Humorous message to his wife.

1, I set up a love boat in the river of years, full of romance and sweetness, and brought you back to deeper happiness. Let the sincere vows make a ripple of happiness and accompany us to the future: I love you forever.

2, love for you, full of sunshine, warm my heart; My love for you, crawling on the windowsill, is a silly moonlight; Love for you, I miss you so much and look at you affectionately. Thinking of you, I will never forget it!

3. The sea is deep, but not as deep as my feelings for you; The grassland is vast, but not as generous as my true love for you; Please hold my hand tightly and I will take you to find our own happy life!

Holding an empty heart in a daze, the lonely figure is so uncomfortable. I miss your warm heart and the rotation of the sweet windmill. I hope to receive your loving letter from now on and have a happy answer.

5, you are a majestic tiger, I would like to be a docile sheep; You are a wide belt, I will hold it tightly; You are a lovely cow, I will hold your nipples; You are my whole life, I want to love you!

6. Do you love me more than the sea? Do you love me more than yourself? Do you love me more than before? Do you love me a little wider than the sky? If so, you should cherish me more!

7. Diligent housekeeping, step by step, ring a few tickets, warm the family, light up the new house, love the old woman more and more, and live a sweet and beautiful life. I wish you luck and happiness all your life!

8. Stars meet and shine; Clouds meet clouds and pursue romance; People meet and walk out of the scenery of love; I really met my heart, and my red blood cells were so excited. I look forward to true love!

9. If you were tea, I would soak it in boiling water. If you were a flower, I would shine with sunshine; If you were a white cloud, I would hold it with a breeze; If you were a kite, I would hold it with silk thread; You are my favorite, so I pretend with my heart!

10, a cup of coke, rising bubbles, let my fiery whole body burn, you dance the city's * * *, dazzling me, the flowers that swing with you are always gorgeous in midsummer, dear, you are beautiful, and I love you very much.

1 1, in ancient times, drifting with the tide, relaying in a daze, looking for a permanent lover; In today's era, you can express your feelings in your thoughts and instantly pass them on to the people you love. I want to write my love in a short message, fly it in the radio waves, spread it to your heart, and be beautiful with you forever.

12, a shallow smile, turned into the most beautiful memory; Shallow thoughts, a rainy season; Shallow sleep, meet in a dream; The wound is shallow and I hurt myself after reading it. Acacia, a bitter and sweet problem!

13, a Facebook sang the history of love, a fan painted a poem of love, a wave of ripples touched the sensibility of love, a little time experienced the encounter of love, a sky broadened the horizon of love, and a heartbeat made you touch love.

14, you are my lingering quotation mark. I know that is the "key point" that I can't give up, just like the lost years become the starlight of memory. It is our infatuation and persistent watch on this refreshing and silent night.

15, you are the dash of my dream, just like chasing the horizon when sailing. Although Baidu is far away, you are by my side, thinking of you all the time, pretending to be an autumn mountain.

16, when love goes through winter, it is quiet and white; When love goes through spring, it is gorgeous and fresh; When love goes through summer, * * * is warm; Love is mature and quiet after autumn. Love has gone through four seasons, love is changing, I love you.

17, the breeze is a reluctant feeling, the moonlight is a lingering song, and I want to get married with a little affection for a lifetime. Play a gentle heart song, telling the love of a lifetime. With God as matchmaker and pine and cypress as witnesses, may you and I be like birds and love each other forever!

18, with the earth, the moon has never been out of orbit; With the sky, the stars always shine in its arms; With you, I can't tell you how much I miss you. Mark the signal of love with a meteor. My heart is pounding when I think of you!

19 Actually, I understand you. I understand your expression after I confessed to you. You are struggling to answer, but you are too embarrassed to say it. It doesn't matter. Don't worry, I know what you mean, and I am willing!

20, where the wind chimes ring, half a book, leaning against the column and slim waist. Travel-stained, a pot of sake, endless busy life. Liu, falling red, listening to the rain and sleeping in silk gauze. Small pond garden, lotus field, remember you every year. It's raining lightly, and the voice slows down. I miss you so much.

2 1, wife, you are the sky, I am the sun hanging inside; Wife, wife, you are water and I am a fish. Wife, wife, you are dirt and I am buried in gold; Wife, wife, I love it best. You look best when you're not angry! Honey, I love you!

22. Your smile is like a spring breeze, sweeping away all my troubles; Your gentleness is like water, washing away all my troubles; It is raining in the sky, dirty, sharing weal and woe is happiness; Now, the house is too expensive to buy. Is naked marriage okay?

23, existence, let love exist in my mind, no matter what kind of injury I encounter, I believe that true love is in the near future, I will not surrender to life, and barely arrange to erase the hazy dust in my heart. I believe I will have my love!

24, your smiling face, let my sadness dissipate; Your happy heart makes me feel comfortable; Your happy smile makes me happy again and again! I want to give you happiness, not now, but forever!

25. If the theme of a world is to meet, then the theme of a heartbeat is to miss you. If the theme of a period of time is to know each other, then a sincere theme is to love you. Dear, you are the theme of my life, and I love you.

26, the clouds go very low, the wind goes quietly, brewing the rain of missing; The sun goes slowly, and the trees grow thick, leaving a shadow for you; Acacia silently evaporates into the air and gently surrounds you. When did you come into my heart?

27. How can I gather a mottled life without your barrier? Without your catharsis, how can I run aground on my inner comfort? Without you, I will not be persistent. Without you, my life will not be happy. Honey, I love you!

28. If my life could go back to the past, I would struggle even if I was black and blue. If you can forgive my mistakes, I will feel happy when I become a dog; If there is still a trace of love in your heart, start over!

It's raining again, which reminds me of our first meeting. In the rain, you smiled, your shy face was as warm as jade, your fragrance floated in the air, and time and space were full of love!

30. You don't need to argue about what script to play, you don't need to bear deliberate expectations and romance, let love go with the flow, let your heart relax and calm down, and find the real answer to love and not love!

3 1, beautiful you smile, my face wrinkles like flowers; Lovely you take a walk, I humbly follow behind; Sweet you shook your head, I forgot my troubles and worries; When you shout grumpy, my heart turns into porridge!

32. The Milky Way is a ditch, which makes meeting a bridge gentle. Love is a ditch, and sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, the truth is divided; No matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance, and lovers are always together.

The most beautiful thing in space is that two stars set each other off, the most beautiful thing in the world is that two people meet, the most beautiful thing in the sky is that two clouds follow each other, and the most beautiful thing in the sea of people is that two hearts touch each other. Dear, thank you for loving me.

34. I can't resist your love, I am willing to fall into your boundless love; I can't resist your feelings, and I have no regrets or sweetness in my heart; Your words, your laughter, are my favorite in my heart, I opened my heart for you!

35. The season without you is boring. If the mist blocks the majestic mountains, it is not majestic; If the waves block the majestic sea, you can't see its vastness. Without your vision, there is always a lack of beauty.

36. Rainy days blur my vision, but make my mind clear. I really want to be with you and shelter from the rain under the same roof; I really want to hold an umbrella with you and walk on the wet street. Let the rain become Cupid's arrow, tied between you and me!

37. To melt your charming smile, you need a highly gentle hug, your sweet words, a highly sincere kiss, your strong heartbeat and a high degree of love. Dear, I love you and melt the whole world.

38. Marry a simple and clumsy man, who has no second thoughts on you and can definitely have a crush on the beautiful women around him. However, he is often terribly slow! It's been a week since you changed a new pair of shoes, and he hasn't found it yet. You will find that he lacks interest!

39. Marry a rich man, eat fish, have a car and a luxury villa. Are you dressed well? However, men need time and energy to earn money and be busy with social activities. Marrying such a man is equivalent to marrying a TV set and a beauty salon. Who knew there was a gorgeous appearance and a bitter heart?

40. Marrying a sweet-talking man will make you feel particularly comfortable. This kind of man is good at discovering the beauty of women. When you change your hair style and clothes, he will immediately find and praise you. But this kind of man is also very good at discovering the beauty of other women. He will talk sweet words to many women, and if he is not careful, he will hang some colorful flags outside.

4 1, was fined for giving an umbrella to the statue in rainy days, and the whole school was laughing and crying.

42. Deng Xiaodong 8 1 1: A classmate likes reading novels, but he keeps repeating them. The unbearable Chinese teacher told him to kneel on the desk and tear up the novels, then burn them one by one, reading Amitabha while burning. ...

43.KL_ Jin Lixu, when I came to see you with a giraffe, I remembered that my middle school teacher said that he used to treat boys who liked to spit on each other and thought it was very funny. He called them to the teacher's room, gave each of them a glass, and said that you like to vomit. Give me a full glass! Those two thought you thought you could beat me like this, so the teacher vomited a cup and asked, was it fun? Now give me that glass of saliva you spit back! Those two →! No one dares to spit in school anymore!

44. Every birthday has gifts and blessings. No matter how many wishes and dreams you have, my gift is my heart, and I will grow up with you! Happy birthday!

45. Find an elegant teahouse named "Yuan", put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, and wish "cheers!" Let thoughts drift away with the fragrance of wine.

46. W: Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? M: I ... I like your sense of humor.

47. Did you miss me when I missed you? No matter how far apart we are and how long the road ahead is, I just want to say that it's good to know you.

48. Ayue wants to cook in person and asks her mother who is playing mahjong how many meters to wash. Mom didn't hear Ah Yue's question. She played the cards in her hand and said, "Nine drums". As a result, this pot of rice kept them eating for a whole week.

49. Sing "Happy Birthday to you" and approach you, express my blessing, share your happiness, and then listen to the echo of your youth.

Every city is prone to rain, just like I can miss you anywhere. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, full of memories and uncertain mood in the dark. Do you miss me as much as I miss you?

5 1, I thought of you when the sun shone on the sea. I thought of you when the dim moonlight appeared.

52. Think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

At this extremely warm moment, I want to offer you a cup of distant wine, together with my heartfelt wishes, which is not precious, but precious. I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday.

54. The world has a beautiful love world because of roses! Because of the blue sky, we have the dream of flying! Because of me, I have your love! Because of you in the world, I wasted a dime on information, and you pay the bill.

55. When the birthday candle is lit, so is my heart. This moment is as deep as the sea. In this way, hold hands tightly, let colorful flowers and rain fall on you, let real good dreams last forever, let the land be old, let the days be barren … Happy birthday to my wife!

56. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings, and stay with you forever, forever. ...

57. May every day of every year be filled with happiness, light and love. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

58. One person suffers from insomnia. The whole world suffers from insomnia. Happy insomnia is because of fear of closing your eyes. What do you think of six o'clock? How to love you to the end?

I will chase you to the end of the world. Wherever you go, I will stay with you until you die. There's only one thing I'm afraid of!

60. Spring is your love, Xia Yun is your lingering around the peak, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and Dongmei is your love.

6 1. Once upon a time, an old king wanted to marry his two daughters, so he invited princes from all over the world to get married. He asked a question and answered it so that he could marry his beautiful eldest daughter. He asked people to pull the first elephant. The question is: How did the elephant jump into the river with his arms around him? Everyone looked at each other. At this time, the ugliest Persian prince came up. He walked behind the elephant, took out a needle and plunged it into the elephant's body. The elephant grabbed the elephant and jumped into the river. The old king had no choice but to marry his eldest daughter. In a few months, he will marry his second daughter. This time, he has a more difficult problem: how to make the elephant nod first, then shake his head, then nod, and then jump into the river. No one dares to answer. The prince of Persia went to the elephant again and said to the elephant, "Do you still know me?" The elephant nodded. "Do you want to be the same as last time?" The elephant shook his head. "Then you know what to do." The elephant nodded and grabbed * * and jumped into the river.

62. If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, love each other foolishly, live a dull life, snuggle up and be silly together. When the mountain is closed by snow and ice, we will nest in the warm haystack, I will hold you and feed you rat poison.

63. Yingying is like water today and love the water is like the sky. Love is in my heart, and lovesickness is longer than dreams. Happy birthday to my favorite person! Every day of life will always be youthful and beautiful!

64. Tang Priest: You should find a shortcut to learn from the scriptures this time! Wukong: Flying is faster than riding! Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster! Friar Sand took out a dog: I heard that this thing will be sent to the west at once.

65. I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

66. One day, a duck flew around the world, ate an eight-treasure meal on the plane, and accidentally the plane caught fire and crashed. Later, people found the duck cooked with eight-treasure rice in the wreckage of the plane. ..... This is the origin of Babel Duck. ...

67. When riding a motorcycle, a person likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, it's back. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ...

68. This love is deeply buried in my heart and has been surging for a century. It was not until the day we got together that it surged into a bright and burning passion. Happy birthday!

I miss you very much. I miss you very much. I sat quietly by the window, looking at the distance. I can see you and hear your breath. Can you believe it?

70. Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li: Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said earnestly: When you have a wife, you will find that this law actually protects men.

7 1, it's really tiring to marry a wife. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs and rubbed my back, and then slept with me, as if I hated the old society and my hands were full of bitter tears!

72. May all the best wishes be embedded in this card. May you be happy, satisfied and smile.

73. You are so gentle, you don't say a word, you lie quietly in my arms and inadvertently take away my sincere heart. You stole my heart. No wonder some people say that my heart was eaten by a dog.

74. Baby, today is your birthday. I'm not with you. Do you remember to live well? With my company in previous years, birthday wishes will surround you. Happy birthday will invade you and me. You are my favorite person. I hope you are still happy without me!

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