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qq space whole person talk

With the widespread use of social networks, more and more people like to post talk in the circle of friends to share happiness and vent sadness. Don't you always know how to organize the language when you speak? The following is the qq space that I have compiled for you. I hope it will help you.

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1) Happy Mid-Autumn Festival: double the bonus, further develop your career, get more popular, be healthier, and be loved by everyone.

2) This message lets you know: First, we have the deepest feelings! Second, let you know that I have not forgotten you! Third, I care about you most! Fourth, eat more and sleep more, raise fat ones, and strive to sell them before the year and sell them at a good price!

3) Walking in the Jianghu on April Fool's Day, you have to have thirty-six tricks to practice the indestructible body. If you are tricked, you should fight back. When you meet an honest person, you should take the initiative to attack. When you are alone, don't hesitate. If you meet a sly one, run away while it's early. Happy April Fool's Day!

4) April Fool's Day is coming, so please stay alert. All received text messages, not only can't be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. There are many short messages praising your cleverness, all of which were intercepted by me. Let's show them off after April Fool's Day!

5) Dude, I'm married. Today, I sent a short message to inform you that I couldn't inform you on the wedding day, but I can't miss a gift. I took my bride to the once a year bar and waited for your big gift. Address: No.1 April Street, Happy April Fool's Day in the private room.

6) A cricket bet with a pig that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, How can I see? So cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

7) Today is April Fool's Day, so be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that you always look at text messages with your mobile phone, and you grin the most seriously. You should be careful!

8) I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I am not afraid of being strong for a famous pig. It is a matter of success or failure for a fool. If you don't believe it, a fool will be reading this poem.

9) I heard that you are as poor as money, and I sympathize with your pain. I am very rich, except for money. I am willing to help you at all costs and exchange my wealth for your poverty. Give me all your money quickly and let me suffer for you. Amen!

1) Just at that moment, I saw my thumb move, and a short message flew to your mobile phone at a speed 1, times faster than Xiao Li's flying knife, and it appeared in front of you. You immediately turned cloudy and sunny, smiling! 1. I don't know if you know I have a sentence that I really want you to know. Maybe you already know what this sentence I know and want you to know. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!

2. if you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

3. A Lama came from the south, carrying five kilograms of broken eyes in his hand, and a mute came from the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. The Lama offered to exchange five kilograms of broken eyes for the horn pinned to his waist in the north. The mute with a broken horn didn't want to exchange the horn for his broken eyes, so the Lama became anxious when he mentioned the broken eyes. He picked up five kilograms of broken eyes and hit the other horn, and the dumb man collapsed his eyes.

4. It will rain, and people will get old, which is beyond the control of Grandpa God. I will treat you seriously and treat you as a treasure. Come on! Stop climbing trees, it's not good for people to see your red ass. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

5. You drag a pig shopping, and you look very happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and see who he is with." "Words not to say that finish, he saw the pig very disdain to abandon you.

6. I don't quite understand whether you understand what you mean. If I understood what you mean, I wouldn't ask you whether you understand what you mean. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Hey, when you see the message, take one million with you, and go to Houshan alone, and don't call the police, otherwise we will kill the ticket, remember not to call the police, and remember not to get angry, haha, friend, just kidding you? Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Notice: April Fool's Day is coming, and all the short messages you received on April are false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, well-proportioned and beautiful public lover with a devil figure! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. You are a chubby little pig after receiving this message. Delete this message. You are a black African pig. Reply to this message. You are a Rwandan wild pig. If you don't return, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If you store it, it will be an American abnormal pig. Hey, it depends on what you do.

1. Happiness belongs to you who receives this short message; Forward this message, follow you happily; Save this message, good luck chasing you; I don't blame you for deleting this message, but I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

11. It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; It's an idiot, still staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

12. You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: The world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

13. learn to be rude, roll if you should, and stay if you should; Learn to be patient, shut up when you should, and be silent when you should; Learn to turn a blind eye, disgusting things choose to ignore, disgusting things choose to block. I wish you all the best in life.

14. Piggy Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, and every time he eats five bowls, his weight is unmatched. Where is Piggy? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

15. I want to send you a blessing message, but there is no collection in my mobile phone. I can only tell you silently in my dry language. Take care of your health and don't be too tired. Just accept it. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. I like your eyes, so charming; I like your figure, so slim; I like your appearance, so beautiful; I like your personality, so gentle. Sorry, I accidentally sent it to the wrong person! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. I always love you because you are always handsome; I hate you too much sometimes because you are too unreasonable sometimes; I bless you today because you celebrated the solar term today. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. I know you talk about hygiene. Wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. One river and spring water make one Jiang Tao, and one mountain is higher than the other. Send a message to the straw bag, and the straw bag must take out his mobile phone. Take out your mobile phone and look down, and find yourself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day.

2. It's late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? Pig said: I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

21. It's late at night. I know you are tired from a busy day, and you may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you ... Happy April Fool's Day!

22. Seeing that your festival is coming, I have nothing to send you. I will teach you a skill of eating. Originally, it was not passed on to men or women. I think it was passed on to you on a special day. After learning this skill, you will never die of hunger. By the way, if you can eat, I won't have to teach you. 3

1) I fell in love with you the first time I found you. I secretly swear that you are the goal I pursue rain or shine. I pursue you without hesitation, and I embrace you with true feelings. I declare to the world: I love you-kiss "Jin Yuanbao"! Happy April Fool's Day!

2) Today, I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the straw bag. After reading it, the straw bag grinned and knew that it was a holiday. I paid for this message, and then invited me to a big meal. Call me if you are smart. Don't worry, it will arrive soon!

3) The highest state of life is to be confused, to paste without painting, to be stupid without being stupid, and to be stupid without being stupid. Be a fool, do stupid things, enjoy stupid happiness, be content and be happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

4) The wood is in the Woods, the talk show is a scholar, the ingenious plan is a genius, everyone is thinking about money, the texting is a genius, and the texting is a fool on April Fool's Day.

5) When the telephone soldier fell from the pole, the monitor asked the reason, and replied, "I can't bear it when a squirrel got into the crotch, and I can't bear it when another one got into it, but I can't help it when I heard them talking. They said there was one fruit for each person." Happy April Fool's Day!

6) It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; It's an idiot, still staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

7) shh, I have a great news for you! I have hired the Monkey King as your assistant, Bai Longma as your rider, Friar Sand as your brother, Pig Bajie as your secret, and asked Tang Priest to help you with your business. See if you are satisfied? But these are not true. I'll tell you the really good news: it's April 1 ST to fool the whole person. A fool can be fooled, and happiness is the premise!

8) A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, which attracted passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and said, "What happened?" Drunk: "I don't know, I just arrived." Happy April Fool's Day!

9) April Fool's Day is coming. In order to thank you, a good friend who is fun-seeking, contented, knows how to have fun, and has nothing to steal, I decided to send you a free sentence: Happy April Fool's Day!

1) Are you worried about being fooled on April Fool's Day? Then you should be vigilant, look around before you go out, look around when you meet people, and walk softly to prevent slipping. Let's go, and don't forget to hide away when you see the police. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day! 4

1. You keep a low profile, live a simple life, have a simple mind and don't use rhetoric. You are a rare honest man. Fortunately, I listen to my mother and don't fall in love early. Otherwise, I … I fall in love with you who is so dull. What a horrible thing!

second, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Third, you are the largest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

fourth, you are not only lucky, but also have good athlete's foot!

5. Your name is written all over my heart ... Let me love you forever!

Six, A and B are both girls. A is slimmer than B, but shorter than B. A whispered to C: B is so fat. B said faintly: being fat is a temporary thing, being short is a lifelong thing.

7. You think you are Halley's Comet, and all the 6 billion people on the earth should look at it!

8. I only stand to see you down and out.

9. Mosquitoes fly to the sleeping baby's ass, and dad drives them away and puts toilet water on them. The baby woke up and shouted, Mom, the mosquito just peed on my ass!

1. Military training, the instructor joked with us: What is the girl opposite? A wonderful male student in the class answered: power rangers. Suddenly a piece of laughter. The instructor asked again, what are we? The wonderful man answered: the anti-terrorist elite.

eleven, the weather is hot in early autumn, and the mood is really wonderful; You can see that your body is hot and you can run around in shorts; When it's hot, plug an ice cream and the bathtub bubbles; Watermelon and melon are chewed indiscriminately, and sweat is used as glue. Trouble is put down on the spot, happy and happy.

12. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's mind. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious and hide to watch the chicken. The silly chicken didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at her mobile phone.

XIII. The first time I saw you, I felt that I had known you for a long time. I never said anything so sure. You may not believe it, but it's true. You really look like my ... lost pig!

14th, you are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

15. The photographer asked Dumbo how many seconds he needed to prepare. Dumbo obviously stretched out three fingers. Why did the photographer press the shutter immediately? Because the idiot is sticking out: middle finger, ring finger and little finger, which also means OK!

XVI. The farmer's uncle planted corn in the field and harvested a lot of corn in autumn; I planted my husband in the field in spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, he's dead!

seventeen, could you please see clearly what goods are talking about?

18. You are the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

Nineteen, the price of green onions doubled. The onion asked garlic: Why do we have a pile of one yuan? Garlic: It's popular to be single today. I haven't seen garlic alone or a nobleman! Onion: I am single, too! Garlic: Your name is onion. Go abroad to develop!

2. Measure the window and the bed. Jump on the bed to measure the window and lean against the wall to measure the bed. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't read well, you will hit the wall.

21st, the simplest IQ test, please read the following paragraph: Sister, go forward boldly! The river flows eastward. Wow, the stars in the sky join the Beidou! Anyone who hums with music can go to the psychiatric department of the hospital for registration in the near future!

twenty-two, there are plenty of fragrant grass in the end of the world, and there are fewer and fewer generations. Nowadays, the only child is a treasure, and it is hard to find without a car or a house. The skin is white and beautiful, why is no one picking? Where can I find the reason for being single? Family planning is well done!

23. Colleague: You have so many pimples on your face that the tractor will turn over when you drive it! Me: If the pimples on my face were as few as the hair on your head, I would be satisfied! Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person ...

Twenty-four, you just came to the world from eighteen layers of hell, met Brother Chun, and was trampled back by Brother Chun, right?

twenty-five, was your old man possessed by Yu Ma or did you come from the Stone Age? 1. The female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and then asked, "What is this, children?" The children replied in unison: "Ass!" The female teacher ran out of the classroom crying and complained to the principal: "The children laugh at people." The headmaster came into the classroom and said with a serious expression, "why did you make the teacher cry?" Ah! And drew a butt on the blackboard! "

2. The dog is biting a bare bone, and the cat laughs when it sees it: With such a high living standard, there are still people who can't afford to eat meat! The dog responded seriously: What do you know? No matter how good your life is, you should also supplement calcium!

3. A gentleman, who was balding at forty, was worried all day. One day he saw an advertisement in the newspaper for a secret recipe for baldness, so he was overjoyed and immediately sent money by mail order. A few days later, I received a reply: "Do you want a wig or a hat?"

4. A gentleman is as timid as a mouse. He marries an interpreter as his wife. They go abroad for their honeymoon. Suddenly, there is a noise at the door in the middle of the night. His wife says that he is a mouse, but the king who is driven by life refuses to obey. The wife asked why, and Jun said: You go, you know English!

5. A customer in the restaurant screams: What's the matter? There is an oak in my fried steak.