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Tell me why the rooster was caught by the fox.
fox and cock
A fox ran into a noble's yard. It wants to eat all the livestock. The fox was seen by a rooster, and the rooster gave an alarm, so all the people gathered together and wanted to kill the fox. The fox struggled to escape. It escaped into the thorns and hid for many days.
One day, the rooster came to the open field, and the fox regained his energy and found it. It slipped into a tree and saw the rooster perched there.
"Rooster, are you here to spy on me?"
"Alas, aunt fox! I'm just visiting. "
"Rooster, if you don't pray, you will die in this big tree! Come down from the tree and pray. Don't you have many sins in your heart? " The rooster was very moved. He jumped from the tree to the ground.
The fox suddenly jumped on the rooster, grabbed the rooster tightly with its claws and spread its wings. It tore and said, "rooster, I was so angry with you when I was extremely poor." You have to pay a heavy price for your disrespect. "
The rooster replied, "I obey my master's orders." You have done something wrong to your master, and I can't sit idly by. "
"You fucking cock, you still have reason!" This time it tore the cock harder.
The rooster said, "Alas, Aunt Fox, Duchess! From now on, I will serve you faithfully! If you want to bake sacred cakes, I will sell them and sing hymns. Let Hongfu land on you and me ... "
The fox moved his heart and wandered in a beautiful illusion. The claws were slightly loosened, and the rooster took the opportunity to break free: "Alas, Aunt Fox, haha, you have your sweet dreams." The fox realized that he had been cheated, so he had to admit it and leave angrily.
Philosophy of life: cunning opponents should be dealt with in a smarter way. They all have weaknesses.
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