Collection of 96 cute and silly homophones and earthy love stories

"I want to ask you something, how to get to your heart?" Some earthy love words are actually not earthy at all, but very provocative. Sometimes they are earthy. Love words can have an effect that serious words cannot. Is this your first time encountering earthy love stories? In this column, I specially compiled cute and silly homophones and earthy love stories from the Internet, hoping to provide you with more references. Cute and silly homophones and earthy love words (1--19 items)

1. "Please watch your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

2. Do you know what is in the eye of the beholder? Xi Tzu? No, it's you...

3. What's in the eye of the beholder? Xi Tzu? No, it's you.

4. "I like you. I like you." "Look, I can do nothing but like you."

5. “I always feel like one head is not enough.” What’s wrong? “I miss you every day, but it’s not enough~”

6. Leave the darkest hair with the brightest dye Scar is just looking for her whom he loves most.

7. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. I count my fingers, you are missing me in your life.

8. Do you know what my shortcomings are? It’s your shortcomings

9. The Master said: “Think twice before you act.” 1…2…3…I like you

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10. "It's so annoying when there's no thunder" What's so annoying about "I can't find a reason to get into your arms"

11. I'm very capable but there's one thing I don't know how to do. What? Won't leave you.

12. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. Can you help me check it? Why isn't your phone number included?

13. What is the spinning thing in the amusement park that spins when there is music? Trojan horse? Well, mua

14. One room for two people, three meals for four seasons, four seas, three mountains and two minds for a lifetime.

15. "You know? We are both too much." "Why is it too much?" "You are too good-looking and I am too fascinated."

16. Only state officials are allowed to set fires , you are not allowed to leave me.

17. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into corn mashed, and I can be turned into I love mashed potatoes.

18. “Want to make a date with you”? “Yes, the kind from the head of the bed to the end of the bed”

19. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes, and knees? Say? Wall, eye, knee Me too, I love you. Cute and silly homophones and earthy love words (20--38 items)

20. "Before I met you, I had many, many requirements for the future, but after meeting you..." How? "After I meet you, all I ask is you"

21. Let me give you some popular science about the types of ducks, including duck ducks, little yellow ducks, flat-billed ducks, and I miss you ducks.

22. "The only solution to worries is violence..." "?Huh?" "...hug you"

23. We must have a boy when we get married, because I only want to give birth to a boy. I like you as a girl.

24. "Your eyes are so beautiful, let me see what constellation you are." What constellation is "Andromeda"

25. My wish is to get rich overnight, otherwise So can you.

26. I want to hug you across the phone, instead of holding the phone and thinking about you. I want to have you every morning and night, instead of you in the photo. There are thousands of love words, but it is better to have you by my side. .

27. "I'm going to learn to swim tomorrow." Do you swim in the winter? Because of me, you fall in love and can't extricate yourself."

28. The world will not be gentle to you. God won't take special care of you either, but I will.

29. "My chest feels so tight" What's going on? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart"

30. I want It's simple, time is still there and you are still there.

31. “Can’t I eat it if I like it?” “Indeed, I can’t, but if you like it, it will make the meal delicious.”

32. You are like my family of a relative. What? My dad’s son-in-law.

33. "I have a piece of life advice that will benefit you for the rest of your life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me in this life."

34. You Do you know? You've been acting weird and good-looking recently

35. Guess which side my heart is on, the left side, wrong, it's on your side.

36. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy man" "No, I quarreled with you in the dream, I dared not wake up until I coaxed you well"

37. Today I I went for an infusion. What kind of infusion was given? I missed your night.

38. I stood there, looking at you smiling at me, and suddenly felt that a hundred years of life were nothing more than this; Cute and silly homophones and earthy love stories (39--57)

39. What time is it now? It's ten o'clock. No, it's the starting point of my happiness.

40. Chatting with you is like taking a test. After thinking about it, I always feel that I didn’t perform well.

41. "I want to ask you to borrow a cup." Why are you borrowing the cup? "Because I want to borrow it from you (for the rest of my life)"

42. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance. , from now on, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, will accompany you to live your life into poetry.

43. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have one."

44. "Shh, listen" "What are you listening to?" My heart is beating for you.”

45. “I don’t think you have ever seen the girl of your dreams.” “Huh?” “You’ll know when the screen on your phone goes blank.”

46. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart."

47. The rest of my life is filled with you. , billions of stars are still inferior.

48. I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.

49. I went to play ball today. What kind of ball did I play? I want you to dream about it.

50. I don’t know what to drink when winter comes, I don’t know how to protect you.

51. I thought if I saw you before school started, I wouldn’t miss you after I get to school.

52. Apart from love, I have nothing to talk about with you.

53. "Go out, turn right, go downstairs, and walk straight for 1,000 meters." Then what? "See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau."

54. After seeing you, I just want to be a kind of person. people. Who? Your person

55. "You know? We are both too much." "Why is it too much?" "You are too beautiful and I am too fascinated."

56. You are the cutest. I didn’t have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it.

57. “It’s getting cold,” eh, “Why don’t you come in my arms to keep warm.” Cute and silly homophones and earthy love stories (58--76)

58. What zodiac sign do you think I am, "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made for you

59. "Let's go eat noodles" "What kind of noodles" "In your heart"

60. Can you wash something for me? What to wash? You like me.

61. Don’t you feel tired? You have been running around in my world for many times.

62. “Our friendship has come to an end, and it’s time to develop into love.” “Others like you, but I only like you.” “Can I call you you? That way I can Keep you in my heart.”

63. “Are you very good at holding dolls?” “No.” “Then how do you hold my heart.

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64. I have never discounted my love for you. Every day I love you is worthy of my seriousness.

65. I was originally going to travel around the world, but when I met you, I thought I could stop for a moment.

66. I missed you every moment when I went to class.

67. , Why hasn’t the thing I ordered arrived yet? I ordered our future.

68. “Do you know what the imperial edict is?” What is it? “It’s everything you said to me.”

69. I like this little snack! It’s available in the school canteen.

70. I’ll do a magic trick for you. What? Like you?

71. I hope that our chat history will turn into gentle and hot breaths in the ears, and good night on the phone will turn into kisses on the cheeks. I hope that everything we wish for will come true. Come soon.

72. If I could go back in time, I still hope to catch the warmth of your hand.

73. I think you must be very busy, so you only look at the top three. Just one word.

74. "I like someone" and then "Then he sent me one and then what?"

75. I am interviewing. Your boyfriend.

76. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because you can hear my heartbeat when you post it. Cute and silly love words. --95 items)

77. “I am a cute girl. ""Um? "You are cute." ”

78. Ten lines of conversation, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk, and thousands of nonsense words, just to hear the sentence “I do” in the wedding hall one day.

79. Me The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is bad, you are loved.

80. You are so shady, you actually like me secretly.

81. “I want to buy a piece of land from you. "What land to buy?" "Buy your land with all your heart." "

82. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

83. "Let's go eat a family bucket" "This way We are a family."

84. Child: "Teacher, you have killed me. You have caused me so much pain. "I:"? What's the matter? "You make me like you so much, hehehe." "

85. What time is it now? Hurry up. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

86. Can I call you you? So I can call you I take it to heart.

87. I miss you day and night in May.

88. “Do you want your parents to be happy?” Think about it. “Just think about it.” Take me home."

89. I am sure of everything I do. Why? One less kiss from you.

90. It took all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.

91. What is your blood type? No, it is my ideal type.

92. I spend the first half of my life making soup for you.

　93. Let me do a magic trick for you. What have I done? I like you even more.

94. I like you so much, from the south to the north, from the earth to the sky.

95. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart. 96. I am very stingy, except for you. Ice cream, cake, milk, yogurt soda, etc. can win my heart.