Write a model essay in humorous Chinese.

Chinese is our life and something we must do every day. Everything we say and do is closely related to Chinese.

like a mother, you touch our tender lips with your weak hands. What we want to say and do comes from the source of your life. You melt your great life and spread the whole cradle of life.

You are so charming, like a magnet, slowly attracting me. You are like the blue sky, which makes my yearning for you stronger and more unstoppable! Interesting language, your knowledge is always so much, you can't count it, and you can't say it clearly.

You will always have a pure heart and light up our lives with that beautiful smile, because our lives are fun because of you. Because of you, our life is glorious.

You have bred an article with great flavor. Sketched a picture with magical beauty! You, the article you wrote, is always so memorable.

The picture you sketched is always admirable. Whenever a child picks you up and recites aloud, there will always be a surge of pride in my heart. When I pick up a pen and write a beautiful article, there will always be a sense of accomplishment in my heart. Because, what we learn is an interesting language, which is China's Chinese characters.

I like Chinese, because it always makes people curious. We can never live without Chinese, especially interesting Chinese. I am more attached to it and full of love. I like you, interesting, great and magical Chinese! Just change it. 2. Write a composition with an interesting language as the topic or content

Interesting language

Tinkering ............................................................................................................................................. The students are sitting in their seats, waiting for the arrival of the teacher. The teacher came into the classroom with a book under his arm, stood on the platform and said in a loud voice, "Hello, classmates." The students said in unison, "Old-Teacher-Good", and the teacher waved, "Please sit down."

This class is my favorite Chinese class, because Miss Liu often tells us some extra-curricular knowledge. Listening to her class is more interesting!

"Students, please open the textbook" Race against Time "on page 52. Please raise your hand if you went home yesterday and looked up the motto about time online." At this time, a few small hands were held high in the classroom. "Zhang Yan, you answer!" "Young people don't work hard, but old people are sad." Then another student replied that an inch of time is an inch of gold, and an inch of gold can't buy an inch of time! A day's plan lies in the morning, and a year's plan lies in the spring ... Everyone spoke actively.

after this class, I have gained a lot, learned a lot of proverbs about time, and know how to cherish time well.

The students listened with relish, but the happy time is always very fast, and then they have to say goodbye. Just as the teacher finished the last sentence, the class was over. The teacher closed the book, tucked it in the nest again, and walked out of the classroom, only to hear the students' reluctant voice behind him: "Old teacher-see you again"

Just change the teacher's surname to yours when you write. Race against Time is indeed a classic in primary schools, hehehe 3. Seek a humorous composition

Life needs humor

Humor is an essential element in life. If life lacks humor, life will become dull and uninteresting. Humor embodies a person's cultivation virtue everywhere and plays an important role in life.

humor is a good medicine to resolve contradictions. During the Civil War, a general sent back a brief report on the war, so Lincoln ordered that the report should be detailed. The general was very unhappy when he read the order, and immediately sent a telegram to Lincoln: "Six cows were captured and asked for instructions on how to deal with them." Knowing that the general must be angry, Lincoln immediately called back: "Milk the milk quickly!" " When the general saw it, he laughed and his anger disappeared. It can be seen how powerful humor is!

Humor is a manifestation of intelligence. Li Bai was clever as a child and was dissatisfied by a rich man. After a banquet, the rich man and Li Bai were walking by the pond. When the rich man saw several ducklings staggering by, he thought of a couplet to make things difficult for Li Bai: "Look at this thing, its wings are not full yet, how dare you be so arrogant." Knowing that the rich man was sorry for him, Li Bai made a couplet with a turtle just showing its head in the water: "Look at that thing, its shell has already been polished, which can be described as an old scoundrel." Hearing this, the rich man fled despondently.

Humor is a kind of tolerance. On a bus, because a pedestrian crossed the road and ran a red light, the driver came to a sudden stop. A passenger who didn't grasp it quickly fell to the side of the cab from behind. Just when everyone was surprised, surprised and embarrassed, the passenger said, "Teacher, master, what do you want me to do in such a hurry?" Suddenly, the awkward atmosphere disappeared and everyone laughed.

We live in this world, and humor makes us really feel happy. Humor is also a converter. No matter what you input, pain, contradiction, embarrassment or other things, it outputs happiness. Let's be happy, make life full of humor, make the world wonderful because of humor, and life really needs humor. 4. How to write the composition "Interesting Chinese", 2 words

Life is full of inspiration from Chinese

I used to think that Chinese, as its name implies, is what I learned only in Chinese class, and that is called Chinese. Later, one thing changed my view on Chinese.

On that day's rest day, I took out a magazine at random from the bookcase and read it. It was a magazine that I thought was very good. I read it carefully. Suddenly, I got excited, took out my notebook and prepared to take notes. I picked a very good article and took notes seriously. Finally finished, I stretched, took a closer look and gave a cry of surprise. Unexpectedly, in my notes, I actually saw words that can appear in Chinese, such as figurative sentences, personification sentences, parallelism sentences and so on. I was surprised at that time. Something was wrong. How did these things, which are obviously Chinese, get into my notes? Is it impossible to take notes without Chinese? Is there a language everywhere in life in a wider area?

Chinese is like a trip.

I learned Chinese from you.

When I think of the topic of this composition-Wandering in the World of Chinese, my mind is like a pot of porridge, and the pen in my hand seems to weigh a thousand pounds ... I just look at your face. Hey, how to write it?

Suddenly, a spark flashed in front of my eyes: "Good features", "fine features" and "red lips and white teeth". These idioms all mean that you are good-looking, but this is actually a language! Unexpectedly, it was so simple that my mind suddenly widened.

Look, your eyes are the "windows" of your soul, your eyebrows are curved crescent moons, your talkative mouth is like a clever-mouthed myna, and your face like a red apple makes your mouth water.

how about it? This string of metaphors is quite good! This is the language on your face. Let's talk about your actions, and the Chinese vocabulary and rhetoric will be more colorful.

when you are thinking about a problem, you are "absorbed" and "unable to think about it", and you are "frowning"; Suddenly I got the answer, you are "blessed to the soul" and your face is like "spring breeze blowing". When you are happy, you "jump three feet high" and your heart "blooms with joy". When you are sad, your eyebrows are locked, and your tears turn from "pearls" to "beads", then "streams" and finally "torrential rain". When you are angry, you "gnash your teeth" and the anger in your chest is like a "volcano" that will erupt at any time. If you are in a hurry, you are "worried" and like "ants on hot bricks-running around".

Gee, you must be in a hurry to get up today, because I found that your face was not cleaned. It's really "a cat washes its face-so-so". Is there something urgent? By the way, the teacher informed me that there will be a unit test this morning, so you must want to review earlier. Unfortunately, this is "don't burn incense at ordinary times, cram for the Buddha's feet temporarily", it's too late! It's almost time for the exam. At this time, you must be "fifteen buckets to draw water-seven ups and downs", right? When you get the test paper, you should be scratching your head like a monkey. However, a word of advice, don't be a "giraffe", otherwise, you will be "adding mistakes" and "deceiving yourself". I hope you can remember this lesson.

However, I really want to thank you for this composition, because I have found so much interesting Chinese knowledge and learned so many rich language vocabulary from you that I "write like a god" and "write at a stroke". Now my heart is sweeter than drinking honey, and my mind is as clear as the blue sky.

I learned Chinese from the Internet

Today, I surfed the Internet at home and accidentally clicked on a website entitled How to express my gratitude. I read the article curiously. I know from the article that appreciation is a kind of reward for others' kindness or some noble behavior, and it is a common oral way in daily life.

If others have some kindness to you or others are interested in doing something good for you, but you don't need it, you still have to thank them: "No, don't. Thank you. " "Thank you, I don't need it."

there are many ways to express gratitude. In addition to saying thank you, you can also throw a knowing smile at the other person, or nod to the other person in a friendly way, or bow your hand at the other person-using these gestures to express your gratitude is sometimes more cordial.

If you feel that the other party has provided you with great and heavy help, just saying "thank you" or just doing a simple action is not enough to show your gratitude, then after saying "thank you", add one or two sentences to thank the other party, so as to show that you value receiving the benefits of the other party.

Chinese "thankyou" is not as pervasive as English "thank you", and it is never available everywhere as some people think. If you are an excellent student, you can't answer with "thank you" when the teacher or school leader praises you face to face. At this time, your best answer should be "I actually know that I haven't done well enough." "I will be more motivated to live up to the expectations of teachers and leaders." In this case. If you say "thank you", it is tantamount to tacit approval of others' praise and praise for you. On the contrary, it gives others a feeling of immodesty.

when others thank you, you must respond. Some people often don't say anything in this case, and others answer with "thank you", which is inappropriate. The most common oral reactions are "you are welcome", "you are welcome" and "you are welcome".

It can be seen how important a thank you is to people. From it, we can see a person's quality, manners and habits, so people should learn Chinese well and use it well from now on to give others a good impression! 5. A composition with the topic of humor, 6 words < P > It must be strange for you to read this topic. Where does the teacher get humor except passing on knowledge to us every day? However, our teacher Chen is a king of humor.

Miss Chen is not tall, but her stomach is quite big, like being pregnant for 18 months, and her stomach is full of jokes. I remember the first time he gave us a class, which was a "heart-to-heart class". As soon as he came to power, he said to us, "People should have moral cultivation, so that they can have personality charm. If an old man standing on the podium now says to you,' Boys and girls, let's start our class now. Cough, cough, cough.' With such a teacher giving you lessons, you may not even be able to eat lunch, right? "The words sound just fell and the whole class burst into laughter. I couldn't help looking at the teacher and thinking, "What does he teach? Why is he so humorous?" I saw Mr. Chen wearing a pair of glasses, and those smiling eyes left a deep impression on me.

Later, when I learned that Mr. Chen was our art teacher, I jumped three feet tall with joy. Teacher Chen often criticizes some students with humorous language. Once, a classmate didn't listen carefully in class and didn't draw carefully. After that classmate finished painting, Mr. Chen said, "Yo, it's really well painted. This telephone pole is really beautiful!" " That classmate bowed his head in shame and whispered, "Sorry, teacher, I drew a tree." It also attracted the whole class to burst into laughter.

Teacher Chen is so humorous that he is naturally loved by many students, who affectionately call him "Humor Teacher". Of course, Humor Teachers not only laugh, but also get angry sometimes. Last Tuesday, the discipline of the whole class was terrible. This time, Teacher Chen struck the table and said gruffly, "You have gone too far. You have made me lose confidence in you!" We've only seen Mr. Chen laugh before, but we've never seen Mr. Chen angry. It's even uglier than crying, and its voice is terrible. It's even worse than an earthquake of magnitude 18. Several students are about to cry, but Mr. Chen added, "You are like demons in angel feathers!" " Some students laughed secretly, and some students protested loudly: "The teacher used inappropriate words." In this way, the tense classroom atmosphere was dissolved by laughter.

Mr. Chen, how much laughter you have brought us? You are like an "urchin" who makes us laugh from ear to ear. You impart knowledge in humor and instill humor in the ocean of knowledge. Listening to your lecture always feels that time passes too fast. In a short class, we are just like sponges, absorbing knowledge. Let me tell you a little secret. All our classmates like you very much. 6. Excerpt homework

This is the hilarious quotation of our teachers in Harbin No.24 Middle School. I arranged it myself, hehe.

Mathematics Japper Lao Yuan My name is Yuan (chang) chang Liang, and Chang is zhang who grew up. I'm a girl. I am not a child prodigy.

I am watching you from the sky. What to do? How to do it? Ah ~ ~ ~ ~! Pay attention ~ ~ ~, pay attention.

don't take what I said to heart. What do I want? I can kill you! I can stare you to death! Don't talk while I'm exploring it.

this is my idea, mine, not yours. Dangdang Dangdang.

how can some students be distracted? What class is it? Get your things ready. One thing I regret most is that I didn't learn liberal arts well in high school.

god is watching you! Oh, pay attention, why are you laughing? Are you laughing at me? What will other teachers think? Oh, smile in the future! As the saying goes, in a threesome, there must be my teacher. Right? Right?

is it right? Students, right? Hey, right! ! Xiaojin, a funny genius in mathematics, sneaked a piece of calculus paper and pretended to calculate it. Failure is the mother of success, and we are looking for mom now! How can I succeed without my previous mothers? Smart people actually finish the calculation secretly first.

the lovely creature Oda XXX, how come it's you again! Beat you to death