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Talking about business trips every day.

1. Business trip is nothing more than a race against time. You can't waste a minute when you go to the toilet, and you can't even confirm the order. But as long as you have a positive attitude, you are happy in a boring job. It is commendable that the customer is great.

Second, lover robbery is a disaster for a single king like us who is on a business trip, and businesses have reason to raise house prices aboveboard.

Seeing that they all have wives and children on the phone, I feel that they are very happy. When they travel alone, they always feel very sad and lonely.

There is a couple who have been married for eight years on the shuttle bus. My husband travels all the year round and rarely comes back to work together. He is also the kind of person who doesn't like talking or laughing. Just say hello when you meet a car on your way back. My wife is cheerful and often talks and laughs with us along the way. I am pregnant with a second child recently, and I will feel dizzy after sitting in the car for a long time, so I often get off at the last stop before I get home and walk all the way back. It is windy tonight. When the bus arrived in South China, the man suddenly came up from behind the bus and said, get off here and walk back. She said it was rare that I didn't get carsick when I got to the station today. Then her husband said, today is the last time I can walk with you. If I go back to Guangdong next week, you can only get carsick by yourself. Let me spend more time with you today. Shit, a little girl of mine suddenly wants to get married when she hears this. How lucky she is to find this lover.

For a person who actually has a sense of ceremony, it seems that he doesn't want to spend this Valentine's Day easily. But so what. After all, I'm on a business trip. . Wechat red envelopes are big or small without feeling. Because it seems nothing new to deal with everything with red envelopes. Whatever! Get back to work! Only work and food can be worthy of it! Today's online distribution strategy!

Six, on a business trip, in a bad mood, I can't eat jiaozi, because I really love it. Alas, if I can't eat them well, the negative energy will explode.

Seven, on a business trip, suddenly received the news of my sister's father's death. A real sister. It was sad to hear her cry. A 23-year-old single girl is the most difficult time in her life and an important time to learn to be independent. She must be strong and get through it.

Eight, speaking of a colleague who has been on a business trip for a long time, the QQ signature has been changed to: car, horse, photo, gentleman, handsome and pawn. Elder brother don't understand, ask its meaning. Brother said: gun, gun!

Nine, suddenly transferred to another group with completely different work content. When the leader was looking for a conversation, he asked, do you have a girlfriend? I said, no, the leader said, it's fine. Then you can do overseas support work for a long time. None of them want to go, so it is not appropriate for them to leave for a long time. Me:. . .

Ten, riding a bike to the market, I met a roadside fish seller, but unfortunately the mandarin fish I bought was a little small, only six ounces. I bought oranges, pears, apples and oranges and tied them on the back seat of my bike. Think about people in the past, didn't they all ride bicycles and bring flour home? When I got home, I quickly made a fruit bowl for my child, cleaned and salted the fish and steamed it. The children eat well, and someone is on a business trip. WeChat said, "You don't like fish, but it's delicious." Be proud of yourself