Please tell me a joke that is funny and can make you laugh.

After the little monk picked up a pack of sanitary napkins (it was so funny, I regretted not seeing it right!) Hahahaha! !

2014-09-22

One day, the young monk went down the mountain to carry water and picked up a large

package of sanitary napkins, with a total of thirty-three pieces. , the young monk didn’t know what it was, so he gave it to the old abbot.

The old abbot didn’t know what it was for, because

this sanitary bag The scarf was accidentally thrown away by a female foreigner who came here for sightseeing. There were only some foreign texts on it, which I didn't recognize.

So the old abbot summoned The monks in the temple held a special research meeting. The theme was: What is this? Its use has been exhausted.

Everyone took a piece. After careful study, There was a lot of discussion

and everyone expressed their opinions. The cleaning monk said:

This is a new type of tablecloth that can wipe away the dust accumulated

for many years. Of. . .

The monk washing the dishes in the kitchen said: No, this is a high-grade foreign dishcloth that can completely remove all kinds of stains on the tableware

Oil stains, stains, milk stains, and stubborn pollutants.

. .

The clerk in the temple said: In my opinion, this is a

high-grade paper for writing, which can quickly absorb the ink

water. Prevent ink from running out. . .

The chef in the temple laughed loudly after hearing this: Idiot

Ah, Idiot, this is obviously a napkin used in a five-star hotel, but he said What is the paper used for writing?

. .

After hearing this, the old abbot picked up a sanitary napkin and smelled it

There was a faint fragrance, and then gently

wiped his mouth , soft, soft,

It feels great.

The old abbot nodded gently and said with a smile: Amitabha

Buddha, I feel that what the mentally retarded monk said is very true

You can personally Experience it. . .

So, all the monks held a sanitary napkin,

put it under their noses, smelled it, and wiped their mouths gently

Except for the monk Zhimin, the temple doctor who always had a serious look on his face,

he pulled it repeatedly and looked at the sanitary napkin carefully

and suddenly shouted : Abbot, something serious is wrong.

This is not a tablecloth or dishwashing cloth, let alone writing paper or napkin.

It is For life-saving use. . . .

"What?!..." All the monks stared at Monk Zhimin with wide eyes and shock.

Monk Zhimin swallowed a mouthful of spit, and then said word by word:

Poison-proof-mouth-mask!

The old abbot also looked serious after hearing this: Tell me? Monk Zhi

Monk Min said: I have counted it carefully. There are thirty-three pieces of this thing in one piece

and our temple is exactly thirty-three

Monk, is this a coincidence? Look at its shape again. Doesn’t it look like a mask? Everyone!

Monk Zhimin said and put a piece of sanitary napkin on his mouth

, just enough to cover his mouth and nose: As far as I know, A disease called "Sars" is currently prevalent in the world, commonly known as SARS. Its transmission method is through oral droplets, and now,

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People all over the world are wearing masks. . .

Monk Zhimin’s expression changed and he looked sad

Come: But we live deep in the mountains and forests, isolated from the world

There is no way to buy it. Face mask. . . . . .

Fortunately, the party and the government have not forgotten us. Zhimin’s

expression changed from gloomy to clear: they must have sent someone to verify

our number of people, and then used airplanes to airdrop these life-saving anti-poison masks for us!

After hearing what Monk Zhimin said, everyone felt like they were exploding. After the pot was cleared,

there was a lot of discussion. . .

Finally, after everyone’s discussion, it was unanimously agreed: saving

life is important! ! This item is a life-saving airdrop from the country

a gas mask to prevent SARS. . .

The abbot burst into tears, clasped his hands together and said: Monks,

Without any further delay, put on your masks quickly! . . .

Amitabha. . . . .

In an instant, all the monks in the whole temple had a sanitary napkin on their mouth

. . .

As a result, the sound of monks chanting was not heard in the temple for a long time.

. .