A line from Zhao Benshan's sketch Heart Disease

Zhao Benshan: Ladies and gentlemen, here is an advertisement. Although the election for village head failed, we still have to do ideological work. I will open a psychological clinic at home to treat people's brains. Welcome everyone to see a doctor. You can give some money if you have money. Daming Psychological Clinic in Linjiang Village, attending doctor: Zhao Dabao Tel: Toggle Toggle Website: www.pothead.w.

Gao Xiumin: Doctor, I'm in a hurry, doctor.

Zhao Benshan: Yes, the advertisement is coming soon.

Gao Xiumin: Yes, I heard your advertisement.

Zhao Benshan: Don't trust advertisements.

Gao Xiumin: What do you believe?

Zhao Benshan: It depends on the curative effect.

Gao Xiumin: Ha ... God, that's funny, doctor.

Zhao Benshan: Needless to say, you must have menopausal syndrome. Come on, open your mouth. Let me see the tires. Oh, I want to see the tongue coating.

Gao Xiumin: I'm not a doctor.

Zhao Benshan: Who's watching?

Gao Xiumin: It was my father who saw the doctor.

Zhao Benshan: What happened to your old man?

Gao Xiumin: Ha ... You have never seen my father suffer from this disease. The thing is, two days ago, he won 3000 yuan in the lottery. After telling him, he was very excited, honked his horn, smoked, and stayed in the hospital for a few days, but it was almost unsuccessful.

Zhao Benshan: Ouch ...

Gao Xiumin: After leaving the hospital, he bought a lottery ticket and won another prize. This is the biggest one. 3 million grand prize.

Zhao Benshan: It's over.

Gao Xiumin: After that, I took the lottery ticket to see a doctor. The doctor said that we can't cure this. Please see a psychiatrist at once. This disease can be cured easily.

Zhao Benshan: Yes.

Gao Xiumin: I told him when I got back. I said we had to see a psychiatrist, which made the situation worse. I suspected that I was mentally ill, so I honked my horn and smoked again. What did you say?/Sorry?

Zhao Benshan: I see. Ah, you won the lottery again, and you dare not tell him.

Gao Xiumin: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: I was afraid that his illness would kill him. When he was finished, I asked him to see a psychologist. He immediately suspected that he had an incurable disease.

Gao Xiumin: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: You are a * * * disease.

Gao Xiumin: Second, doctor, doctor, don't worry about a few diseases. If you can cure him, I will give you more money.

Zhao Benshan: God, forget it. It's too vulgar. Don't see a doctor without paying. What's wrong with this man? Anyone who keeps his mouth shut is all about money, serving the people and saving lives will be told. How much can I give?

Gao Xiumin: Hehe, you can give as much as you want.

Zhao Benshan: No way. Take me to counseling.

Gao Xiumin: No, doctor, no, I brought him here.

Zhao Benshan: Where is it?

Gao Xiumin: Standing in front of your house.

Zhao Benshan: Standing in front of my house.

Gao Xiumin: Ah.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, how dare you let a 300 million millionaire stand guard at my door? It seems that you are very thoughtful.

Gao Xiumin: Ha ... You are so funny. Well, I have to tell you that he now suspects that he has an incurable disease. Don't mention it when he comes into the house and sees him in the future.

Zhao Benshan: Not to mention getting sick.

Gao Xiumin: Once you talk about your illness, make sure you smoke. Really, you will talk to him about money.

Zhao Benshan: OK.

Gao Xiumin: How can you manage to accept this 3 million? I'll thank you.

Zhao Benshan: Great.

Gao Xiumin: No, please, doctor.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, my God, I got a big job. You said that.

Gao Xiumin: Go, go, go.

Fan Wei: Daughter-in-law, tell me what is on my mind. Why do you always torture me?

Gao Xiumin: You are suspicious all day. The doctor will tell you when you come in.

Fan Wei: Oh, it pains me.

Gao Xiumin: Here he is, doctor.

Zhao Benshan: Hello.

Fan Wei: Not so good, doctor.

Zhao Benshan: Please forgive me for meeting you for the first time. Please sit down.

Fan Wei: Hey.

Zhao Benshan: Well, your old lady and your wife both told me about your illness just now, saying that you were afraid to talk about it. If you mention nausea, you will be slapped.

Fan Wei: Ga. ...

Zhao Benshan: Yes, that's right. Come and take this stove down,

Fan Wei: I can't. My heart is cold. I want this rattan.

Zhao Benshan: Relax. There's nothing wrong with you. Let's go

Gao Xiumin: No, no, let him take it away.

Zhao Benshan: Well, let's start therapy, talk therapy.

Fan Wei: What kind of talk therapy?

Zhao Benshan: No injections, no medicine, sitting is talking to you, and talking is also called chemotherapy.

Fan Wei: I still need chemotherapy, Ga. ...

Gao Xiumin: Old man, old man.

Zhao Benshan: That's it. I can't see the disease. What the hell, big sister, do you think I haven't seen it yet? How should I fix it?

Fan Wei: Wife, it's over. The doctor told me about the chemotherapy.

Zhao Benshan: Haha ... Talk therapy is my medical term. Talk therapy is short for chemotherapy.

Gao Xiumin: I tell you, doctor, he is very timid. Don't use abbreviations, use full names.

Zhao Benshan: Haha ... OK ... You are too fragile, so I'll just read and chat. Please sit down.

Gao Xiumin: Reading and chatting. Come and lean over there.

Zhao Benshan: We should pay attention to this kind of patients and do well. Next, please listen to the first topic "Postpartum Nursing of Sows" with the wrong title book. Please listen to the first topic, "Saddam is ready for war …", which is not good either.

Fan Wei: Let's go home.

Gao Xiumin: You must accept his treatment.

Zhao Benshan: I have studied all kinds of knowledge, so I have to master everything. Look at this topic "Time and Life".

Gao Xiumin: This good doctor, this …

Zhao Benshan: Don't interrupt, don't be destroyed. In the long river of time, people are like meteors in the sky. They come and go in a hurry, but if they say no, they are gone.

Fan Wei: Ga ...

Zhao Benshan: I didn't mention the word sick either.

Gao Xiumin: You didn't mention the word "sick". You just deleted it. Don't refuse.

Zhao Benshan: I mean, I'm talking about the origin of life. You have lived this time, and I must let you know that you really came to this earth.

Fan Wei: Doctor, I don't want to know how I got here. I just want to know why I didn't.

Zhao Benshan: Well, I'll tell you why it didn't happen.

Gao Xiumin: We shouldn't always say no, we should say it's nice to live here.

Zhao Benshan: Well, then you ... tell me why we are alive.

Gao Xiumin: Right ...

Zhao Benshan: OK, that's a good topic. Why do people live? Simply put, in order to start a "love". Dude, you're wrong. You can draw a bonus of 3000 yuan. Don't you think this little wind should be so ridiculous! Want to drive! It is said that life is only a * * * 36,000 days, and there are tens of millions of houses at home, sleeping three feet. To sum up, in four words, people are like flowers in a pot, and life is a mess. No matter how well the house is repaired, it is only a temporary residence. This little box is your permanent home!

Fan Wei: Ga ...

Gao Xiumin: Old man ... What do you think of yourself?

Fan Wei: What he said was too scary.

Gao Xiumin: You can't listen to the doctor. The doctor means that you can live up to 36 days.

Fan Wei: Ga ...

Gao Xiumin: You ... Doctor, as you said before, it's fine. You finally got into that little box, and even I collapsed.

Zhao Benshan: Sister. Distraction, like a crash course.

Gao Xiumin: Crash therapy.

Zhao Benshan: Let him despair to feel hopeful.

Gao Xiumin: Despair.

Zhao Benshan: Cooperate with me, you will cry in a moment, just tell him what he has, and you can be appointed.

Gao Xiumin: Oh, haha … Never mind, never mind. Old man, really, I don't even want to tell you.

Zhao Benshan: Tell him.

You are sick. I really wronged you emotionally. I always suffer indignities. I still use domestic violence from time to time. I am really good to you from now on, and I am really good to you in the days to come.

Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, stop it. You don't need to apologize to me emotionally, because I did something wrong to you emotionally.

Zhao Benshan: My mother got something unexpected.

Gao Xiumin: Stop it. Don't say that. Let's talk about it at home.

Fan Wei: I must say.

Zhao Benshan: Say, it is non-toxic, and this is the detoxification stage.

Gao Xiumin: Go ahead.

Fan Wei: When we just got married, once you went back to your parents' house, and the first person in my office went to our house. She walked in and grabbed my words. At that time, everything was under my control. My wife is sorry that I didn't control it …

Gao Xiumin: What's wrong with you?

Fan Wei: Ga ... I smoked it.

Gao Xiumin: Did you really smoke?

Fan Wei: I did.

Gao Xiumin: Oh, my God, you can still smoke some good things. Who are you kidding?

Fan Wei: I really did.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, big sister.

Gao Xiumin: You said he took her home. Brother, he took that man home. I have finished this mental arithmetic. Cool this place. Oh, my God, how can you take her home? It's over, doctor.

Zhao Benshan: Calm down.

Gao Xiumin: Oh, it's over.

Zhao Benshan: Sister, who am I going to see? He's in a terrible state. Why can't you forgive him for saying such things at this time?

Gao Xiumin: Tell you what, big brother, I won't pursue it too much. Let him tell me who that woman is and what she does.

Zhao Benshan: Well, you need to calm down.

Gao Xiumin: It's over.

Zhao Benshan: Your wife wants you to tell him who that woman is and where she lives. You tell him it's okay.

Fan Wei: I can only tell you that her surname is Hao and she married a village head named.

Zhao Benshan: surnamed Hao, married to the village chief called …

Gao Xiumin: What?

Zhao Benshan: My wife, my wife.

Fan Wei: I don't know.

Gao Xiumin: Big Brother.

Zhao Benshan: My wife.

Gao Xiumin: Big Brother.

Zhao Benshan: My wife.

Gao Xiumin: Big Brother.

Zhao Benshan: I'm still giving a lecture. Why do you think I got involved in this? Big sister, ah no, big brother, ah no, my heart is cold. I won't talk about it. Money doesn't matter, feelings don't matter. My whole life, my husband and I have lived in … you have smoked, right?

Fan Wei: I smoked it. I smoked until I threw up.

Zhao Benshan: That's all right. Take this page.

Gao Xiumin: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: It's okay not to smoke. You know nothing about love at first love. Let's talk about the next topic.

Fan Wei: Oh, dear.

Gao Xiumin: Big Brother is too generous. If you want to do this, you are a man.

Fan Wei: Men.

Gao Xiumin: A man.

Fan Wei: Pure.

Zhao Benshan: I'm ready. Let me tell you the next topic. If ... do you really smoke?

Fan Wei: I definitely did.

Gao Xiumin: He smokes.

Fan Wei: I know nothing about smoking.

Gao Xiumin: He is not blind.

Fan Wei: I definitely am.

Zhao Benshan: Well, blame me. I am a doctor. Let's talk about the next topic. If ... if you say you smoke, who will believe you?

Gao Xiumin: Big Brother asked you if you smoke?

Fan Wei: I swear by the light that I have definitely smoked.

Gao Xiumin: He took an oath. Put this through.

Zhao Benshan: Sorry, sorry. Let's talk about the next topic, if ...

Fan Wei: Brother, I smoke, absolutely.

Gao Xiumin: In that case, I'll smoke it all. You should see him soon. Turn this thing over.

Zhao Benshan: Everybody calm down.

Gao Xiumin: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: But if you were given another chance, would you still take money so seriously?

Fan Wei: Brother, now I want to open my heart to everything. What is money? Compared with life, he is worthless.

Zhao Benshan: OK!

Fan Wei: If God gives me another chance, just give me this chance. I will definitely put my feelings first, not to mention 30,000, 300,000 or 3 million. I will also smile and never smoke.

Zhao Benshan: Wow, haha!

Gao Xiumin: Ouch!

Zhao Benshan: Tell him.

Gao Xiumin: Honestly, old man, there is nothing wrong with you. You won the lottery again.

Fan Wei: How much did you win? There are three thousand?

Zhao Benshan: Look at this.

Fan Wei: Three hundred.

Zhao Benshan: After that, add 10,000 words to read. ...

Fan Wei: 300 ... 10,000 ... geese croak. ...

Zhao Benshan: Stop.

Gao Xiumin: Ah, ah, my old man is going to fall down. Hurry up, doctor, hurry up.

Zhao Benshan: OND.TWO. Congratulations on not being knocked down by money at last. Brother, learn from me. Look down on money. I have nothing but a happy life.

Gao Xiumin: That's right.

Zhao Benshan: Let's just say there is no such thing as 3 million.

Gao Xiumin: Yes.

Fan Wei: Daughter-in-law, you not only cured my illness, but also saved my life.

Gao Xiumin: Hey.

Fan Wei: Can I control 3 million?

Gao Xiumin: It's up to you, old man, as long as there is nothing wrong with you.

Fan Wei: Give100000 yuan to sponsor schools and nursing homes.

Gao Xiumin: OK.

Fan Wei: There are 2 million left, and we'll split it each.

Gao Xiumin: He wants to give you half.

Zhao Benshan: Ga ...

Gao Xiumin: Ah, doctor.

Oh, my God. sound of crying or vomiting

Gao Xiumin: Doctor, go to the hospital quickly.

Fan Wei: Yes. two

Gao Xiumin: Come on, sit on it.

Oh dear, oh dear

Gao Xiumin: Go to the hospital.

Fan Wei: Three people.

Gao Xiumin: Hurry up.

Fan Wei: 4 people.

Gao Xiumin: Doctor.

Fan Wei: 5.

Gao Xiumin: Hurry up, doctor.