On April Fool's Day

With the rapid development of online and virtual social interaction, more and more people will post their stories online and share their unforgettable little wealth. What kind of conversation is infectious? The following is a talk about April Fool's Day that I arranged for you. Welcome to share.

The whole story of April Fool's Day is 1 1. Japanese husband: I didn't sleep all night. The next day, after work, I went straight to the pub, one after another, and didn't come back until I was drunk. From then on, I fell in love with pubs and went home drunk every night.

2. China's husband: I stayed up all night and didn't reply to the text message the next day. If you read the message and don't forward it, you have a green hat and your wife is having an affair. ...........

One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because ... you are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

Some people have a fat heart, but live a life that is not fat. Some people have the energy to lose weight, but they have a body that grows meat when drinking boiled water. There is wood! ! !

5. The big sand melon is wet with mud, with white and black mud as bait at night, deep-rooted ice wine as wet, and wet mud as lazy at night. Wash the monkey on the stand and watch the fragrant wine wet with mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

6. There is a saying that I don't know when it is inappropriate to speak, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Did you get lost in the virgin forest with you last time? You are tired and hungry when you are at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, "My father-in-law's son-in-law is here." I was wondering what happened to you. I was just about to catch up and ask the truth when I saw a sign next to it. I took a closer look, and it said "kilometers away from Gaolaozhuang". I finally understand why you are excited.

9. When you receive the information, you will look brand-new and learn how to be a person. If you don't read this message, you will become a fool. Deleting it proves that you are an idiot. The reply shows that you are not an adult. This message is a scam and will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!

10. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you play in the mountains of Mingchuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. Are there many dimes? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! To prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

12. When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

13. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because ... you are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Some people have a fat heart, but live a life that is not fat. Some people have the energy to lose weight, but they have a body that grows meat when drinking boiled water. There is wood! ! !

15. The big sand melon is wet with mud, the white and black mud is used as bait at night, the deep-rooted ice wine is wet, and the wet mud is lazy at night. Wash the monkey with a stand and watch the fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

16. There is a saying, I don't know when it is inappropriate to speak, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

17. I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. Did you get lost in the virgin forest with you last time? You are tired and hungry when you are at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, "grandpa is coming." I wonder what happened to you. I was just about to catch up and ask the truth when I saw a sign next to you. I took a closer look and it said, "A few kilometers from Gaolaozhuang." I finally understand why you are excited.

19. When you receive the message, you will look brand-new and learn how to behave. If you read this message, you will become a fool. If you don't turn, you will become a fool. Deleting it proves that you are an idiot. The reply shows that you are not an adult. This message is a scam and will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!

20. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you visit famous mountains in Sichuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day: 2 1. Is a dime a lot? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! To prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

3. There is a "five strains" in Huangdi Neijing, which is like this: long-term vision hurts blood, long-term lying hurts gas, long-term sitting hurts meat, long-term standing hurts bones, and long-term injury hurts tendons. In fact, what hurts most is that you sent a text message for a long time, but you didn't reply ... it's so sad!

4. I want to say that I love you too lightly. I want to say that I think you are too straightforward. I want to say that I think you are too unreal. I want to say that I love you too frankly. I miss you in my heart and miss you every day. Today is your festival, I wish you endless happiness for fools.

My eyes never left you at that meeting. I am fortunate to be your bosom friend. I miss you many times, and my homesickness has drowned my tears, and scattered memories and happy hearts are floating. Today is April Fool's Day.

6. I thought we were going to attend the Zodiac Festival on April 1 day! People's mice, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens and dogs are all here. They asked me to send a message asking if you would come.

7. Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to sing, some people spend money to massage, some people spend money to buy a car, some people spend money to have fun, so I spend money to chat. You also have a free and easy holiday, don't you? Happy April Fool's Day!

8. In a rainy season, I met Rain Man, you; In a quiet lake, I met a fisherman, who is also you; In the month of every year, I only send my blessing to one person, fool, happy holidays.

9. Don't fool me. I am just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, I must live a good life. I wish you a stupid job, no pressure and a stupid life without temper. On April Fool's Day, "stupid" people will be happy and blessed!

10. Real gold is not afraid of flames; Pine trees are never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; Idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

1 1. A girl goes back to the dormitory at night, a female ghost in Lu Yu. Ghost: Boy, you see I have no hands. Girls don't say a word, ghost: junior, I have no feet, so miserable! The girl couldn't help it: my senior is even worse, I have no breasts!

12. When we have money, we will go to the gym every day. As thin as you want, as big as you want. Buy two VIP cards at a time, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

13. One day, you asked God, "Do I smile like the Mona Lisa?" God replied, "You laugh like her sister." You asked happily, "What's her sister's name?" God replied, "Janet Martha."

14. It's midnight. You can get up and pee. I have no money to buy you diapers.

15. I don't love you anymore. You will only bring me all kinds of harm. I regret kissing you. I want to forget you. I hate you.-cigarettes.

16. A person is lonely and you are happy! Life without you is really hard! Are you still coming today? My sweet dream, the pig in my sweet dream!

17. The Ministry of Public Security issued five new bans: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy with work and ignore me! Don't get rich. Forget me! Don't help me if you are in trouble! No eating, no calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! The requirements must be implemented!

18. Dude, dude, I'm married. I will send you a message today. I can't inform you on the wedding day, but I can't miss a gift. I took my bride to the annual bar and waited for your gift. Address: April Street 1, Happy April Fool's Day in the private room.

19. Hey, buddy, I have an idea. You can live in a villa, drive a good car, have money to burn, don't have to go to work, don't have to invest, and have zero risk. Now I'll tell you this idea, but don't tell anyone. The idea is: dream! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

20. Shh, I have good news for you! I asked the Monkey King to be your assistant, your rider for nothing, Friar Sand to be your brother, Pig Bajie to be your secret, and Tang Priest to help you. See if you are satisfied? But none of this is true. I'll tell you the really good news: it takes months to fool the whole person, and even fools can be fooled. Happiness is the premise!

Talk about 3 1 on April Fool's Day. You derive the function, go back a little, accumulate, and come back. Have you considered the feeling of the function?

2. Happiness is a comparative thing, which can only be felt at the bottom.

3. I woke up thinking I was taller, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.

4, two people with type B blood, the son born must be B.

5. Get drunk, smoke the hottest cigarettes and fuck your favorite people.

Don't joke with me today, I won't take it seriously.

7. April Fool's Day qq space talks about recommendation.

8. When you said you loved me, I forgot that there was a festival in this world called April Fool's Day. When you said you loved me, I forgot that there was a game in this world called big adventure.

9. April Fool's Day became a confession day, and Valentine's Day became a breakup day.

10, no date on Valentine's Day, no confession on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

1 1, April Fool's Day, just gives the liar a chance to tell the truth.

12, April Fool's Day is a day for joking and telling the truth.

13, today's children, breaking up is dedicated to Valentine's Day, and confession is dedicated to April Fool's Day.

14, "How are you going to spend April Fool's Day?" "I'm going to confess." "Why?" "Because I was rejected, I can still say Happy April Fool's Day with a smile!"

15, April Fool's Day dares to tell the truth, but others always treat it as a joke.

April Fool's Day: 4 1. If no one even confessed to you on April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.

2, Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread, it will break every three to five.

Our math teacher always likes telling jokes that nobody laughs at, so our whole class will discuss playing tricks on him. When he said the first sentence in class, we all laughed in unison. He came that day and silently said that his father had passed away. I laughed at once, and everyone else was silent.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

5. I'm still lamenting the small waist of the past. Looking at the present, I hate it. I'm covered in flowers.

6. Deleting the address book. All information will be lost. A moment, please.

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

8. ah You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

9. What should you do if all the pigs in your world died overnight? Put a song titled "At least you"!

10. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poem: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

1 1, someone told me that "you are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I know you! ! Bullying people like this! I'm sorry about that pig!

12. When Tang Priest took a break with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

13. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read Chun Lv aloud in the bedroom. Holding a plum and smelling the flowers, I will only win the prize. I will invite Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom will know the spring scenery.

14, I had a dream last night that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you actually gave birth to a good era, even the cesspit is delicious.

15, Bajie met the old moon for help! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? She is human, and you are the devil. I'm afraid your child will give birth to a shemale.

April Fool's Day, 5 1. As soon as I entered the village yesterday, I saw a man chasing a fat pig with a glass in his hand and shouting, What are you running for? Do you want to cheat? If you are brothers, you have to drink this cup! On closer inspection, it turns out that this drunkard is you.

2. Zhu has a message blessing. A "fool" is not stupid, but hides great wisdom. How many stupid birds did people see? "Festival" is sweet and wonderful, "fast" is happy, and "music" is a little joke to enjoy happiness!

3. Are there many dimes? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! To prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

4. April Fool's Day is better to be "stupid" than "stupid"! May your income be "silly" every year, your mood be "silly" every day, your affection be "silly", your opportunities be "silly", your friendship be "silly", your wealth be increasing day by day, your luck be beyond imagination, your fame and fortune be well known, your wisdom be "silly", and you will be happy.

5. Did you get lost in the primeval forest with you last time? You are tired and hungry when you are at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, "My father-in-law's son-in-law is here." I wonder what happened to you. I was just about to catch up and ask what happened when I saw a sign next to it. I took a closer look and said, "It's kilometers away from Gaolaozhuang". I finally understand why you are excited.

6. What should I say about you? You are really different! Give some sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give some happiness and you will be romantic; If you like it, you fart; Give some praise and you will praise it; If you like it, you are crazy; April Fool's Day is silly, but I still hope to receive text messages. There is wood, there is wood! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Today is a special day. I have decided that no matter how long it takes, how vast the project is, how complicated the operation is and how much it costs, I will send you a short message to extend my holiday greetings to you who are working hard in the front line: thank you! Put down your work and don't forget to celebrate your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

The calm lake reflects the beautiful sunset in the distance, and a group of happy children are playing tirelessly on the beach. What a beautiful picture. At this moment, you suddenly appeared, startled me and thought: Why is there a little turtle in the lake?

9. Today is the weekend. I solemnly tell you: sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, enlighten me when you forget your troubles, treat me to sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants when you go out!

10. Goodbye and dance; See you again, jumping up and down; Seeing you again, smiling; Goodbye, seven arches and eight warping; Seeing you again, yelling ... I told you to take off your clothes before reading the message. Is this an electrostatic reaction?

On April Fool's Day, I hugged my girlfriend's waist and thought for a long time. I turned my head and asked her, "Honey, have my hands become shorter recently?"

2, two people with type B blood, the son born must be 2B.

Looking at your photo, I want to put it on the wall in black and white.

4. "I love you" So what? When the first letters of the three words add up, they are not playing with words.

5. When can I get another pack of lucky money?

6. Mom, I'm thirsty. Mom, I'm hungry. Mom, where are my clothes? Mom, did you buy something delicious ... Talk to my father.-Dad, where is my mother?

7. Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea.

8. The sentence on the page that minors are not allowed in is just like the sentence on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. This is all nonsense.

9. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will break every three to five days.

10 Our math teacher always likes to tell jokes that nobody laughs at, so our whole class will discuss playing tricks on him. When he said the first sentence in class, we all laughed in unison. He came that day and silently said that his father had passed away. I laughed at once, and everyone else was silent.

1 1. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally cheating the corpse and changing the epitaph from time to time.

12, someone who secretly loves me. Why are you so calm?

13, you are so charming that countless blind people are scrambling to bend over.

14, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

15. My parents help you deposit the lucky money in the bank. Please raise your hand if you are cheated.

16. Sorry, the number you dialed is senior three. Please redial after one year.

17, gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.

18, money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

19, my father took his family to my grandmother's house hundreds of kilometers away for a holiday, especially telling my 4-year-old daughter not to ask questions like "How long will it take to get there" on the way ... After driving for an hour, my little daughter asked her father, "Will I be 5 when we get to my grandmother's house?"

20. The Buddha wants to lose weight. I am embarrassed to say that in order to lose weight, the Buddha is a vegetarian, claiming to be in order not to kill; The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.