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Let's go and talk with a smile.

Love is like chewing candy. It is sweet at first, then it has no taste and can only be vomited.

It doesn't matter, we will try to find our own tomorrow.

I live to wait for you to die.

Even if there is no loud noise in the sky, Lao Tzu will appear in the dark.

Death is infinitely vast to you until you are flustered.

Wounds need to be boiled, life needs to grow and pain needs to be tasted.

There are many memories hidden in the hovering memory.

It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know how to say it.

Ali has kindness and agility that human beings cannot achieve.

Laugh at loneliness and satirize loneliness.

Walking, I don't know where to go.

Love, love, love is not love.

If you still have this feeling for him, why are you with me? Since you can't let go of the past, why did you choose to walk with me?

Love always wants to restore and perfect the picture. It is incomplete.

I think my blood is running dry.

Happiness can be shared, and sadness is only known to yourself. Happiness can be shared, and sadness is only known to yourself.

The plastic-steel glass window reflects your flowery smile with her.

In our country, I also want to be pure, but what about you?

You are just a stumbling past in my life.

Beating is love, scolding is love, no matter that, it's called kicking.

Sometimes, I feel speechless when I find that people around me don't know what they are facing.

Read a faint parting from your eyes.

Every voice of my hysteria was replaced by silent sadness in the corner.

. Who wants to spend the ends of the earth with me?

Nobody needs to support the sun. We are the sun.

Don't look back, looking back is a failure.

If you choose the wrong man, you choose the wrong life.

In fact, they don't understand me. It is not clear what their intentions are.

Ever since I went crazy, I haven't said much about energy.

Nian Chi is very sad, but it is the most touching memory. Nian Chi is very sad, but it is the most touching memory.

I just want to love you, and you know I'm miserable because of your indifference.

I wish I were so pious, but the whole country will not change anything because of my piety.

Good brother, I promise I won't hide from you again, and I won't bear every word you say.

A lot of bitterness, too bitter to say, hurts the most.

What if he doesn't love you?

In this muddy city, even the air is filled with the smell of decay!

It turns out that your promise to me is just talk.

Thoughts began to stretch, and old things emerged.

You always talk about the past. I, on the other hand, always like red eye circles.

I'm afraid that love is too intense. It will glow and heat.

Those words hidden in my heart. Can only talk about pen and ink.

Brother Yi is online, and the whole country is black.

Facing my love and future, I suddenly feel physically and mentally exhausted and struggling.

My heart is a city, and the smallest city can only live for one person!

A short dream suddenly turned into endless boiling.

There are no catkins because of the wind, only sunflowers are inclined to the sun.

The day after tomorrow, the wardrobe didn't bring me happiness.

I don't want to get used to unaccustomed habits, because that will only make me more dependent on others.

Do your best to make the water meet Tian Yue.

Or just why children bring so much.

I loved you soon after the extinction of dinosaurs, and I still love you when the biological world dies.

In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

I drank a bottle of red wine today, and I seem drunk.

A person is a person, and the lonely list can't be hidden.

The so-called love is used for equal exchange. Ha ha.

Today, I found myself so vain and hypocritical, but isn't this the reality?

When it's time to be alone, you will always habitually stand up.

Is it too agile or too smart?

Everyone is not greedy for novelty.

Time will never go back to the beginning.

Sentences satirizing love _ classic sentences satirizing men

A sarcastic remark about love:

1, fireworks are easy to cool and people are easy to separate. You ask me if I still wait.

Sometimes you can see the cleanest world by closing your eyes.

I thought you were oxygen, but it turned out to be a farce.

4. Love is like a cigarette. This is a burning process. When it burns out, it will disappear.

5. It is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence.

6. Love words are nonsense that you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe.

Everyone knows that all this is a lie, but I will still be moved.

8. Love is just a cover for two people to use each other!

9. My charm alone is not as sweet as the two of you.

10, everyone knows that it is a lie, but I will still be moved.

1 1. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

12, gorgeous turn, gorgeous tears, gorgeous say I don't love you.

13, you can let go of whatever you hold, and you can take away those tender feelings.

14, there is an ending called destiny takes a hand, and there is a heartache called endless.

15, love, either makes people mature or deprives them.

16, the most heartbreaking feeling in the world is not lovelorn, but when I gave my heart to you, you were cheating on me.

17, sunshine is happier after dark clouds, and love is sweeter after disharmony.

18, nine times out of ten, women have a little love in their hearts, and they show two things on the surface.

19, you are not really happy, your smile is just the protective color you wear.

20, love is very strange, everything cares, and finally everything can be forgiven.

2 1, husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and when the disaster comes, they fly separately.

22. I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity!

23. Women can change under the interests, and men can grow up under the lessons.

24. Every time I deceive myself, I do it perfectly.

25, in fact, wine is not intoxicating, just a drink reminds me of the past.

26. Express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

27. I hope their boyfriends are electric and their girlfriends are inflatable.

28. Missed love is like a stagnant watch, which will never meet the staggered hands.

29. Some people say that love is like a ghost. Many people believe, but few people meet.

30. If you love each other, get married quickly. Don't gamble on love with your youth.

A selection of classic sentences satirizing men;

Your appearance is very refreshing.

2. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

When mosquitoes bite your face, they will want to commit suicide.

4, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.

It's sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it.

6. You are smart and know you are a person.

7. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

8. When you are away from home, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

10, no matter how handsome it is. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

1 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I counted myself a hooligan as soon as I turned my head!

12, if being handsome is a gift from God, it seems that God doesn't look at you.

13, it's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal!

14, the way a man dies: watching a beautiful woman die with a beautiful death in his hand.

15, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

16. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

17, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

18, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

19, you get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.

20. He always sits still until he is tempted. He was indomitable until he was tortured!

2 1, do you have a childhood shadow? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and year after year.

22. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

23. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

24, people who want to bubble can't bubble, then at most one plan is ruined; The person who wants to be soaked is soaked in formalin, which is called bleeding.

25, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of the words of men are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!

26. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will be pregnant, second, their wife will be desperate, third, their young lady will be ill, fourth, their lover will be soaked, sixth, mahjong will be played, seventh, money will be stolen, and eighth, Viagra will fail.

27. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

28, men, always smiling, eyes discharge, not sick, or derailed! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!

29. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me, you can give it to me.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

3 1, what's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, you have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin to see if you can make up for the birth defects.

Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! This is really a rich water!

You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

35. It's really nothing, but the wolf makes up one lie after another as soon as he calls.

36. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color and you will open a dyeing room.

37. I never understand a problem. Why do people think you are a man?

38. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

39. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

40, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

4 1, what Zhong Wuyan, what Xia Yingchun.

42. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

44. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

45. I have met many ugly people, but too many people have grown up like you!

Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

I've never seen you like this. I said no, and I confessed like this.

48. Don't tell me when you break up: in fact, you are fine. So you still dumped me?

49. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

50. A man's infidelity is like a dog that can't change his mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.

Irony about love

1, love is just a cover for two people to use each other!

Everyone knows that all this is a lie, but I will still be moved.

3, gorgeous turn, gorgeous tears, gorgeous say I don't love you.

4, fireworks are easy to be cold, and personnel are easy to be divided. You can't wait if you ask me.

We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

6. I'm used to hiding my sadness with that fake smile.

7. There is an ending called destiny takes a hand, and there is a heartache called endless life.

8. Every time I deceive myself, I do it perfectly.

9. If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect it and have it?

10, love words are nonsense you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe it.

1 1, in fact, wine is not intoxicating, but it reminds me of the past when I drink it.

12, what you once paid for, called love, has long since vanished.

13, it is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is the most painful.

14, I remember, on a rainy day, you said you would love me very much. Now, it's raining again, taking away all our vows.

15. Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

16, true love is an impulse. A horse about to run to the cliff will fall irretrievably even if it tries to pull the reins.

17, love is like a cigarette, it is a burning process, and it will disappear when it burns out.

18, the most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is despair.

19, I thought you were oxygen, but it was just a farce.

20. The seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but it was great to get together.

2 1, no matter how you shake your hand, you can just empty it, and you can take those tender feelings away.

22. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

23. Sometimes you can see the cleanest world by closing your eyes.

24. Express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

25. It used to be us, but now it's you and me.

26. My charm alone is not as sweet as the two of you.

27. It is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence.

Mourning words

1, people who have experienced life and death separation know how to love and cherish. Therefore, we living people should treat and grasp the days of getting along with others well, so that life will no longer leave regrets!

At this moment, as friends, we can only miss, deeply miss, and thank you for accompanying us through the past. It is often rainy and sunny when you are around. Your simple smile and sincerity to your friends will be our eternal wealth; And losing you is a pain that we can never make up for in this life.

We came to Nanshan Temple Martyrs Cemetery with sad and heavy feelings to remember the soldiers who died heroically for the liberation of the motherland and the peace of the people and pay tribute to their great achievements.

4. It is their life that has brought prosperity to China today, and it is their blood that has dyed the peach blossoms everywhere. How can we forget this tragic epic? How can we forget those once vivid faces? Let us cherish the memory quietly and deeply, and pin our deepest thoughts and highest respect on this flower, so that it can accompany the martyrs.

5, relatives went to visit immortals, and did not offer their children and grandchildren. Wandering thousands of miles away, how to think.

6. Tomb-Sweeping Day again. Where do you mourn?

7. Let's turn grief into strength, turn grief into persistence, carry on our legacy, follow his footsteps and comfort his spirit in heaven.

8. Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer it takes, the more conflicts there will be, just like tea that is constantly being diluted.

9. Do you remember the person you once liked, the fragments of that memory, laughter and sadness?

10, without your heroic dedication, we would not have a happy life today! It is you who hold up tomorrow's sun with clank and iron bones! It is you who cast the glory of the motherland with indomitable courage! Your reputation will live forever, and your spirit will live forever! Salute to you! Learn from you!

1 1. If there is eternal life in the world, then I believe it is a kind of spirit-no regrets. Our martyrs have no regrets and do not regret their contribution to the revolution. Therefore, they deserve to be respected!

12, there are always some flowers in Qingming Festival. These mellow and sad flowers in the image world will cry when they open their eyes and close their eyes; Maybe this rain is just a catharsis of my endless sadness. After venting, everything is fine.

13, the big world yearns for the most desolate space, goes to the most desolate place and dreams the most beautiful. Then, disappear in a corner.

14, father, when you left, you left a room full of yellowed ancient books. The ground mill still exudes a faint fragrance, and the thick magnifying glass is quietly placed on the desk! Full of sadness!

15, I have to admit that the fragility of life can't stand our repeated tests. Life or death may be predestined. The dead are like this, and the living are silent for this. Silence is the greatest respect for the dead.

16, revolutionary martyr, you died for the benefit of the people, your death is heavier than Mount Tai, you are with the green hills, and you are with the earth forever. You will always be a monument in our hearts.

17, the clear rain kept falling, it was the sky crying, it was the tears that everyone missed approaching the martyrs monument, and we looked up-what we saw was not an ordinary scene. Under the moonlight, I seem to see a heroic figure in the eventful years …

18, life is actually very fragile, as fragile as ceramics. What has passed away has become the past after all, and there is no need to be silent in the past. There is no need to feel the impermanence of life, impermanence is true. You'd better live well.

19, year after year of Qingming, year after year of concern, thoughts again and again, every minute of memories. Never forget, never leave, leave, work hard and cherish for the people around you.

20, the full moon in the sky, the half moon on the ground, your meeting with me is a kind of fate. Cause and effect, dreams change, my world is wonderful because of you. Memories of the past, beautiful memories, have always remained in my mind. May you be as happy as heaven!