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Talk about the earthquake in a circle of friends

The written record of the earthquake in the circle of friends is as follows:

1. It's been some time since the earthquake, but the sadness of an earthquake and the thinking of disaster should be endless. Aftershocks are like playing mahjong. If there is no movement for a long time, it must be big. 3. Chengdu people watch aftershocks, just like a girl with her first lover, afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around! 4. Before: a cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, chatting on QQ for a day; Now: no tea, no smoking, set up a bottle and stare at it for a day! 6. Experts can sleep naked without screaming. Toads can bark, but experts can't. Be sure to be fully armed and ready to escape.

Be sure to sell the extra house. I didn't know until the earthquake came. It turns out that real estate can move, and it's scary to move. When China observed three days' silence for this matter, when China lowered the flag at half mast, and when China sounded the alarm for this moment, at this moment, China filled the world.