The circle of friends who was posted with a ticket told a humorous summary of 40 articles.

The circle of friends who was fined told a humorous story-1. On a particularly bad day, the car was given a ticket, the parking fee was paid and the money was lost. Hey, I'm really trying.

You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.

When I parked my car at the door, I was worried that I would get a ticket. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.

Everyone needs civilized transportation, and transportation needs everyone's civilization.

On the day of counting down, I gave the car a ticket first, then rubbed the car, and my mobile phone was flooded at night.

The last question will determine whether you have drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

7. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

8. I lost the lottery and now I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.

9. The past is a dream frozen in memory, and you are my only unique memory. The fog on the green leaves is the tears of missing. Finishing the fine is a thing of the past.

10. Safety favors those who obey the rules, while accidents favor those who violate the rules.

1 1. You can't take a safe step if you can't block the illegal road.

12. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.

13. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.

14. I accidentally ran a red light, looked at the left and thought it was a green light, and left, but I was so stupid!

15. Guess what? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.

16. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket at will, right?

17. When you work illegally, it is a time of disaster.

18. You go, I go, everyone goes. The safety awareness is: you let, I let, everyone let, and the safe journey is guaranteed.

19. Safety factor is the foundation of life, and traffic violation is the source of safety accidents.

20. Safe production is glorious, and illegal operation is shameful.

The circle of friends who have been posted with a ticket is talking about humor. Chapter 2 1. Walking on the sidewalk, walking on the side of the road without sidewalks.

22. One person leaves the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.

23. Punishing violations is ruthless, seemingly ruthless, but actually affectionate.

24. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

25. Traffic safety is everyone's business.

26. Standards are the foundation of safety, and violation of regulations is the bane of accidents.

27. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.

28. I didn't walk long, ran a red light, was fined with tears, and was ashamed to see my parents.

29. Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.

30. Through the spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety is always in my heart.

3 1. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car. Like the first car, it is parked outside the parking space and often posted a ticket. ...

32. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

33. There is a full moon in safe production, and it is illegal to act rashly.

Don't be a "super" on the road, just be a civilized "driver".

35. The electronic violation handling hall is overcrowded, and everyone has a number list. A sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, so why did you finish in front? Me: Beauty, I was forced to detain my car, with a one-time deduction of 12 points. It's VIP Sister. . .

36. When others violate the rules, please yell at them loudly.

37. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please change trains quickly.

38. Drive carefully 1000 times, and drive carelessly more than once.

39. I have to worry about running a red light when driving every day. Just now, I seem to have succeeded.

40. Today is really a bad day. Riding an electric car was fined 20, and I felt particularly helpless!

Friends circle sentences (40 sentences) that accidentally posted tickets.

Friends circle sentence (the first sentence) 1 If you drive slowly, it is also a big deal for others to call you "two generations of love"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "avatar"

2. Warning? You want a warning, okay? Well, I warn you not to think like that, or I'll write another ticket.

3. I am also very helpless. Of course, it's not all my fault. It has been six years since I got my driver's license, and I will lose points for the first time.

4. Safe production is full moon, and illegal operation is short of half.

Even if you give the car a ticket, you should make up your makeup first and take a selfie to record it.

6. Drinking before going to work is like entering the tiger's mouth.

7. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.

8. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, it will be difficult to keep safe if something goes wrong.

I got a ticket today. I want to know enough is enough. Why should I end up like this?

10. create your own happiness safely, and leave the world suffering if you violate it.

1 1. There are as many stories behind me as there are smiles on my face. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

12. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!

13. The stumbling is not high and the violation is not small.

14. put an end to violations, start from me, pay attention to safety, and the whole family will be happy.

15. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.

16. Safety comes from caution in sticking to posts, and accidents come from carelessness in sticking to posts.

17. You, me and him are safe.

18. Even the wind is sweet on the way to drink. I was given a ticket today. Can I swear gracefully?

19. The road of illegal operation cannot be blocked, and the step of safe construction cannot be taken.

20. I heard today that there is a new rule to deduct driving duties. One car can only eliminate the violation of three cars, that is, one car can only deduct three points. Be careful to help others eliminate points! ! !

Friends circle sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. Don't do it because of small safety matters, and don't do it because of small violations.

22. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car, which, like the first car, is parked outside the parking space and is often given a ticket …

23. Woo hoo. I wanted to move a parking space for fear of getting a ticket, and then I rubbed the car. That was the next day.

24. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.

25. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife stay indoors!

27. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we can get a ticket.

28. Paving a happy road safely is tantamount to digging your own grave.

29. I received a ticket for illegal parking. I followed the car too closely and ran a red light. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!

30. In the afternoon, my mother insisted on buying clothes for my animal year. I went out for a walk, bought nothing and scraped my car. I got a ticket yesterday and got hurt today. This is my animal year.

3 1. After eating essence today, I feel that the wind is unknown, the clouds are drifting, the sky doesn't understand rain, and my eyes don't understand the weakness of tears. Therefore, I don't care about the choice, and I can't understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every kind of pain must be told.

32. There was no violation for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

33. Do you think we don't give tickets to beautiful ladies? You're right, we really don't give tickets to beautiful ladies. Please sign here.

34. My day: I got a ticket for parking in the afternoon and bought milk tea at night. The milk tea was taken away by the takeaway brother and made again. On the way home, I found that the car was out of gas at all, so I went to refuel at once.

35. On the way, I saw a beautiful woman who looked familiar. I stopped to let her get on the bus and said I would give you a ride. When the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Two days ago, I went to the traffic police detachment to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.

36. Driving is not standardized, and relatives cry. Please fasten your seat belt when driving.

37. You can reverse the car savagely, but you can't let life go backwards.

38. I was accidentally stopped by a concrete mixer and ran a red light today. It is a sin to run a red light in a familiar place.

39. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.

40. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

Those who get tickets on the first day of the road talk about summarizing 40 articles.

On the first day on the road, I was given a ticket (Part 1) 1. It's all my fault that the vehicle was punished because of my carelessness. Thank you, traffic police friends, for your hard work.

2. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

3. Keep in mind the traffic rules and travel politely.

On the day of counting down, I first gave the car a ticket, then rubbed the car, and my mobile phone was flooded at night.

On a particularly bad day, the car was fined, the parking fee was paid and the money was lost. Well, it's really hard for me.

6. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!

7. Strong violation concept and high safety factor.

8. Safety comes from prudence in sticking to the post, and accidents come from carelessness in sticking to the post.

9. Old drivers sometimes park illegally to commemorate their first detention in Qingdao.

10. Even if you give a ticket to the car, you must first make up your makeup and take a selfie.

1 1. Drinking before work is like getting into the jaws of death.

12. Expressway, driving at an appropriate speed.

13. You can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. I ate a fine and wanted to correct it.

14. Everyone travels politely every day, and the roads are safe and smooth every day.

15. create your own happiness safely, and leave the world suffering if you violate it.

16. If I'm not careful, I ran a red light. Finally, I was greedy, and the 6 points were gone.

17. Safe production of wealth, illegal operation accident.

18. At the end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is a closed dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

19. Today is really a bad day. Riding an electric car was fined 20, and I felt particularly helpless!

Talking about getting a ticket on the first day on the road (2) 20. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we will be given a ticket.

2 1. The electronic violation handling hall is crowded, and everyone has a number list. A sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, so why did you finish in front? Me: Beauty, I was forced to detain my car, with a one-time deduction of 12 points. It's VIP Sister. . .

22. If you increase the speed to 100 km per hour, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.

23. Guarantee equals safety, and violation equals death.

24. I was accidentally stopped by a concrete mixer and ran a red light today. It is a sin to run a red light in a familiar place.

25. Safety lies in caution, and violation of regulations often leads to accidents.

26. Last month, I handled a car violation, fined 800 yuan, and went to the bank to pay. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected and asked me to pay it another day. I went back to my hometown to get something the next day and never paid for it. It's only 20 days since I have to pay the late payment fee from 360 yuan today. The country really can't afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 800 yuan in the bank before I can get the interest from 360 yuan.

27. A good day begins with being given a ticket, so don't be lucky. Today, the ticket was given, and I actually went to work, so I realized that my Spring Festival holiday had entered the countdown.

28. When others violate the rules, please yell at them loudly.

29. I haven't broken the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. Even funnier, I broke the rules in the same place three times. I am really angry!

30. Slow down, don't rush, and always take care of your life.

3 1. I went out to store vegetables today, and then my car was given a ticket. I lost my ticket when I got on the bus. Maybe the wind blew away. I bought something and took it up first, and found another ticket when I came down. I am really drunk!

32. Don't be eager for quick success and instant benefit, take risks, and don't rush for quick success and violate regulations.

33. Paving a happy road safely is tantamount to digging your own grave.

The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have honked the horn. Why don't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear you honk!" Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.

35. If you drive slowly, it is also a big deal for others to call you "two generations of love"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "avatar"

36. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

37. I'm really sad to be fined 200 yuan for illegal parking.

The novice driver issued a ticket.

A novice driver issues a ticket (I) 1. For example, the traffic police in a certain place let the driver choose to feel the same way for 30 seconds or fine 200 yuan.

2. In addition to being given a ticket, I was photographed for the first time, speeding! ! When driving at the slowest speed, okay? You also said to control road rage, stop racing and control fuel consumption, and that's it? ! On the first day of moving bricks, I was treated like a dog by the leader, and I was unhappy!

3. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

4. The advantages of being an author. For example, when you are worried about whether a person will get a ticket for parking on the roadside, you can give him a parking space.

5. Honor, shame and civilization, and traffic safety is in your heart.

6. Paving a happy road safely means digging your own grave.

I got a ticket today. I think the wind doesn't understand the drift of clouds, the sky doesn't understand the depression of rain, and the eyes don't understand the cowardice of tears. So you don't understand my choice, and you don't have to understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every pain must be told.

8. Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.

9. It's all my fault that the vehicle was punished because of my carelessness. Thank you, traffic police friends, for your hard work.

10. Traffic safety is everyone's business.

1 1. Careless operation leads to an accident.

12. One second car accident, a lifetime of pain.

13. Safety operation should not be careless, and accidents are easy to occur if it is illegal.

14. Now that all the tickets have been posted, let's drive away tomorrow morning. As a result, we were given a ticket in the morning and watched the car be towed away.

15. Overloading and speeding are dangerous.

16. I was fined twice for parking this week. The constellation blogger's prediction of weekly fortune was too accurate, which made me laugh!

17. You can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. I ate a fine and wanted to correct it.

18. I heard today that there are new rules for deducting points from driving books. One book can only exclude three cars from violating the rules, that is, one car can only deduct three books. Be careful to help others eliminate points! ! !

19. Today, after eating essence, I feel the wind is unclear, white clouds are floating, the sky doesn't understand rain, and my eyes don't understand the weakness of tears. Therefore, I don't care about the choice, and I can't understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every kind of pain must be told.

20. There is no fine or penalty for speeding violation. Surprise, accident, happiness!

A ticket for novice drivers (below) 2 1. If you don't follow the rules and measures, it will be difficult to keep the peace once something happens.

22. Guess what? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.

23. Don't do it because of small security matters, and don't do it because of small violations.

24. What a terrible day! I'm extremely upset, I'm impatient with driving, I violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm going to be depressed, come and help me. ...

25. My day: I got a ticket for parking in the afternoon and bought milk tea at night. The milk tea was taken away by the takeaway brother and made again. On the way home, I found that the car was out of gas at all, so I went to refuel at once.

26. Safety comes from observing rules and disciplines, and accidents come from carelessness.

27. For the first time in life, let's commemorate it.

28. Obey traffic laws and care for the journey of life.

29. Safe production is accompanied by a happy life, and illegal operation is shrouded in pain for a lifetime.

30. Last month, I handled a car violation, fined 800 yuan, and went to the bank to pay. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected and asked me to pay it another day. I went back to my hometown to get something the next day and never paid for it. It's only 20 days since I have to pay the late payment fee from 360 yuan today. The country really can't afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 800 yuan in the bank before I can get the interest from 360 yuan.

3 1. You said that drinking two bottles of beer didn't affect your driving, so do you think two tickets will affect you?

32. The law is like a mountain, and you run away.

33. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car, which, like the first car, is parked outside the parking space and is often given a ticket …

34. The zebra crossing has a solid line and a dotted line. The lifeline of the line: carts, cars, bicycles, cars and cars should be civilized.

35. Woo hoo. I wanted to move a parking space for fear of getting a ticket, and then I rubbed the car. That was the next day.

36. Safety is the lifeblood, and violation of regulations is the bane.

37. Safety depends on a sense of responsibility, and accidents are aimed at finding violators.

38. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

Everyone needs civilized transportation, and transportation needs everyone's civilization.

40. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!