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Make fun of love rat's short sentences.

How many love rat will you meet in your life? Love rat, tell us about Daquan short sentences and share them with you!

1. You look like a potato and say you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

Why don't I scold you? Do you think if the dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

Will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

People in their sixties and seventies have a stroke, so come and join in the fun.

Who knows that you can only scream twice, and then there will be no sound like a grass dog hibernating in the stove in front of people in winter.

7. Why cover your face with your ass?

8. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang.

9. I don't judge a book by its cover. I am before you.

10. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? 1 1. Go home and take a good look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

12. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

13. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

14. The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.

15. Although you dress up like a person every day, nothing can hide your love rat temperament!

16. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

17. It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?

18. I have seen many ugly people, but it is too much to look like you!

19. The world is bigger than the brain you lack.

Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

2 1. You look innocent. You look sorry for the people and the party.

22. You are a poor illiterate. You are very lucky!

23. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

24. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

26. You chase me naked for two kilometers, and when you turn around, I'm a gangster!

27. Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

28. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

29. Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

30. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

3 1. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

32. What are you like if the east is not bright and the west is bright?

33. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, and that's you.

35. Bitch is always a bitch, even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

These short sentences written by love rat, I hope you will like them and share them!