Bieber, tell me about it.

1. Whether you can feel the happiness of two people together again belongs only to you and me.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the exam comes, others are reviewing themselves but previewing.

When those red berries come in spring, they flush on your southern branches. People who want to miss them collect more, and Mix red beans have attracted people's attention.

Race against time to win the final victory.

The biggest sorrow is that you will stop laughing and crying when you grow up.

6. One day I will become so powerful that nothing can disturb my inner peace.

7. Take your posture as a photo of right and wrong, frame your heart, and light some incense when you miss you.

8. I like to see you smile, even if she is the reason.

9. I tried my best to make you pay attention to me, and finally found that I was too self-righteous.

10, you have to love someone who will never give up on you anyway.

1 1, again and again, you and I agreed for a hundred years. Whoever dies at the age of 97 will wait in Naiheqiao for three years.

12, don't care too much. Some people care too much about some things. Let nature take its course and face it with the best attitude.

13, graduated, but boring. The heaviest burden in life is not work.

14, give you a late greeting and an early apology.

15, nonsense, because of dependence. Politeness is because of strangeness. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on your face.

1, red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on your face. I miss you so much!

2, dreaming of dream of eating spaghetti, waking up in the morning to find that the shoelaces are gone!

3, the left head is flour, and the right head is water. When I think about the problem, my head is burnt!

4. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday and met the professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

I don't want to eat porridge every day. I went to the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

6, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

7. Are you a dung ball that has been rolled by a little retarded dog, a cockroach that has been trampled on, and adopted by a mentally retarded master in Shaolin Temple, and are you known as a pear flower over a begonia?

That fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.

9, my principle is: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

10, money is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear everything.

1 1. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

12, I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

13, I have nothing to be afraid of. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of leaving alive.

14, my classmate XXX and I rode out to play, and his valve core was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him, and we rode home happily together.

15, the sports meeting 100 meters finally started, and the students ran out like wild dogs.

16, ... My teacher is a little fat, with a big head, big eyes, a big nose and even a big mouth. ..... This teacher is very friendly to people. He wears a pair of color-changing glasses, like a giant panda. ...

17. On an opaque night, the tadpoles in the pond are basking in the sun!

18, diary-the first day: I went to my mother's office today and had a good time. The next day: I went to my mother's office yesterday and had a good time. Day 3: Today, I remembered that I went to my mother's office the day before yesterday and had a good time.

19, the chemistry teacher asked, what about gas leakage? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

20. Why did I switch my mobile phone to flight mode, and it fell from the fourth floor or broke?

Red beans don't grow in the south, but they grow strangely on my face.

What would you do if your opponent and the person who betrayed you fell into the water at the same time? One is to go to disco, the other is to go to karaoke, and the third is to record it and watch it slowly.

If you haven't lost weight by the end of May, there are two ways: 1, and kill everyone thinner than you. 2. kill yourself.

Girls, find a husband in the future, give birth to a child named Xia and the child named Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

I am good-looking, so you should be patient.

Others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog, walking and swimming to see who is unhappy with two bites.

The best way to refuse others' ambiguity is: Sorry, I'm not interested in the opposite sex.

My ideal is to pick a load of shit and go to the street to see who is not pleasing to the eye.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

When the college entrance examination results came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: In fact, it is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

The world is coming to an end, and there is something I have been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; When you are old, the mirror is flat.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

I once looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

Life is like poop, and we revel in it like dung beetles.

If you want to get married, marry someone else first, then marry me, take his house, take his money and drive his BMW.

Shout when the road is rough, and make a fool of yourself when the time comes.

Pass the bottle after drinking the medicine, hang yourself with a rope, and wave a small handkerchief to jump off the building to bid farewell.

For heaven's sake, thick soil is evidence, and the right person is willing to pass all the final exams with 20 Jin of meat on his body.

If you are fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be just like QQ.

After I die, there should be free wifi in front of my grave, so people will come to see me often.

If there is an afterlife, I would like to make a bar of soap, so I don't have to worry about losing weight anymore.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and take money to hold a money field.

"I am' a friend of mine' and' a classmate of mine', and I am also known as the three insurmountable gods.

When I see other people's property in their twenties is over 100 million, 1 billion, and several billion, I will be 5 million, still a pixel.

The first word in all kinds of English vocabulary books is dislike. Do you want to tell everyone: give up?

As Lan Yan, I suddenly understand that Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations but has no fucking boyfriend's rights!

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

The standard of otaku and otaku: take the computer as the center and the arm length as the radius in bed.

Some girls are the same as the house price. Only when you look back, do you know that it was wrong not to start.

I think it is a kind of hooliganism for girls to say that they are cold when they are lonely!

If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 months, you will live to 100 years old!

Feelings that are not for the purpose of marriage are all for raising a wife for others.

Falling in love is like playing on the seesaw. Any one of them suddenly walks away or gets fat, which will make the whole game very dangerous.

Sometimes I go to see the refrigerator at night, just to know if it is normal.

As long as you choose the right university, you will celebrate Singles Day every day!

Look at the nose in the middle, look at the face of Liu Hai, look at the temperament of oblique Liu Hai, and look at the facial features without Liu Hai ... I am suitable for making a mask.

Idiot youth: I will always be seventeen. Literary youth: they begin to grow old at the age of seventeen. Ordinary youth: I have been a teacher since I was seventeen.

Anyone who dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underwear, running out of breath.

If there is no flat chest, how can we level the world?

Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

I used to have schizophrenia, and now we're recovered!

I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

Which is more pitiful, no money to spend or no one to want? Of course, there is nothing to eat!

April Fool's Day confession is simply weak, and Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king! Because ... if it's rejected ... you can say that ... Ah, I was possessed just now.

When a girlfriend is upset because she is going to have her period, a man should hug her tightly and say, "I'm useless, let you have your period."

It's been so many years since the final exam, why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, if you take an examination of 40, you will take an examination of 20, if you pass two, you will take one, and if you choose two, you will be exempted from the examination.

I think it took me more than 20 years to see it. It's normal that you don't like me. I don't live to please you.

When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing is that the toilet was discovered before people woke up.

The most painful thing in the world is not to write a paper, but to write even if you know it is rubbish. What is more painful than this is that you can't even write a rubbish paper.

Whenever cleaning, the school will say "school is your home", but if you are late, the school will say "do you think school is your home?"

Do you find people who don't like you particularly ugly?

I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

Now boys are thinner, whiter and more beautiful than girls, and they want to compete with us girls for boys.

When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

I'm not afraid to celebrate Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

Now, the only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

Be sure to have fun, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find that the world will be suddenly enlightened.

A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

When you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. After that, you looked ferocious and said to the toilet, "shit for me!" " "Then flush the toilet!

I have always hated washing clothes, so I am relieved to live with my girlfriend. As a result, I have to wash two people's clothes every day now, and I can't wash them until the next day.

One day Altman raised his hand to answer questions in class, and then the teacher died.

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

My girlfriend said that I agreed at that time without much pursuit. It's too much for her to let me break up. I chased again, and I agreed. And then it was gone.

What about the final exam? Justin Bieber said it well: back, back, back … oh ~ back, back, back, back, oh ~ back, back, back, back.

Baby, I count the stars, your IQ is almost the same, and you count the moon.

The same is a B, NB to the north and SB to the south. The most important thing in life is direction.

"What if I meet a snake in the wild?" "Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian."

If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

Today, my classmate slapped me and asked me, "What does it mean to do it again?" I replied, "Do it again." Then he slapped me again.

I can't afford to get hurt. I really can't afford to get hurt. Three disciples and I carried Tang Sanzang. Conscience has wood, and your conscience is a dog. It's only a short walk from Wan Li.

No matter who you are, whether you are in junior high school or senior high school, we will always be the worst class in the past few years.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

I was going to lose weight this year and it turned into lightning, which blinded your eyes. As a result, obesity has become a strong fruit, blocking your sight.

Some people like to take advantage and want to have children as soon as they hear the painless abortion discount.

The biggest lie in this world is: "lend me a napkin", saying it is borrowed, but no one has ever returned it.

When I heard a song by Xu Zhian called "Why Do You Love Others Behind My Back", I couldn't help feeling that Xu Zhian's girlfriend was really strong.

When the soft girl saw the basketball coming, she hid, the rough girl picked it up, the man hit back with his hand, and I kicked it.

There is no stand-up comedy that doesn't hurt your hands, no love that doesn't break up, only detergent.

I want to be a male bastard in thought, a good man in life, a handsome guy in appearance and an Altman in psychology.

In fact, love can be very simple: be a girl for life if you have the ability, and live with me if you don't.

Sanlu said "it's the problem of dairy farmers", dairy farmers said "it's the problem of cows", cows said "it's the problem of grass" and grass said "grass!"

Once I saw my uncle buying vegetables, I blurted out: did you buy two dishes for my uncle? My second uncle said that he was too old to speak to anyone.

People don't love me, and I don't love others. People who love me are committed.

Before I entered your space, I thought about whether to delete the visit record. When I got in, I found I couldn't get in at all.

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

I went with the flow and turned myself into a highly educated hooligan.

The little girl selling flowers pulled me and said, big brother, buy flowers. I can tell at a glance that you are a playboy.

Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

People think I'm looking down, but I'm actually looking to see if this dime should be picked up on the ground.

Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover goes home to grow potatoes.

I want to eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I'll go.

I still have your picture until now. It's okay. Take a look! Then sighed; What a good baby! no

I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

Yesterday, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

Love him more than yourself. Tell me about it.

I heard the radio in the taxi: If you love him more than yourself, it means that you know him well enough, then a couple quarreling and breaking up is just like a couple quarreling and not getting divorced. Understanding and caring can change everything.

Love him more than yourself. Tell me about it.

First, we have to prove to the world that he is great, how hard he works and how much we love him.

Second, the pull of emotion and reason, which woman moved her heart, is it difficult for reason to prevail? The six-carat diamond ring was the last straw to take away Wang Jiazhi's faith, or at this time she didn't even consider who she was loyal to. She just wants Yi to live first. I put myself in. I love him more than myself. Emotional animals, how to say.

There is a seed of hatred in my heart. As long as he hurts us, the seeds will sprout, but I know very well that only when he is happy, will my mother be happy, because my mother loves him more than herself. All I can do is play dumb and escape. An inexplicable concern is to hold yourself and cry for a while. In fact, no one may love you as much.

Four, suddenly want to understand one thing, those girls who forgive love rat again and again and love him more than themselves will hurt themselves again and again. But how do you know he doesn't love you? More is to use. People who love you are so cruel that they cut you beyond recognition.

Since I love him, how can I not think about him more? After all he has done for me, I should learn to love him more than myself.

Sixth, fortunately, I found someone who can go to two of a kind; Be selfish and find someone who loves himself more than him; Selflessly find someone who loves him more than himself.

I met him not long after the divorce, but I told myself not to be true, because I had a failed marriage and I was scared! How should I face the man in front of me? Maybe I never lie. Slowly, I like him. I love him more than myself. Maybe I'm divorced and afraid of loneliness. Talk to someone. But these are not, the heart is so contradictory, everyone wants to have a warm home, afraid of loneliness, afraid of loneliness, afraid of a person's home, and afraid of getting married.

Eight, only lh one. Even if I can't insist, he's the only one. It won't happen again. It's been almost six years since I debuted. I can't give up Time makes me know himself better than he does. I know him better than myself. I love him more than myself. Don't forget that your initiative has always loved him. I know it's worth it. I hope those who have left will think about it. He can circle you for the second time and circle you countless times for the third time. He's different. I can't get rid of him. I also believe that people who love him will always love him and will turn back. Now they are all waiting to break up, so am I. I want to love myself. I say I will never let go. Those who say they look like my deer shut up and are blind. Compare the fairy with the spicy chicken, like your mother B, who is blind and goes to see an eye doctor. Isn't it disgusting not to compare anyone?

9. The baby's first New Year is coming. He went to bed early. How busy the world is has nothing to do with him. He just eats and sleeps and grins from time to time when he sleeps. This smile has blossomed in my heart. I read an article two days ago saying that I regretted not giving birth to a baby earlier, so that I could love him for a few more years. Speaking of heart, I love him more than myself. That's how I feel. Happy new year, my baby!

Ten, very beautiful, but fortunately there is no * * *, otherwise it will hurt to death ~ If you like it, try to keep it. The stubborn face just proves that you love yourself more than you love him. Two lovers who can't grow up at the same frequency will always be separated. Therefore, rational love is the best way, either to catch up with each other's footsteps or to let him fly higher. Definitely better than dying in an unhealthy relationship.

Eleven, first of all, is our goal, our pursuit, the person we love has not given up, we have no reason to give up, because we love him more than ourselves.

Twelve, maternal love is really a magical but terrible feeling. Although the baby has not yet been born, he already loves him more than himself. This kind of love is terrible

Thirteen, don't marry marriage, be sure to marry love, because loving him in love is like loving yourself. He loves you more than himself and is happy.

14. He said he couldn't rely on me, and I erased a lot of things. I didn't give him face in front of my family, or my arrogant personality and temper made him unbearable. He was tired, and he said he would give up. What should I do? I changed a lot for him and tried to be a good wife and mother. He said I was just thinking, I care about him, and I love him more than myself. His words are enough to make me numb and sweat. What should I do? He will forgive me, will not give up, and will say that he will hold your hand and grow old with his son?

15. Loving a child is like suffering from Stockholm syndrome. You forgot what you suffered when you gave birth to him. As long as he smiles at you, you should love him more than yourself.

You hide him in your heart, you feel pain when he moves, and you don't know if you have a sense of existence in his heart. This unfair feeling is only because you love him more than yourself. Many people will never learn to be kind to themselves and are willing to give everything for the person they like, even if the other person doesn't belong to them, which will only make you lost in love.

You can say that you love him more than yourself, but you can never say that you love him and forget to love yourself. For a girl, please yourself is always more important than please love. When you stop pinning all your emotions on another person, when you stop worrying about a scarred relationship, and when you dare to accept yourself, then your love will be decent.

18. No one in this world can't live without him. It's just that you love him more than yourself It's just that he abandoned you after your heart was full of him. This is just a process. You are still you. What grows up in a relationship doesn't exist, only love without love. Just like he doesn't love you.

Nineteen, in my cognition, the difference between father and mother is that father loves children but loves himself more, and mother loves children more than herself. No one is wrong. The mistake is that men should be allowed to get pregnant and raise children.

Twenty years later, you will find that it is also happy to love someone wholeheartedly. Maybe you can't get someone's love, but if you really love someone, you won't regret it. The person you love, you love him more than yourself. Think of him with joy and warmth. You really love this person and are willing to humiliate yourself, compromise, unconditionally compromise, as long as he is happy. I have no temper just because I love him. With him, it is heaven and earth. It is he who lets you know how great and proud it is to persist in the complicated world.

Twenty-one, I understand that we can't take him as the center, love him more than ourselves, don't contact him all the time, don't contact him often, but there is no way to control it. Do you know

When you can restrain yourself from doing something that makes the person you love sad, at that moment, you love him more than yourself. Because of love, it will be carefully cared for; Because of love, you will know how to cherish.

I don't like myself, how can I like others better? Although a little selfish, it is always selfish to meet someone. When one day you meet someone who can put aside your selfishness and love wholeheartedly, it shows that you love him, but you still find that you love yourself or love him more, so leave her as soon as possible. It's not love, it's affection. After a long time, the beautiful feeling will become natural and weak, so after careful consideration, it is a kind of responsibility for herself and her.

Twenty-four years later, I don't feel much rest. I've been very busy. I'm leaving before I've had enough. I want to spend more time with my grandparents. I have been thinking about why I didn't choose to work in my hometown at that time, and my parents didn't travel far. Now I finally have an experience. As my son grows up day by day, the feeling of loving him more than himself becomes more and more obvious. Parents all over the world are like this. If he is fine, everything will be fine. The rhythm of working overtime on the first day of the seventh day is really speechless. Is this the rhythm of this year? I don't like making friends more and more, and the habit of keeping a diary is gradually stranded because of laziness. I'll just say a few words here for the record. In the Year of the Dog, may everything get better and better, my life be better, and my son be healthy and happy.

Twenty-five, I really want to cry and vent my emotions. As a result, I can't cry for five years, or even for a lifetime. Later, I found that people always love themselves more than others, but I always love him more than myself. I am learning to love myself.

We come from all corners of the country, from all directions. In order to be with one person, we all have the same name. We love him more than ourselves. His wish is world peace, and mine is that he is treated tenderly by the world.

27. The train on the platform took away the eternal summer in Elio's life. Have you ever loved someone? You love him more than yourself. Do you remember?

I thought that not many people knew him, but it turned out that I was really wrong. There are many people in Neo who love him more than themselves. This is the result of his hard work. I am really happy and happy for him! Although the effort can't be said to be very successful, it is very effective. In order to achieve your ultimate goal, don't forget your innovative spirit. Come on, may you get better and better!

29. Loving a child is like suffering from Stockholm syndrome. You have forgotten all the hardships when you gave birth to him, and all the abuses when you raised him. As long as he smiles at you, you should love him more than yourself. Why?

30. Many times we tear it up and leave, and finally we really find that viewly is right. If you are better to yourself, find someone who loves you more than yourself and loves you more than you love him.

Thirty-one, the original four-year relationship is not as good as the sentence "I don't feel, I don't love, so I can't be together." I changed everything for him and gave everything I had. So what? Finally, he left without hesitation. I really envy the feeling of holding hands for a lifetime. I used to think that feelings are like this. It's no use loving him more than yourself.

32. Sometimes, we desperately love someone, and love him more than ourselves. This sad love only brings heartbreak. . . . .