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Talk about it without a solution.

When faced with two choices, tossing a coin always works, not because it always gives the right answer, but because at the moment you throw it in the air, you suddenly know what you want.

What is it!

No one wants to leave with regrets. Saying goodbye may just mean never seeing you again.

People die, leaving four words: regret, regret.

You can't disturb too much when you are tired. But there are so many things I want to share with you every day that you don't even have time and energy to listen.

Life is just rice, oil and salt, arguing over various issues. Not bad, but not for long. He hasn't said I love you for a long time. His rival in love said a lot.

Forgive him for your rival in love. After all, rival in love is also his own flesh and blood.

Love a person, including saving a person, has its own unique way. What others don't have is unique

Two people, together, don't need to pay a lot, just need the other person to feel that having her (him) in his heart is happiness!

Any relationship needs to be managed. So is marriage.

I hope you can give me some sweetness when you are busy. Love is run by two people.

If two people get along without a sense of ceremony, no matter how deep the feelings are, they can't stand the consumption of time and the corrosion of rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea!

When I was old, I saw potatoes sprouting, and suddenly my face was covered with cows.

Now that we are married, we have nothing to say and no time to accompany me. All the sense of ceremony is gone, and such a life is so dull.

The moment I turned my head, my heart felt terrible and empty, as if something had been taken away. Still can't help but become speechless, so I always find something to do to keep myself busy.

Come on, even if it's meaningless.

We used to argue and fight because we cared about each other and wanted to attract each other's attention. Now we are so slow that we have nothing to say. Like robots, we do what we should do.

, zero communication every day.

In fact, the best marriage is nothing more than mutual willingness to spend time running it.

I don't want to be bored with each other all the time, but as long as she wants something to eat and is free, I won't do it and learn slowly.

It's short but sad. Those who don't want to live up to it are likely to get into trouble in the end.

1, you are unhappy because you don't love yourself well, and you often consume yourself because of others.

2. People who don't want to disappoint are likely to disappoint themselves in the end.

Everyone has an incomplete story, and every story has an unforgettable person.

4. I know many people say that I am tactful and sophisticated behind my back. But I know that if I don't protect myself, no one will protect me.

I return my love and memory to you. I want nothing. Will you give me my heart back?

6. I always meet people who shouldn't give up when I don't know how to love, but I planted unintentional injuries when I know how to love.

7. Everyone's youth can't escape a love. Here, there is love, affection, joy and joy, but there is no eternal loneliness.

8. You are unhappy because you don't love yourself well. You often consume yourself because of others.

9. Don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

10 Sometimes, I suddenly feel bored and tired. I just want to indulge myself once, hoping to get hysterical once.

1 1. Many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained. Believe it or not, it was just between your thoughts. People who understand me need to explain.

12, the most painful feeling is not separation, but touching memories, which makes it easy for people to stand in the same place and think they can go back.

13, the most ridiculous thing in the world is that I know the truth, but you are still lying, and what you said is so true and profound.

14, the funny thing is that I still love you many years after you left, but you have never heard of it.

15, behind everything that goes with the flow, you want to change, but you can't. Behind every free and easy, you are reluctant to give up. You were struggling before you let go. Everyone has unspeakable secrets in his heart.

16, no relationship is static, and not many friends will always be by your side.

Love story routine: I don't want anyone but you.

1. Love is a song without a name, and there is no name left for you in this world.

It's not that nobody wants it except you. It's just that nobody wants it except you.

Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

4. Spring water is born, spring forest is blooming, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.

5. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

6. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

7. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.

8. If you want to do a good job, you must ... kiss you first.

9. Will you like me? ""no ""then I'll teach you. "

10. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life. You are the whole world in my life, and you are the sun with the brightest smile I have ever seen.

1 1. You are too heavy, but I can't take it away from my heart.

12. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

14. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

15. If I can only live one day for the rest of my life, I hope it will be the day I have you.

16. Say, how much shall I buy for you?

17. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

18. I'm possessive, so don't leave if you come near me.

19. I will try my best to match you and catch up with you. If you don't agree, I will pester you to death until you agree.

20. I am a grain of sand, you are a horse, and we are a Shaqima together.

2 1. I want to eat, but I can't eat without you. "

22. Do you like candy? -I don't like this. -Then why are you so cute?

23. Do you like candy? -Yes. -No wonder you are so cute.

24. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

25. "Guess where my heart is?" "It must be left." "The fault is on your side."

26. "I like you very much Today is a little more than yesterday, and tomorrow is a little more than today. "

27. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

28. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

29. "I think I am selfish." "Where is selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

"I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

Healing is a love story before going to bed. In the era of fast food, no one wants to line up.

1.

University time is like the lazy sun in the afternoon.

People who bask in the sun are very warm.

It's too warm to remember the time.

I found it when I woke up.

It's been so long.

The story of Tang Renhe and Chou-heung finally turned into a ripple in memory.

I usually can't remember.

But just thinking about it will make your eyes red

The university trip is coming to an end.

I thought the love story of Tang people turned into a secret love.

But why is life full of charm?

It's because it's always when you feel nothing interesting.

I have a surprise for you.

Although it is more shocking.

2.

Tang people said they would take the postgraduate entrance examination.

He was a little handsome when he said this.

Even if it flashes by.

I still found out.

I was just about to analyze that this sentence is from the heart.

Or when talking nonsense?

He returned to his game.

stare

Dancing happily-gesturing happily

Swear

Watching him become more and more proficient in swearing skills,

I think

He may have talked in his sleep just now.

Or did I hear something?

3.

The speaker has no intention.

The listener has a heart.

As the biggest late-stage boring patient in the dormitory,

I can always catch a boring thing.

On our way to class

I said Tang people, didn't you say you took the postgraduate entrance examination?

Tang people said yes.

Xiao Qiang said, don't be ridiculous.

Tang people said I was serious.

Xiao Qiang said it was too late to start now.

Tang Ren blurted out.

I only need three months.

Be caught off guard/by surprise

Tang people raised their handsome level to a higher level.

Xiao Qiang smiled.

Because he has been working hard for this for more than half a year.

4.

When I re-examine whether the Tang people are serious or not

He opened a package.

There is a stack of postgraduate entrance examination books lying inside.

I was just about to express my opinion.

Liang Jianchong rushed up.

Push me away

He touched the book.

A face of ecstasy.

Just like touching his goddess.

Suddenly he said

I also want to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

I spit out a mouthful of mineral water.

Although I already know that he only says he is not a god.

Or was he shocked?

It seems that my saliva stimulated him.

The next day, he also opened a package.

A thick stack of postgraduate entrance examination books

don't know why

I have a strong impulse to buy a bunch of postgraduate entrance examination books.

But unfortunately,

In the matter of spending money

I usually only have an impulse for three seconds.

5.

When I thought my education would be the lowest in the dormitory.

The two of them told me that they were joking.

Tang people took the books apart one by one.

A face of excitement turned over.

Sign his name.

Although the words are ugly

Fortunately, the action is quite handsome.

Put the books neatly on the shelf after signing.

Then switch back to the game world in an instant.

Look at Liang Jian again

He hasn't opened his book yet.

6.

I've been thinking.

What is the charm of the game?

Why are so many people desperate to rush in?

be infatuated with

But this is an unsolved thing.

Just as we will never know whether there is a soul in the world.

Because children are not fish.

How can you be sure that these fish are happy?

When you get used to the existence of one thing.

Even if it's not a good thing.

I always feel uncomfortable when I lose it.

Just like now I'm facing an empty dormitory.

Always want to do something.

I once pinned my only pleasure on the fancy swearing of the Tang people.

Now, when he moved to the battlefield, I really miss my dormitory with him.

Because you push too hard.

His computer advanced into old age.

All kinds of strange questions caught him off guard.

After reinstalling various versions of the system.

And all kinds of screwing around.

His computer is basically flat.

So he chose to give up.

When I thought he was finally going to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

leave sth out of account

Liang Jian took him to a new base area.

Every street is a stage for dreams.

The vibrant place in the endless traffic at the school gate-Internet cafe.

From then on, they lived a happy life in the classroom in the morning, in the Internet cafe in the afternoon and in the dormitory at night.

Unfortunately, this life didn't last long.

Because the time in the dormitory was quickly postponed until midnight.

but I ...

Living alone in an empty room hurts secretly.

7.

In the long river of time, we are all changing quietly.

The two of them are trying to save money.

Compress three meals a day into two.

I used to go back and forth by school bus, but now I walk.

In the past, all kinds of drinks in Internet cafes have now become a bottle of mineral water in the shop next door to the Internet cafes.

Because the next door is two yuan cheaper than the internet cafe.

done

They are getting thinner and thinner.

It is me who is in sharp contrast with them.

Watch me get fatter and fatter.

Like a frog in warm water

It's too late to find out now

Watching the last summer vacation roll in.

I know. I just got fat.

8.

finally

Summer vacation and hot summer come together.

When I packed my bags and went home

They are still struggling in the front line.

This summer vacation

I'm the only one going home in the dormitory.

All three of them chose to stay at school.

Carry the heat with people you don't know at school.

Although I also want to stay at school.

But in the end, I fell under the pomegranate skirt of air conditioning.

9.

I make many plans before every summer vacation.

Prepare to put a tick at the back after each item is completed.

But I always remember the day before I went back to school.

good

Where is my list?

Think it over

It turns out that this summer vacation is the same as before.

I didn't do anything.

Just quietly watching time fly.

And we always place our hopes on the next time.

When the next time comes,

We have long forgotten what we said to ourselves last time.

10.

Bump all the way

I went back to school.

Looking at the familiar scenery

I always think of the summer when I first came here.

There was another one next to me.

Late summer is the season for us to come back.

It's also the time for new people to arrive.

It is spring in Qiu Lai every year.

Someone left, someone came.

Non-stop reincarnation

Come and go, bustling.

Except ourselves.

Nobody remembers.

We have been here before.

Live here, too.

Through our sweat

Flowing through our tears

It also left our youth.

1 1.

After a summer.

Tang people are thinner.

A gust of wind seemed to blow him away.

Liang Jian also lost weight.

But it's all covered by his black color.

of course

I am fatter.

They said it was a wrong choice to stay in school.

Not only is it hot, but there is nothing to eat in the canteen.

You have to run out to buy water.

I asked how it was carried.

They laughed.

I see.

I saw the unopened postgraduate entrance examination book on the desk of the Tang people.

It has been covered with a thin layer of dust.

I asked him.

We agreed to take the postgraduate entrance examination. Why haven't you opened the book yet?

He took something out of the drawer and slapped it on the table.

I looked at it carefully.

driving/driver's licence

It seems that he chose the latter for postgraduate entrance examination and driving test.

In this way, he once again told me with practical actions what it meant to be over before it started.

12.

Where is love?

I've always wanted to ask this question.

Fortunately, the Tang people told us on a dull night that love was in him.

The first time I heard him say he had a girlfriend.

I feel the same as when he said he would take the postgraduate entrance examination.

I think it must be an illusion.

Later, he proved that what he said was true with a meal

Look at the girl next to him.

The three of us look silly.

Followed by admiration.

Taking classes, taking postgraduate exams and playing games, he still has time to chase girls.

What a failure we are.

13.

Although I don't have much love experience.

But with my limited experience and observation,

I found that Tang people didn't feel in love at all.

It doesn't make sense.

Looking at the couple snuggling together outside the window.

This is the correct way to open it.

And the Tang people still have time to play games.

As if nothing had happened.

Did he also tell me with actions that what love has ended before it started?

14.

Graduated soon.

Any little thing can keep you busy.

I don't know when it started.

Tang people talk about breaking up.

If I remember correctly

It's only been a month.

Does he want to prove that he is love rat?

to tell the truth

I always thought he was a god.

In all kinds of homework reports every day,

He is going to take the postgraduate exam.

He has to ask for leave when he does the postgraduate entrance examination questions.

Besides, he likes running.

And I feel tired to death doing nothing every day.

15.

Often think of

There must be an echo.

In the daily chanting of the Tang Dynasty

Finally, he picked up the phone and sent out the sentence "Let's break up".

I told you you'd regret it.

He said no.

He bought several bottles of wine the next day.

Laugh when drinking alone.

I asked him what was wrong.

He said that she didn't answer anything after he sent a breakup message.

The next day, she changed all her avatars and passwords.

It seems that she has been waiting for this day.

For the Tang people, it seems to be a dream.

As if nothing had happened.

This is an illusion.

16.

Tang people said that when he and Liang Jian went online, they often saw her shopping with other boys.

I saw her eating with other boys in the canteen, which is far from the girls' dormitory and close to the boys' dormitory.

In the supermarket, I saw her picking things in front and other boys pushing carts in the back.

He didn't ask anything, and she didn't say anything.

Even on a dreary night.

Whispering goodbye.

17.

I wrote a love story about my roommate.

It's also our college story.

On the eve of graduation

Just to commemorate what we walked through together.

sunny day