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Tik Tok's words are sweet and inflammatory.
Thanks to your appearance, I enjoyed it for many years.
Wandering around for the first half of my life and making soup for you for the second half.
I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests.
I will count on my fingers, and you will like me for many years.
6. Your shy smile is so harmonious.
I like the stars in your eyes when you look at me.
8. You go your way and I will go your way.
9. Now I understand that a weekend without you is not a weekend.
10, spring goes and summer comes, autumn harvests and winter storage, we have plenty of time.
1 1. Being liked by you is a great happiness.
12, you look good because you have me in your eyes.
13, only state officials can set fire to forbid you to leave me.
14, I miss you.
15, I have pursued the spring of my life. Just smile. .
16, don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me. .
17, tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous, you have to be my … be my boyfriend. .
18, you watch the movie, I watch you. .
19, time is a pen, acacia is ink, and you are between the lines. .
20. I mentioned that your eyes are shining.
2 1, the fallen leaves are mine.
22. Fortunately, I miss you silently. I'm afraid you will be deafening.
The first sentence of Tik Tok· Frost is a short sentence.
Tik Tok's First Frost's Short Sentence (Part I) 1. First frost is gray and cold, with yellow leaves in late autumn. Care about friends, miss friends, and earnestly remind you to add clothes. When the first frost comes in winter, I wish you happiness like chrysanthemums, good luck like begonia, and happiness like autumn water.
2. The withered flowers have a faint fragrance, and the leaves turn yellow in the first frost season. A cold autumn rain, friends greet warm hearts. SMS reminds you to stay healthy, do more exercise and keep warm. Keep your diet and lungs, and remember to add clothes in autumn. Happy first frost!
It's cold, autumn is frozen, so it's warm to enjoy clothes. With my blessing, the first frost will be cold. I wish the first frost good luck from the sky, good luck and all the best!
4. Frost falls on the ground, cooling Qian Shan. Warm greetings are coming. May you enjoy the peace alone. Autumn is cold and miserable. I wish America happiness. Laughter is not afraid of frost, and clothes are warm and worry-free. I hope my friends can keep warm when the first frost comes.
5. System prompt: Your friendship system has not had a physical examination for several days, and there are loopholes. I suggest that you immediately optimize your friendship and accelerate your feelings, repair it with one click (write short message content: the first frost comes, pay attention to cold and warmth), and confirm (send) it by single machine.
6. The first frost is the first frost, the temperature drops, and clothes are added to keep warm and healthy; First frost, first frost, cold frost, warm sunshine, warm body and warm heart; On the day of the first frost, I wish you a warm heart, happiness and warmth, peace and health, and all the best!
7. Although everyone is busy, they are not alienated by time; Although everyone is running around, they are not forgotten because of space. Beginning of autumn first frost, although the season has changed, but my concern has not changed: it's cold, take care of yourself!
8. The grass is dead, but the friendship is full; Leaves are withered, and thoughts are still flourishing; The weather is cold, but the friendship is warm; The first frost has arrived, and the blessing has arrived in time; Chu Shuang, I wish you happiness and health. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold!
9. Wear happy gloves and catch a lot of good luck. Put on a safe coat and catch a lot of good luck. Wear a warm scarf and embrace a wide range of wishes. I wish you all the best and a happy first frost solar term.
10. The first frost took a lot of time in the forest in spring. After all, at that time, it was an obvious providence. I wish you a happy heart and a happy family. Although the blessing is small and affectionate, the first frost is healthy in the season.
The first frost is not cold because you are with me. You are my "little sun", kiss me to warm me and shine on me; I am your "warm clothes", close to you. Dear, I wish you a warm, happy and beautiful mood!
12. I condensed my blessing on you into frost and quietly covered your doors and windows. May my blessing drive away the cold and bring you warmth. First frost, pay attention to adding clothes. I wish you health and happiness!
13. It's the first frost today. Good luck and bad luck will come, peace and happiness will come, happiness and health will come. SMS will inform you to take you to the place where you arrive first. From then on, yes man is lucky, happy and happy!
14. Legend has it that there was a great warrior whose sword, hands and heart were cold, so he froze to death! This story tells us: Add clothes when autumn comes! It's the first frost today, eat something good to keep out the cold!
15. In summer, I'll give you a card to save all the excess heat in those days. The first cream can start to withdraw cash, plus interest and dividends, so that you can warm up for the winter and warm up every day!
16. The weather was cold on the first frost day. In order to bless you, I intend to send you some gifts. I don't know why I am flustered. I would like to invite you to dinner, but I don't know why I think so. Only after thinking about it did I realize that there was a famine in my pocket! Concentrate on financial blessing, a short message to express my heartfelt wishes! I wish my friends good health. Don't catch cold with the first frost and clothes! Happy first frost season.
17. How long is the first frost, how long is my blessing, how long is it, how long is my yearning, and how many stars there are. I hope you are equally happy and learn endlessly. May your happiness be endless!
18. The frosted earth is full of vitality, the frosted flowers are crystal clear and beautiful, the frosted pistil is full of ambition, the frosted haze is full of heart, my frosted mind is all delicate, and the frosted dusk is full of memories. May you make use of the beauty in your memory, be full of your ambition, experience your delicacy and show your vitality in the first first frost season. Happy first frost.
Tik Tok's First Frost's Short Sentence (Part II) 19. Frost flowers dance all over the sky in autumn, which indicates that the temperature is cold in late autumn. Send a text message and tell your relatives to add clothes. The sky is full of happy silver flowers, and the fog is so auspicious. When first frost comes for the first time, I wish my loved ones good health and smile every day!
20. Warm friendship is full of thoughts, warm care reveals sincerity, tender feelings are wrapped in sorrow, warm greetings are mixed with blessings and first frost. May warm words bring you infinite happiness, and first frost is happy!
2 1. The first frost is coming, and I will make you fragrant tea with the collected Millennium. I use the collected autumnal equinox to warm the sun and send you to keep warm; I collected the cold dew wind to sweep away the boredom and hardship for you; I wish you a smooth journey in the first frost, hard work, happy career and all the best!
22. In the first frost season, my text message was Santa Claus who gave presents to Christmas Eve. I left not only a short message, but also my deep blessing to you. I hope you can be happy every day without asking for anything in return!
23. Leaves are the chip of missing, the wind is the silent greeting, the rain is the wet spring, the clouds are the flowing scenery, the water is the gentle bearing, the dream is the wings of imagination, and the frost is the condensation of care. The first frost is coming. Say hello to everything.
24. Silent mourning is the sweetest, and ordinary greetings are the warmest. In the fresh voice of the first frost, I wish you a hundred times more energy, double your health and be intoxicated with happiness! The first frost is coming, I wish you good health and a happy mood!
25. First frost, come down, "two butterflies", "two bees" and "two tigers". They flew towards you together. Please don't be afraid. Ha, they are blessing you. May you love your career and fly with me; Life is happy and sweet; Big and small dreams are more powerful!
26. The first frost is dead, and people are in high spirits; Beauty reduces sweetness and happiness is infinite; Luck brings good luck, and good luck shines high; Friends airborne greetings, friendship. I wish you a happy smile and a happy mood!
There was a lot of fog in the first frost season. I'm always worried when the wind blows cold in the morning and evening. Every day of the first frost, the weather will get cold. When the first frost comes, keep warm and put on clothes. Happy first frost season!
I want the Yangtze River to send you thoughts, the Yellow River to send you blessings, Mount Tai to send you happiness, and the Great Wall to send you peace. Dear, you are on the road, in my heart. I hope you have a good trip.
29. In the first frost season, the true feelings are revealed. I sent you a "wishing tree". The short message contains pistachios, lucky plums, rich dates, happy peaches, thriving chrysanthemums and auspicious flowers. Anyone who receives this message and eats the wishing fruit will be healthy and lucky all winter!
30. Whisper a blessing, write a frost painting, bloom a happy place, cover a blue tile, * * * drink a cup of green tea, watch a round of moon teeth, and the harvest will be light and pleasant in the first frost season, with a little leisure and happiness for a lifetime.
3 1. Late autumn has arrived, and the weather has turned cold. first frost has arrived; Add clothes to prevent cold, be healthy and stay away from diseases; Supplement vitamin C, eat mutton, first make up in first frost, full of energy; Send text messages to show concern, good friends, and keep in touch!
32. We have a great * * * production party, where the sun shines everywhere and the sun warms the heart; Although it is the first frost today, we are not afraid of the cold wind and waves, and the pace of our efforts is still strong; The party sends you happy sculls and sails for a happy place. May you have the escort of the party and be happy and healthy forever!
33. The dew is frost and the weather turns cold. If you add clothes in time, don't catch cold; The cold wind blows and the autumn leaves float. I advise you to drink more soup and dry up. The frost in early autumn is blessed, and happiness goes straight to my heart; First frost for the first time, may happiness "double" come to you!
34. The water in "The First Frost" wishes you a refreshing and comfortable heart; The ice in the first frost wishes you a firm will and a broad mind; The first frost of snow wishes you a radiant face and eternal youth; The fog of the first frost wishes you amiable and free; The wind of the first frost wishes you smooth sailing and a bright future for Wan Li; "The Rain of the First Frost" wishes you a successful career and is famous all over the world. Remember to keep warm when the weather turns cold in the first frost. I sincerely wish you a good sleep and good health.
35. Autumn wind turns yellow hope, autumn rain wets imagination, autumn frost condenses and hesitates all night, and our love forest grows into tall and straight poplars. The first frost is coming, my love. Raise our arms to block the wind and frost of boredom and distress. May you swim in the ocean of happiness forever.
36. The late autumn is getting colder, the influenza virus is spreading, and the climate changes seasonally. Don't wait for preventive work, love for friends will never change. Send a greeting message to send warm, my dear friend, Chu Shuang. It's getting cold, keep warm!
Tik Tok's First Frost's Short Sentence (Part III) 37. On the first frost day, it was freezing, and the sound greeted thousands of miles away; Frost is like snow, leaves are withered, and thoughts are as high as the sun; Wild geese fly south, winter comes, and blessings send away the cold. The first frost has arrived. May you be healthy and happy!
38. The weather is cool, and the first cream is busy with maintenance: blessings turn into hand cream, holding happiness and auspiciousness, and waving away troubles and worries; Care covers your window, locks your dreams to sleep, opens your hopes and smiles happily. Happy first frost.
39. The river brings the yearning for the mountains, the blue sky feels the care of the clouds, the evening breeze whispers gently, and the land of first frost carries my exhortation: autumn is dry and impetuous, so pay attention to your health! Happy first frost season!
40. first frost is gentle, and the winter sun is slowly approaching; The green leaves are yellowish and the weather is getting colder; Go out and add clothes to prevent colds; The pace of life is fast, and exercise cannot be forgotten; Diet should be adjusted and the mood should be comfortable; First frost wishes you happiness and health!
4 1. The first frost noticed that the temperature was dropping,-1, -2, -3 ... but my worry was increasing, 1, 2, 3...98, 99 ... Forget it, the water is boiling! I wish you happiness at first frost.
42. A few autumn winds and an autumn rain wash away the sorrow; Affectionate greetings, first frost wishes you a smile; Missing and blessing never stop, and friendship constantly changes; Don't forget to put on more clothes when it is cold. Happiness is always with you!
43. Today, in "The First Frost", the frost brought the troubles and sadness in the heart, and also brought happiness; First frost made the body tired and sick, and came to comfort and health; First frost caused the ups and downs of life, returning to calm and ease; I wish you peace, happiness, health and happiness!
44. Autumn rain rustles and lingers, and the cold wind blows gently between body and mind. At the end of the month, the coolness of the first frost is more obvious. Keep warm when you are healthy. The first frost in winter has arrived, and my friends are really concerned. I wish you a warm heart forever!
45. What about the first frost? I miss you suddenly, but I dare not call you, so I quietly send you a text message. In this first frost day, I want you to take a long vacation for yourself, reduce the pressure and make it smoother; Add clothes and less cold; Get a little warmth and reduce the cold; Increase happiness and reduce sadness; More health, less diseases; Happiness and health, always accompany!
46. The moonlight is cool and the dew is frost. In late autumn, the temperature plummeted. Unconsciously, it is already the first frost. Warm greetings are delivered in time. Go to bed early and get up early, exercise, keep warm, put health first, eat reasonably, work and rest regularly, forget your troubles, be happy and rely on each other. At the first frost, you will be very happy.
47. The snow is getting thicker every time, the pine trees are indomitable, and the cold wind blows frequently, but the wintersweet is still standing. May the pine tree turn into a blessing coat, bring you the pride of wintersweet, breathe happily in winter and be extremely happy every day!
48. Pieces of frosted flowers are like snowflakes, crystal clear, and everyone loves them. Give the world a feeling of reminding to keep warm when adding clothes; Give the world a love, and relatives and friends will pay more attention to keep out the cold. Chu Shuang, my blessing comes to you with Chu Shuang. I wish you health and happiness!
49. Autumn wind sends me affection, autumn leaves send me thoughts, and autumn chill sends me reminders. I hope you can take care of yourself when you first visit first frost. I wish you good health, peace and happiness, and all the best in the first frost.
50. In today's first frost, four stars, Fu, Lu and Shou He, fell from the sky. Pairs of lucky stars bring you good luck, Lu Xing brings you fame, the birthday girl brings you peace and health, and the Xi star brings you happiness. Four stars * * * Wish you happiness forever!
5 1. When the first frost arrives, call by SMS; Affectionate, blessing announcement; Happy embrace, happiness and peace of mind; Auspicious and pretty, covered with good luck; Happy, happy and proud. Wish: Happy first frost!
52. The first frost came, and the weather became cold. Ants prepared food for winter, frogs prepared for hibernation, and geese flew to the warm south. Dear friend, what are you waiting for? It's time for you to add clothes. I hope you take good care of yourself, cherish your health and live a happy life!
With the sudden arrival of the first frost, the weather became faster and the temperature was a bit bad. Pay more attention when you go out, don't forget to bring your coat, remember to drink plenty of water and cover up. Ensuring good health and welcoming winter is the most important thing!
54. Autumn wind sweeps leaves; Look, autumn leaves dance with the wind; Smell, autumn is full of fragrance; Yin, autumn rain bursts; Welcome guests, first frost comes quietly; Wish, healthy and lifelike!
First Frost's Short Sentence (Chapter 4) 55. Wear more clothes at the beginning of frost, protect knees and joints, prevent flu, be healthy and be happy. I am a caring little nurse. I remind you that it's cold and you should care about your family's health. Happy first frost season.
56. The first frost is the eighteenth of the twenty-four solar terms and the last solar term in autumn. In this solar term of alternating autumn and winter, it is really the thickest time in autumn, and the vegetation begins to turn yellow, only the maple leaves are more Ao Shuang. Although autumn is warm and cold at first, maple leaves burn up half the sky. The late autumn with the first frost sends you warm wishes.
57. Snowflakes flying all over the sky, branches wrapped in silver, snowy land, men and women walking hand in hand, what a romantic winter! Although I have never experienced it, it is the truest hope! So I like the cold winter that ordinary people don't like!
58. The first frost and the first frost, the temperature drops, prevent colds, wear more clothes, exercise more, stay healthy, send greetings, wish Feitian, and everyone who wants to read text messages is happy!
59. first frost, hazy fog, cold in early winter; Wild geese return to the south, maple leaves are red, and I miss my friends in my chest; The night is long, the moonlight is cold, and the warmth is close to you; It's cold, pay attention to your health and wish Chufrost happiness!
60. The weather is getting colder and colder, and the concern has never diminished. Sincere care is not on a special day, but naturally revealed, just like this first time in first frost. It's cold, keep warm and wish you a happy first frost!
6 1. first frost is silent, and the cold wind gently swings. The cold autumn becomes cooler and the cold nights are longer. Add clothes when it's cold, don't be sad. It's the first frost in a blink of an eye, and greetings are around. Warm heart, good luck is unstoppable!
62. Chrysanthemum yellow, to the first frost; The cold weather can prevent colds; Royal jelly, moistening lungs and intestines; American ginseng, warm tendons; Sweet-scented osmanthus soup, cure cough; Less spicy and more nutritious; Nourish and drink more soup; Sleep enough, and my heart will be happy. Here's to health!
63. Don't be afraid of the night, that's the time before the light, don't be afraid of the cold, that's the rhythm before the warmth, don't be afraid of the thorns, that's the direction before the flattening, the first frost, don't be afraid of loneliness, that's the blessing of friends waiting for delivery.
64. The smoke from the kitchen is curling, and the autumn is crisp; It was cold, and I went to the first frost again; The wind is very thin and the mind is very light; Leaves flutter and bloom happily; Water is boundless and good luck is long; Cold dew, add some clothes; Fog is long, love flies; The language is faint, I wish you good!
65. At the beginning of frost, water returns to the valley and the wind sets. Ran Ran is going to have a banquet at the age of 20, and everything is back to square one. Love is always there, you can add clothes. Also taste the heart, read it quietly and say it in private. It's cold and warm, and greetings are in your fingers. Friends are far away from Qian Shan. SMS wishes you health!
66. Flying north and flying south, beginning of winter arrived, and all the trees died, becoming more and more desolate. Whether it is cold or warm, truth must be obeyed, blessings have been sent, and truth has been received. Although the information is short, the friendship is strong, healthy and happy, and winter is safe!
67. The first frost has arrived, and my blessing is with you; I wish you: happiness and happiness are healthy, happiness and sweetness are healthy, career and wealth are healthy, and glory and good luck are healthy! Happy first frost!
68. When the first frost comes, winter approaches, it is cold and quiet, and the dew is all over the ground in the morning. Just like a light snow comforting people, the flowers and trees are all yellow, and the flowers of friendship belong to Leng Xiang. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take good care of yourself and be lucky. Warm your heart with thoughtful greetings and live a happy, safe and healthy life. The first frost wishes his friend happiness!
69. Thousands of trees and leaves are green and yellow, and people miss Huazifang in the cold wind. When the first frost came, they sent blessings. They were worried about the truth. Send silent text messages to keep out the cold, and the first frost is cold. Remember to add clothes to keep warm and have a long-term happiness.
70. Chrysanthemums in Qiu Lai, with yellow leaves at first frost, have been getting colder and colder in winter in recent years. People know that the weather is hot and cold, and the seasons change, so people will remember it. No matter where you are, our friendship will be guaranteed forever. I wish my good friend Chu Shuang happiness!
7 1. When the first frost comes, I will knead my concern into pears to moisten your lungs, make a cotton-padded jacket to keep you warm, and boil my blessings into hot soup to warm you up! I hope you will be in good health at any time and spend this autumn healthily and happily!
72. Cool weather melts into the fragrance of chrysanthemums; Autumn frost rubs against a person's heart window. You can't drink a lot of emotions with a cup of mellow wine, you can only tell this heartfelt concern in short words: the first frost and cold will add clothes!
Classic lines that are very popular in Tik Tok.
1. I am a vulgar person. When I saw a mountain, I saw the sea. When I saw a flower, I saw a flower. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, the river tide began to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratched the whole world. You don't need to talk, I and everything in the world will run to you.
If one day, you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't talk about it. This is crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride and marry you, that's still my initial dream.
I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.
I had a dream in which you had long hair and we grew old together.
5. The way ahead is the way forward, and the way back is reunion. How many things have happened, why bother?
6. Silence is a person's biggest cry. A smile is a person's greatest disguise.
7. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
8. I don't blame you for not accompanying me to the end, nor do I blame fate for dismissing our feelings. I just hope you will take good care of yourself every day in the future.
9. If you miss me, you will come back. I am free tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. As long as you miss me, I am free every day.
10. I admit that I have been to nightclubs, but once I entered, I couldn't stand it. Without books, there is no ocean of knowledge. Those people are so rude that they seem to be hanging.
1 1. I think it's hard to meet a person, that is, someone who makes you feel moved, liked and quite suitable. So I just advise young people now not to let go of the other half's hand easily. Sometimes we stick to it, maybe two people will get better and better gradually.
12. There will always be people saying hello, and some people will say that you are not good, but as long as you have a clear conscience, you don't have to cling to other people's judgments. Don't look into other people's eyes, don't please others blindly, it will only make you live very tired.
Tik Tok's super fire is a very sweet and provocative homophonic joke.
Tik Tok's super fire is very sweet and sultry. I am 1. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.
2. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?
3. Get off the road, Kay, Dad, get into the tower, get off the tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.
The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"
5. It's no use not loving me. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.
6. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".
7. You are too bad. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is too bad (Kochakin)?
Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!
9. You didn't even reply to my message. Did you return the Sichuan pork?
10. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I can't say I hate it, but I like it."
1 1. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?
12. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!
13. When the emperor came back from a private visit, the queen mother asked, "Is your son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"
14. My old colleague nailed his signature, which read "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".
15. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.
16. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone." (Angry)
17. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."
18. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.
19. Don't talk about love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?
20. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"
Tik Tok super fire is very sweet and provocative homophonic joke 2 2 1 Stir-fried chicken with porridge, you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~
22. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"
23. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.
24. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.
25. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he pulled it back, fell to his knees, and muttered bitterly, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."
26. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
27. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!
28. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen
29. While I was having dinner, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
30. Don't even add my WeChat. With or without pirates of the Caribbean?
3 1. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.
32. Doraemon has no neck because she stresses hygiene, because the blue neck is covered with mud.
33. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?
34. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?
35. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
36. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.
37. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.
38. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."
39. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.
40. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring. When she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.
Tik Tok's super-fire and sweet homophonic joke (3) 4 1. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?
42. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.
Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. Chopsticks are sad when the bowl is dead. They said that the bowl is safe.
44. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.
45. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?
46. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.
47. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
48. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?
49. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"
50. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.
5 1. A duckling tries to align with the duck in front of him, but he can't run normally. He shouted "Yes, no, no".
52. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.
53. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.
Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.
55. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."
My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
57. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?
58. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.
59. I am steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.
60. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?
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- A sad story about loneliness and sadness. Taking others too seriously, only to be regarded as nothing by others.
- A cruel sentence about mood
- How do modern people learn to write ancient poems?
- Qq says lonely mood sentences.