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Mid-Autumn Festival about eating crabs.

1. Mid-Autumn Crab Poetry Mid-Autumn Crab Author: drunken laughter Tianshan Snow

The golden wind falls in September,

Three autumn bright moonlight.

But Yang Chengxie,

Don't look at the chrysanthemum fragrance.

Attached is an ancient famous sentence about crabs.

(Tang) Pi Rixiu (Song) is as high as the sun.

You were famous before you crossed the ocean, and a good hand can boast of being thin and beautiful.

Bones are produced from meat. Gui Xiang divided the crabs into bags.

Don't be afraid of thunder and lightning, but also know that you can hold your hand for nothing.

The sea dragon king is also very rampant. Just scratching at the grass.

Send a letter to beg for crabs

(Song) Zhang Lei

It is known from afar that the Lianshui crab has been frosted in September.

Huge gold is heavy, and crabs are fat, white and fragrant.

Dust leaves the old country, poetry and wine are sent to other places.

What is the fate of Luoyang without western envoys?

Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions

Claws are more like osmanthus flowers, and vinegar is poured on ginger.

The gluttonous prince and grandson should have wine, but the rampant son has no intestines.

Cold accumulation between umbilicus forgets jealousy, and fingers are stained with fishy fragrance.

Originally, there was a beautiful mouth and a beautiful belly in the world, and the fairy laughed all her life.

2. The poem describing eating crabs is that the crab claws are golden liquid, the bad mountain is Penglai, and the platform beside the moon must be drunk. -Li Bai

If you don't go to Lushan Mountain, you will live up to your vision. -Su Shi

Crab Pond In the lake fields of Yan Qian, the frost is clear in October, and fragrant crabs are like tigers at the beginning of late rice. Grab more matches by trawling, and pick goods by the water. The vertical and horizontal claws are a foot long, showing an iron color condensed with lake light. Stone crabs have been eaten, which surprised me at first sight. Buyers hate yellow beards, and the compensation price of 10 yuan is still too small. Full of praise, rich taste, pointed navel is better than bulbous navel. Full of plates, cooking and piling up beautiful things, orange paste is delicious. When a bucket of rubies is full, a pair of pliers will give off a crisp fragrance. Sell mud-sealed wine on the shore, chew and pour frequently, and stop. The west wind is Zhang Han's dwelling place. Can you know that you are so rich? The loveliness of things is particularly disgusting, and they are stung by green flies. A heartless son is called a beauty, and the Buddha's decree forbids any mischief.

Pi Rixiu, who talks about crabs, is already famous before he swims across the sea. He has bones and is born of meat. Don't say it is heartless, even if it is afraid of lightning, the sea dragon king is also on the rampage.

Li, who can sing crabs, has cicada eyes and tortoise feet like spiders and has never faced anyone. Today, I am wandering around like a river and lake at a banquet.

Jia Baoyu prefers the shade of osmanthus to claws, throwing vinegar at Jiang Xing. The gluttonous prince and grandson should have wine, but the rampant son has no intestines. Cold accumulation between umbilicus forgets jealousy, and fingers are stained with fishy fragrance. Originally, there was a beautiful mouth and a beautiful belly in the world, and the fairy laughed all her life. Lin Daiyu's armor is long and she will never forget it until she dies. She likes to taste the color first. The chelated tender jade is full, with red grease protruding from the shell and fragrant. What a pity for you, who advised me to help you? During the festive season, fragrant chrysanthemum is frosty. Xue Baochai, Gui Ai, Tong Yin, sitting in mourning, Chang 'an looking forward to Chongyang. There is no latitude and longitude in the road ahead, and the skin is black and yellow in spring and autumn. Chrysanthemum should also be used when the wine is not fishy, and ginger must be used to prevent cold accumulation. What are the benefits of falling into the kettle today? Yuepu has surplus grain and millet fragrance.

The bad crab has forgotten his old friend for a long time, and his son is happy. Drunk to death, you will never regret it. It seems that you are heartless. The crab fat drools temporarily, and the wine is bright. -Lu you

Baoyu wrote the first poem about eating crabs.

Claw-holding white prefers sweet-scented osmanthus shade, and throwing vinegar and ginger is crazy.

The gluttonous prince and grandson should have wine, but the rampant son has no intestines.

Cold accumulation between umbilicus forgets jealousy, and fingers are stained with fishy fragrance. Du (surname)

It turns out that there is a beautiful mouth in the world, and Zhi and Poxian laughed all their lives.

Dai yuzuo

The armored commander will never forget him until he dies, and likes to taste the colors of the pile first.

The chelated tender jade is full, with red grease protruding from the shell and fragrant.

Meat pity you, who advised me to help the knife?

During the festive season, fragrant chrysanthemum is frosty.

Baochai's

Guiyin takes the elevator, and Chang 'an looks forward to Chongyang.

There is no latitude and longitude in the road ahead, and the skin is black and yellow in spring and autumn.

Chrysanthemum is also used to prevent colds and the accumulation of ginger.

What are the benefits of falling into the kettle today? Yuepu has surplus grain and millet fragrance.

4. The first reaction to the ancient poetry about eating crabs is to think of the thirty-eighth poem of A Dream of Red Mansions by Lin Xiaoxiang.

"Everyone commented again, then asked for hot crabs and ate them on the big round table. Baoyu said with a smile, "Today, if you don't have poetry, you won't enjoy laurel. I already sang it. Who dares to do it? " As she spoke, she washed her hands and began to write. As you can see, the claws are more like the shade of osmanthus, and it is crazy to pour vinegar on ginger. The gluttonous prince and grandson should have wine, but the rampant son has no intestines. The navel accumulates cold and forgets jealousy, and the fingers are stained with fishy smell, which is still fragrant. Originally, the world had a beautiful mouth, and Poxian was busy all her life. Daiyu said with a smile, "There are even a hundred such poems." With a wave of his pen, there is already a song. Everyone reads: the real armor has not forgotten its death, and the pile of colors is like the first. The tender jade is full of chelated jade, and the shell is convex with red grease. Meat is even more pitiful. Who can persuade me to do a thousand things? Enjoy the festive season, sweet-scented osmanthus breeze to send frost. Baoyu applauded and Daiyu tore it up, which made people want to burn. You keep him for others to see. "Baochai said with a smile," I just managed to write one, which is not necessarily good. Let's make a joke. " I wrote it too. When everyone saw it, it read: Guiyin sat in mourning, and Chang 'an looked forward to Chongyang. The road ahead has no latitude and longitude, and the skin is black and yellow in spring and autumn. Seeing this scene, everyone can't help but be surprised. Baoyu said, "Good writing! My poem should burn. " Look at the bottom: chrysanthemum is used when the wine is broken, and ginger is used when it is cold. What's the good of falling into the kettle today? The moonlight is full of millet fragrance. After reading it, everyone said it was the swan song of eating crabs. These small topics were originally considered to be great talents, but they satirized the world too much. When he said this, Pinger came back to the garden. I don't know what to do. Let's listen to the next chapter "-A Dream of Red Mansions, in which Cao Xueqin remembered another sentence in classical Chinese in high school," Crab kneels six times, but pinches twice, not twice. " From Xunzi's exhortation.

-Turn it over on the paper, and you should be able to see the navel of Tuan Tuan Dong Zhuo.

2. Who will draw a poem about crabs? It is the time when autumn rice is ripe. But Huang Yun went back to his cave. What did Jun Fu want with his armor?

Qi Baishi's Looking at Xing Jun with Bare Hands often looks at crabs coldly. How long will it last? Qi Baishi's other crab pictures, without related poems, are also published for everyone to watch. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! This stamp is one of the stamps of Qi Baishi's works.

5. Poetry about Eating Crabs Eating crabs is a seasonal enjoyment. Li Bai, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, once praised: "Crab claws are golden liquid, and bad mountains are Penglai. And you must drink wine on the platform next to the moon and get drunk. "

Su Dongpo, a great writer in the Song Dynasty, was fond of crabs, and often exchanged poems for crabs: "You can laugh at Wuzhong's greed and obedience, and one poem is exchanged for two sharp groups (crabs, called sharp groups in ancient times)." The literary giant changed two crabs for a poem, triumphant. No wonder, after eating crabs, he sighed: "If you don't eat crabs, you will live up to your vision." .

Huang Tingjian, a poet in the Song Dynasty, likes to eat Yangzhou tribute crab, saying it is absolutely beautiful. There is a poem saying: "Ding Si is ten thousand yuan, and jade is often eaten. I comment on Yangzhou Gong, which is really unparalleled. " He is also familiar with the method of cooking crabs. He thinks crabs are cold and should be mixed with a little ginger. He wrote in Crab Poetry: "If you understand Huatang, you can understand Ginger Orange."

When the autumn wind blows, my friend gave me a full crab. Huang Tingjian, a poet, could not restrain his inner joy and wrote such a poem: "Although mildew enters a woman's smile, taste can solve a strong man's face." Hampton has bound sixteen generations, and he has already felt the vigorous development of wine. "

The thirty-eighth chapter of A Dream of Red Mansions describes the scene of nobles enjoying flowers and eating crabs and writing poems. Baoyu confidently wrote: "Holding crabs is more like sweet-scented osmanthus, and throwing vinegar and ginger is madness. The gluttonous prince and grandson should have wine, but the rampant son has no intestines. . "Then Baochai said," I also managed to compose a song. Write it out and make fun of it. " As the poem says, "Gui sits in the shade and Chang 'an looks forward to Chongyang! There is no latitude and longitude in the road ahead, and the skin is black and yellow in spring and autumn. Wine is used to stink, and chrysanthemums are also used to prevent cold and accumulate ginger. What are the benefits of falling into the kettle today? Yuepu is empty and fragrant. "After reading it, everyone said that this noodle is the swan song of eating crabs.

Yong crab crab Bao Shi (Tang) Pi Rixiu

Everyone who has never crossed the ocean knows that skillful hands can boast thin beauty, and bones are born from flesh. Gui Xiang divided the crabs into bags. Don't be afraid of thunder and lightning, but also know that holding hands is futile, and the sea dragon king is also crazy. Just scratching at the grass.

Pai Wen just went to beg for crabs (Song)

It is known from afar that the Lianshui crab has been frosted in September. Huge gold is heavy, and crabs are fat, white and fragrant. Dust leaves the old country, poetry and wine are sent to other places. What is the fate of Luoyang without western envoys?

In the Song Dynasty, Lu You loved to spit crabs, and wrote, "It is a shame to say that sheep's hoofs are fresh and cooked, and it is a shame to break the crab's navel." The crab's fat has been broken for some time, but the wine is clear. "He said that when he first broke off the fat crab, his mouth was watering and his old eyes showed pliers. This is really an obsession with crabs.

6. A poem related to crabs, "Health Mistakes"

Year: Song Author: Mao Gu

When bass and crabs are getting fatter, it will be a rainy and cool day. Dewdrops are golden and clouds are Pu Tao. It is better to have this day in ancient times, and this drunken gentleman would rather cherish it. Hang up the water curtain and let Qiu Guang in.

Fang's fall is unbearable.

Year: Song Author: Mao Bing

It's hard to make it fall, it's rugged and ridiculous. This is a year of land and Sichuan floating. He also stayed in China for two days with his wife. The purple crab and perch are beautiful, and the weather is cool, just next to the Mid-Autumn Festival. Tonight, I have no one to accompany me. Let's hurry. Fame, reputation, a thousand dollars to hire Chu, seal every household. And strive for things, carefree. Fortunately, the northeast is strange and harmonious. My home is near the mountain, so I have to go back to Hugh instead of wangjinglou.

Chu Yun Qinyuan Spring in June

Year: Song Author: Huang Ji

At the beginning of June, people fought for the public, but the public was not hurt. Remember to fly feathers, the ship belongs to the sea, filled with white water, and entered the battlefield. The surname of the three armed forces takes the public as its life and has the law to tease the public. You still believe, like the pillar of Cui Wei, standing in Qutang. This trip is incalculable. You don't know the taste until you decide. See fish, fat, healthy crabs, happy wives, and wine? Weng Wei will accompany you when the meal is cooked. Why report it to the public? I wish the public a thousand years old. How many people burned Ye Xiang. Lingyan, more famous, is crowned with swords.

7. The poem about crab is 1. People who have never crossed the ocean are well known, but those who have bones are born of meat. Don't say it is heartless, even if it is afraid of lightning, the sea dragon king is also on the rampage. -"Singing Crabs/Singing Crabs in Western Zhejiang" Pi Rixiu in the Tang Dynasty

2. The crab kneels six times and pinches twice. It is not that snakes and eels have no sustenance, but they are also anxious. -"Encouraging Learning" Pre-Qin Xunzi

3. Crab claw is golden liquid, and bad mountain is Penglai. Have a drink for a while and get drunk on the high platform by moonlight. -Li Bai's Four Poems of Drinking the Bright Moon Alone in the Tang Dynasty

4. The wine is mellow and overcooked, and the crab claws don't need to be frosted first. -"Nine Days of Water Pavilion" Song Han Qi

5. Accompanied by Huxi Monk, Helinyue and Longshan Hakka, Du Like Ministry of Industry, Tao Yuanming and Li Taibai, in Dongting, oranges, Dongyang wine and West Lake crabs. -"Chrysanthemum Blossom" Ma Zhiyuan in Yuan Dynasty

6. Zheng Yuye's new product, crab pliers is the first recommendation. When the sun goes down, even if he is drunk, there is nowhere to run. -"Qi Tianle Green Grass Withered Taicheng Road" Song Zhou Bangyan

7. Shake your fan and go to the restaurant with crab claws. -"Send Dangtu Zhao Shaofu to Luchang" Li Bai in Tang Dynasty

8. Cancer's horns are exposed, and its side is as big as Wu Gou. -"Eat Crab Song" Qing Dynasty Huang

9. cicada-eyed turtle-shaped feet are like spiders, and they have never faced anyone head-on. -"Singing Crabs" Li Baizhen in the Tang Dynasty

10. Kun Sheng exchanged words for frost crabs and books for ice cream according to the imperial edict. -"Qian Wang Sun Xiang Crab" Xu Wei in Ming Dynasty

Translation:

1. You knew the reputation of crabs before you traveled to sea. Its meat has bones, which looks strange. Don't say it is heartless, it is not afraid of lightning, and the sea dragon king is also rampant there.

A crab has six legs and two crab claws. Without the snake eel's cave, it has nowhere to live because it is impetuous.

3. Crab claw is fairy liquid medicine, and bad mountain is fairy mountain Penglai. Let's have a drink first and get drunk on the platform in the moonlight.

The newly brewed wine is mature and mellow. Crabs are already fat and tender, so you don't have to wait for first frost in autumn.

5. Monks accompanying Huxi, friends of Helin and celebrities of Longshan; Fu, Tao Yuanming, Li Bai; There are oranges in Dongting Mountain, famous wines in Jinhua and fat crabs in West Lake.

6. Practice bamboo utensils and bring crabs to the banquet to drink. I suddenly saw the sunset, and even though I was as drunk as a fiddler, I still had no intention of running away.

7. Hold a cattail leaf fan, shake it, drink Jinling wine, eat fresh Yangtze hairy crabs and say goodbye.

8. Two giant paws of a crab are covered with fluff, which is the size of Wu Gou.

9. Crab's eyes are like cicada's eyes, shaped like a turtle, and crab's feet are like spider's feet, crawling sideways.

10. In ancient times, most of the literati were poor. They exchanged calligraphy and painting for money and tried their best to eat crabs and ice cream.