that 5 cm was not enough, and walking was awkward and painful. But I think many women in the video enjoy it at 20 cm. . How different people are! The same woman, wearing high heels, is totally different. .

(2) Female: "I'm really sorry, I always speak ill in front of the person I like, and I hesitate ..."

Man: "Nothing, I just like you ... swallowing ... spitting."

(3) Playing table tennis in the afternoon, I couldn't hold back, and my strength increased. A board suddenly hit the ball on the chest of the female PE teacher behind me ... I was so scared that I quickly gasped for her twice.

There is a poem in the paragraph describing the Yellow River.

Poems about the Yellow River (Praise the Yellow River) The desert is lonely and straight, and the long river sets the yen.

-Wang Wei's poem "To the Frontier Fortress" is about the Yellow River. Daquan Jun did not see how the water of the Yellow River moved out of heaven and ran into the sea, never to return. -Li Bai's "Into the Wine" The Yellow River's poetry and mountains cover the day, and the ocean drains the golden river.

-Wang Zhihuan's poem "In the Lodge of the Heron" is about the Yellow River, and the Yellow River has nine waves and sands, and the waves and winds blow from the horizon. Since you are from the sky, and now you seem to fly directly to the Milky Way, please take me to the sky, gather in the Milky Way, and go to the home of Cowherd and Weaver Girl together.

Yellow River Poems Climb Watergate Building. When I saw my late friend Zhang zhen, I expected Yellow River poems. Because I was attracted by my friend's southeast beauty Cui Shu, I heard about it. People die with the river, but books stay in the wall.

Stefanie is so secluded that Xie Gong came from afar. At the beginning of the breeze, I sing praises, and in my spare time, I care.

Time and words are ancient, and traces will be silent. Always lonely, empty to see the Yellow River.

Exile will be very late, and the sad thing is already autumn. I dared not ask, so I went boating with tears in my eyes.

The river in the poem Crossing the Yellow River is turbulent and turbid. The soup can't be ling.

It's hard to make a list. Matsuzaka won the game.

The empty court suppresses the old wood. The wilderness is over.

Don't beat people's footsteps. But it is exciting to see a fox and a rabbit.

Send a message that the river is old. This water is not clear.

The Yellow River began to sink from a little-known mound on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, stretching the yellowed water, burying the rough stone tools of ancestors and the whimper of the Yellow Emperor into crying, and expanding the strange yellow carpet of life along the Bohai Bay to the Dragon Palace. One day, Donghai Dragon will walk on the carpet with the beautiful dragon lady, and come to the old moon with the magnificent "The Ballad of the Boatman" to drink a cup of cold moonlight and wine, so that the relatives with yellow skin and black hair can describe the poem of Yellow River 1. The mountains cover the day, and the sea drains the golden river 2. How the Yellow River water gets out of heaven is gone forever. 3. The Yellow River comes to Kunlun in the west, roaring Wan Li and touching Longmen. 4. The Yellow River falls into the East China Sea, and Wan Li writes it in his arms. 5. Xiyue is magnificent, and the Yellow River is like silk. The Yellow River is far away from the white clouds, it is an isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain. 7. The Yellow River winds in the sand of Wan Li, and waves sweep from the horizon. 8. The Wan Li of the Yellow River touches the mountain, and the vortex hub turns to Qin Mine. Wind and waves swept from Tianya 10. I will cross the Yellow River, but the ice choked the ferry, and the Taihang Mountain was covered with snow 1 1. Three-foot carp originally came from Mengjinju 12 Yellow River. This is a folk song describing the Yellow River: the Yellow River is rolling and the waves are turning, and the cowhide raft is a ship of the Yellow River with nine twists and eighteen bays. Ningxia got up and went to Tongguan, and Wan Li scenery. Also count the gold and silver mountain Xintianyou at Qiaokou: Do you know the Yellow River boatman Song? There are dozens of boats in dozens of bays. Dozens of boats, dozens of poles? Dozens of rich people came to move the boat. I know there are 99 bays on the Yellow River in the world. In 99 bays, there are 99 boats, 99 boats, 99 poles and 99 ferrymen to move these boats.

The Yellow River sleeps at night [Ming] The Yellow River is bright at night, and the cold sand is like a battlefield. Using the sound of water, Ye Ping deserted.

Wu is difficult to reach, Yantai Road is very long. A person is a guest for a long time.

Crossing the Yellow River [Ming] Xie Zhen Road leads to Daliangcheng, and the river closes to open Xiaoqing. The sun turns over the dragon cave, and the wind sweeps the geese flat.

Relying on the sword to do things, Zhang Fan walked very fast. I don't know where it is, singing outside the air.

After crossing the Yellow River (Ming Dynasty), we set sail in front of Qingkougang, Li Dongyang, and the water in the east of Changhuai River is like a string. I hurried across the river with two oars, and the wind blew to the beach overnight.

Waves and sand from the Wan Li of the Yellow River swept from the horizon. Since you are from the sky, and now you seem to fly directly to the Milky Way, please take me to the sky, gather in the Milky Way, and go to the home of Cowherd and Weaver Girl together.

The Yellow River falls into the East China Sea, and Wan Li writes it in his mind. (To Pei XIV) Wang Zhihuan said: The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, and it is an isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain.

Why use the elegy of willow to complain about the delay of spring, old Yumenguan, a spring breeze is not blowing! (Liangzhou Ci) The mountains cover the daytime, while the ocean drains the golden river.

By going up one flight of stairs looked thousands of miles away (Heron House), and Wang Weiyou said in a poem: The desert is lonely and straight, and the long river sets the yen.

(Catch up with the traffic jam) "The ferryman's horn roared, and the boatman pulled the fiber and sank step by step. Carrying thousands of pieces of cloth, the boatman will not cover himself with rags.

Carrying thousands of tons of grain, the boatman can only chew bran buns. Warlord bosses get rich, but Yellow River boatmen are poor. "

"Yi Long out of kunlun, shaking his head through three. The roar shook the mountains and drove the boat in the stormy waves. "

"Three gas zhou yu in jiangdong, zhuge liang will sacrifice to the east wind. Three sacrifices to the east wind burned millions of soldiers in Cao Ying. "

Every year, after the defenders defend Huang Jinhe, hand knives waving whips keep ringing day and night. (Liu Tang Zhong Yong, Complaining about People) The Yellow River flows eastward, and the white sun sets in the west.

(Tang Li Bai's "Ancient Style") The balcony is separated by Chu water, and spring grass gives birth to the Yellow River. (Don Li Bai's Farewell) The Haixi Army on the north bank of the Yellow River is full of gongs and drums.

(Tang Du Fu's "Yellow River") Send Kunlun five-color flow, and a yellow turbidity penetrates Zhongzhou. Wang Changling's "Wang Jing Shi in a Hundred Flowers Garden", when the Yellow River gushes.

In the poor autumn, there are no pedestrians in the wilderness, and the horse head comes from the east to know who it is. ""The crossing of the Yellow River is a matter of concern, and Cornus officinalis has been away from home for a few days. "Sadula, a poet of the Yuan Dynasty, wrote Crossing the Ancient Yellow River Dike:" There was a Yellow River flow in ancient times, but there is cultivated land today.

All roads are flexible, and the sea turns to dust. Yellow River Poetry Complete Works of Yellow River Poetry (Praise the Yellow River) The desert is lonely and straight, and the long river sets the yen.

-Wang Wei's poem "To the Frontier Fortress" is about the Yellow River. Daquan Jun did not see how the water of the Yellow River moved out of heaven and ran into the sea, never to return. -Li Bai's "Into the Wine" The Yellow River's poetry and mountains cover the day, and the ocean drains the golden river.

-Wang Zhihuan is at the Heron Villa.

6. What is the next sentence in the yellow paragraph of weeding in the afternoon?

Sweat dripped on the ground.

Pinyin of "The Chu River is My Day": Farmers hoe the ground in the sun at noon: weeding with hoes (related to hoes). Source: There is a poem "Compassion for Peasants" by the Tang Dynasty poet Shen Li: A millet is planted in spring and 10,000 seeds are harvested in autumn.

There is no waste of heaven and earth, and the toiling peasants are still starving to death. At noon in summer, the sun is very hot, farmers are still working, and beads are dripping into the soil.

Who would have thought that our bowl of rice and grain are full of the blood and sweat of farmers? As long as a seed is sown in spring, a lot of food can be harvested in autumn. In all parts of the world, no field is uncultivated and uncultivated, and hard-working farmers will still starve to death.

At noon in midsummer, when the sun was shining, farmers were still working and sweat dripped into the soil. Who would have thought that the rice in our bowl was full of the blood and sweat of farmers? Appreciation: "If you plant a millet in spring, you will reap 10,000 seeds in autumn". The scene of spring planting and autumn harvest is probably familiar to everyone, but it is often difficult for poets to get in touch with society and class and think about some problems.

The poet thought of it. However, he saw the cruel reality that "farmers are still starving to death" from the harvest scene of Tianxia. This dial is surprisingly eye-catching and naturally left a deep impression on people.

Another example is "Chinese food on a plate", which people touch every day and eat at every meal. However, no one thought of linking this grain with the sweat of farmers under the scorching sun. The poet observed it keenly and condensed it into a poem "Every grain is hard".

This enlightens people, makes them think about the truth, and makes those who do not know how to cherish food deeply educated. Background: According to the records of Fan Gang's Yunxi Friendship in Tang Dynasty and Lu Shu's Weichuan in the old Tang Dynasty, it can be roughly inferred that this group of poems was written by Shen Li in the fifteenth year of Zhenyuan in Tang Dezong (799).

It profoundly reflected the living conditions of farmers in feudal China. The first poem vividly depicts the fruitful scenes everywhere, highlighting the realistic problem that farmers have worked hard to get a bumper harvest but starved to death empty-handed.