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Talk about boys' domineering 12 sentences

1, drink the strongest wine, the wildest dog of the day.

2. Hard life needs no explanation.

You don't look as good as her when you make up.

4. The mobile phone has been silent for many years, and it depends on fate to answer the phone.

If you want to be irreplaceable, you must always be different.

6. Don't be depressed, son. You should be as lively and cheerful as * *.

7. Who dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets? I will curse you for buying instant noodles with only seasoning packets!

As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.

9. There is nothing to do except chatting every night. Damn mosquitoes, it's really annoying.

10, these days, no puppy love, no cheating, no playing mobile phone, no copying homework, no one believes you are a student.

1 1. Maturity is not that your heart grows old, but that you can still smile when you cry. 16. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that tears can still smile.

12, when the results come out, I hope a sister who killed me will protect me behind me, pointing to the teachers in all subjects and saying, if you deduct one point from her, I will hang you all over the door! If you let her down, I will let the whole school down!