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It is more reliable to advise you not to have plastic surgery, or to be reborn as soon as possible.
I just wanted to think about the future, but reality slapped me!
3, indifference, sometimes not ruthless, just a tool to avoid being hurt.
Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.
5, see a cold knowledge: pigs can't see the sky for a lifetime. I subconsciously looked up at the sky and felt so happy.
6. Look up at the sky and think about what you are thinking. When will you come back to me?
7. Do you think it is more handsome to die horizontally or vertically? I can help you!
8. Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people backward.
9. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible is more reliable!
10, I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Let's get married, it's my treat.
12, what about egg pain? Rub eggs. Go on!
13, the world is so wonderful, but you are so grumpy. Not good, not good.
14, once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.
15, I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better change careers and be my wife!
16, don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money!
17, I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
18, the wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe money, you have to pay it back.
19, the world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.
When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.
2 1, why not let the mare go?
22. Broadcast gymnastics begins now: ╔ ╔ ╚ ╚ ╚ ╕ ╗ ╔ ╗.
23. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.
24. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. I am empty without you.
25. What TV did we watch? At the end, the hero and heroine get married and the TV ends. What does this mean? Explanation: As long as you get married, it's over.
Inspirational soliloquy: it's more reliable to think about making money hard.
First of all, everyone has two egos: a good ego and a bad ego. Let positive overcome negative, noble overcome vulgar, sincere overcome hypocrisy, tolerance overcome calculation, happiness overcome depression, diligence overcome laziness, and firm overcome fragility. You can be the best if you want.
Second, life is like a chess game, full of dangers and opportunities; People who don't have the opportunity to do great things are because they don't prove their strength by doing small things well. The more inconspicuous the place, the more positive it is. Do small things to the extreme and prove your strength before others dare to entrust them with heavy responsibilities.
Third, in fact, there is nothing that can't pass, only the mood that can't pass. Many things, we can't pass, because we can't let go in our hearts. For example, I have been cheated, and I can't let go of revenge, irony, resentment, criticism and face.
On the road of life, we will encounter too many bumps. In the face of countless failures and ridicule, we may lose confidence and dignity, but the only thing we can't lose is a smile.
5. While there is still time, try to do what you want to do most and live the life you want most. Maybe we are still nobody, but that doesn't prevent us from choosing what kind of lifestyle. The world is always more wonderful than you think.
Six, no rapids, no mountains, no climbing. Cowardly people can only retreat, reckless people can only get burned, and only true courage can be washed away.
Seven, no one will care about how much effort you have made, whether you are tired or not, whether the fall hurts or not, they will only look at where you finally stand, and then envy or disdain. For the sake of the future, it is necessary to suffer a little now.
Never give up what you really want. It's hard to wait, but what a pity! Silence when it is time to be silent. Now is the time to accept and do what you should do most. Come on!
Nine, the proposition of life is too big, I know that I may not understand it even if I spend my whole life, but I will persist in seeking it anyway, because this process will make me stronger, more confident and braver, so that I can calmly face any suffering in life.
Only by stepping on the ladder of diligence can we reach the peak of wisdom. Only with diligence and wisdom can we realize the ideal of success. Instead of taking time to deal with the unsatisfactory life in the future, it is better to take time to create the life you want.
Life is always like this, and people cannot be satisfied everywhere. Living is a state of mind. When you stay out of the way, indifferent to the pain of life, indifferent to fame and fortune, positive balance of mind, do whatever you want, do whatever you don't do, don't deliberately hide yourself, don't deliberately please others, just be a simple and true self, you will be indifferent to gains and losses, and you will be able to live calmly, truly, calmly and happily.
The bird standing on the tree is never afraid that the branches will break, because it believes not in the branches, but in its wings. Instead of worrying about the future every day, it is better to try to do well in the present.
The reason why you are unhappy is that you can't stand the present state and don't try to change it. You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.
Only by keeping a happy feeling at all times can a person love life more and love life more. Only happiness and cheerfulness are the sources of creativity and motivation in life; Only by constantly creating their own happiness and getting along with themselves can people stay away from pain and troubles and have a happy life.
Fifteen, superior to others, not noble, truly noble, should be superior to the past; Life is to keep growing, keep going your own way, bear it, let it go and go well.
Sixteen, everyone is working hard, not only you are full of grievances! Ugly fruit tries to make itself sweeter. You can rest when you are tired, but it has nothing to do with giving up. ...
Don't worry about what others think of you. It doesn't matter what others think, what matters is what you think of yourself. The maturity of any soul must be baptized and tempered by loneliness. The tragedy of life is not that there is no goal, but that there is no goal to achieve.
18. Not everyone … can be what they want, but everyone … can try to be what they want.
Nineteen, accompanied by a long time, only to understand that only those who know the roots can talk to each other and get together. When someone comes, someone will naturally leave, leaving behind those who see what you have and are still willing to be with you. Love and friendship are the same: deep affection is not as good as long-term companionship, and deep affection needs no words. Being tired for a long time is the real feeling.
Twenty, the meaning of life, not only in the experience, but also need to understand, how many scenery, not only in front of the experience, but also to beat the soul, this world is not short of rich people, there is no shortage of poor people, we must learn to help ourselves, drink more water at high temperatures, eat more with a cold heart. Love your mouth, and of course control your mouth.
Don't be afraid of losing if you want to win. If you are not afraid of losing, you won't win. But if you are afraid of losing, you will lose!
Twenty-two, mood reflects a person's quality, mentality reflects a person's pursuit of life, life is not lacking anything, it is precisely our lack of friendship and persistence in life.
Twenty-three, people yearn for and seek happiness. In a sense, life is a thorough liquidation. There are so many things that we can't predict and have no time to think. With the dust, we are involved in one game after another, but we can't imagine what kind of parting will be next.
Twenty-four, people should not be a still life inserted in a vase for people to watch, but should be the rhythm of dancing with the wind spreading on the grassland. Life is not arranged, but pursued.
25. If you don't believe in hard work and time, the result will be the first choice to let you down. Don't deny your past, and don't use your past to involve your current efforts and prospects for the future. It is not because there is hope that you work hard, but because you work hard, you can see the light of hope.
Twenty-six, take care of yourself, love yourself to love others. If you are depressed, miserable, sad and not free, how can you make a warm room in your heart for important people to live in? If a heart is riddled with holes, people who live in it will be wet by the rain.
27. You think your work is simple, boring and uncreative. But there are always people who find themselves hidden in this great opportunity of this extraordinary career. So they succeeded, and you still fantasize, complain, do nothing and do nothing all your life.
Everyone is unique. As long as you believe in yourself, you can create a different world. Think of hard work as a habit, not a three-minute fever. Persistence is king. Every harvest you admire is made by others. You can complain or ignore it, but remember, you are not qualified to give up without hard work!
Twenty-nine, not giving up easily is the persistence of dreams; Not easily admit that failure is the desire for success; Not escaping from reality is a love of life; Constant efforts are the pursuit of life.
Every day we face is new, so forget it! Let go of everything that should be put down in a day and let everything start from scratch. Like a new day, the new sun rises again, giving yourself a clear sky! People who can't forget the pain of the past often lose their happiness today! People who can't forget yesterday often can't even grasp today!
3 1. A setback deepened people's understanding of life; A mistake has increased people's awareness of life; An misfortune, a mature understanding of the world; A pain, a thorough understanding of success. In this sense, in order to achieve success and happiness and live happily, we must first understand failure, misfortune, frustration and pain.
32. Our life is not satisfactory. Every time we surpass yesterday's record, we have a sense of accomplishment. Perhaps our personal dream of success is out of reach, but every step is down-to-earth and every meter is true.
Thirty-three, where the heart passes, flowers bloom. Wandering around in a sad story will only shorten another happy story. Our life is one story after another. This story has no beginning and no end. Without an end, there is no new beginning. Live in the present, neither come nor go.
Thirty-four, choose comfort, you don't have to envy others' wonderful; If you choose stormy waves, you don't need to expect quiet years. Different choices give you different paths in life. There is no right or wrong, as long as you know what you really want in your heart and work hard for it, everyone is the winner of your life!
No matter how slow your pace is, you will always see progress as long as you are walking.
Thirty-six, think again in the midst of prosperity; In adversity, be brave again; Success, then indifferent; Hesitant, believe again. Life is always like this. What you think you have may be heading for the future. What you think you have may be heading for the future.
Thirty-seven, the fruit on the tree can only be picked by those who raise their hands; There is money on the ground, and only people who bend over can pick it up. If I sell mountaineering tickets, I can only guarantee that you can climb the mountain if you buy tickets. Whether you can climb to the top of the mountain depends on your persistence or not. Everything is the same, the choice is important, and the effort after the choice is more important. With your execution and persistence, you will surely embark on the road to success.
Thirty-eight, adhere to three things every day, look at the face, look at the scale, and look at the balance. If the face is not beautiful enough, the scale is not low enough and the balance is not enough. Then, please continue to struggle!
39. True love is like a ghost. Many people have heard of it, but few people have seen it. The only people in this world who won't betray you are your parents and money in your pocket.
Forty, I hope we can try our best to be what live high wants. Women in China will lose their talents or wisdom because they have no sense of crisis. They always believe that the world is the best, so leave a way out for themselves, make money and be beautiful!
Forty-one, women in China are the most tired: not only have to work hard to earn money, but also have to go out to the kitchen under the hall. Go all out to work, go all out to work from home, to all the struggling beauties.
Forty-two, I hope that we will fight for ten years, fight in the battlefield, never forget our initiative, and strive to become a rich man covered in copper.
43. May you still love life when you wake up every day, be willing to embrace the world, know what you want, work hard for it, be tough and gentle.
44. Think about how to get rich if you have nothing to do. Don't always be sad in the emotional world. The money in hand is always more secure than the heart that can't be grasped.
45. People who are richer than you must work harder than you. People who work harder than you will be richer than you one day. Life is balanced. If you don't work hard to make money, you must worry about saving money. This is not chicken soup, this is reality!
46. Your sense of security should come from your skin getting better every day, the weight you want to keep on the weighing scale, the sufficient balance in your bank card and the full charge of your mobile phone, not from a man's love words and promises in a few words.
47. If you really don't know what to do in the future, do the immediate thing first. As long as today is better than yesterday, it is progress. In the long run, time will naturally give you an unexpected future.
Forty-eight, trying to make money is to go to the most expensive restaurant when you are sad, and you don't have to haggle over the price on the menu! Because the world is so big, you can really go and see it, and you won't wait until you are old and regret it because of lack of money.
Forty-nine, the car has oil, the mobile phone has electricity, and Cary has money! This is a sense of security. It's nonsense to expect others! No matter how awesome the co-pilot is, it's better to hold the steering wheel by yourself!
Fifty, it is more reliable to think about making money hard. Otherwise, when you are in a bad mood, you can only buy two bottles of beer and a bag of chicken feet and cry on the roadside. If you work hard to make money, you can lie in a beautiful mountain hot spring and apply a mask to stop your tears.
51. We sometimes make money like crazy people, not for fame and fortune, but to make ourselves feel valuable and live as we please!
52. There are only two ways for a woman to be born again: beautiful or rich. The whole world doesn't believe you, it doesn't matter. As long as you believe in yourself, you are an idol. If you don't accept your fate, go for it.
53. Your most beautiful appearance is not that you are a husband or a child, that you are plain, that you are honest and obedient, and that you are smart and save money. It's that you can have a good life, but you still wear exquisite makeup and don't forget to work hard.
One day, your pride and all your frivolities will be smashed inch by inch, and then put on a plate and put on a pleasing look. Reality is probably a hammer.
Fifty-five, making money means buying what you want at the right age, and you don't have to wait until you are 40 to buy the long dress you want at the age of 20. It is for those men who decide to leave, don't stay, don't cling to it, still live a sloppy life, and can afford a house with two bedrooms and one living room, real estate and children!
56. Don't be melodramatic when making money, and don't be slow when spending money. Life really won't be gentle with you because you cry, but you can live through hard work.
Fifty-seven, all the anger basically comes from having no money; They are all inspirational, and the basic goal is to make money; Basically, all happiness is rich. Why not work hard for RMB!
Fifty-eight, no money, what do you use to maintain your family, stabilize your love, and contact your friendship? Stop it, everyone is busy!
Fifty-nine, everyone who shines has spent one unknown night after another behind his back. This is what we really deserve and admire.
Sixty, everyone may encounter a particularly difficult stage, long or short, which makes you feel desperate and can't see the light. However, it is useless to complain and worry blindly, and it is even more useless to be sad and painful. It's better to clean up your mood, be full of energy and face it with your head held high. Maybe everything will be fine.
Your opponent is reading, your enemy is sharpening his knife, your best friend is losing weight, and Lao Wang next door is practicing his waist. You must continue to work hard so as not to give your opponent an opportunity.
Sixty-two, the way you earn money desperately, although a little embarrassed, but the way you work hard on your own is really beautiful!
Sixty-three, the thin man clamored for losing weight, Xueba complained that he had failed the exam again, the local tyrant frowned and cried poor, and life was so hypocritical!
64. Today is the youngest day in your future life, because there will be another tomorrow, and today will always be the starting line. Always remember: the harder you work, the luckier you will be.
Sixty-five, don't sing all your life. Girls don't work hard to earn money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, do laundry, do housework, be rejected, look after the children or you.
I work hard to make money, not because I love money. But in this life, I don't want to be with anyone because of money, nor do I want to leave anyone because of money! If you ask me what to choose between love and bread, I will say: just give me love and I will buy my own bread!
67. The best way to live is not to wake up naturally in bed, nor to sit at home doing nothing, nor to walk around the streets and shop at will, but to run along the ideal road with a group of like-minded people, with a story going back, a firm next step and a clear last step.
Sixty-eight, women earn money is not necessarily a responsibility, but it is definitely dignity. Maybe you are not short of money, maybe someone is willing to support you, but a job brings you not only wealth, but also a solid and hard-earned deposit gives you a sense of security.
Sixty-nine, in the days to come: Eat well, go to bed early, work hard to earn money, spend money happily, don't be angry with unworthy people, and don't lose sleep over meaningless things. When you come into this world, you must live a little, live well and laugh wildly.
70. When you are thin and beautiful, and your wallet is full of hard-earned money, you will suddenly realize that you have no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to speculate about things, and to ponder over others. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come, if you are wonderful, arrange naturally.
Seventy-one, all who should come, all who should go. Don't resist, don't stay, and don't be greedy. Learn to look down on something, dear. May you, like a sunflower, be full of positive energy every day and start a vibrant day.
Love yourself is more reliable than the person who loves you.
1, let's go. Don't look back at me, make me hesitate and make me sad.
2, say sorry to yourself, because it is always inexplicably sad. Say sorry to yourself and embarrass yourself for others. Say sorry to yourself because pretending makes you tired. Say sorry to yourself because stubbornness hurts yourself.
The biggest distress of love is that you make me sick, but you are my medicine.
4. I still like to walk alone. When I look up at the starry sky alone, I will always think of it, or I will cry alone.
People who don't smoke or drink are not as good as dogs.
6. The end of love is just a barren sand dune.
7. When the fireworks were released, the flames fell into the sea.
8. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.
9. Anything worth having must be worth waiting for.
10, no matter who he is, no matter how he is, as long as he is good to us, we must find a way to get him to work for us!
1 1. How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.
12, there are some people who pass us in a hurry, but they don't have time to meet each other; Met, but it was too late to get to know each other; Get to know each other, but get to know each other too late; I'm familiar with it, but I still have to say goodbye.
13. Miss the past, friends and sincere friendship.
Love yourself is more reliable than the person who loves you.
15, I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first!
16, the exam is a boomerang, it always goes and comes again. ~
17, stop barking at me. I don't know dog language. Go find your dog friend.
18, don't blame me for not being so naive after I die of despair.
19. Compromise is like a dog. I won't lose my self-esteem and bow to anyone.
20. The place you choose should not have a crown, but a low-headed platform is waiting for you.
2 1, I am most afraid that the person I care about most will suddenly change tone, and I feel that the whole world doesn't want you.
22. If your heart is broken, you can only heal it yourself, and no one will.
23. The scenery you see on the road of life will always belong to you, and no one can take it away.
Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
Although you talked about my life, it still occupies my memory.
26. Those things that made you cry will be said with a smile in the future.
27. The sky that just rained took away the dust, but it couldn't take away my heart pain.
28. The sadness of a fallen leaf is like my mood this season.
29. Good friends are just good friends.
30. I am used to reading your clean words and quiet smile in the gap of time.
3 1, wandering around the world with a cigarette.
32. People who are suspected of egg pain are accused of salted egg superman! !
33. Being single is my choice, and I will stay single until I meet the right person.
Don't take the result too seriously, it's just an answer. Don't take pain too seriously, it's just a necessity.
35. It's disappointing to have you wake up in the dream without your desolation.
36. I am not as strong as you think. Why can't you see what I'm doing to be brave?
37. Life should be seen clearly, thoroughly and impenetrably.
38. When I was alone, I learned to associate with loneliness, listen to lonely songs, taste sad melodies and enjoy loneliness alone.
39. I don't understand until I lose it. No relationship can last forever, and no one will belong to you forever.
I lied to you because I didn't want to hurt you too much.
4 1, life is like summer flowers, who will subscribe to my sadness? The future you are talking about is a landscape that I can't touch. Whose vision has been broadened by my departure?
Tell you what kind of man is the most reliable
Love is most afraid of meeting the wrong person. On the first date, you can't know the man's life background. We can only learn a thing or two from him, which makes people feel uneasy about its authenticity. Therefore, an interview can only be conducted from the appearance to measure whether he is a reliable man. There are several points on his face that need the most attention. Let's have a look.
eye
The rich look at the eyes, and the poor look at the nose, which shows the importance of eyes and nose. Eyes should have gods, and gods should not be exposed. Eyes should be black and white, and black eyes should not be too small. Three whites and four whites are not conducive to marriage, and temperament is also easy to be withdrawn and paranoid.
Eye dew and fierce light mostly refer to triangular eye shape, life is difficult and dangerous, and obscene, and people are not aboveboard enough.
The drooping eyes belong to men who like to eat soft rice.
People who are exposed to peach blossoms and water will change their feelings more frequently, and it is easy to use their feelings.
nose
Explicitly, middle-aged people are robbed or their families are ruined.
A man with a narrow nose is insidious and calculating, and can't hold anything in his heart.
The nose should be straight and smooth, the nose should be fleshy, and the nose wings should not be exposed.
eyebrow
People with short eyebrows and eight eyebrows have no ambition, strong dependence, are content with the status quo, and also like to covet petty advantages. If you are strong and like a man who is obedient to you, Nuo Nuo is the right choice.
Shame, eyebrows turned upside down, bad temper and strong tendency to violence. I believe that most beautiful women don't have the hobby of being abused all day.
People with messy eyebrows can't save money in their hands, and they are not single-minded. There is a great chance of going out to find a lover. I can't find a lover and prefer gambling.
mouth
A man's mouth represents ability. If he has a small mouth and lacks tension, then his ability to cope with all aspects is poor, but women should be the masters.
Lips should be plump and round, lips should be plump and thin, which is easy to cause trouble. People with few lips have thin children, which is harmful to children.
cheekbone
The homonym of cheekbones also represents men's rights, authority and desire for domination. So if a man doesn't have cheekbones, it's really lifelong service.
The cheekbones should be moderate. People who are too tall are ambitious, eager for quick success, ambitious and unsuccessful.
You don't need to sharpen your cheekbones, just wrap them in meat. People who are too sharp have a bad temper and are difficult to approach.
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