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50 alternative and fun signatures

A selection of 50 alternative and fun autographs

1. Being young means struggling with yourself over and over again

2. I don’t mind if you don’t love me, but I'm a little unhappy if you are teasing me

3. No matter how sure you are, I will only give you one chance to choose

4. Find friends when you are lonely. Find a best friend when you are lonely, life is the most exciting when you are alone

5. When everyone leaves you, have you ever thought that it is all because you are too selfish

6 , If you were given a choice, either stay or go back

7. It’s not that you don’t give up. If you give up, can I still live?

8. The most brilliant but yet Is there anything else that is most unbearable besides youth?

9. I am a man, but there will still be people who love me. What can you do to me?

10. Let you know who I am With all the news, you’d be surprised if I don’t bore you to death

11. Don’t put so much pressure on yourself and start living a peaceful life from now on

12. Every time you take an exam I always comfort myself like this: participation is important

13. You can pack up your decadent emotions, pack up your love and get out

14. Someone is destined to be a virus in you. Someone is destined to be your sneeze

15. No matter who is in your heart, I will love you without hesitation

16. If the teacher hadn’t said not to swear, I would have said Nothing you scolded is wrong

17. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, so nothing is reliable; if you have nothing to do in your free time, it’s better to play Landlord

18. I am willing to do all that Everything, in exchange for you disappearing from my eyes

19. I will not let you down, as long as you can be content with the status quo

20. The relationship between men and women is always A little ambiguity first can lead to love

21. Sister is a strong person, I am afraid only you will believe it

22. Doing something regardless of the consequences, only to do it afterwards I found out that this is not my style

23. No matter how smooth your life is, you can touch my sister and give it a try

24. You said that after being young and frivolous, you will become Marry me; I want to say, can you survive it?

25. People will always make mistakes, how can you grow if you don’t make mistakes

26. Living is painful Yes, how do you know you are alive if it doesn’t hurt

27. If you can’t accept my bad temper, you are not qualified to accept my dedication

28. Since the past has I can't go back, so I will start from scratch to compile my own idol drama

29. I'll see how long you can tolerate my unreasonable behavior

30. I want you to regret what you have done You have to pay for them

31. Sister is a rare product made in China and will never be sold cheaply. Your money can only be used to buy wild flowers

32. Maybe you are just It’s just talk, but please remember this girl

33. Teacher, there are too many handsome guys and beauties in our class, I have no intention of studying

34. The girl embarked on On the journey, I met a noble person, and I thought about my lover in my dream

35. You can’t even see me when I’m so close to you, are you blind?

36. Waiting for you infatuatedly I think you will regret it sooner or later

37. This cruel love is not betrayal, but the deepest indifference of love

38. Rather Be a man among men, and don’t play with your brains among women

39. The more you like someone, the less you know how to express your feelings to him

40. I even My emotions cannot infect you, so I remain silent

41. It does not mean that love will come when meeting you, nor does it mean that you will be warm by trying to get close to the sun

42. I use I care about you in all the ways you don’t know, and I bless you silently

43. I don’t like things in fairy tales

Ending, but I like you very much

44. My mood originally only depends on myself, but I changed because of you

45. Girl, since I don’t belong to you, then leave without hesitation

46. When I can leave, I will tell you not to let myself be so sentimental.

47. If one day I give up, please remember that I also cared.

48. Listen more to your enemies, they can help you recognize the friends around you

49. Missing you will increase little by little over time, I am afraid that I will never forget it in this life.

50. It is because my feelings for you and others do not hurt that I will love you. Alternative signature

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1. Time will tell What does aging mean to you? Memories will tell you what childishness means.

2. There is no need to praise my sister for her beauty. I can’t believe your mouth.

3. I know you have a brother (breasts), who is this? Everybody can see it

4. Being low-key is the best way to show off

5. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love

6. If you want to understand Me, you have to study the weather first

7. No joke, brothers are not brothers

8. The chance of meeting true love is smaller than the chance of meeting a ghost

9. Don’t say I have changed, this is all thanks to you

10. If love is not crazy enough, then it is not love, it can only be Engage in underground love

11. Even if you are sad, you must smile and say, your uncle

12. Talking to you is just a joke

13. Gains are destroyed, losses are regretted

14. I am a selfish person and like to share my sorrow with others

15. Being led astray by happiness , I gave up resistance and was willing to admit defeat

16. There is no value or not, only willingness or not

17. Bull B is used to describe you, others are bullish and unwilling

18. Maybe I’m hateful, but I really don’t want to get ahead of myself

19. When the boss comes, we are also a group of good employees

20. Yes When you have money, you spend money; when you have no money, you worship God

21. Don’t worry, actually I am not a good person either

22. I don’t want to die. To put it nicely, it means cherishing life, but to put it badly, it means being greedy for life and afraid of death

23. When we gain weight, don’t forget that we were once thin

24. Love is Like clothes, they shrink after being washed

25. If you can be meticulous with me, I will be naked with you

26. Men always say one thing and do another. Wear a condom at the critical moment

27. The first line: envy, jealousy and hatred, the second line: emptiness, loneliness and coldness, the horizontal line: numbing me to be single

28. You made a mistake and became eternal hatred. Looking back at the millions of sons and daughters

29. A girl’s sincerity is valuable, but a young woman’s price is higher. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away

30. Men always want to maintain such a relationship. Create a perfect situation: eat the food cooked by your original wife, sleep on the bed where the mistress sleeps

31. If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp

32. Can’t find it everywhere , I still lament the small waist back then.

I have so much spare time to hate, and I am covered with colorful flowers

33. I have searched for her thousands of times in the crowd, and I have stepped on the ground, and suddenly I look back and look around, there are countless aunts and aunts

34. Every time I collect the New Year's money, I I was pushed back and forth, and I was really afraid of being taken back

35. How does it feel to have your New Year’s money taken away by your parents every time?

36. Whenever school starts, you will say The same sentence I must study hard this semester

37. A straight bang has broken the hearts of many ignorant girls, and they can’t let go or tie it up

38. I finally found it The road to success is just that the intersection is under construction

39. Although I cannot be the descendant of a rich man, I must be the ancestor of a rich man

40. I once had a relationship with a People passed each other, sparks flew, and bricks almost moved

41. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible and you are online, but you are online and I am invisible

42. The son asked his father: What should I do if I meet a pervert? My father said to touch one and run away

43. Tears in the eyes cannot drown a fish

44. All jobs that are not for salary are just dawdling

45. Cats know the heart of mice best

46. When talking about love, look at the money in your pocket before talking

47. You say I am a playboy, what do you know about me? Shi Duoqing

48. When I call you a beauty, it is because the person who borrowed you is using this word as a metaphor

49. Has your handsome boyfriend, who is in name only, treated you well?

50. You don’t need money in life, what matters is the path you take in life. Alternative personalized signature

1. Can you let me die for a while and see who cares about me? .

2. I was playing mobile phones with my deskmate in class. My deskmate suddenly said that there was murderous intent behind my back. I quickly looked up and saw that the teacher was no longer on the podium.

3. If nothing else happens, we will not contact you again.

4. If you give me a love, I will really stand here and be reluctant to leave.

5. If love has passed away. Then what excuse do I have to stay?

6. When a man says sorry to a woman, the woman will completely lose.

7. There are many irreparable things, such as feelings for a person.

8. If you want to blame, blame yourself. You have the ability to like others, but you have no ability to make others like you.

9. Don’t show your wounds to others easily, because what others see is the fun, but you are the one who suffers.

10. To get a wife, you should marry Xiao Shao, to make friends, you should marry Ling Hu Chong, as a man, it is best to marry Qiao Feng, and to hang out, you should marry Wei Xiaobao.

11. Throw the pen away, and go surf the Internet if it is positive; sleep if it is negative, and do your homework when you stand up.

12. The dialogue that was too late to be spoken dissipated in an incomplete future.

13. How often do you pretend you don’t want something because you can’t get it?

14. When forgetfulness becomes another kind of beginning and memories fade away, the pain becomes the most real.

15. I just miss the past, but I have forgotten that we are no longer who we used to be.

16. No matter how happy you are, you will still have worries; no matter how unlucky you are, you will still be lucky. Happiness is all around you, as long as you feel it with your heart, it will be there.

17. Letting go is also happiness. I will remember the pursuits I have had.

18. Is there anyone who misses someone who is far away like me?

19. One day in a certain year and a certain month, I met the weakest tenderness of the starry sky. After that, my heart was like the bright moon, thinking about it day and night!

20. Love is like wind pouring into memories, pain is blown away, and love catches a cold without knowing it.

21. I am a lucky child. I will shine brightly if I am given some sunshine. I will forget the pain when my scars are healed.

22. The mountain cannon is what you are, but you are more decent than the mountain cannon.

23. Injured again and again, stood up again and again, always over and over again.

24. Give me a beautiful photo of you to ward off evil spirits when you go home.

25. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. When I see you, I feel more confused than visiting a grave.

26. Without tears, the heart is a dry lake.

27. If the money is not enough, sell the monitor.

28. You said that one day I don’t want you anymore, and you will never marry for the rest of your life, which makes me feel guilty.

29. The trouble in life is: it’s time for an exam, others are reviewing, but I’m previewing.

30. Thank you for accompanying me through that period. It was neither long nor short but hard to remember.

31. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

32. The human body is like making a phone call. Either you hang up, or I hang up!

33. When the weather clears up, maybe I will love you again.

34. There was a power outage. I called my brother to complain about the lack of Internet access. He said gracefully: All I need to do is surf the Internet and watch TV.

35. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: Handsome or not, whatever you look like!

36. Don’t use a person’s past to doubt a person’s essence.

37. Who can cry when the fireworks are over and stare at them as if they are hurt? The prosperity is gone but only a dream. Farewell to the past, the warm fragrance of flowers continues, and the poems of Xu Zhu, the ink path, are more direct.

38. If people can let go. Does it look happier?

39. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope.

40. The first person a woman thinks of when she is drunk is the person who hurts her the most.

41. I heard that the person you can still see when you close your eyes is the person you love the most.

42. Perhaps, isolation from the world is the best way for me to protect myself.

43. No matter how far apart we are, our hearts are always together.

44. When I recalled it at the end, I found that I had nothing.

45. What are friends like? What are besties like? What is a man like? It means that your friends know that your best friend is with your man but don't tell you.

46. When teasing girls while studying, do they all like to pull their pigtails?

47. Children in long-distance relationships are waiting for someone or a certain mood.

48. When I ask you what’s wrong, it’s not just to hear you casually say it’s okay.

49. When you give your heart away, you should know that it is impossible to get it back unscathed.

50. When did you sing that incomplete melody vividly?

51. I really hate girls who complain that they are tired after walking only two steps, so they are not choosing Lin Daiyu, right?

52. If you are stubborn and want to get everything you want, only you know the price you have to pay.

53. If it were not for one person, who would be willing to defend a city.

54. If I die one day, will you be too busy to take a last look at me?

55. If I have never met, can I retain the person who has always been protecting me?

56. Men are responsible for hunting and women are responsible for building nests. It is the man who is responsible for conquering the world and cannot increase the mental burden on his wife.

57. Maybe it won’t be long before I forget that I loved you so much.

58. Only when time is wasted by love can it be considered a kind of romance.

59. Life is sometimes like a parabola. When it comes down, there is no way at all.

60. Life is sometimes like a river. It flows wildly and flows thousands of miles. What a pleasure!

61. I want to change my name, change my appearance, and love you again.

62. Let me be willful for once. No matter what the outcome is, the bargaining chip I have is you.

63. Instead of dying for someone who doesn’t love you, it’s better to live well for someone who loves you.

64. There is no vow of immortality, no unchanging promise, embark on the journey and never look back.

65. Every story begins with a strong rose but ends with a bleak pain.

66. The promise he gave is a lie, and the promise I gave will never be seen.

67. Grass! I took the test for 2 hours and finally forgot to write my name.

68. If you love, love boldly; if you don’t love, don’t say love.

69. If I don’t hit you, you really don’t know that I am both civil and military.

70. Is there anyone like me? He is not your lover, but he can affect your mood.

71. Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes. To be honest, I just like wearing my brothers’ clothes.

72. You are like the sunshine between your fingers, warm and beautiful, but you can never be caught.

73. It’s not that I want to be lonely, it’s just that loneliness has taken a liking to me.

74. Girls, you should get used to living alone, smiling alone, sad and lost alone.

75. Even those shooting stars are just for a moment, so are yours?

76. Love requires ability, and that ability is to make the person you love love you.

77. You are obviously not a stranger, but you pretend to be stranger than a stranger.

78. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

79. As far as your heart goes, you can go as far as you want. Be a warm person, smile lightly, and love gently.

80. If you know my difficulties, why are you not touched at all?

81. Every time I see your message to me, I want to hug you! I want us to be happy forever!

82. It is fate for women to be mean, and it is natural for men to flirt.

83. Life is always ups and downs, so don’t complain about anything. No matter how happy you are, you will still have worries; no matter how unlucky you are, you will still be lucky.

84. Patience is the abbreviation of perseverance and ability; knowledge is the summary of hard study and diligent questioning.

85. Do you frequently enter his space, but delete your access records in the friend show?

86. Men should put their career first, and love should be based on the economy. qq alternative personality signature

1. Let the sadness last until the last moment. Maybe the world will change after dawn?

2. Love is like two people holding a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who is unwilling to let go!

3. People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

4. I have been sad and shed tears, and I have been heartbroken. This is the price of two.

5. Although I am not in the world, there is a legend about me in the world.

6. Under the light, her eyes were a little hazy.

7. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look higher, you are appreciative; if you look lower, you are a gangster.

8. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try several times on surrounding trees.

9. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have human thoughts. If a pig had human thoughts, it would no longer be a pig but Bajie!

10. When men have no money, they hate women for being tacky; when they have money, they hate women for being tacky.

11. No matter how awesome you are, why can’t Baidu search for you?

12. What is more precious than gold is integrity; what is broader than the sea is tolerance; what is more noble than mountains is morality.

13. If marriage is the tomb of love, then I hope someone will bury me.

14. Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

15. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

16. If you want to succeed, you should use perseverance as your good friend, experience as your counselor, prudence as your brother, and hope as your sentinel.

17. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive.

18. Mature people don’t ask about the past, smart people don’t ask about the present, and open-minded people don’t ask about the future.

19. I would like to lend a pair of ears and let them tell you what is in my heart.

20. If you are incompetent, you will watch others show off, but if you are capable, you will show off to others.

21. Whenever you are on the phone, please smile when you pick up the phone, because the other party can feel it.

22. Sleeping is for working hard, and working is for sleeping.

23. Those with wings are not necessarily angels. My mother said they are birdmen.

24. A quick glance at you will tell you that you are not very good, but a closer look at you is worse than a sharp look at you.

25. In fact, our love withered in autumn.

26. For men, the upper body is cultivation and the lower body is essence; for women, the upper body is bait and the lower body is trap.

27. If you want to know what a person lacks in his heart, look at nothing else but what he shows off. If you want to know why a person has low self-esteem, look at nothing else but what he is covering up.

28. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

29. Thank you for adding the most glorious touch to my miserable years.

30. Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there will always be some!

31. The dim tired shadow conveys a temperature that is close to freezing and has a real reality that is close to the skin.

32. In the miserable autumn, the trees are full of fragrance, and the withered butterfly limbs are wreaking havoc.

33. Love comes by cheating, and feelings come by sleeping.

34. I don’t want to share my sadness with others, but blame them for not understanding me.

35. Our devout prayer: the year-end bonus will be just a little more; the leader’s emotional promise: the new year’s work will be just a little less.

36. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes!

37. Have a contented heart, and those who are content will always be happy. If you want to be happy, don't let yourself live a listless life. If you want to be happy, you don't want to increase your wealth, but to reduce your desires.

38. I burst into tears as I looked at those messages and replies, recalling our past and imagining our future.

39. When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of a handsome guy. I couldn’t understand it. Later, my colleague took out a mirror for me. OY! Suddenly it dawned on me.

40. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize: It turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

41. My current dreams determine my future. So let’s sleep a little longer.

42. In the spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In the autumn, I harvested many handsome boys. Then I changed the name of the village to Handsome Boy Village, and I became the village chief as I wished.

43. When many things in this world are understood in the morning, it is already too late.

44. You are not allowed to eat pork anymore, just watch the pigs run away.

45. The night is sad, I am wandering on the unknown journey, there is no laughter and joy, just loneliness and sorrow.

46. The most terrifying way to miss someone is to sit next to her and know that you will never have her.

47. A successful husband has more money than his wife can spend, and a successful wife finds such a husband.

48. Is the departure of the leaves due to the tree’s unwillingness to stay or the wind’s pursuit?

49. The so-called happiness is nothing more than the gap between two unhappiness.

50. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

51. Sleep is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art!

52. In fact, sometimes if people don’t think so much, they won’t have so many sad things, and they won’t make themselves so sad.

53. No matter how elegant ballet is, it is ultimately too bleak.

54. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

55. I have no future, so where do I start?

56. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

57. Your promise to me is like fireworks. Although beautiful, it changes at any time and may disappear in the next second.

58. See through, don’t tell, and continue to be friends.

59. If something goes wrong, look for the cause within yourself first. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

60. Driving is not difficult, just worry about new people.

61. My love for you is like a torrential river.

62. We all go our separate ways and do not disturb each other. No one has anything to do with the other.

63. Are you bored at work? Just toss a coin and play, go online if it's heads, go to sleep if it's tails, work if it's upright, work hard if it's tilted, apply for overtime if it falls to pieces, if two coins fall, throw it every day!

64. Urinate when you have urine. Don't wait until there is no urine to shake the bird.

65. What moves fastest is the most beautiful scenery; what hurts the most is the truest feelings.

66. Girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes to attract boys’ attention, but what boys want to see is girls without clothes.

67. I really want to have a wife with whom I can have a heart-to-heart talk. The reality is very helpless, so I still have to wait!

68. Laugh when you are happy, and smile again later when you are unhappy.

69. Until you say goodbye, the immediate reaction is when will we meet again.

70. Some feelings and some people are like time. Once they pass, they will never come back.

71. After you left, I slowly discovered that I was so dependent on you.

72. Don’t look back, brother in front, sister is only obsessed with your back.

73. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

74. Sister, you are not gentle at all. Even if you kiss, you only know how to bite.

75. I stayed in bed in the morning and took out a coin from my pocket: if all the coins were heads, I went to class. After hesitating for a long time, I decided not to take the risk.

76. The snow clothes are still warm, and the words are as familiar as a pair of songs. Jiang Yi, Qi Qi and Yi died.

77. No matter how weak your lifestyle is, it can’t erase its bloodthirsty nature.

78. Roses are yours; chocolates are yours; diamonds are yours; you are mine.

79. Youth is not only about the fleeting years, but also about the passing passion.

80. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

81. Men deepen their friendship because of tobacco and alcohol, and women make their friendship deeper because of their complaints.

82. So far, the earth is still under my feet.

83. Meng Jiangnu shed tears over the Great Wall, and the lover’s blood stained the tomb.

84. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

85. There was gold under the man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t even find a piece of copper!

86. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.