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What are some funny sentences about "quitting smoking"?

1, "It is not a crime for a man to smoke, but he regrets it when he is old ..." I don't mind coming to me when you have no money to buy cigarettes. I only care about your health. Love, from this moment on, from smokeless. Sadly, I don't know whether the reply is successful or not. I'm afraid of replying too much and too much.

2. Smoking one more cigarette reduces a valuable life span, smoking one more pack of cigarettes gives a patient a chance, and smoking one more year will lead to lung cancer earlier. The more you smoke, the more harmful it is to your health, and it will pollute the environment and endanger the health of others. World No Tobacco Day: I suggest friends stop here, quit smoking and stay healthy.

3. Lighting a cigarette burns health, inhales harm, smokes a cigarette, swallows hidden dangers and spits out pollution. On World No Tobacco Day, please stay away from cigarettes and wish you health and safety!

4. Although cigarettes are small, they are really harmful. I was poisoned and caused a lot of trouble. Smoke pollutes the environment and enters the lungs to cause disaster. In order to stay healthy, it is urgent to stay away from it. World No Tobacco Day, for the health of you and your family, stay away from cigarettes!

It feels good at the moment of smoking, but you may pay for the health of yourself and others for a lifetime. Are you willing to trade your health for a moment's affection? So quit smoking, starting in an hour.

6. Many diseases are caused by smoking, and cigarettes are the chief culprit and the source of all diseases. Smoking is equal to chronic suicide, which is the fuse of cancer. Once the time is ripe, it will spread and multiply, erode the body and organs, and threaten people's lives. World No Tobacco Day: advocate staying away from the poison of cigarettes, advocate a healthy lifestyle, pay attention to health and care for life.

7, refuse a cigarette, the blue sky is clearer; Less smoke makes the air fresher; If you don't smoke, you will be healthier. 53 1 World No Tobacco Day, please say goodbye to cigarettes, for you, for me and for everyone.

8. Spend less cigarettes, the bulging pockets of your wallet are full, you forget to smoke, all the diseases have run away, there is no lingering in public places, and people who are secondhand smoke clap their hands and laugh. Today, on World No Tobacco Day, let's turn off the fire, put out cigarettes and be healthy every day.

9. Let go of persistence and leave some health for your family; Put down the excuse, smoking is not a reason; Put down your face and be healthy for yourself, not for others. On World No Tobacco Day, leave cigarettes for yesterday and beauty for the future. Quit smoking for yourself and your family!

10, express your pleasure with cigarettes and squander your original healthy body with a lot of money. Dear friends, World No Tobacco Day has arrived. For the sake of health, I will quit smoking and breathe the fresh air outside the window.

1 1, smoking is harmful to oneself and it is difficult to pump the lungs; Smoking hurts family members and makes them physically and mentally exhausted; Smoking harms everyone and pollutes the environment. On World No Tobacco Day, I hope you stay away from cigarettes and be a happy and healthy person!

12, every cigarette you smoke is irresponsible to yourself, and every cigarette you spit is harmful to others. For the health of yourself and others, insulate yourself from cigarettes for one day, and no-smoking day starts from your fingertips!

13, harvest is the contract of autumn, fragrance is the contract of butterfly, happiness is the contract of sincerity, satisfaction is the contract of happiness, love is the contract of soul, cigarettes are the contract of devil, World No Tobacco Day, I wish you stay away from cigarettes, harvest the fragrance of love and harvest happiness.

14、? Smoking is easy to get old, sick, harmful to others and yourself, costly and thankless. Remember that there are old people in the world, and don't forget that there are little people in the world. Smoke is poisonous, and no one can escape. World No Tobacco Day, I wish you stay away from tobacco and have a better life!

15, cigarette curl is very cool, disease entanglement is very bitter, one bright and one dark corrodes bones, polluting the environment countless. Swear to hang on and stick to the road of quitting smoking. Clean the heart, lungs and intestines, and keep healthy and beautiful forever. On World No Tobacco Day, let quitting smoking challenge your will and be a healthy and strong person!